Christmas Gay Thread

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I want to suck Volstagg's candy cane

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>>88675264
Daily reminder that Comics and Movie Cap is straight

>>88675579
Daily reminder that you can FUCK OFF.

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>>88675579
Daily reminder that I'm going to masturbate to him getting pounded by dudes regardless

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>>88675304

You're in luck.

>>88675685
hot

>>88675685
Volstagg is best boy

I assume you guys would know - what are some comics with a "gay character is too famous to come out"? I love that shit and off the top of my head I can only think of Screamland, Jupiter's circle and Minutemen.

>>88677520
Captain America

>>88677535
Nigga, I'm talking about it as a plot point. Those comics literally had the characters address that they were gay but couldn't come out because it would risk their reputation.

>>88677575
I thought Rising Stars might have had one like that.

>>88675667
Why can't everyone have this attitude?

Fapbait is great and all, but no need to force it as canon.

>>88677520
I think there was a storyline like that in Supurbia. Batman and Robin expies, of course.

>>88675264
Sodam Yat isn't a sodomite, you damn faggot.

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>>88675579
Of course, no one denies that. Homosex Cap is for fanart, not canon.

>>88679193
It's a Sodom and Gomorrah joke, you mong.

>>88675579
Daily reminder that only true faggots believe cap is straight

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>>88675579
Whatever you say, anon

>>88680712
Truly the gayest

>>88679239
>wrong arm

But still want to get the sauce for that.

>>88680778
Mods get rid of this

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>>88675264

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>>88675264
>being gay
get keked

>>88680872
faggot detected

>>88675667
>>88679239
>>88680708
>>88680850
Mods get rid of these

Cap and bucky are straight

>>88681428
Nice try

>>88681428
cap and bucky love each other
sometimes people who love each other have sex
you can't dispute these facts,which are the only ones that matter

>>88678844
I rather read about those two than Iceman being gay with some literal who like Northstar's boyfriend.

>>88681492
If Cap is gay it's not with Bucky.

Talk about the blandest character to pair Steve with.

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This thread needs more dick

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Midnighter and Apollo should hook up with Catman y/y?

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>>88675493
Pffft, Hal would totally be into tons of super tacky Christmas decorations!

>>88681492
Cap and bucky will never be gay

>>88683935
Of course not, both have been shown to be attracted to ladies. Lucky for us, bisexuality is a thing.

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>>88682594

I'm still disappointed we didn't see Apollo hooking up with Mikaal while he wasn't with Midnighter.

>>88684153
Bisex is just a phase they will never be bisexual either

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>>88683865
I can see it

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Takashi Shirogane is for ____

>>88675667
My homo nigga.

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>>88684468
He probably even has an ugly Christmas sweater to wear for the Christmas dinner at his brother's.

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>>88683865
Is it gay if one of the characters isn't a human though. Especially if they aren't exactly identical to a human of the same sex in every way that counts. Or does that make their human xenosexual

>>88686280
Well technically in that first pic neither is human, Godfrey is a New God

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>>88686280

I'd say it depends on how closely the xeno resembles a human. If it has a dick, looks male, and for all means and purposes acts male? Yeah, I'd say it's gay.

Xenos and robots are the two instances where I'd consider the use of "pansexual" valid.

>>88685523
Keith

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> expect tumblr to be all over this
> finally, I'll like something that's not rare as fuck
> nope, it's only a couple of people and none of the designs are as cool as that anon doing the pirate demigod cinematic

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>>88686280
If the alien has a dick and no vagina, it counts as gay for the purposes of these threads.

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>>88681568
What do you expect from MCU drones.

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>>88675264

>>88675579
>Comics and Movie Cap is straight
It'll soon change at the rate Marvel is going.

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Man, I can't tell anymore if you people are this dumb picking fights or if it's all trolls.

>>88684319
>you could only be gay and straight, there's no third option.

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>>88688318
I would be in favor of all male characters having skimpy uniforms.

>>88687701
Crisis of Infinite Homos

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>>88675264
>Sodam Yat is now gay

>>88690668
See >>88679373

>>88690668
>The joke
>your head

>>88690340
i'd crawl with him into the night

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Robbutts are the best butts.

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Does Overwatch count as comics now?

>>88675304
Fandral is a qt in the movies

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>>88691753

I think the concensus is "yes, but let's not take over the thread with /v/ stuff".

That being said, I'm crossing my fingers for Roadhog/Junkrat.

>>88691434
But can you fuck it?

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>>88692914

Half the fun is trying.

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>>88686505
Dead wrong, friendo.

>>88687947
Actually yes
It borderlines mental illness

>>88680757
I wish I fucking had the source.

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>all this rage against the best ship

Stucky truly won.

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>>88681568
>blandest
You mean hottest?

>>88694120
It'll be canon in the next two decades for sure. too bad we'll have to wait for it though :/

>>88694120
>>88695022
mods get rid of these

>>88695094
lol you're so weak

>>88695022
POST MOAR

>>88675264
Sodam Yat is gay?
WAIT GAMORA AINT GAY I mean she's banged several dudes.

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>>88692110
Cool.

>>88699090
You… you actually wrote both their names in your post and you still failed to get the reference? Ouch.

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>>88697661

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>>88693784
>not enjoying ot3's

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> that feel when your ship is confirmed canon just as the author decides to drop the project

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>>88699090
>The joke
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>Your head

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>>88693837

>>88702843
I forgot which cartoon is it. Is it from Courage the cowardly dog?

>>88704126
it's from the webcomic Helvetica

>>88704086
Dude it's just a joke.

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>>88704126

Yeah, Helvetica. It's technically not cancelled but the artist obviously doesn't give a fuck about it anymore.

>>88675579
Then I wish Chris Evans would look at a female co-star, or any female, the way he looks at Sebastian Stan. And vice versa. It really makes me think.

>>88686835
I keep seeing that fucking crab humanized on my dash, you just need to follow more dirty crab fuckers, anon.

>>88675264
> Dat Gamora

> Gamora will never peg you.

>>88706191
... I'm talking about the ship, anon. I KNOW people want to fuck the crab.

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Belated holiday cheer.

>>88706929
Well he hasn't always been this glam.

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>>88675264

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Why is Bruce/Jason the best Batman/Robin ship /co/?

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>>88695022
Not after Stan got fat

But really Bucky is bland as fuck

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>>88711872
The Daddy Issues element.

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>>88711872
>>88711939

>>88705248
Sebastian Stan is more gay for RDJ and Mackie than he is for Evans he even said he would switch to team Iron Man if he could and always saying how cool Iron Man is.

Evans I haven't seen being gay for Sebs either, I mean they play along with the Stucky shit but when asked who they would pair up their characters they both always mention Black Widow.

Evans I've only seen be gay for RDJ, Hiddleston (he caressed him at a con and let Hiddleston hug him from behind) and Pratt (he's BFFs with his wife Ana Faris and has gotten really touchy feely with him).

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>>88711907
All the fat Bucky stuff that started coming out during Winter Soldier amused the fuck out of me.

>>88712028
He was gay for Hemsworth too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5jDjUSs5jw

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>>88675579
If you have to post Cap being straight, at least don't post him with worst girl.

Is there any Cap/Zemo? I hope with the recent HydraCap reveals and them suddenly being BFFs sparks an interest in this pairing because it seems like only a few anons in /co/ like it.

>>88711907
I think I have that same folding table and I know I have that same gray Sony TV remote.

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>>88713004

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>>88713023

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Can anyone translate?

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>>88713492
???

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>>88714304
Why does he have mayonnaise on his face?

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>>88714368
Superheroes are notoriously messy eaters.

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>>88675264
the only dickship I like

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What are some cute canon couples?

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>>88716575
Midnighter and Apollo are best and no other gays even come close.

>>88716703
I still miss the Fabio hair.

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>>88716720
I'm digging the short 'do for now but hope that he eventually grows it out.
Midnighter can stay the fuck away from his old hair, though.

>>88711907
He lost his roid weight anon

>>88712028
Yeah but who gives a fuck about actor ships

>>88717373
Yeah but we can still make fun of him for it til the end of time.

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>>88714874
That they are.

>>88718528
Aw, it doesn't look like those chains restrict his breathing at all.

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>>88675579
I know that. Comics Cap is super straight but I think Chris Evans just gives off a vibe. Or maybe that's just my homo-ness making me delusional.

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We're slow, post a pic you've never posted in this thread before.

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>>88726099

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>>88726121

>>88702843
Fuck, I was hoping we'd find out what was up with the glowy eyes motherfucker

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>>88726308

The last update was in january, so almost a year.

I really wish artists would just release a summary or some shit when they drop a project, like the gals from Teahouse.

The only other webcomic I follow is MyStereoBot, but that turned into polyamory bullshit a long time ago.

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Don't forget to go out and buy Love is Love today.

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>>88689466

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>>88691753
Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!

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>>88714304
>>88714368
>>88714368
He just ate a huge baguette

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>>88721284
It's probably those fab abs