Was it rape?

>>88690141
Only if it went like my fanfiction.

Kevin's anus was never the same.

>>88690141

Holy shit this show is gayer than I thought

it's for a man to talk to a woman without her permission, yes.

>>88690141
nah just sexual harresment

>>88690382
>Dancing next to someone is sexual harassment
I want tumblr to leave.

>Kevin summoning his enemy stand like that
hoo boy

>>88690404
>he said in the steven universe thread.

>>88690141
it's symbolism of rape

>>88690404
>pelvic thrusts toward strangers are acceptable

>>88690141
Who would want to fuck something that has an ugly fat little boy's face?

>>88690513
Apparently everyone in town.

>>88690141
Yes that fucking shitlord RAPED Stevonnie by dancing next to her.

Well if this was rape then what Lapis did to Jasper for a couple weeks is rape too.

>>88690513
Remember that this show is trying to glorify stevonnie and its freak gender.

Having steven's fat ugly mug front and center is irrelevant.

BECAUSE STEVONNIE IS A STUNNING AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

>>88690562
most definitely

Oh boy another Kevin thread?

Im no writer, but I managed to revise this short green text from the last one
>Stevonnie's feelings towards Kevin were torn. Connies side was allured but Steven's side would be uncomfortable and angry with Kevin's courting. Despite this, Kevin manages to convince Stevonnie to ride around in his sweet car after the dance. Connie's emotions overwhelm Steven's and after a bit of chill music and smooth words he's balls deep in her/their? pants. Out on the pier at the beach its was dark. Only the moon and the lights from the ferris wheel could be seen in the inky night and the parking lights of Kevin's car facing out towards the ocean. The car rocks back and forth as Kevin thrusts into Stevonnie with the same kind of rhythm and finesse he showed on the dance floor. Sharp, abrupt moans would escape Stevonnie's mouth along with grunts and insults as both Connie's and Steven's emotions clash during their session. Kevin loved it though. He thought it dirty talk. That kind of hard to get attitude is what made him kept going back to Stevonnie for more. Kevin climaxes with one final thrust that has Stevonnie melting in a pool of ecstasy.Connie and Steven separate, scaring the shit out of Kevin. He screams, "What the fu-", but before he could finish his exclamation Steven and Connie bolt out of his car leaving behind a trail of sweat and cum as they run off into the night. Kevin later shows up at Greg's carwash. All three of them recognize each other. Kevin turns red and says" on second thought I think ill wash my car at home" and speeds off
>as Kevin's sports car leaves a cloud of dust behind as he speeds off Steven gathers his composure and mumbles while blushing, " I fucking hate Kevin reeeeeee." . "Uh y-yeah!That guy is a real jerk!Can't stand him!" says Connie while she twirls a strand of her hair fighting off a smile while also blushing

>>88690562
Women can't rape.
>aren't they genderless space aliens
Not when it helps my arguments.

>/co/ is bitter they can't talk to girls: The Thread
OH BOY, I'M SURE THIS'LL BE EVEN MORE FUN THAN THE LAST TIME WE HAD THIS EXACT THREAD IN THE PAST 24 HOURS.

>>88691121
I sure do love scenarios where Kevin fucks Stevonnie.

Kasper is endgame.

>>88690565
>and its freak gender.

Futa?

>>88691121
100 times better than the actual episode.

>>88690464
Have you ever been in any night club?

>>88691411
Of course I have. Don't they just shake hands and switch dance partners?

>>88691236
hot

>>88690141
Yes

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>>88690141
Why exactly were we, the audience, supposed to hate t his guy again? He literally didn't do anything wrong.

>>88692102
He is problematic.

>>88692102

He was an evil cis gendered male, whose mere presence was oppressing every womyn and transgender character there. His privilege was literally destroying the world around him.

Jasper and Lapis both trying to kill Steven and Connie? Just fine because they're agender and feminine.

>>88692102
He's male, handsome and successful. If he would also be white then he would literally be hitler (though I'm not sure if that's not just tan)

>>88690191
Post it.

As a lady, I don't think Kevin did anything wrong. I mean, aside from not getting the jist Stevonnie didn't want to dance with him but that's not a crime.

>this tumblrspeak undermines real occurrences of sexual assault and rape

>>88692102
He was a jerk and he is treated like a jerk. What are y'all even confused about?

>>88690141

No, kevin doesn't have a penis. Can't you tell from the sportscar?

In all honesty, there's no real metaphor here; he's just a egocentric douche, and a particularly generic one at that.

>>88690562

I think that was more of an abusive relationship undertone, but then again malachite was basically chained up and dragged assfirst into the sea so...

>>88691121
>>88691371
>>88692102
>>88690191
>>88690404

>I want tumblr to leave

Tumblr is already here, lesbians and wierd fanfiction writers all.

>>88691312

Welcome to the steven universe thread. My personal favourites are 'Greg is best dad' editions, until it devolves into bipolar statements about Pearl.

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UGH
HOW DARE HE

>>88692102
I hate his nose

>>88692278
How is he a jerk? He acted like normal teenage man in night club

>>88692286
What exactly about Kevin was "douchey"?
Sure he was really confident and full of himself, but that's a quality that comes with spoiled rich kids. Everyone is acting like he was this big homophobic/racist character when he was just a guy at a party trying to get laid.

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Let's be honest. Kevin is a creep. But he's not a true rapist.but this is also why I don't like stevonnie. Why would you have 2 kids (one of the male) turn into a feminine entity like stevonnie? Plus they made her dress weird, which caused Kevin to get to horny.
this caused Kevin to technically nearly be a child molester. That's the problem.

>>88692328
>Kevin is a creep

Because he wanted to dance with a girl? How was he suppose to act?

>>88692228
>As a lady
Right, and my uncle works for Blizzard...

>>88692322
He called everyone garbage and wouldn't take no for an answer. How are you even confused about this?

>>88692328
The whole scenario is pretty creepy once you think about it.
Kevin was this close to fucking 2 kids disguised as a woman.

>>88692327
>What exactly about Kevin was "douchey"?
>Sure he was really confident and full of himself, but that's a quality that comes with spoiled rich kids.
That's it. That's why he's douchey. Nobody likes people who are full of themselves. Well, some do, but they're insecure garbage people who glom onto anyone who acts like they don't give a fuck because "Wow, I wish I were like him."

So most of you lonely /co/cksuckers, really.

>>88692361
oh no, how dreadful

>>88692228

Then I'm afraid you suffer from internalized mysoginy. You couldn't see how he was LITERALLY raping her by asking her to dance. Ugh, I can't even right now.

Since when /co/ is full of nu-males?

>>88692378
What are you even arguing at this point?

>>88692346
Taken "no" for an answer and asked literally any other girl at the party to dance? It's not the fact that he asked Stevonnie to dance, it's that he couldn't handle being rejected because he's an egomaniac.

I know /co/ has never tried talking to a girl at a social gathering, but there's a healthy middle ground between "clinging to the wall and silently, bitterly judging every female at the party as a FILTHY WHORE" and "getting in someone's personal space repeatedly even after they've already shut you down".

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>>88690191
>Kevin's anus was never the same.

holding a door open for a woman is rape. Saying hello is rape. Everything is rape. Of course dancing is rape. You need papers with written permission from the woman to do anything brah.

>>88690141
Stevonnie its just an ugly trap.

>>88692363
Confidence is a bad thing now? There's nothing wrong with admiring a man who is confident and persuasive. I bet if it were a female character showing those qualities you would think its cute or empowering.

>>88692392
t. nuposter

>>88692327
>>88692286

>homophobic/racist character

Wat

No, he was just a douche. One that kept bugging stevonnie for a dance, and flirting by saying that everyone else in the room was lame. That last part is pretty much anti-Steven, who likes everyone, even the child who may as well be the offspring from that one lovecraft tale.

Plus, he thinks stevonnie is still two kids standing on each other, and still tries to flirt. That's a little bit fucked up.

As for the spoiled rich kid thing, outside of /co/, few people have such an intense fetish for that.

>>88690141
yes, that cisshit dare to look at xer without concent.

>>88692406
>>88691236
>>88690558
>>88690461
>in which Anon uses paranoid misogyny to justify their fear of talking to women because Muh Sour Grapes

>>88692400
Girls often pretend to be shy and unwilling so men would try harder to get them. Everyone knows that.

>>88692431
He had no idea Stevonnie was two kids though.

>>88692418
>Confidence is a bad thing now?
When there's too much of it, yes. That's why we have a whole fucking word for that.
>Overconfident, adj.
>foolishly adventurous or bold
>the overconfident quarterback made some careless decisions that cost him the game>

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>>88692359
>i'll use sarcasm to undermine validity as opposed to contributing the the conversation

Anyways,

>>88692390
>asking a girl to dance
>asking a girl
>asking

yep, internalized misogyny. I suffer from it, yup :')

>>88692421
t. cuck

Sugar hates latinos.

>>88692443

>He says that he will not be fooled by their "two kids in a beautiful trench coat" routine
>Proceeds to make cocky remarks, and tell them how beautiful the stars are while driving

He's a little bit wierd dude.

>>88692492
t. nucuck

>>88692498
He thought that she's trying to fool him. He doesn't know about gem magic

>>88692492
>>88692508
t. people who need to have sex with each other to release this pent up tension between them

fyi any male who replies to me is raping me.

>>88692535
I'm white male but I fully agree with you

>>88692535
Here I cum.

>>88692535
you like it dont you little slut

>>88690562

>Jasper
>raped by Lapis against her will

h-hot

>thread just degenerates into rape roleplaying
Yep, just an average Monday on /co/.

>>88692593
t. nu-male cuck

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>>88692442
>Girls often pretend to be shy and unwilling so men would try harder to get them

>>88692548
>>88692557
>>88692574
I am pregnant now
will you take responsibility?

>>88692631
t. transitioning nu-male cuck

>>88692669
Silly anon, girls (boys) cannot get pregnant.

>>88692709
I want a divorce

>>88692724
I'll fight you for custody.

>>88692724
slut

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>>88692669
I will fight for you until your heart stops beating.
Can I have some of your popcorn?

>>88692739
I'll win it, the kids and your paycheck for the next 18 years.
I'm hooking up with >>88692762

>>88692398
Possibly that a guy who's kind of a dick is treated worse than homicidal aliens.

>>88693110
>Kevin
>treated badly
Kevin, you have the biggest victim complex. They didn't do anything to you.

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>>88690404
Improper Dancing!... in the middle of the street!

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>>88690141

It wasn't rape.
It was barely sexual harassment.
He's not evil, he's just a narcissistic jerk.
Stevonnie freaked out because she was having an anxiety attack and felt alone. Then Kevin showed up which made Stevonnie even more bothered. Stevonnie is also a fusion between two kids (Steven who doesn't have that much solid experience around people since he never went to school and Connie who's a pretty smart kid.) so getting hit on would really put them out of their comfort zone. Especially for Connie since she knows more. So of course Steven would hate Kevin, not so much for himself but for Connie.

>>88692590
I think vice versa would be hotter

>>88693634
>Stevonnie is also a fusion between two kids (Steven who doesn't have that much solid experience around people since he never went to school and Connie who's a pretty smart kid.) so getting hit on would really put them out of their comfort zone. Especially for Connie since she knows more.
That's how I interpreted it - that maybe a part of Stevonnie, the entity as distinct from Steven and Connie, was attracted to Kevin, but mostly she was weirded out by having those feelings because she's made of two prepubescent kids, only of whom seems into dudes.

>>88694041
*only one of whom

>>88690434
Is this a JoJo reference?

>>88690308
You haven't even seen the half of it
The single gayest thing I have ever seen was "Last One Out of Beach City", an episode of this show.
>>88690565
Stevonnie isn't a woman, they're some sort of post-human monstrosity that everybody wants to fuck, for good dang reason too.

>>88692102
the entire message of his second episode is literally "lol get over it nigga"

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>>88690382
>>88693278
I'm a white guy and I danced booty to booty with a beautiful black woman at a wedding.
I bopped her a few times with my booty and she turned around and started grinding my ass with her crotch.
Than a sexy white girl came up and started dancing in front of me.
I never touched either one of them with my hands.
if this is sexual assault, then they could have at least stuck their hands down my pants at some point

>>88695174
Did I kill thread?

>>88692526
t. I want to watch

>>88690141
Is the crewniverse racist for having the sleazy sexual harasser character be the middle eastern or indian looking guy? (His features and skin tone are similar to Connie's.) Smdh way to perpetuate stereotypes.

>>88692441
Fucking thank you. Every goddamn time this episode is brought up, the same fucking "LOOKING AT A WOMAN IS RAPE" anons gleefully flock to the thread and shit all over it like pigeons on a statue.

>>88691121
Still want someone to write this.

>>88694041
>>88694060
uhhhhhh did you just assume Stephen's sexual preference?????

Why did Steven get so angry at kevin for dancing and forgives every bad thing everybody else in the entire show does?

>>88696733
because rape is worse than murder

>>88696733
That was literally the point of the racing episode, do you even watch the show?

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>>88690141
No, rape specifically refers to sex, if there was no penetration there was no rape, and if your genitalia wasn't deliberately touched against your wishes there was no kind of sexual assault (harassment is not assault).

Come at me tumblr.

>>88696773
It's been a while since I saw it but I don't remember they adressing why Steven was so angry to begin with, only him letting go of the grudge. Every time Kevin gets involved it feels like Steven is a totally different character.

>>88696849
Because Kevin made Connie feel uncomfortable, and for Steven, esp. when he's fused with her, that's way more personal than Peridot's cold, analytic dismissal of most human beings or Lapis' stealing the ocean to try and go home or even Jasper's hate-boner for his mom.

>>88696849
Yes, that was the point. This guy got under Steven's skin. He didn't do anything major, he was just a jerk. But it just got to him. It happens to everyone. A guy cuts you off or they mess up your order at McDonald's. And it's not a big deal, it doesn't matter. But for WHATEVER REASON it just bugs you for the rest of the day. The whole point is that Steven doesn't really have a reason to be that mad at Kevin, and he needs to realize that and just let it go. Because he's just some jerk and Steven doesn't have to prove anything to him.

>>88696919
>But for WHATEVER REASON it just bugs you for the rest of the day
Yeah but I'm a petty prick while Steven is pretty much baby Jesus

>>88695111
this
he's just kind of a dick, thats why the entire point of the next episode he was in was just "this is dumb get over it"

>>88696801
A man can rape without ever laying a hand on a women. This is not a tumblr-specific idea and has existed since before the internet. Nobody disputes this.

(Not saying that asking someone to dance is rape. That would be silly. The episode's example is maybe hinting at it but obviously they can't show the real thing on CN, but then again this whole show is metaphors.)

>>88697042
He really isn't anon, he's just young and innocent and naive. Surely YOU were a genuinely sweet child at some point, right? RIGHT?

>>88697239
>A man can rape without ever laying a hand on a women. This is not a tumblr-specific idea and has existed since before the internet. Nobody disputes this.
what
how
>He really isn't anon, he's just young and innocent and naive. Surely YOU were a genuinely sweet child at some point, right? RIGHT?
He ddn't care when Lapis almost drown him and Connie, broke his dad's van and leg, and stole the earth's ocean because fuck you ecosystem, so why does he even give a shit about Kevin?

>>88698578
because kevin raped stevonnie

>>88698578

> stole the earth's ocean because fuck you ecosystem

This really should have been a bigger deal than it was...

...

She displaced an entire ocean and then dropped it on the planet from low orbit...

That should have been millions of humans dead right there...

>>88690141
NO! FOR FUCK'S SAKE, ENOUGH WITH THESE THREADS! GO SHOVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS AND SHIT SOME BRAINS INTO YOUR SKULL!

>>88697239
>A man can rape without ever laying a hand on a women
At what point did I say man on man doesn't count as rape? Unless you're implying men have some kind of invisible mind penis that they can insert into a woman's vagina using nothing but the power of their mind.

>>88692441
>>88695914
Not our fault that our courts hear cases where this happens all of the time. Just google that shit.
Fuck man, just look at all of the bs rape statistics on any major campus.

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>>88692442
Someone's enjoying their wall-flowering!

>>88696668
Yes you sacking shit. Just like I know Steven is straight, I know that you're a gay faggot

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>Goes to dance party in some abandoned warehouse.
>Everyone there sucks shit at dancing and you aren't attracted to them in the slightest.
>When out of no where, a tall, brown, and from what has been shown by the episode, god damn gorgeous girl steps in and starts dancing by herself.
>Naturally, this being a dance, you go to dance with her.
>She seems hesitant, so you try to coax her back onto the dance floor with you.
>As you press on, she loses her shit, flips out, starts dancing like a fucking possessed animal, and then splits into two children.
>Fucking nope outta there.
>Later on, you go to try and get your nice, sports car washed, and you have to admit, you're a little boastful about it.
>Those kids are there, and one of them seems pissed at you for no real reason.
>Later on, after you left the car wash, you're enjoying your racing night with some of the other kids in town.
>Oh shit, it's the kids in their sexy lady trench coat and they're pissed.
>They challenge to a race in their shitty car.
>Accept naturally, and have some bants with them while driving.
>You win, but they begin ridiculing you, to the point of getting all of the others involved.
>Admittedly, you throw a bit of a fit over this as they leave, almost as if some otherworldly force tried to make you look bad.
He did nothing wrong. His only sin was being a bit boastful.

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>>88697239
>This is not a tumblr-specific idea and has existed since before the internet. Nobody disputes this.
100% bait.

>>88690141
Yes, she raped his heart. She should have taken responsibility.

>>88691121
thanks now I ship them

>>88690191
fpbp

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>>88699331
I know this can be wrote off with "It's a cartoon" but I really want to know the damage to the planet that would cause. I imagine almost all life in the Atlantic Ocean would be destroyed and the tidal force such an impact would create would swallow anything that forms a coast with the Atlantic. I really doubt that when it dropped from the exosphere that it would just calmly push up on The Big Donut's partition. Hell, I'm sure the sheer force of the ocean hitting the crust of the Earth would kick up some seismic activity as well.

>>88701466
it'd be like marvel ultimatum basically

>>88701002
Anon, I think he was joking, pretending to be Tumblr. It's still retarded, but I'm just saying.

>>88701466
>I imagine almost all life in the Atlantic Ocean would be destroyed
oh yeah
>the tidal force such an impact
I think she was high enough that most of it would evaporate on reenty. so insead you'd have clouds of thick water vapour blotting out the sun followed by insane storms for like a year straight.
which would wipe out over half of the world's ecosytems, probably more

>>88701624
If the sun were blotted out by an Ocean's worth of water vapor, you can kiss agriculture and practically all plant growth good-bye, and the storms wouldn't just be insane, they'd be fucking apocalyptic. Humanity might be wiped out from the sheer loss of food, resources, sunlight, and by the near-constant typhoons and hurricanes.

Lapis is really the worst gem.

>>88692442
In what world? Seriously, is this an American thing or something?

Because where I live, if a girl does the hard to get bullshit one too many times, the guy just gives up on her and goes for a less demanding woman, of which there are plenty.

Mind you, we also have a slight majority of women, but what you're talking about seems almost alien.

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>>88701466
Its not only thats "its a cartoon" its also a series that has a good amount of humor to it. It keeps itself pretty grounded too but at the same time space rock aliens from space aren't exactly true to reality and neither is the show going out of its way to show the impact the ocean returning as it did to the planet.

Reminds me of how people complain about how Superman's powers work. They just do stop worrying so damned much about reality and relax a little in someone else's imagination for fuck's sake.

>>88692442
no girls sometimes pretend to be shy and unwilling because their parents and older peers drilled into their heads every day that if a guy doesn't have to fight an uphill battle to get into your pants he'll just pump n dump you

>>88701673
There's a difference between being shy and being abrasive and clearly disinterested you fucking autist.

He's Matthew Pattel without all the shit that made Matthew Pattel cool.

>>88692442
This

>>88690141
Why did Sugar portrait middle-eastern man as a rapist?

>>88690404
tumblr would just straight label it rape

>It's an "everyone argues about what hypothetical people who aren't here would believe" thread

>>88701704
>series that has a good amount of humor to it.

ahahahahha

>>88692442
>things a rapist might say

>>88690141
It might as well have been.

>We need children to understand what sexual abuse is
>We need a good alagory for sexual abuse but this is a Childrens show
>How about Dancing
>Yeah there will be no negative repercussion on children's minds. Children who watch this Childrens show