RWBY/RT General #1076: ahaha.wav Edition

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bestest mom

>>88707910
>Yang just stays at home and pops out babies.

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First for derp weapon

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BEST GIRL

>>88708078
If by best, you mean most retarded, sure

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>>88708056

You posted the wrong pic but I got you.

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>>88708056
Wrong

>>88707913
Reason why Jaune has a Gun is because pretty much in the fanfic Technician he goes to Signal to be a hunter to follow his dad footsteps and in Signal he makes friends with Yang and Ruby then shortly after he goes to Beacon with Yang and Ruby

>>88708066

Honestly, given how maternal she is, and how much she's implied to like a good fuck, this probably wouldn't be a terrible outcome for her.

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>>88708110

>>88708123
>>88708110
Also the hottest

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>>88708144

>>88708130
But she's also implied to be enjoy thrills and doing crazy shit.

>>88708144
Posting Mojo's shitty art should be an instaban

>>88708068
>the blade magically shrinks
>then disappears entirely
monty pls

That song that plays during the Qrow vs Tyrian fight was really good. I can't wait for the volume soundtrack to be released.

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>>88708164

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>>88708024
Nice hat Neo

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>>88708194


>>88708185

(You)

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>>88708185
So more?

>>88708186
>Magically
It looks like it's just being pushed down like an antenna.

what if blakes mom begges you to impregnate her while she was still able and demandinf that you degrade her and call her mean racist things during sex because she gets off on humans lording over her and treating her like an object behind her husbands back and then weiss ate a millipede

>>88708078
WORST GIRL

>>88708182
That's where the sex comes in.

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>>88708068

It collapses and folds in ways that only someone with metal powers could do.

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>>88708226

Might as well give him what he wants.

>>88708264
Didn't Monty say somewhere that's how Pyrrha made it work?

>>88708239
antennae have telescoping, that's perfectly smooth
it's just straight up disappearing like somebody's taking an eraser tool to it, and then deletes the rest.

>>88708188
I can't make out the lyrics too well, honestly. But nice to see Qrow have a song.

>>88708281
That's because for as overworked as he was Monty was still pretty lazy at points.

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>>88708078

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>>88708268
Indeed.

>>88708311
Ruby x Blake x Zwei x Crescent Rose when?

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Best Weapon

>>88708286

Pain
Is your reward for being near me
Fate
Would be afraid when I’m around
Flee
Before the tragedy that follows
Me
The situations I’ve survived
I’m a hole in light
I cannot lie
I will change the karma of your life
I don’t mean to bring you pain
But I will, just wait, I can’t explain.
I am no one’s blessing
I’ll just bring you harm
I’m a cursed black cat
I’m an albatross
I’m a mirror broken
Save yourself
I’m your bad luck charm

>>88708066
>Yang does all those autistic fantasies in greentext
>But it's for a perfectly in character Jaune not anon.

are there any RWBY rewrite fanfics that are written better than the show?

>>88708311
Does she take the knot?

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>>88708404
No, but Winter's tried everything on all known Grimm

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Ironwood fascist takeover when?

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>>88708277

That sounds familiar but I can't seem to find anything to confirm it.

Skimming through his twitter though I found this:

Wtf Sheena

>>88708395
Most of them.

>>88708428
Source

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>>88708431
>Ironwood looking down to you as he's about to shoot

>>88708435
What the fuck is that

>>88708431
>Ironwood
>Fascist

>>88708381
Yeah those sound like they match up for the most paet and I like the theory about Qrow's bad luck semblance.

>>88708056
"Mom"

>>88708457

Seems it was for his cat allergies shortly after he and Sheena took in Noodle, the killer stray cat.

I want to ditch Weiss and follow Ironwood throughout his day. It'd be way more interesting to see how Atlas politics work

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>Only just watched latest chapter
>More upset that my waifu was slapped/cried than anything that's gonna happen to Qrow
>tfw failed at my one goal to protect her smile

Do not cry for me, for I am already dead.

>>88708474
Did Yang pop out of her tight vag? Yeah? Okay then, she's her mother.

>>88708479
Jesus fucking Christ why. Why didn't Monty just say no.

>>88708078
She is never gonna develop is she?

>>88708455

Is this a snuff film?

>>88708487
>"mom"

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>>88708404
TAKE THE KNOT !

>>88708452
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58152121

There's another set on the Pixiv

>>88708470
>I like the theory about Qrow's bad luck semblance.

It's interesting but that would mean he has two semblances or his semblance is a two parter. I like the idea that his semblance is the reason he told RNJR to stay back. His bad luck semblance activates while fighting.

What if at one point Jacques was reconsidering the direction he was taking the SDC but then the White Fang happened and he said "fuck it"

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>>88708506
Do you want it to be?

>>88708487
shes the kind of mother that didnt even show up for her own daughters birth

Those shots look fucking horrifying. So not worth it for a pet. Fuck Sheena. Monty should've grown a backbone

>>88708520
/tg/ is a gift that keep on giving

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>>88708483

Now that I think about did Oscar get his aura unlocked by ghost Ozpin does Oscar semblance get replaced by Ozpin semblance also what the fuck is Ozpin semblance?

>>88708545
man i don't think you know how births work

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The manga updates is reach Berserk tier

>>88708592
You read that shit in the first place?

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>>88708527
Maybe it's not a semblance but a curse
If Salem is the witch it's always a possibilty

>>88708580

That's why it's so impressive.

Also, portals. Work it out yourself.

What if your waifu became an underground rapper known as "JJ Bankston" and in her music were instructions for children as young as ten and young adults to travel to Detroit to join the so called "JJ Bankston Army" or JJBA and she would eventually use said army to take over Detroit and establish her own city state?

>>88708545
>raven literally laid an egg
>left it on the bed with a note for Taiyang
>leaves

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You know what?

I actually think I prefer the old design of Myrtenaster to the new one. It looks like a normal sword, and it seems like there might have been a gun function on it as well as dust, so Weiss would've had decent range

>>88708620

I'm willing to accept this as long as there's a way to break said curse. Maybe Silver Eyes could do it.

>>88708640
She's my waifu, I'd sign up for her army.

>>88708387
How much would the Yangfags lose their shit

>>88708607
But manga Roman is so fabulous.

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>>88708580
man i think you dont know how jokes work

>>88708628
that too

>>88708641
lol

>>88708592
Where the fuck do I read them after chapter 11?

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>tfw Cinder will never slap me

It's just not fucking fair.

>>88708607
It gave me more Roman

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>>88708713
best reason to read the manga

What if your waifu ran screaming into your bedroom obviously under the effects of alcohol and mild altering substances. Pointed at you and screamed "YOU'RE A NIGGER!" and then seemingly at random as if she was addressing another person(although no one else was In the room) yelled "HE'S A NIGGER!". And then ran out of the bedroom and out of the house into the night

>>88708680
man how many levels of irony do you think i'm on right now
you can't even comprehend

>>88708641
do you think taiyang carries pictures of Yang's egg in his wallet

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>>88708703
>tfw I'll never slap Cinder

>>88708641
>>88708680
>>88708747

She has a belly button.

>>88708741
Impale her with my mighty horns.

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>>88708741

Catch her and punish her with multiple orgasms until she sobers up and apologizes for being retarded.

>>88708762
You must not like fun

>>88708762
She draws it with a marker every morning

>>88708762
of course she does
>it's not from the cord though
>it's her second vagina
>branwen genes do funky stuff to your biology

>>88708775
>punish

>>88708646
I keep imagining the sword shooting off when she pulls the trigger

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>>88708754
Fuck off frogposter

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>>88708703
>Weiss will never call me a dolt

I just want to be happy.

>>88708703
Keep being a do nothing bitch and nothing will change.

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>>88708826
No

>>88708775
I do not understand what is going on in this image
I see a Heroin Needle
What looks to be a pure white penguin
and some belly button fingering
Explain

>>88708851
Fuck off frogposter

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>>88708741
Run out and film her

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>>88708110
>>88708123
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>>88708268
How would she react if you told her about her daughter's recreational use of catnip?

>>88708741
You're on a roll tonight aren't you

>>88708846
But what do I have to do?

>>88708907
Find a real world Cinder.

>>88708381
>I’m an albatross
But an albatross is good luck.

>>88708890

Ask for more embarrassing pictures of Blake.

>>88708890
>Blake is never my waifu
>She's easily in my bottom ten girls
>I am super, duper attracted to her in this photo
Guys do i have a drug fetish

>On the Remnant version of 4chan people would be shitting Jaune just as hard.

I'm going to fuck your waifu so hard the dicking I will give her will create another Slannesh

What if ruby came to the office party despite not working there nor being invited

>>88708950
but why?

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>>88708927
Happy Blake is quite cute.

>>88708961
He's too close to Pyrrha.

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>>88708923
That's impossible, anon. No one as perfect as Cinder exists in the real world.

>>88708540
Source? That's my fetish.

>>88708972
I mean, that's kinda cute, but it doesn't... excite me as much as the other one. ohgodi'mafreak

>>88708924
Ancient mariner style, anon

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>>88708972
>Happy Blake is quite cute.
Broken Blake is true beauty.

>>88708982
>perfect

>>88708978
so In Remnant all of Pyrrha fans endlessly shit post Jaune since he is here partner

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>>88708395
Only the best

>>88709011
And Pyrrha shitposts right back

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>>88708744
plebeian

What if your waifu brought you back some fuck slaves from a raid and they were the slutty Alt chicks you liked to rip the piercings out of

>>88709016
Why does Blake read such lewd things?

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>>88708994
No

>>88709030
Amazing how does Pyrrha shit post back and do her fans know she is shitposting?

>>88709035
The only chick who goes on 'raids' in Remnant is Raven, so uh... what the fuck?

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>>88708972
Blake is best girl

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>>88709000
Yes, perfect. Truly perfect.

>>88708993
In that poem the Albatross is good luck. It only becomes bad luck when the Mariner kills it.

>>88709081
""""Perfect""""

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>>88709016
MY SIDES

>>88709035
Ensnare her with a mesmerizing display of my brilliant, beautiful pigments. When she is entranced, will swallow her whole.

>>88708924
The golf kind or the sea bird kind?

>>88709011
It's been well established that Pyrrha was the Zyzz of Remnant /fit/.

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>>88709035
>you liked to rip the piercings out of
I like to do that?
I like to do that.

>>88709059
Anonymously.

She would be the one going on thread long back and forth rants about how Jaune is nothing like he plebian losers who post because he actually goes after the girl he likes and went for his dream instead of sitting on his ass shitposting online.

>>88709096
P E R F E C T

>>88709117
Everyman deep down wants to rip the piercings out of slutty alt chicks m8
Everyman wants to see them cry and call you a racist Nazi bigot fascist when you cum in their pink hair and face

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>>88708991
I see...a sophisticated customer.

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>>88708529
>Jacques is starting to have concerns that his PR department won't be able to keep up with all the shit his employees go through
>Worried it might cut into his profits in the long run
>White Fang go from peaceful protesters to terrorists attacking even the faunus friendly kingdoms

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>>88709167

>>88709151
Amazing Pyrrha defends Jaune no matter what

>>88709100
what the fuck animal does that

>>88709168
"""""""perfect"""""""

>>88709114
Pyrrha was the queen of aesthetics?

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>>88709167

>>88709167
>>88709218
Is this a hidden Mickey?

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>>88709016
>Hot,steamy and completely inaudible love on the ceiling

>>88709151
>Oh yeah? And what the fuck have you done with your life so far huh?
>What does that have to do with anything?
>He's actually at Beacon you fucking loser. And I hope he has all the sex with Pyrrha. All of it.

>>88709060
>She doesn't care about you enough to fuck you but she still sees the value of keeping you as a boyfriend
>She gives you fucktoys to keep you placated

>>88709189
...Cow, you gotta help me out here. Is there any more images of RWBY on drugs? I gotta get rid of this one quick before it consumes my soul. Please.

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>>88709212

>>88709218
Nurglites?

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>>88709225
>>88709225
I had this in mind

>>88709151
>Pyrrha's jaunefagging includes bringing up how determined he was to get with Weiss
Well, at least it's in character

what if cinder thought she was alone and she farted but you were there

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>>88709167
HERESY !!

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>>88709247
Closest I got would be full edglord rubes by Dishwasher

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>>88709296
Or the oh so exploitable cap from the manga.

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>>88709167
Hol up, what function does that thing have?

Is it a town symbol?

It definitely isn't a clock

>>88709114
>Implying Remnant/fit/ doesn't hate Pyrrha
>Implying they don't hate most Hunters for being stronger than them while still being skinny little twinks and waifus
>Implying they don't jealously shit on them all day because their gains will never be enough
Remnant/sp/ on the other hand is a different story

>>88709296
>Emerald is white

MUH REPRESENTATION REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>88709305
Maybe a Chem-Lord Rubes?

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>The Black Panther has been the protector of Menagerie for generations. A mantle passed from warrior to warrior. And now because your friend murdered my father, I wear the mantle of queen. So I ask you, as both warrior and queen, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?

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>>88709327
Or this one from chibi

>>88709314
It was also over the vault

I want to SCREAM in two of Blake's ears on one side of her head

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>>88709363
I want her to scream into my ears, if you catch my drift.

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>>88709363
>tmw my friend did this to newts he caught with his friend
>Puts them into a small jar
>Yells into the jar so the newts go deaf
>Release them and they start flopping around

>>88709347
>>88709327
>>88709305
>>88709296
None of these do anything for me. Thanks for trying, Cow. I'll just have to let this new um... thing, just go away.

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>>88709347
speaking of chibi.

What is it with Asian artists and making characters paler? Tumblr likes to bitch about Americans/Western people doing it, but by far all the art doing it comes from like Japan and China

>>88709238
>He seems more into Weiss though.
>No he isn't.
>And he seems a lot closer to that Ruby girl. All the pictures of him online have them together.
>I'm in those pictures too!
>What.
>Pyrrha is in those pictures too. That's what I meant.

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>>88709397
why

>>88709402
Just go fap to Henshin Emergence by shindoL and that should get you over it.

>>88709347
>>88709327
>>88709296
Clearly you don't understand our fetish.
>>88709305
This one's a bit better though.
If Anon is like me, he wants girls who are inebriated and not thinking clearly. Girls on drugs which make them more receptive of your advances, or even outright begging for it. A date rape fetish. A drug induced mindbreak fetish. Stuck up girls who just want to unwind any way they can. Neon would be perfect for this fetish.

>>88709317
> Remnant /int/ is people taking the piss out of haven for sending a boy band to the tournament
> Remnant /fa/ is creaming themselves over scarlet
> Remnant /pol/ enjoys watching trophy wives news show and water-filter ads
> Remnant /tg/ is best board and bitches about how you can attack your own fleet in "remnant the game"

>>88709411
Pale is considered an attractive trait.

>>88709411
>Tumblr likes to bitch about Americans/Western people doing it, but by far all the art doing it comes from like Japan and China

You obviously didn't see that incident where a Japanese artist lightened Garnet's (Steven Universe) skin to the point where it looked nothing like her. It was ugly I think the artist deserved it a little bit. Let delicious brown skin be delicious brown.

>>88709314
>>88709358
The ship captain in Episode 3 mentions "gods", perhaps that's their symbol? Its a bit generic but I doubt religion is going to play a huge role in the story
Or its just a cool design for a Gothic looking window so they reused it

How would you go about asking your waifu out?

>>88709114

LIFTOS FOR NIKOS

>>88709407
This is more like it.
>That look of pure ecstasy on her face
>That subtle leg twitch
Now replace the observers fear with excitement and that's my fetish!

>>88709329
So, if Blake is Black Panther, and Weiss is Widow, who are Ruby and Yang?

>>88709412
>They're kind of cute together.
>Pyrrha and Jaune?
>Nah Jaune and Ruby.
>Are you imagining yourself as Jaune?
>N-
>THEN WHY DON'T YOU THINK PYRRHA AND JAUNE ARE CUTER.

>>88709515
Pyrrha doesn't even lift

>>88709542

It's kind of hard for ash to lift

Doesn't the wiki say Pyrrha is muscled

>>88709514
Ask her out.

>>88709505
>This is why everything is also a gun
It makes perfect sense

>>88709514
>Ruby and Yang?

Yang = Tony
Ruby = Cap

>>88709556
The wiki also said that the designer of a character said that the character calls their weapon "shooting star" but it's not canon

>>88709514
I'd do what Mercury did just with a little bit more sexual tension

>>88709588
Wat. You're messing me with, right?

>>88708435
It's an allergy test. I've had one. Each of those viles contains a different diluted substance that people are commonly allergic to.

>>88709556
Anon, we don't need the wiki. Just go back to and old episode and look at Pyyrha

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>>88709611
Nope

>>88709114
anyone have the screaming Phryra Zyzz pick.

>>88709634
I....

wow.

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Daily Dose!

>>88709681
Wow, they really cut back the budget on Penny 2.0 huh?

>>88709531
>Pyrrha single handedly pushes Lancaster forward through her autism.

>>88709461
> Remnant /pol/ enjoys watching trophy wives news show and water-filter ads

No, Remnant /pol/ is complaining about the steady cession of political power to the Huntsman and talking about the chronically denied Fanus crime problem.

And also about how the Grimm are a Jewish plot.

>>88709707
>Alexa Jones

>>88709695
She's also a gun

What if the reason Glynda is on janitorial duty is because she attacked Professor Peach for sleeping with Ironwood?

>>88709700
>Ruby Jaune becomes the Meg/Ryan.

>>88709531
>Guys, don't be stupid. JauneXRuby is trash
>Thank god! Someone with some actual taste
>Clearly Jaune is much better off with Lie Ren. They're so cute together
>Pyrrha goes off on an aggressively homophobic rant that derails the thread and gets her banned

>>88709771
....I can see it

>>88709695
Nanobots aren't cheap Anon

>>88709771
Peach is too busy getting spitroasted by Port and Oobleck

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>>88709734
>>88709707
Who's the Remnant equivalent of famous mass murderer Sam Hyde

>>88709287

>Old Gods of Remnant are actually the gods of Chaos.
>The Grimm were once benign beings native to the planet but became twisted by chaos into the creatures we see today.
>Ozpin is actually a shard of the Emperor attempting to save the people of remnant from the corruption of chaos before they are found and cleansed by the Imperium.
There needs to be more RWBY and 40k crossover art.

>>88709783
>Yeah, JaunexRen is okay, but what about the clearly superior ship JaunexCardin
>Pyrrha starts shaking
>Her computer crumples up into a ball

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What would the ranking look like for the RWBY girls if they were prostitutes?

>>88709811
Neo?

>>88709803

Professor Peach is too busy not having a canon design and not existing outside of a name.

>>88709827
>40k fags

>>88709676
For extra detail. Said designer created the character and paid money for her character be in the show via RT's IndieGoGo campaign.

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>>88709841
>Ruby
Jailbait/10
>Weiss
Tightest pussy and ass
>Blake
Free everything, as wide as a barn door
>Yang
God tier tit and blow jobs

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>>88709873
Wait that's Gloria's outfit.

>>88709873
There more like this?

>>88709841
Yang would be the best, obviously.
Then probably Blake, but she'd be more of a high class sort of dealio. She'd call herself an escort instead of a hooker.
Weiss wouldn't be a prostitute so much as a luxury item. Blake looks like Yang in comparison; Weiss would be thousands upon thousands of dollars an hour, and that's just for being in the same room.
Ruby is not for lewd.

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>>88709848
Problem ?

>>88709634
>>88709676
>>88709857
Can't anyone just go in and change it?

>>88709412
>Didn't you see the tournament? They worked so well together, they're perfect for each other
>What, Jaune and Nora? I guess I could see it
>NO you cockslobbering double-faunus! Obviously I'm talking about Jaune and Pyrrha. They have so much chemistry. They're practically married
>I dunno man. It looked like they couldn't even manage a team attack. They just suddenly lost all momentum
>Shut up, that was all Ren and Nora's fault. And Arkos is a stupid name, it should be Nikark

Lancaster is pretty cute.

>>88709873
what odd anatomy, it's almost good, but it's off

>>88709857
I kinda want to tweet that at Miles to see if he'll respond

>>88709873
With the dark powers I summon thee, Greentexters, build a smutfic beyond imagining from yonder premise- ARISE!

>>88709905
The mods instantly re-edit it back

>>88709905
True, they can. But knowing how wiki's tend to work, they' just change it back.

>>88709911
I don't blame you.

>>88709899
Blake's the kind of whore to call herself an escort, but at the end of the night she still sucks dick for cash
Weiss IS an escort, the kind of women you pay thousands to hang off your arm and pretend you're interesting for a night, and if you're lucky you might get a chaste peck at the end of the night

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>>88709898
http://shonomi-art.tumblr.com/

Shonomi has this AU of stripper and there's a lot of fishnet stuff

some of the art is on and off proportionally

I don't like her Ruby design a lot, face looks off

>>88709317
>/fit/ hates Hunter because "They're not really fit, Aura is cheating."
>/sp/ loves them because of the tournament and because they have the best waifus
>Daily flame wars

>>88709952
>Weissfags pretending their waifu doesn't suck dicks.

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>>88709924
Already got the stripper Weiss

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>>88709972
Well, yeah. Weiss' has an impregnation fetish. Oral is counter-intuitive.

>>88709961
>/k/ argues about Slav girl Mai's rifle to that of an Atlasian AR

>>88709972
She sucks dicks, but only for someone she truly cares about like Neptune

>>88709992
it's funny cuz it's true

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Was the sequel capped?

Okay, RWBYg. Time to decide.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11969115

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>>88709961
I wonder if aura could prevent rape

>>88709992
Wot if Miles and Kerry revealed Weiss went after Neptune because he wears the same cologne as her father and she subconsciously wanted to impress him and get the affection she could never get from her real father

>>88709959
...someone put three bags over her head.

>>88710072
>trying to make up for a lack of dad love
>goes after a homosexual
Poetry.

>>88710072
Damn Scarlet, that's pretty fucking dark. But probably not wrong either

>>88710095
>Neptune
>Homosexual
Weiss rode that dick.

Hey guys, let's play 7 minutes in Heaven but with ALL of us in the closet!

>>88710112
>Weiss
>Having sex that early into a relationship

Anon, come on.

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>>88710112
>Weiss rode that dick.
>Neptune
Well you're half right...

>>88709909
It looks like a fat chick wearing a corset.

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>>88710112
>flirts with girls but begs off, claiming he can't dance
>later found dancing in public with a cute boy

>>88710143
She's a white rich girl trying to piss off her dad by dating a vaguely brown guy.

>>88710234
Jacques doesn't even know who FagTune is

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>>88710112

There's definitely dick riding involving Neptune, but he's not the one doing it.

>>88710279

not the one getting it*

woops.

>>88710279
I just can't see Sun as a bottom, nor can I see Neptune as a top. He'd be riding the monkey dick, and riding it hard

>>88710329
could see Sun as a power bottom

>>88710279
Why would Sun have anything to do with Nep's stank ass when he's got the bellabooty

You get the option of fucking Winter or Weiss
You can only have one
HOWEVER
The sister you didn't chose will sit on the bed holding the hand of the sister you did choose

Imagine Blake x Ren.

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>>88710396
Weiss

>>88710439
>.....
>.......
>...........

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>>88708130
>Yfw Jaune and Yang are like this
https://youtu.be/8JNyllXJEKY

>>88710450
Fill her up and cover her with cum?

>>88710396
I'll take Winter.

>>88710439
Keep talking.

>>88710396
Winter, because she's the superior Schnee

>>88710329

Yeah I meant the other way around.


>>88710439

Could maybe work but it'd be awfully quiet.

>>88710477
>Not fucking Lil sis while big sis holds her hand

>>88710439
I'd rather not.

>>88710469
The most silent fucking ever

>>88710510
But I want to fuck Winter.

>>88710392
Blake is frigid and everyone knows a tidy boipussy is always better.

>>88709578
>not Yang = Bucky

Weiss is for cumming inside of

>>88710470
Dude why bring feels

Adam tore Blake the fuck up. That's why you can fit a truck in her pussy

So is Qrow gonna be sidelined now for the rest of the fucking season because of the scorp poison?

Blake is a dirty easy anal SLUT

>>88710643
5 episodes isn't that long, and frankly RNJR need to start fighting their own battles. Shit, the entire main cast needs to start fighting their battles, the only one of the main four who won a fight on their own without anyone else swooping in to save them was Blake vs Torchwick on the train

>>88710627
>>88710690
Adam please, shouldn't you be practicing your fedora tipping or something?

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>>88710474
You bet

So, did the Qrow is Ruby's real father faggots get some more ammo with that song translation?

>>88710627
>>88710690

Who hurt you?

>>88710720
Probably if it's tied to the bad luck theory. It gives a reason why he distanced himself from Ruby especially if he was indirectly the cause of Summer's death.

>>88710720
It doesn't matter, they'll get more ammo from anything

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>>88710720
W-what are you trying to say

>>88710771
Considering the bad luck seems to happen to HIM, I'd say it would be more fitting for him to have an unrequited love for Summer

>>88710817
I don't know, a lot the evidence is based on bad things happening to people around him. Even in the fight, when Ruby almost gets hit by the falling wood plank could be a result of it.

>>88709907
>Remnant 4chan ships Jaune with pretty much everyone much like real life
>Everyone, except for Pyrrha
>Arkos is the most obscure crack ship to Hunter fans
>Pyrrha and Nora make up one third of all Arkosfags
>Every time Pyrrha tries to push it she gets mocked by all the much more bigger and popular ships, like JauneXBrawnz

These new developments with Qrow's aura being red, and him apparently causing bad luck to everyone around him really makes me hope RT isn't gonna actually do the Qrow is Ruby's real father bullshit

>>88709083
He's already dead inside

Can someone direct me to this song that everyone is talking about?

>>88710937
Kys

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I know there's a pun in here but I can't think of it.

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>>88709151
>Pyrrha is the one defending Jaune and going on about how he's hot shit compared to everyone posting in the thread
>Weiss is the one constantly shitting on him, calling him a useless loser and saying anyone who ships him with anyone is clearly some loser self-inserting
>They regularly get into arguments with each other while they're about 10' from each other and none the wiser

>>88710909
It's incredibly unlikely. I mean, it certainly won't change Ruby very much, and all it does is make Qrow a deadbeat dad AND a massive hypocrite for calling out Raven not 3 episodes prior to this
Besides, Monty was always very clear that Yang and Ruby were half sisters with the same father, undoing that now and making it so Ruby and Yang aren't blood related at all would just be weird for no good reason

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this show is for droopy-eyed downies

Do children inherit their parent's aura color? Will Taiyang have a yellow aura?

>>88710981
Yang and Ruby would still be blood related as cousins instead of sisters.

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>>88710953

>>88710977
>Implying Weiss doesn't also defend him because she's always brought up as a sign of his shit taste.
>Always stops and thinks about what she's doing with her Friday nights immediately afterwards.

>>88711019
(Me)

>>88711034
Fair point, but that's nowhere near as close as being sisters. My point is, Qrow being Ruby's dad is pointless on several levels, levels that even M&K can see
>>88711024
No idea, we haven't seen Summer's aura colour yet, or any of the other parent's aura colours
Besides, Pyrrha had a red aura too, unless you're saying she was also Qrow's bastard daughter he left behind in Mistral?

>>88710953
Cat's got her tongue?

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>>88711042
.......With a knife and fork though?
Kinky bitch

>>88711042
I want to fuck that cat.

>>88711083
Someone is definitely getting some cream, that's for sure

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>>88711092
She like that food foreplay

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>>88711096
>cat
SHE'S A FAUNUS YOU RACIST!

>>88710929
Who, the Mariner? I don't think you've read that poem, and neither has Jeff.

>>88711055
>"You know what? Jaune went after Weiss and she was so utterly out of his league it's not even funny. Weiss is the heiress of the Schnee Dust Corp, a champion fencer, a nations wide famous singer. No wonder he fell in love with her and what the hell are you saying that he has shit taste? He has better taste than you, you faunus loving creep."
>"Yeah that's right. It's good to see that there's someone else here who thinks Jaune is as great as I d-"
>Weiss slams her scroll down.
>Looks at the clock
>Realizes she has been defending Jaune or the last six hours straight
>Throughout Beacon her pained screams can be heard.

>>88711135
What's the difference.

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>>88711164

>>88711092
A little bit of knifeplay never hurt anyone. As for the fork...a little bit of roleplay never hurt anyone?
>You will never scream into her gag by bringing the knife to her clit

>>88711179
>its even got a fucking bow
Goddammit I love and hate how applicable that image is

>>88711055
>meanwhile Jaune is blissfully ignorant of all this and just fucks around in Xray and Vav threads on remnant /co/
>trolls /diy/ and /k/ to try find ways to improve his weapon
>filters his own name after stumbling across one of Phyrra's autistic rants

>>88711092
it's a butter knife
she's into foodplay

>>88711208
>Jaune the normie
>Ever going near 4chan

>>88711229
> He found it after ruby mentioned /k/
> He takes screenshots and posts them on remnant tumbler

>>88711259
>he bought a pass thinking that was how you get an account

>>88711208
>trolls /diy/ and /k/
>>Implying guns are better than swords
>>Implying I need a ranged weapon at all

>>88711229
Jaune would have a Schneebook where he's friends with Cinder