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Homestuck thread. No shipping debates, no shitposting, no autism. Post offical and fan art of Homestuck that make you smile and/or feel good inside.
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In other words, "cool" art.
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I don't think a thread will ever happen without those 3 though. I do hope that it does someday but I think you're being a bit idealistic.
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>>88699821
Hey, a man can dream, can't he?
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DAVEKAT WHEN
SUICIDE WHEN
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>>88700092
Well, anon, I think we did okay before >>88700087
showed up
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The classic.
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>>88700103
We had a good run at least.
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One of my favorites. I wonder if Hussie can draw at all now?
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Homestuck doesn't make me happy. Homestuck makes me fucking angry.
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>>88700168
I doubt it, he has other people for that.
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All I have is Jade. I love Jade!
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>>88700242
Give us some Jade then.
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I feel you bro
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>>88700250
A+ taste, anon.
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This picture makes me feel good inside.
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>>88700307
>Light had nothing to do with the Green Sun
>Space did

Homestuck had such a sloppy and slapdash cosmology. He got so lazy with it once he got bored of trying.
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>>88700341
>He got so lazy with it once he got bored of trying.
Doesn't that describe all of Homestuck though?
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>>88699665
>No shipping debates, no shitposting, no autism.

You Cannot Tell Me What To Do
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>>88700352
Hahahaha. What a fucking liar.
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>>88700369
ABANDON SHIP
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>>88700352
I guess Homestuck really did turn into a job though at one point, and thus here we are.
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reminder
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>>88700369

>>88700379
(you)
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>>88700369
I just saw a picture of a baby Kanaya and Vriska being graphically raped and beaten to death.
It... honestly kind of fucked me up. Too much.
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>>88700393
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>>88699890
That's not an accurate Kickstarter parody, because Caliborn finished his masterpiece relatively quickly.
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>>88700402
Ah god I just like Karkat<>Kanaya a lot, it's cute and it makes me happy
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>>88700412
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Post your favorite panels from the comic.
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>>88700420
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>>88700394
Be thankful grub gore and other fluffy pony shit never took off, and that homestuck babies are precious and must be protected
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>>88700434
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>>88700423
Those ones for sure.
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>>88700423
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>>88700449
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>>88700470
SWEET JESUS. Is there anymore like that?
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>>88700489
>you will never cuddle with a cute and very heterosexual Kanaya
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>>88700251
IF I SEE THAT GODDAMN CLOWN ONE MORE TIME
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>>88700521
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>>88700515
>kanaya and rose will never be anything but boring lesbians
it 8urts
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>>88700489
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>>88700530
boring jewish* lesbians
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>>88700537
wait what. they are jewish? I though only terezi was troll jewgish
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>>88700543
they had a jewish wedding ceremony
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>>88700552
So which one is jewish then
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>>88700536

>>88700537
Excuse Me Rose

Could You Enlighten Me As To The Whereabouts Of My Shekels

Also Is Karkat Circumcised

Oy Vey
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>>88700570
Kanaya obviously, her ancestor was the virgin mary
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>>88700572
How do you circumcise a bone bulge?
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>>88700580
Very Carefully

>>88700572
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>>88700552
After which, they became tricksters again for some fucking reason.
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>>88700344
niice.
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>>88700585
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>>88700609
>this item is super dangerous and causes untold amounts of destruction, along with a complete loss of control
>let's use it for partying!!!
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>>88700622
'member squidbiscuit?
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>>88700648
Nope

>>88700622
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>>88700423
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>>88700654
>Nope
how new r u
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>>88700677
Nigger I've been here since MSPAchan

It's not my fault I don't religiously follow your favorite artist, assuming that's even what you're talking about
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>>88700686
>favorite
that's the artist who made that image who hsg used to make fun of all the time

man
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>>88700699
I'm kind of new. What image was that?
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>>88700713
the one in >>88700622 that i replied to you nut
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>>88700699
>artist hsg used to make fun of

That doesn't narrow it down much

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>>88700721
That was worthy of being made fun of all the time? Seems kind of generic to me. It's not great but it's not exceptionally bad either.
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>>88700742
most of their art was characters vomiting
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You guys think Homestuck took to much out of Hussie? Will he ever be able to produce another original idea at the same scale as homestuck?
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>>88699665
>no autism
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>>88700758
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>>88700754
Oh, I see
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kanayaposter is worst
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>>88700758
Fucking space players man. You gotta spay and neuter them.
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>>88700776
see >>88700771
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>>88700792
Why do you do what you do here?
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>>88700783
That Is Not The Case

She Was Not Using Her Womb For Anything

I Do Not See What Is So Objectionable About Putting It To Better Use

>>88700792
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>>88700783
Hey, Calliope isn't misbehaving and shitting out snakes everywhere. Clearly there's another factor in Jade and Kanaya's instabilities
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>>88700823
post more ginger losers
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>>88700839
Viable candidates, obviously.
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>>88700859
Ok nigga
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>>88700881
I should organize my saved images folder

Maybe this will tide you over until I can find them
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>>88700944
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where are the tubby weeb girls
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>>88700977
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>>88700977
fatstuck when
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Someone posted a Christmas sbahj comic and I was excited that there was a new one until I realized it was just a fan comic.
Fuck that.
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>>88700409
>relatively quickly
at all*
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>>88700537
OY V3Y
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>>88700622
T H I C C
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DEATH TO SPIDERS AND FISH BITCHES!!!
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>>88701101
Why would Karkat hate Meenah, she probably gave him his first handy
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>>88701107
>he doesn't know about Beforus Karkat
>a bald wagecuck who is racist towards other bloods and hates Empress Feferi for turning Beforus into a cuck planet for immigrants
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>>88701152
So just like normal karkat
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>>88701107
She ruined his poor trollcunt with her gargantuan bulge is what she did

He wants revenge for his ravaged boypussy
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>>88701216
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>>88701216
Edit the text out and just write "dumb davejader posters" for maximum (you)s
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>>88701216
Man married life really fucked Jade up
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>>88701603
>freedomposting will never be a thing again
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>>88700352
I wonder if we can pinpoint the exact moment Hussie stopped defending exploration/his vision and started defending stagnation/his little clique's vision

>>88700977
DeviantArt is dead anon
DEAD
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>>88702697
CAUCASIAN
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>>88701603
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Terezi is a _____
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>>88704889
Manlet Hater!
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>>88699718
I like this. Could have been official

Posting a few I found that I like
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>>88706135
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>>88706156
>slick
that's DD
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>>88706814
whoops. thanks
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>>88708325

Nepeta.
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>>88708937
Man, I can't believe Rose took to dressing up as Dave just to comfort Jade
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>>88704889
buttslut
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>>88709066
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>>88708986
I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing that she's the first person that came to mind.
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>>88708325
Karkat
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Do you think that Kanaya would like the Japanese culture? Do you think that she would like anime and manga?
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>>88709626
>Do you think that Kanaya would like the Japanese culture?
Yes.
>Do you think that she would like anime and manga?
No.
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>>88708325
Feferi
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>>88703474
remember when they were bros who joked about gay things instead of actually being gay
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>>88708325 >>88708986 >>88709483
>>88710532 >>88710404
> no shitposting, no autism
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>>88710573
newsflash dipshit, homestuck IS autism
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post headcanons you've had that lasted to the end
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>>88710597
not an excuse
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>>88710756
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Reminder that the Odd Gentlemen never stole Hiveswap's money, and that Hussie was just too incompetent that they decided to part ways and make King's Quest instead. Hussie then lied about everything to ipgd to make himself not look like an idiot.
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>>88700392
Too bad no amount of these will make it un-hapen.
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>>88711252
>the only person that told us about TOG stealing money was Iggy Piggy, the biggest attention whore tripfag to ever read Homestuck
Yeah, I don't buy it either.
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>>88700392
Are the poll results displayed anywhere?
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Someone tell me the program Hussie used to make all of his gifs back in le day.

I'm making a homage to MSPA format this summer and the software I'm using now (OpenToonz) is turning out to be a real load of shit for what I'm trying.
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>>88712956
it was just photoshop, wasn't it?
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>>88712956
Photoshop CS3, iirc.
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>>88712956
MS Paint, obviously
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>>88710669
Jade and Jane have boobs, Rose and Roxy have butts.
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>>88714805
How do Jade and Jane poop?
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>>88714892
Girls don't poop stupid.
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>>88714892
From their mouths, of course
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>>88714892
Their poop shares their theme colors

Jade's is radioactive dog poop and Jane's is like foul cake frosting
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>>88714997
Is Jade housebroken?
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>>88701008
NOW
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>>88715187
Nope
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>>88715887
Get new images already
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>>88716129
It's hard to get new images when KatNep is deader than Nepeta.
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>>88716795
There's a reason for that
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Is hiveswap actually going to release in January, or is that just wishful thinking?
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>>88717076
It will. It would be absurd even for them if it didn't.
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>>88717076
"wishful" thinking

I can't really picture anyone unironically wishful to see this thing come out and play it
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>>88717253
Reddit.
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>>88717076
Coey CoCo turned off anon on his tumblr so I think he's bracing for backlash on another delay
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What if Hiveswap becomes the Duke Nukem Forever of this generation?
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>>88717564
One of the people who was a part of the development team before Hussie fired and replaced all of them fucking compared it to Duke Nukem Forever in order to communicate that the game would eventually come out after the long wait and be fine.
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>>88718090
Jade's gap.
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>>88717975
>duke nukem forever
>fine

what
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>>88719198
personally, i think it was their way of signalling the game was going poorly without actually saying anything unprofessional, they might have also compared it to half life 3 but its been a while since ive read it
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>>88719231
What if Hiveswap had been made by Valve?
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John pleasuring his master Terezi
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>>88699665

Is this shit actually still going
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>>88719897
Somewhat, yes
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>>88717253
I want to play it...
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>>88720073
I want to but not out of any sense of thinking it'll be good.
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>>88700251
I am unhappy that we never really got a conclusion on him.
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Aranea is the cutest!
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>>88712956
I believe the SHAKY FAST frames were .05 speed or or something. so in 1 second it'd shake 5 times or something
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I dreamed about Homestuck's ending last night, because I guess my subconscious forgot about the real one. What happened was the kids were somehow able to kill Lord English, leaving behind only his pool ball eyes. The last thing you see was Caliborn stumbling upon them. So that's why Paradox Space allowed English to be killed: it had to fulfill a timeloop of Caliborn gaining power in the first place, and English knew this, so he had to let it happen. And then the eyes being in that loop fits into being jujus.
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>karkat was my favorite character for years
>in the end he's a weak depressed nobody who exists to prop up dave's character
It will never stop 8urting
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>>88721930
Must suck
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>>88721917
bootstrap paradoxes don't work with objects that have time to age
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>>88721930
I feel like Karkat being the head of a failed session is an important part of his character, but at the same time YEESH.

Like a way better ending for him would've been accepting that his focus on winning cost his friends their chance to develop as people, and maybe end up not as a great warrior or king but, dare I say, a patriarch for the surviving trolls, sort of an Abraham figure leading them through the void to a new world to start over. Something that acknowledges his failures but also that he was pretty much the best of his fucked up session of sociopaths and monsters.
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>>88724265
Hussie had no clue what to do with him.

So, he turned the meteor trip into a shitty romcom and had all his romantic potential partners fuck Vriska instead.

And then Hussie castrated him harder after the retcon and turned him into Dave's bitch and support character.
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>>88724077
that's what the Jujus are though
the crowbar would logically age during its time loop but it magically never does
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>WeLoveFine will never restock on the items you want to buy.
>it will take a year for all the Snapchat updates to finish if not longer.
>we will never know if the black hole is actually getting bigger or not, or if its contained in the cracks Lord English made.
>we will never know if there are alpha trolls still alive in a dream bubble outside the Furthest Ring somewhere.
>Hussie will only keep the trolls that made it to session C alive and never bring back old ones except to rub in our face they are dead
>davepeta is most likely gone forever.
>the defeat of Lord English will always be a mystery left ambiguous, Vriska will just brush it off as her plan going flawlessly or never explain it.
>we will never see Meenah's Vriska who actually had character development ever again.
>Alpha Vriska might be gone forever.
>John will always be alone because his best bro left him for Karkat and ruling a kingdom and his girlfriend might be dead forever and his other girlfriend might also be dead lookingfor her and his dad is really his son and probably just at Jane's house because that's his daughter.
>John is literally Homestuck, unable to every get passed losing his whole home life and sense of normality because of the game, he is a god with no need or want and all the others remembered as gods are actually out and about while he fades into obscurity; despite the fact if it wasn't for him the whole plan wouldn't have worked.
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>>88727739
Fucking what?
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>>88727739
t. void player
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>>88700423
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Is it worth reading homestuck now? I tried to read it maybe 2 or 3 years ago and never bothered to carry on.
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>>88726722
not even jesus christ himself could work a miracle so powerful as to make hiveswap good
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>>88727575
>davepeta is most likely gone forever.
See? It's not all bad.
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>>88728137
No. But if you do, stop after Cascade. And if after that, you feel that you MUST go on, definitely stop after Game Over.
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>>88727575
>Johnfags
>also giving a fuck about (Vriska)
Just lol
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Its gotten to the point where hearing homestuck music makes me feel kind of sick. Whenever I hear it on my phone I just start thinking about how it fell apart and I get this really ill feeling.
Should I just up and remove all my homestuck music? I'm honestly considering just wiping it all.
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>>88731343
Just remember that the music team did nothing wrong, and it's not their fault Hussie messed up.
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>>88730070
John is still the best character, and the only one with an inkling of a chance of getting a character ark that doesn't ruin him.
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>>88731343
I have the same problem, but it makes me more sad than sick. Sburban Jungle, Showtime, Homestuck Anthem, anything like that? Tears start welling up. It's not fair at all.
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>>88731788
too bad he didn't and he still isn't an good character
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Hiveswap got greenlit.
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/14293468/homestuck-adventure-game/posts/1773476

>Happy Holidays, everyone! HIVESWAP: Act 1 has been Greenlit by the Steam Community!

>We'll be updating you with further information soon, but for now, we just want to thank you so much for the help! We're looking forward to a very interesting January...
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>>88732505
weren't people dumb enough to sponser the game supposed to playtest it before it came out?
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>>88731343
bkew?
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>>88732501
>>88732505
I don't understand. How did enough people want this to happen? There's no audience for this game. Hussie dissolved the Homestuck fanbase himself, and no one who was never a fan of the comic is going to go near it.
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>>88732540
even if you voted no on it, the fact that someone voted at all means it gets greenlit
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>>88732524
Yes. It turns out the campaign promised a lot of things that turned out to be lies!
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>>88732568
That's the dumbest system I've ever heard.
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>>88732719
just like trump
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>>88732799
Fuck off Cohen.
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>>88732540
I don't believe you are particularly familiar with the rancid cess pool that is Steam Greenlight.

Beleive me when I say even as horridly mediocre and bland as Hiveswap looks to be, it still towers above 99â„… of its peers.
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>>88725499
>Hussie had no clue what to do with <x>
Describes basically every Homestuck character. Dude could not stick the fucking landing with any of them. Maybe if he had fucking less of them there would've been time to actually show shit instead of just saying "IT WORKS OUT MOVE ON" but I honestly think maybe half the reason for the cast bloat was to obfuscate the fact that he lucked into how real the early logs felt.
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>>88733138
>how real the early logs felt
some of them literally were real
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>>88733138
>Dude could not stick the fucking landing with any of them.
what about sollux
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>>88733138
I'm pretty sure we readers got the idea the characters in the comic were "interesting" or "complex" because they had very specific character voices, interests, text colors and typing preferences which contributed to differentiating them.
But the truth is, most of them were paper-thin. They had those "properties" I listed, but they did not have depth. Characterizing four main characters is already a hard task, so when the cast exploded in size, character depth became informed. We were shown increasingly less and told increasingly more. By the time the comic got to the alpha kids, it was over.

>>88732903
>Implying Trump isn't going to announce the switch from a 3D wall to a 2D fence, with "Part 1" of the "First half" running for a few kilometers before the entire project is silently abandoned
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>>88733323
he got sucked into a black hole
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>>88733475
You say that, but Karkat and Vriska are both plenty fleshed out.
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>>88733814
>Karkat
>fleshed out

Good joke.
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>>88732731
Ain't it grand?
Basically they go by popularity, and Hiveswap topped #1 greenlight in about an hour.
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>>88733941
Complexity=/=Fleshed Out

We know his motivations, his past history, his relationships and the way he deals with people, his likes, his dislikes, his goals, his insecurities, etc.
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>>88733475
>most of them were paper-thin
Thing is, some of them weren't and when you have a cast of characters as fucking stuffed as Homestuck, you're bound to get some of them right.

Take Dave. He finally gets out of his brother's shadow, only to find that his powers give him a front row seat to Sburbs' rigid adherence to the timeline and is forced to play along as a slave to the timeline and occasionally watch himself die to stop his friends from barreling down a doomed timeline and dying for real. This leads to a self image that doesn't allow him to take the spotlight or attack problems directly, illustrated by his refusal to draw swords without breaking them, but he's strong enough and devoted to his friends enough to deal with it, accept the changes he's going through for the betterment of the team, and keep moving.

And then Hussie starts pandering to tumblr and suddenly all his character growth culminates in him being "gay".

Even the trolls had solid foundations, arcs, and relationships. Not all of them were satisfying, but that was the point. They were a failed game session and realized too late that Sburb challenges your character as much or more than your gaming prowess. Shit, I'd even defend the initial characterization of the alpha kids and having two sets of them join the game at asynchronous points in their timeline was pretty fucking smart and well handled, but the Ancestor trolls were fucking garbage without exception and everything the characters did from their introduction onward was fucking boring and drawn out for no reason, and then the retcon fucking sealed the deal on Homestuck's shittiness.

The twist was that Sburb maintained a rigid timeline that killed you if you deviated from it, but lead to a "canon" loss for both humans and troll players. The 3rd act (metaphorically speaking) should have been about overcoming that inevitability while growing as people, but instead we just got more fucking people and a cop out.
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>>88727739
How
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>>88734015
Homestuck's popularity has dropped, that doesn't mean it isn't totally dead. Even 40k hits in an hour would put it pretty high.
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>>88734015
So, even if someone made a "Raping a Grandma Simulator" that had entirely "no" votes, it could go up on Steam anyway if it was popular?
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>>88734046
>his past history
Where?

We still don't know jackshit about his childhood.
>inb4 Act 5.1 is his backstory and not just Vriska and Aradia's story
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>>88734790
The only quality control Steam does is check for respect of terms of service and community guidelines.
>Grandma rape simulator
This would get taken down at some point
>Babby's first project in Unity where you can shoot an ugly gun at floating images of Pepe the frog that reset the game when they hit the player
This has a decent chance to go through.
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>>88727575
>davepeta is most likely gone forever.
>Alpha Vriska might be gone forever
Thank fucking god.
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>>88734194
This is a good look at a bunch of problems, which really comes down to Hussie's infatuation with denying expectations. That's fine to a point, but when that's all you fucking do its not surprising or insightful, its just, well, expected.

For what its worth I think the beta kids were all good characters with the potential to have been GREAT characters if Hus had let them interact with each other more. Rose and Jade especially could've had an amazing arc together-they literally switch spiritual roles as both embrace their classes, how do you not wring some drama from that?!

The Alphas could've been good if handled better but then it became tumblr: the fucking arc.
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>>88735298
(Vriska) was the Vriska that had character development, anon.
It doesn't matter if you liked her or not. She's the better written one.
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>>88735474
Yeah but her story was over.

Like she got what she fucking deserved, and it was good! She died at a GOOD point in the story! She was done! Finished! Fini! Dunzo! And killing her was a GREAT moment for Terezi to show that she was actually fucking serious about justice instead of just playing a little girl game with people's lives like Vriska was, that she had learned a lesson from her trying to kill John and fucking around with Dave's head after all.

Vriska was a great villain but her time was finished and bringing her back wasn't just a sign of Hussie having no fucking idea what to do, it reads as Terezi actively regressing and allowing a cancerous personality that turns everything into being about her to turn the comic into being about her again.
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>>88735645
>Terezi
>Justice

And I don't bother reading your post
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>>88735474
>(Vriska)
>better-written
>instead of Mindfang, she latches on Meenah now
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>>88735474
(Vriska) isn't Alpha Vriska.
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>>88735371
>. Rose and Jade especially could've had an amazing arc together-they literally switch spiritual roles as both embrace their classes, how do you not wring some drama from that?!
because hussie can't write female interactions unless they hate each other. He can't write females as just friends and certainly cant write them in relationships
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>>88736098
It boggles my mind because pretty much every fan Rose and Jade writer who lets them be friends has them end up being fucking hilarious together.

Like literally all you have to do is let Rose unclench slightly around Jade and the comedy flows.
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>>88736297
>let Rose unclench slightly around Jade

Gross
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>>88735474
>She's the better written one.
a character showing a change in personality does not automatically make them well-written
not all characters need to "develop" into something else
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>>88735371
>they literally switch spiritual roles as both embrace their classes
you know, to this day, I think that Hussie probably intended for Rose to be Witch of Space and Jade to be Seer of Light, but decided to switch it up at the last second to keep the readers on their toes
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>>88736860
nah I mean their order in the book is the order in which they are introduced

>>88736297
rose only unclenches around her girlfriends tentabulge, not jades dog dick
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>>88736860
That was actually a cool idea though, the class being something you grow into instead of something you start out being suited to.
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>>88735474
(Vriska) is a Vriska that failed to develop in such a spectacular fashion that she imploded into nothingness. What's more, her previous development regressed off screen. To speak nothing of the tortures shit stains that are literally any of her conversations with Meenah, which are a whole other can of worms.

Vriska simply regressing after the retcon is awful, but it is substantially less thorough and unenjoyable compared to the burning trash heap that is (Vriska).
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>almost January
>not even a specific day yet
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>>88737989
It'll be the 31st
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>>88738268
Okay I can see Jade (and the other space players in general) being a preschool teacher, but why is she black and schooling her parents?
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>>88739143
>>88739170
>>88739193
>steel
More like coldsteel the hedgeheg.
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>>88738397
radiation and weird time shit
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>>88699939
So like
Is this still supposed to happen? Why does Caliborn still exist?
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I still maintain my opinion that Act 8 is a ridiculous circus full of overweight Vriskafags, HOWEVER (anon became intrigued) this conversation was suprisingly good.
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=14278&p=248
Say what you will, but Hussie was never good at writing social interactions. Complex puzzles were his forte, and he should've fucking kept to it.
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>>88739472
Poor girl
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>>88739616
Is the second one from the left Toby?
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>>88699821
Shipping is what the comic itself is about a lot of the time though. And it certainly seems to attract autism, realistically.
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How to write a "reluctant villain" type of character:
First, they commit acts of horrible evil.
Then they leave a note about how they don't actually want to be a villain.
After that they commit acts of horrible evil.

Be careful not to show any remorse or hesitation! It's words that matter, not actions.
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>>88739771
Yes
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>>88739880
Well, it attracts tumblr, which is pure autism in social media form.
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>>88739616
Who are the non-Toby and Bowman people?
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>>88739263
Jade got cooked?
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>>88741202
Inb4 bun in the oven joke
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>>88741293
Those are for Jane.
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>>88739545
Fuck off, shill
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>>88739616
Man the new Homestuck cast looks so diverse
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REMINDER THAT VRISKA A FUCKING SHIT
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Why the fuck does John not even care he basically replaced all his friends with copies?
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>>88741955
Why do you think he's basically stopped bothering to interact with any of them or function in the new world he's created?

He did his job and made sure there's a new universe. He was also an idiot and repeated his very first mistake and listened to Terezi fucking Pyrope and is suffering for it, forever, until he finally dies in battle with the evil Lord English, starting the whole thing over again because he never figured out a glitch to properly kill the fucker.
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What is, in actuality, the worst Homestuck fanart you've ever seen?
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>>88742347
Any Davekat fanart
Any Tumblr fanart overrated by the community, see: Shelby, Ikimaru etc.

Anything Gelasticat shits out
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>>88742347
For real? I saw an image set where mom strips baby Rose naked and then stomps on her to death in graphic detail.
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>>88742389
I don't mean bad like that, I mean like "I need to call the police on this artist" or "dear god what the fuck" bad.
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>>88742444
Then unironic gore art and anything Gelasticat shits out
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>>88742413
Yeah pretty much anything that's homestuck guro lolicon, of which there's unfortunately a small amount of.
Mom doing it to Rose sounds especially fucking awful. Mom loved Rose.
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>>88699826
you think after game over people would have made more of these end of eva parody's.
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>>88742554
there were a lot already
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>>88742494
If Mom was such a good babysitter to Joey and Jude, why did Rose turn out so bad
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>>88742629
The stress of losing her siblings drove her to drink, ruining her previous streak of being good with children.
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>>88741907
Karkat is shittier than her!
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>>88700379
Why does John look like Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords?
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>>88742983
Cause he's so shiny.
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>>88742983
big nose
big lips
glasses
dark hair
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karkat so bad even the dead girls who want to fuck him never actually do
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>>88743166
>even dead girls say no to karkat
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>>88743359
i mean she wanted karkat, its just that he never went for it and vriska FUCKED IT UP like she does everything
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>>88743359
>Remem8er Me

Vriska can't keep getting away with it...

Soon she is going to fuck Dave and Jade as well...
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>>88744169
Why would she fuck Dave and Jade?
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>>88744718
Honestly who doesn't fuck dave and jade?
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>>88744812
Karkat.
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>>88739892
I'm angry because this is exactly how Hussie wrote Vriska (especially the words-not-actions thing, it's all more of his tell-don't-show bullshit)
Everyone hailed it as genius writing back in the day but it always struck me as the most trite bullshit ever.
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>>88736860
He said as much on Formsprang

>Why does Rose get seer of light and Jade Witch of space? Typo on origional document resolving in no ability to change? They even switched parts for pete's sake!

>whereas the word "origional" clearly remains typo-free!

>let's consider a world for a moment where your expectation for a certain outcome is the precise reason why that outcome has not come to pass.

>CONSIDER THAT WORLD. CONSIDER IT I SAY.
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>>88739170

>John beating Jasprose with his copy of Colonel Sassacre's

Probably the only genuinely good part in this comic
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>>88742066
Wowzers! The writing is so shitty that it bends backwards and it becomes coherent in its own shittiness!
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>>88734194
>And then Hussie starts pandering to tumblr and suddenly all his character growth culminates in him being "gay".
Just because that's all he is to some people doesn't mean that's all he is.
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>comic didn't end with John fucking Calliope
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>>88745508
>comic didn't end with John fucking Rose
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>>88745538
>raping*
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>>88745548
No, fucking. Making love to, even.
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>>88734194
>I'd even defend the initial characterization of the alpha kids and having two sets of them join the game at asynchronous points in their timeline was pretty fucking smart and well handled, but the Ancestor trolls were fucking garbage without exception and everything the characters did from their introduction onward was fucking boring and drawn out for no reason, and then the retcon fucking sealed the deal on Homestuck's shittiness.

Hey, my feelings about Homestuck exactly.

The comic became shit after the Kickstarter. You can tell that after that point everything is a obligation to Hussie, and that he's just making pages to fill the quota. It's incredibly dull. I liked the Alpha kids a lot back in the day, and I still feel they could have been great characters.
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>>88745508
>comic didn't end
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what i hate most about homestuck's ending is how we never got to find out what function is served by troll boobs
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>>88746117
They are meant to tease and frustrate the reader.
Just like everything else in the comic.
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>>88746117
Pillows
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>>88746117
They're meant to lure in and kill potential prey.
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>>88746029
Yellow really is not Jade's color
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>>88746526
It kind of is because she's a Prospit dreamer.
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>>88746532
I meant that it doesn't look good on her.
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>>88740592
Solatrus, plazmataz, astro kid and tavia morra.

>>88746526
Neither is roses but the author didnt think when making the color for vriska and here we are.
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Never forget
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So what was the deal with the "glitches and exploits in spacetime"? The only genuine glitch I remember is Midnight Crew's cards turning into miscellaneous objects.
I know the concept got showed under a rug, but it was really interesting to me, and I'd like to hear your ideas.
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>>88747188
My expectations were that it was going to be referring to paradoxical time loops that manage to continue to exist due to various mechanics.

The big one was that I thought was that LE was going to snake fuck another version of himself for all eternity, as neither would ever run out of energy, ever give up, and never be touched by paradox space on account of his position as lord of time, and the Cairo Overcoat.

Instead it was literally nothing.
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>>88747364
Cool idea, I'm stealing it.
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>>88747364
It makes me wonder why Hussie wrote in an explanation for cherub reproduction considering it was completely irrelevant.
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>>88747444
>tfw you recognize the symbols in the image because you read Hexane

Fuck, was that a shit fanadventure.
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Patch notes! It's getting playable!

https://m.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/5kx82t/skrub_alpha_patch_notes_v11/
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>>88747488
I say this not as a meme, but with sincerity. Go back to Rebdit.
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>>88747488
>reddit
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Suddenly Caucasian
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>>88747488
>what that grist manifests as depends on the aspect, be it luck or knowledge for light, a rule or death for Doom, the wind or confidence for Breath.
So Breath is no more about freedom, but about confidence?
>>88747544
>>88747547
>muh internet tribalism
Right, who cares about original content and community projects. I'ts much more fun to wallow in "breedslut" and "slay le gay xD" memes.
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>>88747597
>unfunny joke that has been made a thousand times, except this time without comedic absurdity, because it fails to understand the basic principles of the joke

I can't figure out if you posted it, or are just underaged. Or both. Either way, back you go.
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>>88747645
>stale unfunny memes
You're right, I don't know why I keep coming back to this shithole.
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>>88747544
>>88747547
Hey, piggy killed mspaforums, not me. But are you seriously asking me to submit a several post long explanation onto an image board? How many people even go on these threads any more? 50?

>>88747597
Breath uses freedom, just as much as it used the wind, and confidence in tavros. But freedom was never the goal of the aspect, story direction was. It's simultaneously the dm who says hey you guys are free to do whatever you want, then regardless of what you did you end up in the same spot. Besides, john was the heir, which made him the tool of others freedom. He gave terezi the freedom to fuck up their entire timeline by getting him killed, then gave her the freedom later on to retcon all of reality and change the direction the story took.
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>>88747825
Then don't.
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>>88739892
if homestuck were better written, lord english wouldn't even be a villain, much less the final boss

the actual antagonists would be the characters who exploit english to rationalize the atrocities they commit

it kind of looked like Homestuck was going in this direction after the Aranea arc, but... Vriska went ahead with the ghost army plan anyway? Homestuck is so morally confused
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>>88747856
>>88747488
what the fuck are you doing
is this theorycrafting
why are you theorycrafting here
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>>88747856
Oh Christ, it's that fucking tabletop thing. I thought it was just an unfunny "what if" sort of thing. Like King of the Online patch notes, but more autistic.

Well sure, you seem to be straying kind of far from the source material, but so long as it's in service to game mechanics, that's fine. That is it's purpose, yes?
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>>88747976
Yep. It feels absolutely heretical to break from Canon, but also homestuck is an unexplained, unfinished mess of a webcomic.

I'm a simple man. All I wanted to do is play a game. The fact that ive had to make one from scratch to play it is the quest given to me.
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Blood = Cuckolding

Is this true?
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>>88747118
God, just imagine that conversation taking place. It actually happened for real.
>Hey Mr. Hussie can I draw porn of the beekeeper troll
>Uh. Yeah sure.

>>88747188
>>88747472
Like a lot of similar details, these were vague hints of plot Past Andrew intentionally left for Future Andrew to interpret and make a creative callback plot point out of.
I don't think he had something clear in mind. But glitches definitely came up during Retcon Quest, and I personally thought LE would be defeated in a very clearly meta way.

>>88747488
Sounds neat. How's development coming along overall?
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>>88747118
this person is a caricature
I think it is a mistake to hire fans to work on the project that they are fans of
they might try to build cred by self-inserting and then drawing porn of themselves as their self-insert
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>>88749869
Bullshit, sonic mania is looking good and that AoE2 expansion was made by fans. You just gotta know who to hire.
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>>88749869
When it comes to hiring people, there are good fans (e.g. various members of the music team) and bad fans just like there are good non-fans and bad non-fans (e.g. Cohen)
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Aranea is a ____
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>>88751041
homo
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Threadly reminder that if you liked homestuck from a production value perspective (world building, creativity and characters), you would do a good deed to yourself if you read Wildbow's web novel, Worm.
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>>88751041
hottie
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>>88747488
Is there anything visual yet? Because from this I have no idea what you are talking about
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>>88751164
That isn't what production values mean.
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>>88751362
"the technical quality of such a method"
such methods being, for example, the ones in parentheses
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>>88751164
So is there one guy shilling worm really hard, or do lots of people really think this can fill the void?
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>>88751164
I finished Worm a few weeks ago and I've just now moved on to Pact. So far (just the first arc) it's very engrossing, has a better start than Worm did. I was surprised, considering that Wildbow thinks it's weaker overall.
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>>88751580
It's a super long serial with a lot of intricate parts. That's basically where the similarities with Homestuck end, but if that's what you're looking for, it can fill the void.
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>>88751655
I can attest that there are multiple people and I've seen more than one person on forums and the like with homestuck profile pictures talking about it too.
I started reading it because some guy recommended Nora, that girl on tumblr who was doing a reaction/reading blog, to read it.
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>>88751414
No idjit, production values refer to the overall quality of work removed from the artistic or creative elements of the core experience.

It's usually used in reference to film, for things such as set design, wardrobe, lighting, video quality, etc.

Homestuck has notably low production values. Hell, the site is named after MS paint.
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>>88751847
Makes sense, I had the wrong definition in mind, it sounded right in a roundabout way since what I meant was that "it's some made-for-free in the internet" thing that is better than a lot of expensive stuff out there. In both (forgetting Act 6 except for Caliborn) they are good in characters, creativity be it in powers and deconstructing common tropes, and in worldbuilding.
I get it that its the wrong use though.
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>Cohen makes Hiveswap's release on January 20 to protest Trump or something
>It gets delayed again anyway
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>mfw Rose and Jade only have like 3 conversations during the whole thing
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>>88752306
Jade had future clouds, she could see Rose turning to shit.
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>>88751041
slut
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>>88745114
John teleporting Jane and Jake to a sex dungeon made me laugh.
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>>88752306
>Jade never had a conversation with Vriska
She could have been the ONE character who would have called her out on her shit.
...I mean, granted, she would have needed to be a character first.
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>>88753059
Who is the bigger bitch?
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>>88754645
Rose is the biggest bitch, as in she's a cunt.
Vriska is the biggest bitch in mass
Karkat is the biggest bitch in terms of the insult meaning feminine man
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>>88739616
bowman looks out of place, being so unearthly attractive among these mere mortal nerds
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>>88755178
I would an astro. And bow is not that attractive
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>>88739616
>>88755178
>My feet hurt
>I wish I home making comedy sketches
>These plebs don't know their credit scores
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>>88754062
But space is about not talking to people
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What do you guys think it was

My guess is Candy Corn Hammer
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>>88756078
A hammer that has the power of the Tectrix of the Arbitor. Whatever that would mean.
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>>88747856
>piggy killed mspaforums
???
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>>88756078
Alternate recipe for the Warhammer of Zillyhoo
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>>88755401
I'd say he's fairly attractive but he also knows how to dress himself, which makes him look all the more attractive when put next to those other guys.
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>>88756720
and pink
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>>88756647
Damn, those women could crush his twiggy ass.
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>>88756720
Is this ironic?
I literally can't tell anymore?
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>>88756720
>buff
???
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>>88756776
Of course it's ironic.
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>>88756647
http://zee2.tumblr.com/post/155138234918/weirdmageddon-weirdmageddon-shelby-and-amber

He officiated a gay wedding, for some reason.
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>>88756899
they are both friends with him thats the reason
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>>88756912
Who gets their friend to be a preacher?
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>>88756935
non religious people do that all the time I'm pretty sure
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>>88756647
>that wall
Hes stuck in an adventure and was giving clues for months, help him!
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>>88756720
This is such an accurate parody I don't know if I should cry or laugh
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>>88756899
I'm seriously all for the progress of gay rights and the normalization of gay relationships but man.
Why did Hussie have to be friends with fucking SHELBY, of all Homestuck fanartists on the planet?
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>>88757012
You dont get how relationships work
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>>88757012
Being a sycophant to an impressionable guy holds many rewards.
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>>88756987
It's an accurate parody because it's literally just copying gelasticats art, which is what everyone posts here as an example of bad Homestuck art.
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hai8r6SGKV4
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>>88756935
Take a closer look at the book he's holding.

I mean, I wouldn't be friends with these people, they look like they're fucking awful, but why wouldn't he go to their wedding if he's their friend?
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>>88756647
I am so glad that I'm not that fat.

Fuck me, I'm 230 at 5'11" but at least I could jog around the block if I needed to.
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>>88756964
It's a mural, combined with a soul portrait.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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>>88758211
muh thick
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>>88758314
That's round, not thick.
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>>88757012
cuz he's fuckin' her sister
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>>88757090
Andrew is Peewee Herman with a sense of irony and a bit of a mean streak
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>>88756371
God damn this entire video was a wild ride.
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>>88758830
>a bit of a mean streak
>a bit
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>>88758830
>>88758875
he doesn't have a mean streak anymore
dude is milquetoast as fuck now
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>>88751164
Stop with this shit I swear to god.
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>>88751164
Worm is a meme. Looking forward to somebody debunking it once and for all
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>>88758914
>>88758959
think about it, worm is actually the exact opposite of homestuck
1. main character is an intelligent young girl who is also a fascist
2. no pictures
3. the ending is good
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>>88758993
>fascist
This word has officially lost all meaning. It doesn't even mean "not a liberal" anymore.
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>>88700423
I've said it before, but I'll say it again, and again, and again. I loved Homestuck's use of clashing styles and found photos/images photoshopped into the scene. Like this picture for example. It's what really stood out about the art to me.
>>
Where are the Kanayaposts
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>>88759047
well okay, she's not really a fascist in the middle parts of the story

but she starts heading in that direction toward the end, with her whole "we could get things done if you scumbags would just work with me" line of thinking
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>>88759110
This is one of the thing I miss the most about old Homestuck

No other work does it
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>the Midnight Crew never got back together to open a string of totally legitimate casinos in the new universe
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>>88759184
I haven't read it, but from your description you still don't know what fascist means.
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>>88759429
forced conscription into the military for the sake of national unity, right
spoilers but yeah, she's like that
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>>88759389
>Jack Noir, the one who killed two universes worth of carapaces, 100s of Aradiabots, nearly the entire cast at some point in time, and the kid's parents
>Is let off scott free to replace Slick (the one Noir who wasn't an entire piece of shit) in his relationship with Ms Paint
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>>88756647
>UFO Hunters
Is.. is the old Huss still somewhere deep down under the programming screaming?
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>>88759517
That's still not fascism. Fascism is a single party leadership, usually with a singular party leader, with a focus on nationalism.
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>>88759590
don't worry anon cohen fixed that. now jack is a mind controlled slave to jane.
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>>88759598
Alien jokes are the core of a lot of tumblr stuff and even a SU character, its a neutral point.
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>>88759626
fascism without a focus on military might isn't fascism
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>>88759184
>>88759517
>>88759626
Worm girl (forgot her name) will stop at nothing to save humanity, but even if you think speciesism is the same as nationalism, she's still not fascist, because she doesn't have pride in humans. She wants to save them despite being ashamed of them. There's dialogue about this. It is NOT subtle.
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>>88759705
I know what you're talking about but I'm not convinced. She has contempt for humans (as a species) because they won't work together and do what she says. That's her only problem with humanity, so she takes over by force. I'm sure most fascist leaders feel a similar contempt for dissent in their own ranks.
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>climb your echeladder
>jump onto your quest bed
>die violently
>some idiot who spent all his time playing with chess people on the moon gets your body as well as a new set of sick-ass powers
>you get to spend the next few years in a shitty bubble with a bunch of retards before a black hole comes and actually ends you
this game sucks
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>>88760141
>tfw most sessions don't even have the shitty bubbles and you just cease to exist
i want a refund
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>>88760141
Wrong.
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>>88760245
the kid from the first panel is dead
he died a very long time ago
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>>88760373
That is incorrect. Jade was without any ambiguity NOT dream!Jade after her ascension.
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>it's an "integrity of identity after transfer of consciousness to another body" episode
leave it to a homestuck thread to have a shitty ending right
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>>88760481
no this is about your dreamself being an entirely different person who gets to take your shit after you die
fuck eclipse phase arguments
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>>88760595
Nigga it is literally them.
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I wonder what old Hussie would think of the ending.
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>>88759110
same, same, same

i doubt anyone will know what i'm talking about but it always reminded me of the elroy games by headbone interactive i played as a kid; it used a similar technique for backgrounds
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>>88761207
long ago on formspring he once mentioned that he knew how homestuck would end before it even began

really tinkers with your thinker
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>>88761207
This was always his plan and it might not have been so bad if he dodnt jave to retcon it to fit


So whats tomorrows snaps my guess is roxy and callie getting gay married with jane officiating
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>>88761361
This post got my noggin a joggin
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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