Caught a test screening of this. AMA

>>88689850
Any sex scenes?

>>88689850
What's your favorite fruit?

>>88689850
How pedoriffic is it?

Is it kino?

>>88689850
Does Johnny Cash cover "X gon' give it to ya" ?

>>88689863
Not really.

>>88689869
Apple.

>>88689878
I don't pay attention to that shit.

>>88689850
How was it?

Do a summary and post your card.

>>88689889
>>88689917
It's very good. I'd give it an 8, maybe an 8,5. It's not groundbreaking, but it's a solid action thriller that delivers good emotional scenes.

>>88689850
Any surprise appareance of some X-Men that isnt Caliban?

>>88689951
So it's not kino.

Who dies?

>>88689973
Kino means that things are shit tho. It is only used to describe shit.

does he die?

>>88689954
Yes.

Kitty Pryde. Played by Ellen Page.

Does Logan and Xavier die?

>>88689998
Yes.

>>88689989
Logan, Xavier, Caliban, pretty much all the villains and most named civilians.

>>88689850
Is it best to crack a chestnut vertically or horizontally?

Any info on what timeline this is?

What does X-23 (i assume) do in the movie?

Does Wolvie die and where do they plan on taking the character from what you can tell

>>88689990
That's what I said.

Did Logan kill all the kids like in Millars version?If so , who , who brainwashed him?

Why are all the mutants gone?

>>88690045
It's the same timeline from "Days of Future Past".

She's basically the MacGuffin, to be honest.

Yep, he dies. It's a nicely done scene, too.

>>88690074
No, he doesn't.

>>88690100
A virus. Logan is older and scarred because it fucked up his healing factor. It is also why Xavier got dementia.

>>88690124
>It's the same timeline from "Days of Future Past".
...you mean the timeline from the last scene, right, not the post-apocalyptic future?

>>88690124
>It's the same timeline from "Days of Future Past".

The one with the Sentinals and mutant camps or the one after the reset?

>>88690124
How does he die?

Did they do the "Logan murdered all the X-Men in a berserker rage" backstory?

>>88689850
is it better than the last one?

>>88690167
>>88690170
No, the good end version.

>>88690184
Nope.

>>88690171
He's severely injured fighting his evil clone and dies in Laura's arms.

>>88689850
Are you a marketer?

>>88689850
What's your dick smell like?

>>88690170

I would guess it's "another timeline" bullshit

>>88689850
Did it suck ass?

>>88690211
>evil clone
Credibility lost

>>88690209
Best Wolverine movie ever, second or third best X-Men movie overall (still prefer X2 and Days of Future Past).

Does Sabretooth show up or get mentioned at all? I think it's really a shame how Logan has become super-popular in movies but his friggin' archenemy is just treated as a forgettable brute.

So, no Sabretooth

>>88690211

Well that's kinda fucked up it didn't really change anything then

>>88690241
Nope.

>>88690239
Doesn't show up, but gets mentioned. They actually have a few callbacks to all X-Men movies. They even refer to that backstory for the Wolverine name from "Origins".

>>88690230
Believe it. They de-aged Hugh Jackman for it, like Marvel did for Michael Douglas and RJD.

>>88690281
Laura popped the claws at least once , right?

>>88690346
Yep. A few times.

Any costumes?

>>88690389
Nope.

>>88690406
Is Mr. Sinister here?

>>88690224

like bags of sand

>>88690463
Negative. But his company is.

>>88690124
What about his healing factor?

>>88690528
Got weakened by the virus to the point where he can die.

Is it in the same timeline as DoFP?

>>88690147
Oh Jesus, that's the LAST thing we need. A world-class psy-user developing the mental equivalent of incontinence.

Did Wolverine kill all the x-men like in the comic?

>>88690573
It's implied he killed a few that wanted to be killed, but he didn't kill all of them.

Rate all X-men movies including this one?

Is caliban a good guy ?

Does the reavers have a guy with a tank for waist in their ranks or are the just generic soldiers with robot hands ?

>>88690637
Yes.

Mostly generic. Definitely no tank man.

BRB

>>88690633
1
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Does Sam Shepard appear?

>>88690596
What happened that caused Wolverine to kill the X-Men?

>hey, let's make a movie where the X-Men have a bad end, but we'll reset it at the end to give them a good end!

>yeah, let's make another movie where they get a bad end anyway

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>>88689850
IS LIVE SHERBERT IN IT?

>>88690502
>Sinister doesn't get botched by Fox
Good.

>>88690379
Toe claw?

>>88691015
Sinister's a terrible character to begin with, so it's not like it would have been a huge tragedy

>>88690892
so just like muh comics

>>88689895
>Not really.
So there's an "almost" sex scene?

>>88690568
>Logan, I want JELL-O.
>No, Charles. Eat your bran.
>Oh, ok...Logan...you're covered in scorpions, covered in scorpions, covered in scorpions...

So, let's recap.
No murdering X-Men.
No tank Ravager.
No Sabertooth.
No supervillian nations.
No nods to Millar's comic whatsoever.

>>88689850
Legacy Virus?

>Final fight is not against Sinister

Fuck this shit, senpai.

How many villains/henchmen does Logan fight in this?

>>88691289
Still hyped?

>>88690147
>A virus
Legacy Virus right?

>>88690463
>>88690502
>>88691015
>>88691081

Main villain of Deadpool 2 confirmed.

>>88691315
Not really, no.

Wait, if Sinister is not in here, then who is the mastermind?

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>>88691315
Nope
this shit is gonna be Origins levels of bad
>>88691343
Why? That'd make no sense

>>88691360
>Why? That'd make no sense
Muh Deadpool Game

Where is Magneto? How is this "clone" defeated? What happens to Donald Pierce?

>>88691521
I think OP is gone now.

>>88691576
He said BRB though.

>>88689850
Is wolverine a nigger this time?

>>88689850
was Wingbat there?

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>>88691081
He's been done well before.

>>88691589
I just checked he's also posting this thread in /tv/

>>88691589
Weirdly enough I just noticed that and like the guy above me said he's posting on /tv/

>>88691767
young dumb crossboarding scum
faggot needs to go and stay go from the whole of the site

This is VERY IMPORTANT!
Is Merchant speaking in his accent?

>>88690990
No.

>>88691061
Yes.

>>88691145
There's a casino scene with a bunch of scantily clad women, but no sex.

>>88691314
A bunch. Like 20+

>>88691357
Richard E. Grant is the main antagonist.

>>88691521
Magneto died.

Wolverine decapitates him.

Wolverine and X-23 kill him together.

>>88692184
Yep.

>>88692395
So where does the clone wound Logan enough for him to die the chest right?

>>88692426
The side, actually. But he gets some wounds on the chest, too.

>>88692463
How does Charles die exactly?

>>88692596
Gets shot.

>>88689850
Will this movie make Wingbat commission more art of X-23?

What's Magneto doing in this movie?

>>88691607
new Wingbat commission hot off the presses - http://wingbat13.tumblr.com/image/154999320906

>>88689944
Won't post the card. As for the summary, it's been a while so I might be misplacing some scenes and I forgot some of the exposition.

It's set at about 10 years after the epilogue of "Days of Future Past" and most mutants have died out from a virus made by the Essex Corporation.

The virus fucked up Logan's healing factor to the point where he's mortal again. Xavier's mind was screwed up and he's now pretty much demented. Logan and Xavier are wanted men, so Logan hides out Xavier in New Mexico in an old toppled water tower. Caliban is a mutant Logan came across who also survived the virus because he was very sensible to sunlight and was secluded in the sewers. Caliban basically works as Xavier's caretaker while Logan is not around.

Logan works as a limo driver to pay the bills, and is often employed by a local mobster who owns a casino to escort high rollers, since a local gang, the Bombers, is terrorizing the city. Early on Logan has to drive the mobster's sister to her wedding, but gets intercepted by the Bombers, who try to kidnap her. Logan saves her and she covers for him with her brother about him being a mutant, since there's a bountty on every living mutant out there in the world.

Later on, while Logan is dropping off some clients at the casino, he sees the casino owner's thugs forcefully taking a little girl into the casino. He attempts to intervene, but is caught and subjected to a violent beating by the casino guards before the owner shoots him point-blank in the chest. Since his healing factor isn't what it used to be, Logan is actually out cold for a few hours, and his seemingly dead body gets dumped in a ditch. He later revives and makes his way back to his house.

>>88693022
He probably dead of old age. This takes place years after Days of Future Past.

>>88693503
When Xavier finds out about the little girl in problem, he persuades Logan to rescue her, and they go to the casino together, where Xavier uses his powers to help Logan slip past security. He makes him way to the private section and catches the mobster trying to exchange the girl with some mercs. The little girl suddenly springs her, shows her claws and kills some soldiers before getting shot. Logan intervenes, fights off the mercs and the casino guards and leaves with the little girl and Xavier, who loses control of his powers and causes everyone to feel a seizure of sorts. They make it back to the house and Xavier reluctantly reads the little girl's mind and finds out her name is Laura and that she was captured by Transigen, which is an offshoot of the Weapon X Program that has been rounding up the surviving mutants to turn them into living weapons. The little girl was one such weapon, but was set free by a nurse that grew fond of her, teaching her how to read and talk and giving her the name "Laura".

Logan isn't happy with all the trouble he has brought to their doorstep, but Xavier is adamant they need to protect Laura and Caliban tells them of a rumored mutant safe haven halfway across the country. Logan doesn't believe it, but Xavier wants to take Laura there. Logan refuses until Donald Pierce and the Reavers show up at their doorstep, having tracked them down from the casino.

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>>88689850
Why is x-23 so ugly...Christ

>>88693713
Clones of Wolverine shouldn't be attractive.
Stop being a waifag.

>>88689850
Did deadpool appear?

>>88693967
He's actually in every single scene. It's a game. Where's Wade? I heard that if you manage to find him and tell the studio exactly where he is in every scene, you'll win a prize.

>>88693713
she is a Child and It would be weird if you found kids attractive, her Mom is hot though

Is the girl a clone or just random mutant?

Do her and Wolverine have bone claws or adamantium?

>>88690281
>Believe it. They de-aged Hugh Jackman for it, like Marvel did for Michael Douglas and RJD.


Oh god that's going to look terrible, especially while they are fighting.

>>88689850

Does he stab people with the stab sticks in his stab hands?

Is it trash?

>>88693676
Pierce wants Laura, Logan refuses to give her up, the Reavers show up to take her by force and Logan finally lashes out and kills several of them, as does Laura. They get overwhelmed and escape with Xavier in a car. Caliban is left behind because he can't step into the sunlight. Pierce and his men then find him and force him to help them track down Logan, torturing him with sunlight.

Logan wants to drop off Laura somewhere vaguely safe and let someone else handle it from then on, but Xavier convinces him to take her all the way through. They drive a long stretch before their car begins breaking down and they stop at a motel. Xavier convinces Logan to interact with Laura more, but without his meds and on the run, his powers are growing increasingly unstable and his mind more erractic.

By this point, Logan believes Laura is just some girl with a similar powerset to him who also got snatched and experimented on by Weapon X. The Reavers are also cybernetically-enhanced mercs made by Transigen. Pierce reports to Dr. Rice, their leader, who tells them to capture Logan alive.

As it turns out, Laura is a clone of Logan made with DNA samples recovered in the 1980's. She's the 23rd attempt to clone Logan, and the first succesful one. Rice is now halfway through a 24rd clone (X-24) that is male and adult, but experimenting on Logan up and close will provide him with enough DNA and data for a bunch more clones.

The virus that wiped out the mutants was also made by Transigen, which is funded by the Essex Corp, to kill all the weak mutants and expose the strong to them be made into weapons and shit.

>>88694339
more spoilers pls

>>88689895
>I don't pay attention to that shit.
what the fuck did you pay attention then?

>>88693503
>>88693676
>>88694339
So, basically, the only thing in common with Old Man Logan is that Logan is old and that the mutants are mostly dead.

Oh well, it's not like I was expecting even a halfway faithful adaptation.

>>88695235
You read the book, why would you want to watch a 1:1 adaptation? If that's what you want go read the book again.

>>88695235
>Wanting an Old Man Logan adaptation when most of the characters are in the MCU.

Does X-23 get sent back in time a la Rachel Summers? I'm mad bc I want Rachel but i also want the movies to get full comics insane

>>88689850
was it boring

>>88695281
>>88695392
But that's the thing, exactly, I wanted them to be creative and spin the story a bit to only use X-men related characters, not to drop 95% of the stuff from it.

>>88691815
>crossboarding
More frequent in the old days. Generally was less cancerous and more fun that you would expect.

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>Healing factor is so strong it can fight off the machine virus from cable's future timeline
>Doesn't work against anti-mutant virus

Eh, whatever. I liked the idea of wolverine outliving all his friends due to basically being immortal, but I guess that doesn't make for a good story.

So do they somehow managed to do some time travel/message/alternate reality shit that stops the virus being released? Or were all previous X films now for nothing (including the happy ending of DoFP) because they all die and the world goes to shit?

>>88689850
Does any of the og trilogy X-men appear or they are all dead?

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>>88689850

It's going to be hilarious when this shit flops. Once again confirming why the man-children who still read comic books are barely more than marginalized caricatures of themselves. But instead of admitting you've become the most beta of betas, you'll complain for years how "good it was" and how "tasteless" the general public is in desperate attempts to try and divert away from the soul crushing realization that you've wasted your lives on mind-numbing drivel originally designed to entertain teenage boys.

>>88691360
>>88691343
Deadpool 2 has Cable,
They already used Apocalypse

I bet you $20 the plot is Pool and Cable using time travel to stop the virus from Logan

>>88696205
You're worse than everything you just described by taking time out of you're very self-important life to come comment on that on a board devoted to this teenage entertainment, and if you're here for the cartoons your'e into an even younger audiences entertainment; all the extra chromosomes belong to you.

>>88694339
Transigen = Terrigen

>>88689850
Any superhero costumes, like at all?

I only have watched the first three in the series, and now i want to see them all or the most important. Should i avoid some of the movies?. I heard some of them are kinda bad.

>>88698015
Last Stand, Apocalypse, and Origins definitely skip.

>>88690892
Every time the movie series seems like it finally knows what it wants to do, it just does something else anyway

>>88689850
Do you like woodstock, not the event, the drink?