The Little Match Girl

The fact that I'll never get to ejaculate in her is what is really depressing.

Is there a link to a legit version of this? I've been googling, but the two "best" videos I've found have shitty audio and video respectively.

>>88680650
It's on Netflix

It's Russian that's how.

>>88680832
It is? I just searched, and I'm not seeing it.

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>>88679693
>Letting your Russian daughter freeze to death outside
Shit country is shit.

>>88680229
>but then they'll cut out all the dark shit in their movies and add in stupid comic relief
There's a difference between dying of hypothermia (which is peaceful), and being forced to dance to death while wearing shoes of red hot iron.

OG Snow White didn't fuck around. Doing that to the evil queen was her wedding gift to herself.

>>88680879
Russia is a fuckhuge country that spans from Europe to Asia, plenty of Russians, especially further east, look Asian.

>>88680892
>forcing something to dance to death
We Majora's Mask now?

>>88680865
It's part of the Walt Disney Animation Studios Shorts compilation movie.

>>88680865
It's under Disney Short films. It's grouped with a whole bunch of others like Paperman and the one with the dog eating people food.

>>88680961
They were born in Russia, so technically they're Russians, Russian isn't an ethnicity it's a nationality.

>>88680892
Not to mention sleeping beauty
>falls asleep for a hundred years
>raped in her sleep by random stranger half ogre prince
>gives birth to twins in her sleep
>wakes up from one of her kids sucking on her finger out of hunger
>prince returns and marries her
>ogress mother takes issue with this shit
>she wants to eat the bride and children
>they fake her out with animals and then shove her into a pit of vipers she was going to throw sleeping beauty into after discovering the trick

Disney sanitizes their films because otherwise they'd be hard Rs at best.

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>>88680993
Ah, thank you!

If anyone else is confused, search on Netflix for Walt Disney Animation Studios Short Films (the thumbnail is fucking Frozen, but don't let that fool you into thinking it's worthless shit) and go to timestamp 16:40 (for a bit of commentary) or 17:20 for the short proper.

>>88681056
I've always thought of Russians as being dark haired and ambiguously jewish looking.

>>88681056
Why would the descendants of Mongols have blond hair and blue eyes?

>>88681056
You're thinking of Belarusians. Wrong russians.

>>88679693
>Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who ain't

>>88680841
It's Danish yah dingus.

>>88679693
Everything Christian Andersen writes is fucking depressing, is like if Edgar Allan Poe decided he wanted to write children books.

>>88680941
at the end, you no longer feel cold, only warm.

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>>88679693
>mfw my first grade teacher read the book to my class

>>88680841
Hans Christian Anderson ring any bell? It's a Danish fairy tale you dolt. Disney set the short in Russia, probably because the imagery lends itself better to being immediately recognizable.

>>88682378
>Everything Christian Andersen writes is fucking depressing
The Little Mermaid isn't that depressing after he revised the ending twice to make it so.

I mean she basically gets everything but the guy, who was an asshole so that's good too.

>>88682890
Still super depressing when you know Andersen kept falling in love with all sort of people and no one ever fell in love with him in return ;-;

But Little Match Girl has a happy ending. Her life was shit and now she gets to party in heaven with the only person who ever treated her well.

>>88683189
Someone's life being so shit that dying is the better option is still sad.

The ending is literally her hallucinating as she dies of hypothermia. Sure Andersen was a religious guy who believed in heaven, but we all now better now.

>>88683263
Whether or not heaven exists in reality, it exists in the context of the story.

>>88683263
>but we all now better now
Do we? :^)

>>88679693
why didnt she just sell her "matchstick" if you know what i mean?

>>88680922
>Referencing the fucking manga bullshit

>>88681048
They deliberately try to make the villain deaths as violent as they can though.

>>88681048
All the "real" versions of fairytales with lots of gore and nightmare fuel probably weren't the versions Walt or anyone else at Disney grew up hearing. They probably picked up the sanitized version from their parents.

I mean they're folktales. Alternate tellings are common.

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>>88680993
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>>88680865
>>88680832
Fucking Netflixfag piss me off so much.

>>88679693
Because you know it's happened