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Sane season 1 fag here. Did they ever make a Christmas episode or am I just imagining things
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>>88679544
They never did.
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1st for Manna
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>>88679544
>>88679755
Why do you guys like to see this cute character get cucked

It makes me sad :(
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Weird and adorable!
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>>88679544
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from last thread
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>>88679755
You

I like you.
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What would it take for Marco to say something as mean as pic related to Star?
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>>88679951
Rood
Savage
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>>88654843
>>88654846
>>88654871
>>88657017
>>88657130
Star will cut her hair short to match Jackie because she thinks Marco likes that.
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>>88679951
He would really say:
>"Thanks, Star. Your friendship is the best present anyone could have"
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>>88679755
>>88679959
I want Janna to tearfully confess her love for Marco only for Marco to cruelly and harshly reject Janna.
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>>88679972
Marco would never purposely hurt Star.
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>>88680058
What if he sees her accidentally using evil magic on Jackie?
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Queen Moon is a ____
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>>88680103
He would be extremely sad and disappointed.
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This is a good ship
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>>88680166
What is your endgame?
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>mfw we'll get a Valentines Day episode
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>>88680198
I have none, it's just a good ship
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>>88680222
Another Jarco date will be nice
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>>88680158
Blue haired cunt.
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>>88680166
>two straight men with no comedic character
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>>88680166
This is better and you know it
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>>88680158
Poophead
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>>88680055
>Janna
>accepting anything other than yes
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>>88679951
foooking scavage!
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>>88680321
Starco
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>>88680282
Steven is for bully only
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>>88680367
No
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>>88680408
now that is much better
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>>88680361
>Star
>not being flat
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>>88680439
Whats wrong with that?
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>>88680490
Why is Star wearing Jackie's seashell necklace?
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>>88680561
Killers are known to wear their victims sometimes
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>>88680361
>>88680490
>tracing your ship's face over a canon one
That's kind of pathetic.
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>>88680628
I've seen more pathetic.
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Honestly Janna probably has a crush on Star and doesn't know how to express it so she acts like she has a crush on Marco to normalize it.
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>>88680657
That seems more like mocking Janna's obsession. But what >>88680490 did is the shipfaggot equivalent of pasting your face on top of somebody else's in a picture.
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Honestly Janna is probably a timeless magical creature and the John Keats remark was factual and not just a gag, and she doesn't really have a crush on any of the kids because she is an ancient alien or vampire who is not a paedophile.
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>>88680692
Eh, we've already got an obsessive lesbian stalker that wants Star on the show.
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>>88680692
>>88680725
Why does Janna's love for Marco trigger people so much?
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>>88679927
Don't worry, Star and Marco will be happy together in the end
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>>88680739
Nah just me.
I just think it's a cute gag in the show.
I like seeing boy crazy girls because even in fiction it makes me feel like less of a loser for carrying my capacity to crush on cuties into my catastrophic adulthood.
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>>88680166
I mean it's fine, I would not call it #1
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>>88680739
Marco's harem is big enough already
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>>88680725
I like it
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To answer someone's question in the last thread.

Yes my fiancee does actually look like Star in a few ways.

Especially when we first started dating.

She had SUPER long blond hair, like literally Star level long.

She also has blue eyes

She is definitely not flat though

As I mentioned weeks ago, aside from not being mexican, Im also a lot like Marco.

So...yes both those may be a factor into why I am into the show so much.

And fucking want Starco so much reeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>88680819

I have no fiance or lover.
I am much more like star than I am like Marco. It is difficult for a heterosexual goofyboy to find a woman masculine enough to like my silly loopy little spoon personality.
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>>88680819
Good luck with your relationship Anon.
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>>88680867
Not to stereotype but look for a girl in STEM. 50/50 you'll find either a tumblrina or a straight man archetype
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I got a Star for Christmas. Can I trade it in for a Jackie?
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>>88681036
I would be happy to let you trade it in, but unfortunately a Star is worth less than even half a Jackie.
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>>88681036
I have a Jackie. I'll be glad to trade it in for Star. I don't like used trash
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>>88681096
Oh... well then you probably wouldn't want this Star.
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>>88681036
No
Nobody wants a Star, bro
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>>88680819
STOP SPREADING YOUR HAPPINESS YOU MAGICAL PUSSY FUCKER
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How big is Star's dick?
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>>88680016
This
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>>88680792
>three girls
>big harem
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>>88680302
Kek
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>>88680770
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>>88681156
-6 inches
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Lets get some lore speculation going

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Disney-s-Star-vs-The-Forces-of-Evil/Issue-1?id=96424
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>>88679544
They did, and it was beautiful.
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>>88681158
>implying that there are only grills in the taco party
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>>88681242
Why would Janna give her virginity to Marco? It's not like she has a crush on him or anything.
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>>88681023
Aren't you that faggot that made the Star and Marco have a fun snow day fic?
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>>88681342
Yeah we all know she wants to get the layup on that star rebound.
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hello yes i'd like an order of more star reaction images pls
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>>88681342
that's what a tsundere would say

b-baka
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>>88681420
The only one you ever need.
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>>88681465
Also this one, because it implies the entire fanbase is a pack of retards.
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>>88681465
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>>88681420
Here is an angry cutie.
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>>88681342
It is precisely because she does not have a crush on him:
1pKk5X8D
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>>88681420
Anons! Help me find which episodes some are these caps are from and I'll rip them in HD.

Anyone know what this shot is from?
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>>88681379
Why must you try to ruin a perfectly good friendship by making things gay?
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>>88680282
>>88680408
delete this
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>>88681420
Yeah?
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>>88681420
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>>88681588
hey man there is nothing wrong with a close loving friendship that is only slightly gay
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>>88681420
>Are you sure about that?
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>>88681588
Who said anything about it being gay two gurls mashing muffs at light speed it the least gay thing to ever exist.
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>>88681420
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>>88681624
>slightly gay
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WHEN THE FUCK IS NEXT EPISODE REEEEEEEEE
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>>88681420
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>>88681688
not January
don't hold your breath, but February/March is likely
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>>88681688
Its Disney

so I assume a 6 month hiatus if we are lucky, wasn't the hiatus between season 1 and 2 like 9 months?
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>>88681701
>>88681715

Jesus 3 fucking months
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What is Janna's endgame, you ask?
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where's the third issue scanned???
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>>88681701
>>88681715
NOOOO
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>>88681688
Quints said April
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Can i have more cucked star?
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>>88681744
No where that I can find
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>>88681723
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>>88681749
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>>88681703
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>>88681749

Here you go Mang
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>>88681749
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>>88681749
The ultimate cuck greentext so far
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>>88681749

>>88681772
It has to be OC to work, Screencaps is DA tier
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What is star eating?
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>>88681800
It was in response to this poc
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>>88681715
This was only a mid-season finale though.

I think February is pretty likely, March at the latest.
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>>88681842
I mean they use to give Gravity Falls 6 month hiatuses in the middle of seasons
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>>88681804
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

FOR YOUUUU
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>>88681804
To fucking real
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I WANT MORE GENDERBENDS

FEED ME RULE 63
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>>88681863
That was also because of the manlet getting some lenience on deadlines and shit, plus I think the move from Disney Channel may or may not have been part of it as well. Like executives or whoever using that as an excuse to hold back on episodes.

Some of the 8 episodes remaining have probably been finished for close to a year now, and some season 3 episodes are close to being fully animated. I think they're going to air the rest of the season at reasonable (for this channel) dates because there are a ton of episodes left, plus they were pretty fair at airing things from July-November this year.
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>>88681893
perfect and cute
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>>88681420
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>>88681893
>french girls no longer exist

Feels bad mang
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>>88681420
k m8
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>>88681933
>>/pol/
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>>88681420
You need reactions I hear?
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>>88681488
What episode is this from?
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Jackie bullying star to death when?
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>>88681985
>messing with someone with superhuman strength and magical power
go home senator kelly
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>>88681241
THAT'S WHERE THEY WENT!
STAR KILLED THEM
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i want Star to kill Marco School Days style
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>>88681985
Soon
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>>88681996
>implying Star would harm Marco´s favorite person
>Implying Marco wouldnt jump in front of Jackie to stop Star
>Implying Star being invaded by opposing feelings wouldnt try to off herself
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>>88682027
>Implying the spic wont get deported
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>>88681997
Marco would rather destroy space and time than hang out with truffle shuffle and the retarded toasty jew
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>>88682040
>that pic
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>>88682040
>tfw Star sent Marco to Mexico to keep him away from Jackie so Star can get the "goods" legally
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>>88682040
>implying Janna Banana wouldn't take marco on a magic gypsy journey to discover his true love for star
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>>88682040
>Marco deported to Mexico
>Not Star and Marco both getting deported so they decide to go back to Mewni in a reverse situation to the normal show
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>>88681974
S2 when Star gets a teenage crisis over finding a new king of Mewni.

It's the one with Tom, the student counselor and Marco, ep3-4 or 5-6 I believe
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>>88680159
for you
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>>88682027
Why does her look of ultimate sadness and loss in this pic make me feel equally good and bad
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>>88682202
You feel good because you are a bad person who takes joy in the thought having so much power over someone love you so unconditionally but even when you break their heart in such a blatant manner they still love you. But you feel sad because you empathize with her having loved someone in your own life and have had that love not returned to you, knowing that you weren't really worthy of being loved in the first place.
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>>88681957
I need some Star dose mane.
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>>88681350
Indeed I am
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>>88682293
bretty gud
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>>88681128
How can I make you happy anon?
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>>88679972
That picture makes it look like this was a domestic violence dispute. Marco is in shock after Star belted him with the dinner plate. Marco's contemplating what went wrong with their relationship that could have lead to this violent exchange. But Star is way stronger than him. This scene is when he fully realizes that there is truly nobody who can help him. He's terrified, alone, and his best friend and lover has turned into his abuser.

Rated PG-13
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>>88682313
I have that fic on my bookmarks.

And I must tell you, it's pretty difficult to get inside my bookmarks.

Unless it's good porn, which happens more often.
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>>88682324
happiness is a rare commodity
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>>88682323
GUD
U
D
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>>88682345
Yes, very
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>>88682313
I love you, that fic made my fucking day. I hope you and your fiance with a wonderful life together and raise a happy family. Plz tell us if you make moar.
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>>88682361
if only star can be happy on the holidays
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>>88682355
Oh, I shouldn't get diamonds right now.

But morning wanks are best wanks.
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>>88682324
You could write more happy Star!
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>>88682331
Your pic made me think star accidentally shitting herself
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>>88682386
a happy star is a cute star
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>>88681379
>star would rather obsess over what marco is doing on his date then build that mural with Janna

D E A D

A N D

B T F O
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>>88682386
This plz
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>>88682332
>>88682361
Thank you so much. Glad it gave people some happiness! Honored to be in someone's Bookmarks!

>>88682334
But it can be found with the right tools

>>88682386
>>88682409
I probably will. I had fun with the first one. Just need to think of what to write about in particular.
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>>88682404
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>>88682404
>>88682491
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>>88682476
Do you want suggestions?
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>>88679755
It won't happen you little maggot
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>>88682313
Why are they kissing under holly?
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>Hey Marco it's just me check'en up on my best bud uh... drop me a line when you get home, just want to check up on you, if you want to if not that's uh... that's...*reluctant laugh* that's cool too. Bye!

>mfw this actually happened.
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>>88682753
Star loses her wings in season 3.
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>>88682769
They'll probably become retractable at some point, like Moon's apparently are.
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>>88682769
You said that last season. It ain't happening soon.That's like saying the rest of 'em will grow wings and be princesses and shit
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>>88682753
DELET
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>>88679544
>Sane season 1 fag here. Did they ever make a Christmas episode or am I just imagining things
Annoyingly, no they never did.
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So have star threads turned into shit or what since the last cuck queen episode?
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>>88683031

all generals turn to shit during breaks and hiatus.
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>tfw no Mario & Luigi-style SVtFoE RPG
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>Mewnian emotions are quite interesting. A very sensible people. For example, Mewnian women precede their mates. It's a signal to other women.
>"This man's taken, get your own"?
>Not precisely. More like, "if you want his services, I'm the one you have to negotiate with."
>What kind of "services"?
>All kinds.
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>>88683115
Marco shyly falls
for beautiful Princess Star...
in her dreams! That cuck!
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>>88680361
More like
Sterco
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>Marco's favorite color is Prussian blue
>immediately thought of link related when he said that and kek'd too hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKJA0kSPAYI
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3x2+1+1chan's /cuckquean/ board loves this show.
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>>88681241
>mfw i finished reading this comics
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>>88683115
>Star, CUTE AND PERFECT
>Janna, Undercover Dyke
>Jan-star Mashing Muffs
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>>88682040
Marco has possibly been here since birth or at least definitely here legally, Star is an actual illegal alien
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>>88683115
>Eagerly rubs clit
>Watching Marco fill Jackie
>"Why won't he love me"?
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>>88683115
Dimension hopping
Marco's tongue will never taste
My love-filled taco
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>i hope marco love this present i made for him
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>>88683851
fuck you
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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!
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>>88684245
DISGUSTING AND WEIRD

DISGUSTING AND WEIRD
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>>88684245
>>88684285
CUTE AND WEIRD
CUTE AND WEIRD
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>>88681816
Marco.

Now he's a part of her forever.
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>>88684331
Do you think Star would make Marco eat her hair?
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>>88680819
>Nefcy's husband lurk /co/
You're not fooling anybody.
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>>88684360
Nice feet
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>>88684415
I didn't make it down past the inner-tube.
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Should I watch this show?
Do you fucks watch this show because its actually good, like why I watch steven universe, or because you are all just pedophiles that want to Fuck the characters, like why I watch MLP
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>>88684394
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>>88684445
This... this is masterful bait... as if something crafted by a nineteenth century German artisan using old world skill and technique to hone equal amounts of confusion, frustration and derision into a single inflammatory comment. This should be a template meme if it isn't already.
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>>88684458
>You look like the ocean...
what did she mean by this?
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>>88684510
> everything is bait
I hate this meme
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>>88684445
I like it.
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>>88684515
She a fucken mermaid
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>>88684394

I wouldn't mind a taste of Princess Marco's spicy burrito and chili bowl.
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>>88684445

As an old fan of MLP, I will say this, the first season will have you smiling like it was friendship and magic getting thrown into your face.

You will love it.
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>>88684445

I didn't like it at first, but it grew on me in a big way. It's cute, genuinely funny, and has actual character growth and change. And yes, I genuinely want to fug at least 4/5ths of the cast.
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He said, "Son, the perfect girl is like a gun. She's hard to hold. Once you've seen your one and only death machine, never, never, never, never, never, let her go."
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>>88684597
It's poop flavored Chili
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>>88679951

>tfw I remember this joke from kenan and kel
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>>88682313
that story was nice
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>>88684790

No fuck you it's like glitter and miracles.
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>>88679617
>>88683002
It'd be awkward considering Star is Satan
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>>88684597
I want to dip down on his guac bowl.
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>>88684557
Does this mean Jackie genuinely likes Marco or it's all part of an overconvoluted plan for overthrowing the mewnians? What if Jackie is a racist and she started notice him after he became half-monster?
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>>88685087
Go back to FJ fag
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>>88685089
fugg :---D
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Manna is endgame!
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>>88685039
Anon is right
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I wish to turn Star into a wife and mother.
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>>88685499
literally ~5% of the fanbase will liek that
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>>88685633
fine, she mothers the child of her husband.

Not necessarily hers.
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>>88685499
She has the huge advantage of being fully human on a coming-of-age story.
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>>88685642
She's going to marry me and bare MY children.
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>>88684445
>>88684631
this
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>>88685631
>The demon Lilith, the evil woman, is described as a beautiful woman, who transforms into a, butterfly-like demon, and it is associated with the power of seduction.

Well shit
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>>88684977
have a link? sounds like cute fluff
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>>88685631
Devilman timeloop confirmed

>Satan infiltrates among humans
>Becomes BFF with an introverted teen boy and take away his humanity
>Unrequited crush start noticing teen boy
>Satan is madly in love of teen boy, emphasis on madly
Everyone dies The end
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>>88685770
http://pastebin.com/GQaXPiin
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>>88685904
You sleep with your car in your room? I leave it in the car hole
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>>88685904
what if you went to your car and found star's dead body in the trunk
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what if you woke up to star sleeping at the foot of your bed like a cat
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Why would she steal Marco's hoodie?
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>>88680819
How did you two meet?
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>>88685994
>Star huffing marco's hoodie while slickin.jpg
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>>88685845

Heeeeee that's cute.

I'm the writefag who was doing folk-punk Steven universe originals by request. I'm debating putting myself out there for SvtFoE threads but I'm worried that my autism will leak out of my head and swallow me like a fedora shaped chrysalis
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>>88685994
fuckin gross-ass room

guess you can take the princess out of the shithole kingdom but can't take the shithole kingdom out of the princess
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>>88686007
Don't encourage him. Nobody cares.
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>>88686104
Fuck you, I want to know
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>>88686122
Then go read made up stories in /soc/ or /r9k/ while jacking off. This is the cartoon and comics for babies forum.
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>>88685994
Because she likes how it smells
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>>88686007
I second this, how did you manage what so many of us can only dream of?

>>88686104
Fuck off dan
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>>88686041
100% could actually be the case ive seen this irl
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>>88686179
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>>88686058
Let your autism flow m8 we'll take any OC we can get.
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>>88686196
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>>88686198
Well back in the SU threads folks would ask me to write songs about certain characters and situations and then I'd deliver.

So uhhh, got any requests?
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>>88686218
WRITE A SONG ABOUT STAR HAVING A NICE DAY
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>>88686231
This
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>>88686231

I'll try!!??
I'm a sad lil guy so this is a challenge.
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>>88686344
Dont be sad man
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GODDAMN I HATE THESE CALARTS FACES AND THIS CALARTS SHOW

CALARTS FUCKING RUINED ANIMATION AND I'M SO MAD NOBODY EVEN CARES ANYMORE
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>>88686368
Yeah, everything looks bad when you take one random screenshot and zoom in like 5 times.
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>>88686218
Write a love song about Jackie and Marco being happy.
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>>88686446
Isn't there already one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JELIxIOvzkE
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>>88686368
same
but i like star
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>>88686433
No, it doesn't. Good art still looks good in screenshots where the characters aren't moving. Besides, half of these aren't even svreenshots, and none of them are zoomed in. In short,

>>>/sug/
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>all the deluded jacco fags itt
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What happened to Toffee?

Will he regrow from the finger?
He is the inmortal beast afterall
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>>88685994
I love those pictures
it's in the upper left corner
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>>88686368
>>88686502
Yeah it looks the same so its all trash
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would you hug star and touch her lil wings
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>>88686502
>half of these aren't even svreenshots
That makes it even worse because promo images/fanart aren't necessarily representative of what the show looks like for real and in motion.

>none of them are zoomed in
That was the wrong phrase, but focusing only on the characters' faces as a way to criticize the entire art style is disingenuous.
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>>88686622
Can I trade that hug for a hug from Jackie?
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What if... and hear me out first, it might sound crazy... Star is the force of Evil?
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>>88686635
Yes, Marco.
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>>88686622
I would rip her wings out and gave them to Janna to make her like me more.
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>>88686645
Can't he hug both?
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>>88681158
How big is your harem, anon?
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>>88686641
Yes. See >>88685631 and >>88685798
Mankind is doomed
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>>88686665
So close and so real
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can i have more star abusing?
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>>88686645
Marco only hugs Star.

He kisses Jackie.
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>>88686698
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>>88682313
Link to fic?
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>>88686681
>Those lore possibilities
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>>88686698
>>88686739
Why is it ok to "beat" a young girl like star emotionally but not physically on a tv show?
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Why is Star best girl of all time? She's one of my favorite characters ever and I want to marry the fuck out of her and damn it if I don't WTCISB

I just wanna take her out for pizza and sit around people watching. I want to dress up and take her out dancing to a fancy dinner date, only to crash the whole thing and get kicked out of the restaurant.

I want to explore the deep inner workings of the cosmos and the universe with her. I want to gaze deep into the stars while we quietly and comfortably hold hands. I want to see things with her that you people wouldn't believe. I want hold her tightly as we see attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I want us to watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. But these moments will be lost in time, like, tears in rain. She will never be real. Time to die.
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>>88686368

>fanart of a video game character

you fucking WHAT mate
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>>88686892
>I want to explore the deep inner workings of the cosmos and the universe with her. I want to gaze deep into the stars while we quietly and comfortably hold hands. I want to see things with her that you people wouldn't believe. I want hold her tightly as we see attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I want us to watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. But these moments will be lost in time, like, tears in rain. She will never be real. Time to die.
Weird way to tell that you want to fuck her
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>>88686892
i want to hold her hand
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>>88686892
>>88686939

>star is cutest girl
>but janna has the best personality

How do I choose?
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>>88686605
>Comparing art made by the same people to art made by multiple teams on different networks

SUfags are really in full force tonight
Probably since nobody wants to spend Boxing Day with them
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I want to break Jackie's skateboard.
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>>88687023
>first Marco broke Jackie's skateboard
>now he will break her hymen

P O T T E R Y
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>>88687022

your image macros kinda lose their credibility when you use fanart of a video game as an example of what's wrong with animation
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>>88687023
I want to break Stars neck
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>>88687012
Choose the white one if you're white, the gypsy if you're not
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>>88687044
Not my image macro senpai
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>>88687051

>implying i wont choose the gypsy just to spite you
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>>88687022
Same as putting a bunch of cartoons under the name of the CalArts boogieman, even those not connected with it.

I mean some of those creators went there at the same time but by your logic that should be okay.
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>>88687012
Let faith decide
To guide these lies we see
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>>88687043
I think that heart implies something else to come for Jackie though...
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Ingrid needs more love!
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>>88684548
Nice bait ;)
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>>88687113
Marco and Jackie will break up on bad terms.
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>>88687223
>;)
You think i would fall for this bait
tough luck
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>>88687113
Same with this. Right as Star says this line it cuts to Marco smiling and sad Jackie.

What if they actually just have Marco break her heart? No amicable splitting, just tears and sadness. How great would the tears be? I'd literally cum from excitement.
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>>88686703
>Marco only hugs Star.
Not for much longer

>"Star, I've been meaning to talk to you about something, I think we should tone it down on the hugs, I mean, it's just weird to be hugging a close friend so much when you've got a girlfriend . You wouldn't want me hugging you all the time when you start dating Oskar, would you?"
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>>88687220
whoever decided to bring back the chubby goth-ish girl with 5 seconds of screentime from season 1 and make her German for no real reason deserves all the raises
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>>88687331
>and make her German for no real reason deserves all the raises
She speaks german...
with a hard american accent but still...
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>>88687277
Tsk. The "...when you get a boyfriend" version was better.
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>>88687348
I meant that, since she was silent in her first appearance and there was nothing then to suggest she wasn't like the others (i'm guessing she's also intended to be a foreign exchange student despite the accent since it is a cartoon), she could've just spoken English in her next appearance like Sabrina or Hope or whoever and no one in the audience would have thought it was weird-- though it wouldn't be any more memorable than those characters either

but having her speaking only in subtitled German is kind of funny because it's unexpected and unpredictable, and instantly makes her more memorable than the above characters. just a fun little character detail I liked
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>>88687408
"nothing to suggest she wasn't American like the others" is what I meant
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>>88687427
>>88687408
ohh well ok
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Well I marathoned the entire show during finals week (no regrets) and I really enjoyed it. It's a light hearted show that doesn't takes itself too seriously but can still hold its own. A few episodes were mediocre sure but most of the episodes were quite funny and enjoyable. Certain moments truly caught me off guard and made me belly laugh and that's hard to find from most cartoons I've seen. And the plot is surprisingly solid. What is Toffees plan? What kind of dark secrets will Star discover? What will Ludo achieve with Star's book? And as others have stated, I also really enjoy the continuity they use throughout the show. Small things that change here and there end up being permanent. And lastly, I enjoy the emotional aspect. I liked the end of season one. The sadness we felt when star recited the whispering spell, the suspense when we realized Toffee was winning. The emotional tension we get with Star at the end of the last episode. I like the chemistry between Star and Marco, and I'll admit, I'm a Starco supporter, but I still enjoy the character development we got between Marco and Jackie.
In the end, I just think it's a nice comfy show that I enjoy rather thoroughly.
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>>88687113
Nah. I think that was only for the moment. Like Marco fucked up his chance with Jackie right then and there. Jackie forgave him though. She still accepted him despite the fact that he broke her skateboard. If anything it would say that she would take Marco back even if he broke her heart.
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>>88687464
What about the ships?
Who do you ship...truly Janna and Marco
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>>88687464
same
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>>88687484
So Marco will dump Jackie for Star, only for Marco and Star to break up later, and Jackie takes him back?
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>>88687043
>implying that Jackie is a virgin
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>>88687621
>Implying she isn't incredibly shy about sex
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what if star was real and loved you very much
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Is that some kinda mewnian magic curse or something?
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>>88687729
I woulnd't notice it
i would even get angry at her for starring at me all the time
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>>88687736
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>>88687729
I'd ask her if Jackie was seeing anyone.
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Is there an imgur gallery or something with all the caps from these threads?
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>>88687113
The heart, before it was an abstract metaphor for a heart, was an archeaic representation of a spread vagina.
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>>88681640
I want to get to your level some day
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>>88681640
That third folder, upload it to imgur. Please?
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>>88687888
I thought it was a bent over anus
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>>88687978
Yeah, I read that one, two.Scholers are kinda split on the labia or booty theory.
Either , totally turns the theory around. I'm not even a Jarco shipper, I just like playing wth symantics. It annoys the hell out of my friends.
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>>88685741
>star
>the power of seduction
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>>88687888
>>88687978
So Star has little anuses or vaginas on her face?
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>>88687758
>>88687762
what if she wanted you to marry her and you'd be a king and wouldn't even have to share a bedroom or see her everyday she just wanted to be with you
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>>88688184
I'd tell her that would be incompatible with my republican views and to fuck off
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>>88687777
Checked.
I dont know if there is a gallery, but you could try checking the Booru. Between the massive amounts of porn, some people post screencaps
svtfoe.booru.org
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>>88687729
>Accept and reciprocate feelings to her.
>Diabetes inducing levels of dating antics with lead up to proposal.
>Mewnian cross-dimensional wedding
>IWTCISB in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
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>>88688235
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>>88688347
Thanks bro.
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>>88688396
No problem Anon.
You could also check Tumblr or /r/SVTFOE, but there is a lot of material you have to shift out before you find any screencaps.
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>>88688428
Fuck. The booru has a very small amount of (lewd) greentexts, and I am simply unwilling to invest my time scraping reddit/tumblr for caps. Thanks for the help bro, but nothing can help me now.
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>>88679927
They all self-insert as Marco. If Marco was getting cuck'd they'd throw essays of cringy rants on their tumblrs and declare this show shit and Daron a NuFemale Beta She-cuck who vilifies men for the patriarchy.
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I want to awkwardly hold Star and cry into her shoulder while she doesn't quite know what to do
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>>88688535
desuarchive/co/ appears to work. I'll see if I have the time to spend trawling that. Don't know what you mean by Discord.

Though I will leave with this bit of observation:
>There is not enough art/fics of Mewberty-form Star fucking Marco.
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>>88688561
Or if the genders were reversed
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What Would Brian Boitano Do?
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>>88688768
Wait, the link dosent work anymore. But thats the basic concept.
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I want to text star at 4 am and tell her how much she means to me
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>>88688818
But Janna is waiting for your call
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Like others I too have finally marathoned the series over the past week and a bit, and can finally participate in these generals.

Problem with joining so late is that everything, every nuance, every potential plot point, hole or point of speculation has already been discussed, probably ad nauseum by this time.

Anyway:
Was this scene (where, mid-kiss with Jackie, Marco looks up and beholds the bloodmoon) just in his head? Or did it happen? I guess there's no actual way to tell at this moment, right?

Is Marco at all aware of Star "in that way" at all? I mean, Star herself obviously doesn't fully understand her feelings, but she has been shown to have them. IIRC Marco doesn't grapple with the same thing at all.

I mean, they lay the groundwork pretty well as far as cartoon shipping goes anyway, and it wasn't IMO clunky or clumsy like it has been in innumerable shows I can't even recall; it was just the right amount of hint and allusion and then outright declarations (that truth or dare box thing) that wove a convincing, organic narrative.
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>>88681420
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https://twitter.com/DisneyXD/status/813429191039401985

Eden (star voice) Birthday!
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>>88689043
>that wove a convincing, organic narrative.
Oh, and I'll add that I'm pleasantly surprised that this hole teenage romantic subplot is just that: a subplot which does not detract nor distract overall from the main narrative.

It's somehow refreshing.

Odd that I'm more and more finding myself being more satisfied with animation, nominally for children, than all that bs "adult" targeted drama that is nowadays produced.

Must be the relative simplicity of it, and the vain hope of living, albeit vicariously, back in those halcyon days of my own misspent youth.
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>>88689123
>all that bs "adult" targeted drama that is nowadays produced
Any examples? Cause I've lost all contact with adult animation and instead end up watching stuff like Planet Earth II
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>>88686058
These threads are already pretty autistic. Go for it mate.
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>>88689043
I think the Blood Moon thing "really" happened but was also in his head. Like a magical/telepathic reminder to check on Star brought about through their bond, not him just imagining it on his own. But of course that's speculation and might not ever be explicitly spelled out.

Marco doesn't seem to have romantic feelings for Star or even to be considering them. Arguably he may have had slight feelings toward her in the first season, like how in Blood Moon Ball he seems jealous of her going without him, but they faded away when Star gave no indication of feeling the same way and he took steps forward in interacting with Jackie. Or he was just worried about her; that probably won't get spelled out either. Point is, if he ever had a crush on Star, he doesn't seem to now.

I'm also enjoying the relationship progression/character development. It took a while to get there and I can see how some people didn't like that, but I think early on some people expected too much to happen too fast. If the point of Marco's crush is that he it paralyzes him from acting with Jackie, we didn't need to see a ton of Jackie early on, etc. Also I'm glad Star is crushing on Marco because something about the "ordinary boy feels insecure about his crush on magical princess" that was so common in this fandom before that episode felt kinda gross to me for some reason.
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>>88682287
This desu
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>>88682313
Pls link it. I missed the other thread
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>>88687496
shipping is for retards
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>>88688184
Then I would see about taking Jackie as a mistress. Unless Jackie wants to be married, then I would turn Star down.
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>>88689275
i hope this blood moon thing dont end become a excuse for marco left jakcie like.

heck would be cool if the red moon become a villain something similar to the ''dare'' box from sleepover, a lesson about ''dont force love''
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>>88689837
I don't think that could happen, the whole Blood Moon thing concerning Marco was probably Glossaryck's plot. I mean, who else could be the misterious voice?
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I wasted too much time on this.
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>>88682040
>Little Marco can't stop sweating
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>>88690032
Wht is genderbent SvTFoE so awful?
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>>88689144
You misunderstand: I mean adult "drama" tv in general. Fuck, most shit is so badly written nowadays that I just can't stomach it (with few notable exceptions).

I even have to go to animation "nominally for kids" to get my comedy kicks too.

>>88689275
>Arguably he may have had slight feelings toward her in the first season, like how in Blood Moon Ball he seems jealous of her going without him

Is that the only indication we're given? If in fact it means anything like that at all.


>It took a while to get there and I can see how some people didn't like that, but I think early on some people expected too much to happen too fast.

Tell me, since I've pretty much ignored all threads with this happy looking (until now) blondie as OP pic for pretty much however long it's been discussed here, so I obviously I wasn't around for the episode by episode analysis as the show progressed, but was the whole guidance councillor ep., and the canon citing of the actual phrase "Starco" a direct shot by the writers at the usual fan-autism that springs up around these shows and festers in between seasons and hiatuses?


>Also I'm glad Star is crushing on Marco because something about the "ordinary boy feels insecure about his crush on magical princess" that was so common in this fandom before that episode felt kinda gross to me for some reason.

Any other notable fanwank shit that has been completely blindsided and made irrevocably irrelevant by now?
I know how this shit goes: theories pop up, get a following, and then are pruned and die.
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>>88689992
>I mean, who else could be the misterious voice?
Refresh my memory, what are you talking about?
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>>88690059
That's a lot of words nigga im gonna have to print that out and throw it in the trash before I read them all.
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>>88690098
Sorry, it's late where i am and brevity goes out the window and the fingers start to type on their own at this stage.
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>>88690094
Sorry, I didn't explain myself really well. During the Blood Moon Episode, while Star is in the ball, Marco is on Star's room eating nachos while listening to "LA CALACA FELIZ", then he hears a mysterious voice saying something along the lines of "Blood moon tonight, the moon of lovers" which makes Marco look for Star at the ball. What I am saying is that that voice is Glossaryck's.
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What is Janna supposed to be ethnicity wise?
I can't figure it out.
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>>88690032
>tfw Janna's man chin
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>>88690245
Gypsy
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Please say some nice things about star butterfly
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I've been hanging around these threads for a little bit, but I'm still confused about the whole "Jackie is a mermaid" theory. Is it just because she wore a mermaid-esque dress in BBtBC, or is there more to it?
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>>88690449
Yeah, before I actually watched the series I wandered into one of these threads and saw that spouted here and there. Now I'm confused as I was expecting her to sprout fins on something all 2nd season.
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>>88682040
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i want to teach star the n-word
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>>88690533
But who will Jackie fug when Marco is gone?
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>>88690620
Alfonzo and Ferguson
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>>88690059
He also called Star his "favorite exchange student" and said she was the coolest girl he knew very early in the first season. Could indicate something that could've developed into a crush if things happened differently; might have just been weak writing to establish their friendship. I personally don't see it as a crush but I think there's enough stuff for that interpretation to work.

The Starco mention definitely seemed like a (joking) jab at fans, since I remember seeing that term used before the show even officially began. Some people here hated that and called it "pandering," but I think there's a difference between mocking your fanbase once and literally borrowing dumb fanon things and making them canon in the actual show, and so far Star Vs. has done one but not the other.

I'm having a hard time remembering things offhand but really recently people thought Eclipsa was Moon's mother and Toffee was obviously Eclipsa's son and Moon's half-sister. Then the very next episode proved Eclipsa was several generations before Moon, and while MAYBE Toffee's related to her he'd be Moon's great-something uncle anyway. There was also some early speculation on whether Star's cheek markings were natural or tattoos/makeup, but that was proven definitively super quickly. I'll try to post more disproven stuff if I can remember it.
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>>88690620
BonBon?
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>>88690664
>half-sister
Guess I forgot Toffee's gender for a second there.
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>>88684360
Needs All-the-way-through anal.
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"Hey Marco, it's just me check'en up on my best bud. Uh... drop me a line when you get home, just want to check up on you. If you want to, if not thats uh... thats,*reluctant laugh* that's cool too. Bye!"
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>>88690635
What, both of them at once?
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>>88690620
A black person.
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>>88690751
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>>88690751
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>>88684285
>>88684304

>weird

Stop stealing my otp stuff
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>>88690751
Has there ever been a more pathetic girl in a show
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>>88690449
"Jackie is a mermaid" is one of that autistic theories that people take as true and get very pissed and start to hate the show when reveal to not be true.
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I want to sit very close to Star Butterfly and she isn't bothered by it at all.
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>>88690751
FUCK YOU

DELETE THIS NOW!!!!
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>>88690751
MODS
O
D
S
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>>88690533
Fucker is a chicano, not a mexican.
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>>88690751

I always felt like sve was lacking, that it was missing something that elevated it from mediocracy and made it special, can't believe that something is the heroine getting cucked.
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I want Star to sit in lap while I look at the internet, occasionally petting her.
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>>88690533
>>88691359
Hold on, pretty sure the Donald is just saying he has to go back to Star.
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I want to chain Star to a chair and make her watch as I beat Marco to death with a crowbar. I want to record her begging for me to stop and desperately confessing to Marco that she's sorry and truly loves him so that I may sell the video file later. I want Marco to apologize and admit that he was wrong to accept Jackie's offer to go to the dance since he secretly held feelings for Star ever since the Bloodmoon Ball. I want to watch Star's heart and soul crumble as Marco utters "I'll be the danger kid for you Star...." before dying. I want to proceed to burn his corpse to ashes, denying Star the burial. I want to grab Star's wand and dimensional scissors so that I may dip them inside a teflon lined barrel full of fluoroantimonic acid.
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>Star will never user he wand to transform you into rubbery couch that looks like her and sits directly on your face
>You will never be facesat by Star
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>>88691408
Don't involve Marvo in this you bastard, he deserves better
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would you sniff on a star fart?
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>>88691408
>>88691408
I want to do the same except rather than chain her to a chair give her a nice comfy throne and some popcorn, and maybe her phone so she can record the same thing with a front seat view.
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>>88691437
I think you're over complicating things. Besides, if you're a couch, how can she tease you for getting an erection from her butt mashing into your face.
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>>88691457
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>>88691437
Why do I have to be a couch you fool
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>>88691475
I don't care about the erection.
She can insert her wand into me or or my airhole for all I care.
Just let Star sit on my face.
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>>88691501
Because it's more comfortable than her than sitting on some internet weirdo who happens to be a person.
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>>88691437
What if she tries to sit on your face but her butt was too small and she got angry and embarrassed
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>>88691529
>sitting on some internet weirdo who happens to be a person.
On the internet noone knows im already a chair
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>>88691529
Take it to DA you fucking nimrod
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>>88691557
No DA is shit for fetishes.

>>88691535
Oh then I guess I'll be sad. She could modify me but she'll probably just throw me out or blow me up for fun. Whatever she wants I guess.
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>>88691619
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>>88691619
Transformation is a fetish, as is being turned into furniture. You belong on DA. Go home.

Let us imagine Star's soft rump and girl parts smothering us like normal perverts.
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I think it's time for me to bring the level of Star's cuckness into perspective.

Take a look at this screenshot from the BonBon episode. Do any of you understand just how sad and pathetic it is to call someone that many times?

I don't think you guys do.

I want you to play this video https://youtu.be/aQf7Jt3U5Fs 57 times.

It's fucking repetitive and mindnumbing isn't it? Yet Star pulled it off, she sat through 23 minutes of hearing the dialing tone. HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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>>88691677
>tfw this number is not randomly picked
>tfw this number is important
>tfw 42
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Op here. I dint even watch star vs evil that much or even ship, but I love starting these threads for you guys.
It makes me happy to see yall having fun. Happy boxing day
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>>88691667
I can enjoy her rump just fine but I'm worried about Star. What if I'm not warm enough for her butt?

>>88691677
>57 missed calls
Those weren't all for her.
I get along 20 to 30 missed calls on an almost daily basis. (Mostly all just from spam and marketers)
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>>88691743
i get like 1 a week :(
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>>88691743
Those were all her. This is a cartoon you dumb autist stop putting real world logic into it.
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>>88691741
Oh and because everyone forgot your topic, no, they did not make a Christmas episode.
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>>88691810
yet...
and it will suck balls
thus is the end of this show
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>>88691810
i want to teach star about the magic of christmas
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>>88690058
A lot of gags are based on reversing gender roles so when you reverse the genders its not funny just stereotypical which is boring and disgusting.
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>>88691906
>slapping a girl in the shower on her ass is stereotypical
like ...wat?
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>>88691883
Op here. Abuse is corny
>>88691810
Nah its ok. I just wanted to start another thread
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>>88681837
I'm I the only one who's recently become a fan of Janna/Star? Not even against Starco.
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>>88691883
i want to drive her to the mall so she can do nefarious things with her gyspy friend
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>>88691942
Janna is for Marco's only
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>>88691923
Are you not american?
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>>88691923
You dont remember the old days do you? Slapping girls of the butt is old timey behavior. Watch older shows from 50s and older. A lot of them have it. Most notably james bond movies. It died out in the 60s when women decided to fight for public self agency. The behavior is now frowned upon as demeaning but still well known enough for role reversal to make it funny.
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>>88691996
>>/tumblr/
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>>88690986
Helga?
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>>88691959
But Janna told the turth about not being into Marco. And so did Marco.

Janna can teach Star things, about how to relex and be more confident in herself. They can snuggle in the graveyard together while waiting for Bon Bon.
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>>88691996
>>88691923
Slapping girls butts can still be funny. The joke just shouldn't come from that old timey flirty "Hoy boi what a nice butt!" harassment kind of way.
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>>88692022
Mate not everything is tumblr. Go back to /pol/.
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>>88692161
The cube was already confused.
And she was not important to the plot.
She still lied tho
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>>88692202
They did that in futurama once. The episode where leela was a blurnsball player.
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>>88692202
not posting the gif of frannie getting slapped on the butt
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>>88679927
Schadenfreude. Simple as that.

Though if nothing else, seeing a female lead going through so much torment is incredibly refreshing. Male leads being cucked we've seen time and time again. This is pretty new to us.
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>>88691677
I just would like to know what was she expecting to hear from Marco if he answered.
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>>88692381
That the date is going bad, then they can both ditch and hang out for the rest of the night.
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>>88692391

what?
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>>88692391
>>88692469
The full pic is Ponyhead sucking Marco's dick.
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>You are Marco

>Star, Janna, Jackie.

Fuck, Marry, Kill, go
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>>88691942
No me 2, I like the idea of janna being an under cover rug muncher for some reason.
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>>88692517
Fuck Jackie
Marry Star
Kill Janna
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>>88692517
Kill Jackie
Kill Janna
Marry Star
Fuck Star
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>>88692391
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>>88692517
>Fuck Janna
>Marry Star
>Kill Jackie
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>>88679951
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what if janna used your phone to make bomb threats to local news stations
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>>88682011
I love this... Give me you's and I'll draw it.

Example of tracing skill
<====
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>>88692702
draw
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>>88681420
Subtle joke.
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>>88682000
Then again, that won't be happening, trips.
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>>88692751
When she sees your dick.
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>>88692517
Marry, Fuck, Kill.

/thread
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I want to kiss Star Butterfly
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>>88692512
souce?
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>>88692702
>you
I swear to god u drawniggerfaggot u better not tease me with some gud oc shit and then not deliver.
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>>88692844
Only on the head and platonicly. Hugs not Fugs.
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>>88692824
How could anyone rather fuck Janna over Jackie?
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I want to teach Star Butterfly about the futility of communism
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>>88687220
Ingrid needs a salad!
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>>88693000
She might know stuff
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>>88691408
I want you to seek professional help for that oddly specific torture fantasy that you have.
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>>88693000
Janna would be less boring.
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>>88692702
Here (you) go
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>>88691408
Nice
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>>88693000
She seems freakier.
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>>88692517
Wait why am I marco?
Fuck you don't tell me to be spic boy I'm going to be Star instead.

>Fuck Jackie
>Kill Marco
>Marry Janna
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>>88693362
My niggah
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>>88692702
do it
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>>88693362
>Killing the cutest girl of them all
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>>88687275
Then we will drink the jarco tears!
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>>88686750
>>88689507
Merry day after Christmas

http://pastebin.com/GQaXPiin
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>>88693691
Boxing Day is part of Christmas, dummy
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ahh the (you)s fuel me.

see you guys next thread
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>>88690428
Listen to the jingle jangle of my gypsy tambourine.
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>>88692517
>fuck Jackie
>marry Jackie
>kill Star
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>>88693835
Is this a trick to steal my money?
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MoonToffee is endgame.
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>>88693879
>implying she doesn't already have all your credit info, social security numbers, and 3 copies of your house keys
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what if Marco got all his money from doing weird fetish commissions
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>>88694016
No, Marco is pure
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>>88693985
>social security numbers
>Implying I'm American
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>>88691944
I want to lick Star on her armpits.
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>>88694074
>implying she wouldn't use her gypsy magic to give you one and steel it from U
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>>88694096
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>>88681723
Is that actually a dude in a dress?
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>>88692702
DO EEET
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Has anyone else noticed that the vast majority of the main characters in this show are either women coloured or a combination of the two, cuz I just did? I like it when that stuff isn't in your face and it takes me a while to realize it like in fallout 4.
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>>88690256
TFW Jackie is literally Mako when reversed gendered
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>>88694140
No it's a girl in a dress, the cock is feminine.
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>>88693985
We desperately need all of the main cast in this art style
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>>88694189
There is no such thing as a feminine penis
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Screw all of ya'lls

Pony head x Marco is end game
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>>88694223
My nigga
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>>88692517
>>88692824
>>88693362
>not stealing the wand to become Sorceror King of Earth with a harem of all the above plus anyone else you fancy
I think you all lack ambition.
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>>88694096
How do you not wanna lick her sweaty pits? Are u guys gay or something?
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>>88692517
Fuck pony head
Mary POny head
Kill Janna
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>>88690237
Can we actually match this to him? I'm not necessarily refuting your theory, just that there is little to no indication that it was Glossaryk. You could just as easily say it was Marcos monster arm
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>>88681725
>mash muffs with star at light speed
>tongue box that Mt. Dew flavored Candy Hole
>Destroy star in game of camel toe tug of war
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>>88694297
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>>88694212
Yes there is, just look at hom he's so cuteand feminine of course his cock has to match.
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>>88694297
I will not rest until she smothers me with her armpits after a hard day of fighting monsters.
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>>88680282
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>>88692604
I'm with this fine gentleman of African descent.
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>>88694159
The show is set in Los Angeles.
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>>88694096
>>88694297
>>88694402
Top tier fetish, my friend. Stay beautiful.
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>>88684307
>S P E CI A L F E E L I N G S
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>>88694320
You realize that character is satire of the fear-mongering media trying to convince everyone there is a pedophile hiding in every bush, right?
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>>88686698
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>>88694687
Thats the joke, the person making the accusation of homosexuality is represented by the figure in the photo.
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>>88694789
The comment that began this string has been deleted. I lacked context.
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>>88694297
>Are u guys gay or something

>>88694320
>guilty

>>88694687
>missing the joke

>>88694930
Naw pal
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This is (You)
(You) are a young spic named Marco Diaz, and you've recently acquired a hot babe to be your gf.

She's the one right beside you with the blue streak in her hair, she's not crazy tho ok.

Here's the problem, your ugly, disgusting, flat chested, no booty best-friend Star is getting her clit in a twist over your new gf.

In-fact you see her trotting over right now with her magic dildo fully charged and aimed for your hot-babe!

What do (you) do?!?!
>>
>>88695069
Pop her in the mouth
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>>88695069
Tell her to stop, and promise her that you two will have sex if she does.

"You two" referring to you and Jackie
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>>88694303
Yeah, I know, for all we know it could trully have been the Old Captain on the portrait, in the end is just a theory. The reason I think that Glossaryck is the one pulling the strings, it's because how he, when he is called by the magic council, says that he is teaching acording to what he thinks is the best for her, even though we know he is a good guide for the Queens of Mewny, he does nothing to directly help Star when she is in trouble and leave her to solve her problems on her own, I think that he does this because he knows that Star is the kind of girl who develops better by receiving the trust of the people important to her a responding to this trust. About how does this have anything to do with Starco, well Glossaryck's duty is to guide Star into becoming a Good Queen, well a Queen needs a King (maybe not for governing but he is needed for the royal line to continue), so it is not so far fetched to say that Glossaryck has to consider who will become King, so if he considered Marco worthy of becoming King then he could put Star and Marco in a situation where the will end up together or even if its not Marco, Glossaryck would still interfere so Star wont end up with someone unworthy, like in the Blood Moon Ball with Tom.
>>
>>88695069
I don't do anything
>>
>>88690237
Confirmed by Nefcy to actually be the sailor painting: https://twitter.com/daronnefcy/status/692898526787862529
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>>88695069
I'd rather have true, pure love over a filthy, one night heartbreak.
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>>88695069
Rape
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>>88694785
what is wrong with daron?
>>
>>88695365

We thought Nefcy would be a hackette, but she turned out to be an absolute madwoman.
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>>88695104
You quickly punt your fist into her right eye giving her a puffy swollen lump as a gift.
Doesn't this bitch know you are a black belt?!

You also break her gay vibrator.

As Star is in shock and begins to cry like a whore your hot-babe gf gives you a kiss on the cheek for being so alpha, but just as you get a pec on your cheek someone else pops up behind Star.

And it's none other then Mr.Cuck himself, didn't this faggot curse you like seven times?
Anyway he looks like he's gonna be a whiteknight today and you can see the magical hormones flying off his queer homestuck horns.

What will (You) do??
>>
>>88695566
Marry Star
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>>88695566
Rape them all
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>>88695566
Remind him that he could just fuck Star right here and now and nobody would care, so there's no reason not to do it
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>>88695566
>>88695577
It was meant to be
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>>88695566
Offer her a Popeye's biscuit without a drink
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>>88695660
How dare you
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>>88695566
Put the smack down on that cuck

Maybe he will be so embarrassed, he'll kill himself
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>>88695566
>>88695577
>double dubs
No other option
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>>88695566
Claim Mr. Cuck as your side bitch
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>>88690620

Tom, obviously. They'll both be sympathetic, developed secondary characters thirsty for love people would like to see find someone suitable
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>>88695566
>And it's none other then Mr.Cuck himself, didn't this faggot curse you like seven times?

top fucking kek
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>>88695577
>>88695566
Two chicks to show how alpha you are to Mr. Cuck. Besides calming Star down with a good dicking will work.
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>>88695315
>https://twitter.com/daronnefcy/status/692898526787862529
>He's the captain of the ship
>He's very wise
>Starco was actually used in the show

NEFCY PLAYED US LIKE A FIDDLE.
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>>88695681
This.
It's not gay if it's in a threeway.
and your the one fucking the ass.
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>>88682491
And glossaryck
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>>88695577
>>88695623
>>88695674
Somehow you ended up marrying Star, you bought a fucking tux and brushed your teeth, then you got married to the blonde bitch.

It's not gonna be that bad, you get to keep Jackie as your low-key side-chick and you'll only have to fuck Star like once or twice a year. Not bad for a spic.

But that's not going to work out, since you see from the corner of your eye Janna the hottest slut in the school show-up to the wedding.

She yells out to you that if you marry Star she will tell the whole school you're deepest darkest secret...

Shit you may be hispanic but you have a reputation to uphold.
Is this sexy, slim, pusspuss woman serious or is she bluffing?


What do (you) do, you spic??
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>>88696116
Offer to give her a good dicking for her silence, then rip out her vocal chords with your teeth during sex
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>>88696116
Offer her a Popeye's biscuit with no drink
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>>88696116
Tell her you KNOW HER SECRET and if she don't want anyone to know she needs to bow before you.
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Looks like you've got a bit of a gay problem in this thread...
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Guys, I will condone rape, abduction, mind control, amputation, violation of pretty much every human right on the books, and every fetishistic relationship on this earth...

...but I won't condone a Popeye's biscuit without a drink.
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>>88696173
The Trump/Pence Whitehouse will be the greatest Whitehouse. You know it, I know it, we all know it. Mark my words, MAGA.
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>>88684400
Those digits don't lie
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>>88696116
Reveal that you have turned the tables and stolen her house keys
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Last for Manna
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>>88696294
>Doodle""""""guy""""""

kys
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New thread when?
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>>88696116

SEW HER GYPSY MOUTH SHUT
DUBS COMMAND
>>
It's habbening so hard.
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>>88696320
I'm not him but 'k
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