/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

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Merry Christmas and what is she, /swco/?

Shippers and waifufags should be shot and left in a ditch to die.

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>>88664518
Fight me fag

>>88664534
>posts from tumblr
>is a shipper
You are litterally the thing that is killing not just these threads, but 4chan.

>>88664559
How fucking new are you?

>>88664506
A buttslut that even rivals Ezra.

Also (op) Santa Rex is a cute. A CUTE!

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>>88664586
>You will never get a brand new blaster for Life Day

What Star Wars presents did you get /swco/?

>>88664571
Older than some cock sucking faggot like you.

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>>88664612
>Or a Togruta Padawan either.

Why even live?

>>88664642
I should/will be getting a copy of the Ahsoka novel, but it'll have to wait until next week. The winter weather is preventing me from being with my family for Christmas, but I'll visit them next weekend.

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So I just watched Rogue 1 with my old man and man, was that movie a hundred times better than Force Awakens. Don't know why, but even with the blatant fanservice scenes (which I loathed in TFA), it just seemed to be a much better movie on its own. Genuinely liked the characters, Jyn didn't seem like a Mary Sue which I feared after Rey, and a lot of it just seemed more interesting. Probably a bit of bias from being a prequel which just has a great deal of interest for me compared to post VI. At least the movie didn't end with a romance, or anyone surviving as they were the suicide squad.

The only cons I could think of while watching it was
-Final battle took a bit too long, often rotating around characters twice before they actually do something that made the plot excel.
-Mad's character. which was pretty much the standard "reluctant scientist dad dies in offspring's arms" kind of character. I would've preferred it if Cassian had shot him, even if it was non-lethal, just to add to the characterization of the latter.
-Tarkin's CG wasn't too good, felt like something out of an EA Games cutscene.

>>88664737
>>At least the movie didn't end with a romance,
They were eye-fucking each other at the elevator after they transmitted the plans

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>>88664518
this

>>88664761
Well either way at LEAST they didn't kiss.

I could deal with Pacific Rim-tier hugs and eye-fucking.

>>88664737
>Tarkin's CG wasn't too good, felt like something out of an EA Games cutscene.
>fanatics will defend it, saying that it adds to his sense of menace

Hrrrg.

>>88664693
Because chances are that padawan and my manly urges would result in expulsion from the Jedi Order, unless there is an underground history of sexual abuse of juniors ala the Catholic Church.

This point aside, there is always the next generation of VR with tactile feedback to look forward to.

>>88664693
Because Padawans are not for sexual!

Yes, you heard that Aayla and Shaak Ti!

>>88664737
I didn't think Tarkin's CG was too bad, just the way his mouth moved. It was pretty janky in that first scene when he was introduced but I thought it was a lot better later on

>>88664846
maybe I was just too used to CG. Didn't mind it too much, it probably wasn't noticeable for the other audiences. As for the mouth, that's the tell mostly. Like it moved smoother, 40fps on him vs 29fps on everyone else, something like that.

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Is this my Christmas present, master?

>Sheev Palpitine (Danny Devito) is a galactic chancellor leading an idyllic, peaceful life on Courcucant

>Sheev also happens to be the star of the most popular live show in holovision history. The only problem is, he doesn't know it! In fact, the entire planet of Courcucant is a complete fabrication; a massive set surrounded by a protective dome that produces the most sophisticated effects and imagery to mimic the sky, weather, and temperature of the real world. Set just off of what appears to be the core systens, the dome is run by a massive staff hidden just beyond its barriers and managed by the artistically eccentric Director, Jar Jar Binks (Ed Harris). Jar Jar has filmed Sheev since just before his birth and sees the project as a ray of hope; a way to truthfully portray a person's life nonstop while maintaining their innocence.

>>88664905
delet

>>88664980
Fuck off.

>>88664819
I can't even imagine anyone actually saying that, there's no reasoning that needs to be applied in the first place.

>>88664980
If you're gonna do that, then you gotta make a new Holiday Special.

Its Always Hot on Mustafar: Starring Darth Vader, Sheev Palpatine, and Special Guest Starring: Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness as Ben Kenobi as Obi-Wan Kenobi and Gary the Dog

>>88664737
I thought Tarkin and Fisher CG was fine. People really complain too much about pointless things. The movies constant jumping in the beginning was more of a problem. I understand the justification of it but it should've been a little more grounded.

I'm more upset a lot of critics have slammed the movie for things they praised in TFA. but then again, a lot of them hated ESB when it was released. Prehaps after all the episodes and spinoffs are finished people will be kinder.

>>88664845
I like to think that padawans are for sexual, and that is part of why Shaak'Ti is on the Jedi Council; she climbed her way on the sweaty backs and chests of shotas/horny teenagers.

>>88664846
I think the issue with Tarkin in the movie is that we go in knowing Cushings is dead. So seeing any real kind of likeness is off putting in a deep way. As time goes on we get used to it, which is why theres so many comments that go "but it got better as the movie went on". I was much the same. Tarkins first appearance in the movie made him look, to me, a little rubbery, and his voice was just not right. But by the end the voice and the modle were much better.

Now while the VA may have gotten more comfortable in the role, the modle didnt change between start and finish. So I'd say its all to do with our brains getting used to the sight of a dead man.

>>88665074
>Prehaps after all the episodes and spinoffs are finished people will be kinder.

By that time it'll be too late. Opinion will be cemented in the public eye and turning away from it will make you look like a controversial contrarian in the minority trying to go against the grain because it's no longer cool to like TFA but hate RO

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>>88664518
>Not enjoying waifus
Are you crazy, anon?

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>>88665086
>"Is something the matter Padawan? You seem distracted."

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>>88664845
>Padawans are not for sexual!
Delete this

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>>88665150
Apparently so.....

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>>88665169
I still have that story.

Daily reminder that Ezra is a buttslut

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>>88665195

>>88664828
https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DjghqSxs-bDY&ved=0ahUKEwjgtNyl4I_RAhXh7IMKHQbZACEQFggiMAM&usg=AFQjCNH8QQlktiZRbJk98rtdy9sBi1tSOg
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/gv8ifh/chappelle-s-show-jedi-sex-scandal---uncensored

>>88665134
It's never too late. For the longest time, ESB was mixed until the SE release when everyone declared it was the best Star Wars. AOTC was in a similar position of being praised for being better than TPM before people turned on it.

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>>88664980
>sheev played by Danny Devito

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>>88665195
Daily Reminder this is your Based Mandalore.

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>>88665367

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>>88665413

>>88665189
Post it.

Just had a thought. I can imagine the aesthetic for buildings in the Old Republic era would be similar to the wild west. I know that sounds weird but imagine this: in a time before you had advanced technology to mine durasteel or when ships big enough to carry building materials were extremely rare and expensive I can imagine people went to planets and made settlements out of wood or built places out it caves. I imagine most planet settlements looked like towns in a western and only really important buildings like the Old Republic Senate building or the main Jedi temple looked like the castle on Takodana. Then Jedi temples on other planets were probably caves and catacombs similar to the Lothal temple (and to sort of parallel early Christians in Rome sharing bibles in underground catacombs and whatnot).

They could even parallel the Roman Empire and have the Old Republic spread because the government is spreading around huge capital ships to planets to build them proper cities out of mined materials.

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>>88665427

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>>88665394
I remember how I hated her design at first. Then I discovered how she was raised in an Imperial controlled Mandalore and had to attend the Imperial Academy there.

All that repressed creativity and art had to come out when she escaped.

>>88665455
Let me create a pastebin for it

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>>88665468

>>88665455
>>88665492
http://pastebin.com/watTEpYB

>>88665492
Honestly I like Sabine, I know she doesn't get to do much which stifles a lot of her development at times and that most people just see her as "the artsy girl with crazy hair colors, how original!", but I think its rather unique for a Star Wars character honestly, at least a major one in canon.

I mean the Clones themselves also did it, originally us believing and maybe even some of them themselves that they weer Mandalorians, they loved decorating their armor when they got the chance and giving them distinct personalities. Mostly because they were all Clones and needed a way to distinguish themselves, but it fits well with Sabine.

She was raised in a Mandalorian culture where as you said, all that was stifled, you're just another faceless grunt/pilot in the Empire, you're nothing beyond that, and Mandalorian culture has that a lot with their Armor, especially Death Watch, you're expendable for the cause, here is your armor, you are nothing but this.

Its actually really nice.

>>88665492
Kinda neat that they bothered with all that shit on the inside of her helmet.

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>>88665494

>>88665539
Because of this website's contrarianism as soon as someone sees a girl with colored hair it rises the urge to scream "tumblr" and dismiss everything they say or do. even though tumblr is mostly porn

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>>88665549

The buttslut fag is probably the most autistic person on this board.

>>88665571
I can't argue that sadly.

My only real problem with Sabine is her armor, and not the coloring, which I think the shading and contrast works rather well with the gray/tan undergarments and the hair color which is meant to make it all pop more aesthetically, unlike Boba's which is just variants of green, tan, and yellow, and the shades of green always bothered me as a collective.

But my problem with her armor is that it very clearly doesn't fit her. Like she's had the armor since she was a pre-teen and escaped from the Empire and went on the run towards the Black Sun and eventually the Rebellion. So the whole thing makes it look more like paper mache, than it does an actual well fitting armor. Which I hope if and likely when she does become Mandalore, they give her a proper set of armor more reminiscent of Death Watch for instance.

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>>88665600
Are you sure about that?

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>>88665574

>>88665600
No amount of autism can ever match the incredible autism of Mandofags.

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>>88665394
Death to the false Mandalore! Death to the traitor in pink!

>>88665614
100%

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>>88665539
>you're nothing beyond that, and Mandalorian culture has that a lot with their Armor, especially Death Watch, you're expendable for the cause

Not entirely. Ranked members probably were able to stylize their armor. Bo-Katan got a pass because she was on a somewhat similar position with Vizsla in the Mandalorian social hierarchy.

Pic somewhat related. He definitely wasn't one of the average grunts.

>>88665627
I'm still amazed this and many others exist. Its just ridiculous, especially the Mickey Mouse ones, even though it was George Lucas that stated Jango and Boba weren't Mandalorians.

>>88665600
Him, 'what is she', and SS fag. They literally come here 20 times a day to go 'HEY GUYS I JUST POSTED IT AGAIN! ARENT I JUST THE WACKIEST POSTER IN THIS THREAD! SEE YOU GUYS IN 20 MINUTES WHEN I POST IT AGAIN. YOURE WELCOME FOR MY EXTREMELY THOUGHT PROVOKING AND HIGH QUALITY POSTS. IF IT WERENT FOR ME I DONT KNOW WHAT THESE THREADS WOULD BE MAN YOU GUYS ARE REALLY BLESSED TO HAVE A POSTER LIKE ME IN HERE.'

>>88665642
Fair enough, but I don't imagine Sabine was exactly there yet in a culture that as you said, the high ranking members were very creative in some of the stuff they've done.

I always felt the creativity and art gave more personality to the Mandalorians than just warriors or faceless warriors, which is appreciative.

Merry Christmas, /swco/
What are your plans for today?

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>>88665608
I heard an argument from Tumblr that she was designed that way. Over the course of the seasons, she starts to war more armor (Season 2 has her wear sleeves and season 3 has her with an utility belt that covers her midsection).

https://sildae.tumblr.com/post/154821691004/sabine-her-mandalorian-heritage

>>88665492
Is Sabine supposed to have a human skintone or yellow/orange?

>>88665717
She's sort of a tanned yellow

>>88665717
Human, she's designed to look Indian.

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>>88665717
Yellow.

>>88665667
Who is the autist? The autist who posts here or the autist complaying about the other autist posting?

>>88665700
It does seem that way, which I like. Its some nice progression that actually flows to show she is becoming more typical Mandalorian as it goes on.

Hopefully said argument/theory does hold true and we get to see her straight up in armor leading the Mandalorians, or hell still with the Ghost Crew as they continue their stuff.
>>88665717
I always assumed she was more of like a tanned asian, sort of like a Mongolian due to the desert.

>>88665600
>The buttslut fag is probably the most autistic person on this board.

The Rig Nema fag is probably the most autistic person on this board.

Fixed that for ya.

what's the name of the galaxy far, far away

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>>88665808
what is she swco

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>>88665717

>>88665763
The autist who literally posts the same exact thing over and over again every single day for nearly a year. How is it autistic to complain about this once compared to that? Do you want me to post some dumb shit like "OOPSIE OBIWAN WENT POOPSIE" every 30 minutes for the next 6 months? Because that's basically what buttslut/SS/'what is she' does.

>>88665851
buttslut's only been here for like two weeks

>>88665394
Mandalore the Gay.

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>>88665678
>Fair enough, but I don't imagine Sabine was exactly there yet in a culture that as you said, the high ranking members were very creative in some of the stuff they've done.
True enough. Though without Imperial occupation, she probably would've gotten there since she's possibly the heir to a Clan head, which were probably the types who had more style/personalized paint schemes.

>I always felt the creativity and art gave more personality to the Mandalorians than just warriors or faceless warriors, which is appreciative.
Yeah. Though I do appreciate that they've made Mandalorians as a whole a more uniformed, military like culture compared to how they were portrayed in the EU. And compared to the Clones as far as armor presentation went.

Pic related is also a neat thing to think about in regards to Mandos too.

>>88665834
Doesn't have one. There is the occasional reference to Earth however in some stuff being in a galaxy nearby or in the Outer Rim for instance if I recall.

>>88665863
Yeah but he'll be posting it 5 times a thread until Episode 8 is out just like SS fag and 'what is she'.

>>88665887
>Earth however in some stuff being in a galaxy nearby
>It was the Andromeda Galaxy all along
what a twist

>>88665700
>and season 3 has her with an utility belt that covers her midsection

She's had the utility belt and the bracers since Season 1. She just didn't wear them all the time.

Season 3's additions are the grieves and the Jetpack she stole from Saxon's men.

>>88665900
ezra is a buttslut

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>>88665843
K-2SO is cute.

C U T E
U
T
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>>88665843
Ok, ok, just don't throw me!

>>88665871
That actually is an interesting read and gives a little more credence to my annoyance with Boba's armor colors.

I do agree with you that I like them being far more uniformed by Satine's time than they were in the EU. In the EU they honestly felt like a bunch of savages that just never really got together even with a Mandalore (outside of some instances when Boba was Mandalore). They always felt, sort of like Saw's Rebel Faction honestly. They were just sort of extremists that did their own thing and weren't ever really uniformed.

I do hope the houses and their distinctions are touched upon more going forward, even if its in a comic or some brief mentions here and there. I feel as though people have taken the Boba/Jango stuff from Lucas and the Mandalorians in TCW and Rebels way too hard honestly. I think they're a good representation of old vs. new and finally making them their own unique thing that fits with the universe.

>>88665763
I understood that reference

>>88665851
>OOPSIE OBIWAN WENT POOPSIE
This is now a thing

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>>88665975
Well done, anon.

MISSION FAILED
ROSH PENIN HAS DIED

http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2016/12/rumor-boba-fett-movie-may-possibly-resume-development.html

My issue with Rebels is that it's just the empire the empire the empire. The OT wasn't like that, they trained with Yoda, messed around with slug gangsters etc. while TWC sure as hell wasn't like that, sometimes going full Star Trek in their exploration of the galaxy.

>>88666035
But that was my plan all along nigga

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>>88666035

>>88666040
They better include some of the ideas from the unfinished boba fett arc.
I want to see a live action cad bane and all the other bounty hunters.

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>>88665729
Indian my ass

>>88666035
Literally who?

How's Carrie doing by the way?

>>88666081
Cad bane was just a stand-in since Boba was a little shit and IG-88 wasn't even the glint in the death star's eye yet.

Jingle bells
Sidious smells
Vader laid an egg
The Death Star didn't go far
And the rebels got away!

>>88666085
She looks Mexican, imo

Her nose doesn't look very Asian

>>88666152
Kanan's already mexican.

>>88665900
Buttslut is Ezra.

>>88665650
No, George was just confused :)

>>88666167
Nah, he's Spanish
Sabine is Mexican with all those native genes up in there

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>>88666128
BANE?!?!?

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>>88666113
>he never played Jedi Academy

>>88666200
I forgot that faggots name.

>>88666113
No updates on her condition. IMO doesn't bode well.

>>88666307
Someone just needs to put some coke into her respirator
She'll perk right up

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>>88666325
I wish more people knew how fucking dangerous it is to rapidly lose weight. Do it slow or not at all, you're seriously going to die.

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>>88666325
They say coke can do terrible things to a mind. It can wipe away your memories and destroy your very identity.

There's still no live action scenes of B-wings in combat.

>>88666189
I'm so tired of this meme. Not even ISHYGDDT was this forced or long. Not even trollface lasted this long.

>>88666386
Only villains are allowed the cross motif because christianity is fucking evil in SW since TFA

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>>88666113
I hope she'll be okay. The least thing this already shitty years needs is another celebrity death.

>>88666391
Hatred for a meme only makes it stronger, you should know this

>>88666391
Someone get this hothead out of here!

>>88666391
It's pretty funny when applied right, but when it is brought up for no reason like here, simply due to a character having a similar name, I agree, it can be quite annoying.

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>>88666391

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>>88666454
>>88666484
>>88666497
>>88666533

Well, well well. It seems as though you have once again, despite your best efforts, become a pawn in one of my rather elaborate ruses, and it seems as though the end result of said ruse has left your state being of a lesser quality than before you had dealt the card hidden up my sleeve while being none the wiser. And yes, while it is true that you will eventually recover from this recent turn of events, it remains unclear whether your social status on this website will remain at its current level, or if it will take a turn for the worse. After all is said is done, at the end of the day, you will have to accept the fact that you just got the short end of the deal. I hold no remorse or regret for I am and always shall be a master ruseman.

>>88666085
Pablo's already said she was designed to look Asian.

>>88666629
When British people say "Asian", they mean Indian
Everyone East of Turkey is Asian to them

Get for carrie

>>88666664
>Pablo
>British
u wot m8

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>>88666626
Oh boy, I bet you are so proud of that post you just made. I bet you googled yourself silly finding articles that supported your point and double checked to make sure there were no holes in your argument. It was all for nothing. Little did you know I am completely detached from these proceedings. I am 8 layers of irony deep and this whole thing is funny to me on a level you could never comprehend. I am untouchable in this battle, I am never wrong because I hold no actual opinions. I am an imp, a trickster spirit haunting the wires, I do not seek understanding, I seek only to confound and bamboozle. Don't you feel foolish for challenging me to an argument now that my true nature has been revealed?

Please reply.

>>88666664
Since when is Canada Britain?

>>88666664
I meant he did confirm that she's Indian/Asian
but he's not British

>>88666669
So close anon

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>>88666677
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

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>>88666677
>>88666742


When's the next Star wars movie? How long are the meme posters going to be here?

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>>88666152
>Her nose doesn't look very Asian
Compared to the asian chicks in >>88666085's image, it does to me.

>>88666185
>Nah, he's Spanish

Kanan's hispanic, not white.


>>88666152
>>88666185
>Sabine is Mexican

The sculpt of her black series figure implies asian, if the yellow skin and coin-slot eyes of her cartoon counterpart didn't enough.

>>88666770
51 weeks from now.

>>88666742
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

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>>88666770

>>88666770
The meme posters are always here

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Are Hoth and Bespin in the same star system? The Falcon's hyperdrive wasn't working, but it still got from one to another fairly quickly (in the matter of days or weeks, months at most). But actually travelling to another system would man going lightyears, with only sublight engines it would probably take decades, if not centuries, and that's even ignoring relativity and stuff.

>>88666742
>>88666827
A dank copypasta that I made a ways back is posted, only to be replied to with the copypasta I copied it off of when I whipped it up!
Truly a Decemberween miracle

>>88667007
It's Star Wars
They don't need to explain shit

>>88667007
Yeah they're both in the Anoat sector.

Ahsoka got run over by a reindeer and Sheev's gonna sue!

>>88667052
Anon, do you know the difference between a sector and a system?

>>88667052
That's still a hundred + year trip

Stars are really really far apart

>>88667007
Also star wars ships can likely travel way faster than irl ships. Otherwise how would anyone have found out hyperspace coordinates in the first place. It probably takes around a week to go to a sector next to the one you're already in. Probably would take something like 2 years to go from core to Outer Rim. Traveling within a solar system (like from Hoth to Bespin) would probably take around 30 minutes.

>>88667007
Not star system, but same sector.

Obviously sublight engines in Star Wars can go much much faster than ours. We know relativity is non-existent and instead there's galactic simultaneity.

>>88667140
So you're saying that light speed is much faster in the Star Wars galaxy than ours?

Because light speed is somewhat of a boundary

And if you start to go an appreciable percentage of light speed, you start getting all kinds of temporal affects
Relativity is a bitch

>>88667007
>>88667162
>galactic simultaneity
A space wizard did it.

>>88667173
The only explanation they're ever likely to give is 'the Force'

>>88667091
Might as well be the same thing. A sector is like a small state with each solar system being a city. Likely with very similar to irl travel times. Star Wars isn't supposed to be like Star Trek. Ships in star wars probably have some dumb shit like hyperdemintional capacitorial flabrigators to help them travel faster than possible irl.

>>88667140
>>88667162
Obviously their ships are much faster than ours, but even then, if relativity doesn't exist and they could travel 0.99 of the speed of light, it would still take several years to get to another system. It seems like nothing to us, but the speed of light is actually really slow on a galactic scale.

Going over the speed of light would mean using a hyperdrive, which they obviously couldn't at the time.

>>88667173
It's almost like Star Wars isn't real not does it try to play by real world rules because George Lucas is a movie maker not a astrophysicist or something.

What's the most messed up thing to happen in the new canon? And the old EU?

>>88665843
I wonder if that model's a match for a B2?

>>88667274
Yeah that's fair
But it's also fair to criticize it for lack of scientific whatever if that's what people are talking about

>>88667238
Or maybe it's like irl where planets are cities and traveling to a city on the other side of the galaxy without a hyperdrive is like driving across the world irl and would take like 5 months where travelling to a city next to you with no hyperdrive is like driving to a city next to you and would take an hour.

>>88667173
This is a series with talking frogs and dogs. Are you really asking about fucking physics and relativity in this bitch?

>>88667289
For me the destruction of Jedha and in the EU the Vong fucking up Courscant

>>88667289
It's probably not the most fucked up, but Kanan getting his eyeballs burned out of their sockets was pretty brutal

Ezra mindfucking that imperial into killing his own comrades also

Death of SS

>>88667238
Well according to the wook the Millenium Falcon travels at 3,000 G in realspace

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/G_(unit)

And Han says that the Falcon can go ".5 past lightspeed" in ANH

>>88667289
>new canon
Personally, it's Luke and Vader meeting before Empire

>old canon
Take your pick. The Lu(*)kes, the million clones of the Emperor, the million illegitimate children of the Emperor, the fucking Vong

>>88667289
The Decraniated

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Best ship.

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Why does she look as if she was ported straight out of a ps2 game?

>>88667410
Those are in the background of Rogue One, right? What are they?

>>88667423
>Jak 2 cut content

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>>88664737
>Jyn didn't seem like a Mary Sue which I feared after Rey

If anything Jyn was the mary sue but ok anon

>>88667410
>>88667441
Link to that Visual Guide page?

Also, was there any "Accusing Finger" or "Winning Smile"s in this guide?

>>88666629
>>88666712
All thumbs are fingers, not all fingers are thumbs
Asian generally means chinese/korean/japanese and other chinks.

>>88667441
People who suffered grave injuries from bombings etc. and were lobotomized by a certain rogue surgeon becoming nothing more than mindless automatons. They serve tea at a cafe and are horrifying to look at.

>>88667461
>dies

Mary Sues don't die.

>>88667461
Not this again
Jyn was hardly a Mary Sue
She wasn't special
No one loved her immediately
She needed saving
And she fucking died

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>>88667441
>>88667480
http://imgur.com/a/8MIqz
One thing that bothered me - is this doctor Evazan?

>>88667491
Thumbs aren't fingers, and technically neither are pinkies.

>>88667529
Like a creepier version of Lobot

>>88667534
Well, digits then. You can chalk it up to language difference. Thumb is literally "big finger" in mine

>>88667534
Yeah they are.
Finger are just another word for "phalanges" and they're all phalanges

>>88667423
probably because shes going to appear briefly and in motion at best

>>88667529
I think it's implied, yes. Roofoo was the original name for Evazan in one of the radio dramas.

>>88667480
>chav tea
Freshly brewed too

>>88667289
It's not exactly the answer to the question you asked, but what I hate about both canons is what I call the "Small Galaxy Syndrome". The same characters keep running into the same characters all the time. Lando stole a ship which turned out to be Sheev's of all people, and the bounty hunter sent to stop him turned out to be his old friend of all people. Half of all the stories takes place on Tatooine, despite it being supposed to be a forgotten shithole with zero importance. Aurra Sing in Legends goes on a mission that involves visiting four planets, which all just happen to be the Endor, Hoth, Bespin and Tatooine. That one moment in an X-wing novel where the guy escaping a chase crashed into the window of the room other guys from his party were staying in. Of all the fucking trillion windows on the planet!

>>88667597
>phalanges

Not him, but I don't think you actually know what that word means.

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>>88664518
This

http://kimbachan.tumblr.com/post/154828306587/one-hour-episode-saw-has-a-holo-pic-of-steela

>>88667621
It's overused to say but it literally is the Force guiding people to a certain destinys. Especially getting rid of the Sith in the OT Lost Stars implies the Force willed Thane and Ciena to be together

>>88667502
>>88667510
>She wasn't special
>No one loved her immediately

You're a wanted terrorist but we're hinging the entire rebellion on the fact that this guy who doesn't like anyone likes you. And everyone is willing to follow you to their death including all these soldiers who have never met you but feel more loyalty to you than their commanding officers.

>She needed saving

No she didn't. When they tried she fucked them all up.

All this on top of the fact that she completely lacked and semblance of character. I'm not saying she IS a mary sue. I'm just saying it's stupid to call Rey one for little things when so much doesn't apply and then ignore the little things about Jyn when she arguably has more.

>>88667529
It is. Roofoo is an alias

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>>88664518

>>88664518
Better waifufags than PT apologists desu

>>88667710
>And everyone is willing to follow you to their death including all these soldiers who have never met you but feel more loyalty to you than their commanding officers.
>everyone
They rejected her proposition at the council

>didn't need saving
Are you forgetting her fight with Krennic?

>>88667710
>You're a wanted terrorist but we're hinging the entire rebellion on the fact that this guy who doesn't like anyone likes you. And everyone is willing to follow you to their death including all these soldiers who have never met you but feel more loyalty to you than their commanding officers.

You mean they hinged their entire plan on the guy they were trying to get at was the one who took care of her for a portion of her life? Yeah, that's so out of left field. Or that they hinged on her because her father was the creator of the Kyber System in the Death Star? Whoooa.

Rey ends up using stuff she seemingly has no knowledge about, does no wrong whatsoever, and knows how to basically do everything.

Jyn had a backstory and a reasoning for why she could do stuff and reasons for why the Rebellion wanted to use her.

Again, she dies, she's not a Mary Sue compared to Rey who manages to use a lightsaber for the very first time and beat someone who trained under both Luke fucking Skywalker and Snoke.

If Rey isn't a mary sue, then lord knows Jyn isn't one.

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This will have to do for this version of the Visual Guide
It's no Accusing Finger, but it'll do

Why do people bitch about Anakin in AOTC and ROTS when Luke is bitching to Yoda and R2 the entire movie of ESB? Even after he figures out he's Yoda, he's griping the entire time during the training. It's no surprise Yoda was being a complete ass to him.

>>88667710
Yes because they wanted to believe in her idea to actually help. Not hard, happens all the time.

>>88667788
Why do they do this
>>88667791
Because George instructed Hayden to play Anakin very unnaturally and it sticks out

>>88667791
Because people are blinded by nostalgia and their idealized version of things. That and they forgot about Tosche Station.

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>>88667766
Nice quadruple dubs

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What do you think happens to phoenix squadron at the end of Rebels or after rebels? Did they just get merged in with Gold, Blue or Red, or do they get obliterated and that's why they aren't in seen later?

>>88667791
1. Luke doesn't behave like a sociopath
2. Luke didn't spend the last decade in a monastic order

>>88667702
Except that most of the time it's not because of the Force, it's just the authors not being very creative and/or trying to play on nostalgia.

>>88667710
>you're a wanted terrorist but we're hinging the entire rebellion on the fact that this guy who doesn't like anyone likes you.
They need to contact Saw Gerrera and find out about Galen Erso so they send Galen's daughter who was raised by Saw. They didn't have much other choice.

>everyone is willing to follow you to their death including all these soldiers who have never met you but feel more loyalty to you than their commanding officers.
Like 20 people were willing to follow her because they've spent their whole lives murdering people for the good of the Rebellion and their "commanding officers" were about to give up on the Rebellion and run away.

>No she didn't.
She was on her way to an imperial labor camp in handcuffs. If they hadn't rescued her she would have worked there until she died.
>When they tried she fucked them all up.
She got a lucky shot on one guy because they didn't expect the person they were rescuing to attack them. She makes it 5 feet away before being chokeslammed and forced to join them.

You're reaching.

>>88667710
>You're a wanted terrorist but we're hinging the entire rebellion on the fact that this guy who doesn't like anyone likes you.
No one liked her dude. Did you forget the council rejects her and brings up shes a criminal and her father is an Imperial scientist? Chirrut and Baze are the only ones who seems to like her.

>And everyone is willing to follow you to their death
They were following Cassian who wanted to do something like the other Rebels but were deadlocked. They would have done it without Jyn.

>No she didn't. When they tried she fucked them all up.
Until the Rebels came, she was going to Wobani to serve time. She ambushed two rebels but got close lined by K2

>>88667849
They become Rogue Squadron, like a phoenix rising from the ashes and flames of Scarif.

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>>88667830
>Why do they do this
Autists have difficulty with these types of things

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>>88667766
The digits will be with you. Always.

>>88667776
>Rey ends up using stuff she seemingly has no knowledge about, does no wrong whatsoever, and knows how to basically do everything.
>Jyn had a backstory and a reasoning for why she could do stuff and reasons for why the Rebellion wanted to use her.

Oh fuck off Rey had just as much of a backstory and reason. She grew up in a junker collective scavenging technology. The fact that Finn pointed out the Falcon to her and she said it was a piece of junk means she's familiar not only with ships but Corellian light freighters specifically. Even then she's running into things and lacking the confidence that she can even get them out of there the entire time.

She also gets captured as well and loses her shit and abandons her friends.

And if I have to explain that Kylo tanked a bowcaster and was intentionally holding back one more time I might lose my fucking mind. I'm going full tumblr here but the only reason I can think that that even bothers people is because Rey is a girl. Luke fucks Vader's shit up in Jedi despite no real lightsaber training and in fact skipped out on his training before it was complete. AND he had no prior combat experience whereas Rey was proficient with at least a staff needing to defend herself on Jakku.

>>88667791
Big difference, Luke is impatient because he was led to believe he was going to learn from a "great warrior" and wanted to learn how to kick ass so he could beat the Empire, not hear lectures about spirituality. He didn't really understand what the Jedi and the Force were all about yet.

Anakin had an entire lifetime to temper his expectations

>>88667381
So they can actually travel faster than light without a hyperdrive?

>>88667830
>comedy in a serious book is bad!
It's for fun. Lighten up.

>Anakin very unnaturally and it sticks out
He's acts like a typical person with inability to express themselves. And it's funny people never notice Hayden was instructed to act and talk like Vader. Even down to his sense of humor and blundering mistakes. The end of R1 is something Ahsoka would be proud of. Anakin charging into battle but getting ahead of himself.

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>>88667910
>Defending TFA's terrible writing

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>>88667910
>The fact that Finn pointed out the Falcon to her and she said it was a piece of junk means she's familiar not only with ships but Corellian light freighters specifically

You don't need to be a cook to know when something tastes like shit

>>88667951
I think .5 past lightspeed is hyperspace speed

>>88667951
it's never specified if Han meant the Falcon's hyperdrive could go .5 past lightspeed or not.

the most concrete info we know is that the Falcon's realspace speed in 3,000 G

>>88667162
Ive read it took them about a week to go from hoth to bespin i forget the source.

>>88668006
Which means literally nothing because we don't know what a G is.

>>88668028
>we don't know what a G is.
great potential for a joke here.

quick, claim your background waifu before someone else does

>>88667910
>She grew up in a junker collective scavenging technology. The fact that Finn pointed out the Falcon to her and she said it was a piece of junk means she's familiar not only with ships but Corellian light freighters specifically. Even then she's running into things and lacking the confidence that she can even get them out of there the entire time.

Yes, so she must immediately know how to fly it, while out-maneuvering trained Soldiers since birth right? She may have no confidence entirely when it comes to it, but she still makes it out perfectly fine like its nobodies business, so much so that even Han Solo who has piloted it for years is impressed as though she were better than even him.

>She also gets captured as well and loses her shit and abandons her friends.

To which she manages to completely and utterly resist Kylo Ren and even turn it back on him and use the Force on him, then later use the Force for a trick she should have seemingly no knowledge of to escape, and she escapes from an entire base on alert over her disappearance like its nothing. She also never once abandons her friends, she runs off into the woods after Finn was going to abandon them, she was never going to just up and leave permanently.

>And if I have to explain that Kylo tanked a bowcaster and was intentionally holding back one more time I might lose my fucking mind.

You're right, he did tank a bowcaster, guess what, Darth Maul was cut in half and Vader not being able to breath as a charred remains for hours. The bowcaster if it did anything, seemingly had no impact seeing as how he was moving just fine. Luke did fuck Vader's shit up, but it was very clear he wasn't trying to kill Luke and was conflicted. Also one of the first things a Jedi learns is lightsabers, Luke learned it and the Force, younglings, and Kylo seemingly too. He had enough knowledge to know Djem So. Rey was proficient in a staff yes, a staff isn't a blade & the two styles can not be used in the same way.

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>>88668067
But I want a foreground waifu

>>88667993

Girls aren't allowed to have spaceship knowledge silly boys : ^ )

But Luke can fly with Rogue Squadron in an X-Wing and be trusted with the most important shot in the history of the galaxy because he used to BB gun wamp rats on his hick farm.

The rebel alliance literally picked up Cletus from Nebraska, stuck him in a jet and let him drop a bomb meant for Osama.

The argument against Rey's technological proficiency holds zero weight if you're going to ignore things like that.

>>88668116
I'm saying your assumption is totally unwarranted
Just because you know something is shit, it doesn't mean you know anything about it

I don't know anything about cars, but I can recognize a beater when I see one

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>>88668067
>>88668109
>wanting a twilek sex slave and not a graceful slender, tall, scientist

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>>88668067
claimed

>>88668146
I don't want a sex slave. I want a waifu.

>>88668116
Luke being able to do that was also stupid.

>>88668071
Not the same guy
>The bowcaster if it did anything, seemingly had no impact seeing as how he was moving just fine
Nigger was sweating like a basketball team, and he definitely wasn't fighting and 100%. And also, Maul didn't keep fighting after being cut in half, that hardly counts as a comparison. And neither does Vader, since he is wearing a life support system. Their wounds are treated, Kylo's was fresh.
>>88668071
>Also one of the first things a Jedi learns is lightsabers, Luke learned it
assumptions.

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>>88668146
>wanting a graceful, slender, tall, scientist and not a petite, dominant, sex crazed Dark Sider

>>88668116
Well, in Luke's case, he wasn't supposed to be the one to make the shot. The guys in the Y-wings and the first couple of runs were supposed to, but got btfo by Vader.

I always assumed that the rebel alliance had more obsolete hardware from the Clone Wars hanging around than they had warm bodies to put in it, so hey, let the kid fly. Worse case, he gets a blast from a tie fighter that was meant for someone else.

>>88668216
Kek

>Rey not a mary sue but Jyn is

What kind of fucked up back water Outer Rim planet do you fucks live on? Get your asses back to Geonosis you damn buggers.

>>88668216
>>88668237
>>88668050
>>88667885
Yeah, there's no way that's not intentionally funny.

>>88668265
oh, so lightsabers are plasma swords

good to know

>>88668290
Anon, how new are you?

>>88668116
You're deliberately twisting the narrative. Luke had a T-16 skyhooper and was already an excellent pilot, which was established in dialogue earlier. Biggs vouched for him.
30 other starfighters were also trusted with that shot, Luke was just one of the last remaining alive by the end of the battle.

It's still stupid, but nowhere near as bad as all the things Rey could suddenly do out of nowhere.

>>88667788
>>88667878
>>88667885
>>88668050
>>88668139
>>88668216
>>88668237
>>88668265
>>88668307
these are hilarious

anyone got more

>>88668208
fuck off, cuck

>>88668071

Luke outflew the entirety of the rebel alliance and imperial soldiers.

Luke infiltrated and extracted imperial prisoner numero uno while Vader was there and on high alert and escaped somehow.

You can't just assume Luke had lightsaber training. Because then we can just assume Rey had more training. And the bow caster literally goes off like a fucking grenade pay attention in literally the same scene and any other scene Chewie has used it it literally rips stormtroopers off the ground and launches them. And it was very clear Kylo wasn't trying to kill Rey either. They flat out tell you thy have history.

Give me something hard to refute.

>>88667788
What "expand dong" text should we make out of this?

>>88668364
>and escaped somehow
you wanna know how I know you don't watch star wars

>>88668364
>>88668412
>Escaped somehow
Dude Obi-Wan sacrificed himself to let them escape, they just didn't run out. Also they were followed by Tie fighters for some time then Tarkin let them escaped to track them back to Yavin.

Which brings up a point of if Leia knew they were being tracked why didn't they go to Dantoine or something not the Rebel fucking base?

>>88668364
>Luke outflew the entirety of the rebel alliance and imperial soldiers.
And would've been shot down in Han hadn't come back

>Luke infiltrated and extracted imperial prisoner numero uno while Vader was there and on high alert
And was nearly eaten by a trash monster, nearly crushed by a trash compactor, nearly captured by stormtroopers

>and escaped somehow.
They were allowed to escape by Vader in order to lead the Empire to the Rebel base

>You can't just assume Luke had lightsaber training.
There were deleted scenes of Yoda teaching Luke to use a lightsaber, plus we know he had at least enough training to use it based on how he uses it in ESB

>>88664737
>>Don't know why, but even with the blatant fanservice scenes (which I loathed in TFA)

It only works better in RO because RO decided that acknowledging ~40 years of Star Wars as opposed to 6 years of movies works better.

>>88668173
>>88668229
>>88668330

Yet I never hear anyone complain about it being a problem from Luke. Somehow hearing that Luke flew an air speeder offscreen is good enough to explain why he can fly better than both the imperial and alliance armies but Rey growing up surrounded by technology as a scavenger, being told she flies and knowing she built her own speeder isn't enough.

You guys accept it because you have six movies worth of material to retroactively explain Luke's potential.

Star Wars has always been about seemingly ordinary people doing extraordinary things anyway. The constant shitting on Rey for doing the same things as Luke for no other reason than that she's a girl is exhausting. We don't even know her backstory yet and it's heavily implied she has ties to Luke's Jedi academy anyway. We already know she's a force user and that things come more naturally there.

>>88666113
>Literally who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyysWrgigJ4

>>88668507

RO was also slightly more subtle about it. Stuff like the rings of the planet mirroring the angled opening of the destroyer in ANH, Ponda Baba and Bantha milk were center frame but such minor things in Star Wars that they felt like a nudging wink at the real fans rather than member berries.

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>>88668146
>Taun We
>not superior Nala Se

>>88668581
>conniving gesture

kek

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>>88668581
>Conniving gesture

>>88668581
>conniving gesture
I don't ever want this stunted slime in my sight again.

>>88668581
>lehappyneimodian.png

>>88668564
>RO was also slightly more subtle about it
Like holding the camera on well known characters, as if to say "hey look, its these guys" and "its the droids! Laugh now!"

>>88668663
See, that one actually looks accurate.

>Vader scene at and of RO

I want a movie focusing on how Yavin fell, with Vader leading a Stormtrooper legion and storming it the old fashion style. MC is a mid ranking Imperial.

>>88668705
>6th robe
Oh the horrors of war!
When will this senseless violence end!

>>88668659

Bail and Mon Mothma kinda had to be in.

I was curious where Akbar was though. Are they just not gonna use him now that the actor died? Tarkin's dead too but...

>>88668716
The rebels evacuate Yavin before the Imperials come to occupy it. That would be a very boring movie.

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>>88668716

It gives me hope. Rebels and Clone Wars does some spooky horror-esque scenes but this was another level. I'm hoping we get more of that. It just feels like such a waste to see Vader finally get to be badass and even have a castle but set no more movies within a timeframe in which he'd actually use them.

Speaking of which does anyone have t he webm with audio?

>>88668758
Even bots want more aliens in RO.

>>88668797
I reckon RO was defiantly priming more.

Either showing how the rebels ended up even further on the ropes by the time of Empire after being on a high at the end of ANH, or just some more stuff in the aftermath of the Clone Wars.

>>88668716
Are you retarded? The first Star Wars movie ever made was literally about that. The Rebels immediately fucked off to go hide somewhere else like 10 minutes after ANH. They never implied at all that the Rebellion that is known to constantly abandon based stood their ground and waited for the Empire to take over Yavin 4 by force.

I swear I wonder if you guys have even seen these movies sometimes.

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literally one of the best characters in star wars. too bad he got D'CANONIZED

>>88669013
Literally who?

>>88668876
>Vader flees destruction of DS to nearby imperial world
>Gathers up the forces available
>returns quicker than the rebels were expecting after they were still in the middle of evacuating
>Imperials closing in as remaining rebels on Yavin desperately try to destroy remaining systems and

>Ends showing that the Imperials managed to salvage vague location of new rebel base, which is why the ISDs were releasing probs near Hoth (with entire galaxy to search).

It took the Rebels a while to evac Hoth, and there is no reason that the empire couldn't immediately follow up on the DS destruction with regular forces. Even if the movie started hours after the final scene of ANH, the Empire would already have been scrambling forces to catch them.

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>>88666784
Hispanics are white, they just think they aren't.

And Kanan is a hottie anyway.

>>88669013
Quite the coincidence, I just started reading Dark Times.
Why is the art in the Dark Horse comics so much better than the Marvel shit we get?

>>88669065
>returns quicker than the rebels were expecting after they were still in the middle of evacuating
In Lost Stars he had to be picked up and taken to a Star Destroyer.

>>88669065
Sorry anon, but the weeks following Yavin are already detailed in the comics, and nothing of the sort happens.
Vader follows a completely different path to what you'd expect.

>>88669065
There's no indication that the Empire attacked during the evacuation

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Evacuation_of_Yavin

>>88669133
>>88669138
>Mouse giving a fuck about that

Do it anyway, EU be damned

>>88669065
Vader stays in his hyperdrive-less TIE until he gets picked up by a shuttle an unknown amount of time after ANH. Lost Stars shows us this.
Concurrently, the Empire feels a massive and sudden loss of all it's highest ranking officers and scramble to reassign all ISDs, TIEs, Troopers and Officers across the Empire to make up for the drastic loss. Also seen in Lost Stars.
A full-on fleet attack to Yavin is something that doesn't happen. We know from the Aphra comic that a small number of troops go to investigate Yavin, but that's it. We also know from Shattered Empire that the planet doesn't get BDZ'd or anything of the like, since Poe's family settles there after Endor.

Just the same, the Rebellion doesn't have Hoth as a base yet and they most likely don't even know it exists. It's not until a few years after ANH that they settle on Hoth for a short while before the probe droids find it.

>>88669162
That's not how it works, anon.

>>88669162
Good thing it's not the mouse who's in charge, it's Lucasfilm and the Lucasfilm Story Group

>>88667939
You mean a life time of being told your specail and the rules dont apply to you?

What's the best Marvel Star Wars comic after Vader? I started out with all of them but fell off not too long after. Kana and Chewie are the only two that stick out in my mind. I remember Leia sucking.

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>>88669118
>Why is the art in the Dark Horse comics so much better than the Marvel shit we get?
That's just Vader that has shitty art though. Everything else ranges from decent to great.

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>>88669294
>Biggs calling Luke Skyboy
>Anakin was Skyguy

>>88669285
Lando and C-3P0 oneshot are pretty great. Vader Down too.

>>88669383
Lando was utter shit, I don't understand why everyone is praising it here.

>>88668705
How many cloaks does Obi-Wan lose from AotC through TCW to RotS?

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>>88669502
It's high, very high

>>88669418
>captures Lando's character perfectly
>adds to sith lore
>greatly fleshes out Lobot
It was great.

>>88669294
Who the fuck is letting 10 year old fly spaceships?

>>88669598
It's a speeder, not a spaceship. Like a moped next to a car.

>>88664492
>Not A Big Hug for Santa Claus Edition
What the fuck are you doing, OP?

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>>88669672
This is a speeder

That shit can fly and has guns and shit

Whatever it is, it's expensive
No one would let some 10 years play with their expensive ass near-orbital armed ship

>>88669818
Skyhoppers are airpseeders. They don't go into space.

>>88669818
If Uncle Owen knows that Vader is that kids dad, I'd let him do what he wants because he'll probably kill me

>>88669818
No, that's a landspeeder.
Landspeeder flies a meter above ground at best.
Speeder flies in the atmosphere.
And IIRC, Luke took it without Owen's knowledge.

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>>88669805
>Santa Claus

>>88665530
is there more? With other sexy jedi masters perhaps?

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>>88669907
YOU LIE!

>>88668758
savage

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>>88669013

>>88670107
non canon? Yes
but fun as fuck

>>88670107
Mouse shills are the worst

>>88669281
What? The entire reason he whines during those movies is because they simultaneously tell him he's special but that the rules DO apply to him. Palpatine is the only one who says otherwise.

>>88669933
It's true. All I wanted for Christmas was a Poggle to cuddle with, and I've been very good this year and haven't shitposted much but Santa never came.

It turns out he's not canon. Santa exists only in Legends.

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>>88668581
Lucas knew exactly what he was doing

>>88670231
>implying Disney didn't literally save Star Wars.

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>>88670252
Sorry I'm late, here's your Poggle!

MEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!

>>88670342
From what?

>>88670342
I still want to know what Lucas' ideas for Ep7/8/9 were

He's never going to tell us. It's our punishment.

>>88670425
Lucas
>>88670427
You mean gift.

>>88665843
QUIP

>>88670452
>le lucas can't write star wars meme
Where is this coming from? He made the whole thing in the first place.
He just needs people to polish the dialogue, which he's addmittedly not very good at.

>>88670417
I can fap to this

>>88670246
Their inconsistent honestly which is why hes frustrated

Henwas trained earlier then they would have liked cause hes specail.

Hes given tons of exceptions to the rules as well

>>88670342
>implying star wars needed saving between the games , cartoon, Comics and novels

>>88670342

Move-wise maybe.

Rebels is objectively worse than Clone Wars.
Post Buyout Games are objectively worse than what we had been getting.
Books are arguable too.

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>>88670342
>implying that Disney saved Star Wars

>>88670465
>Quips are literally Hitler now
/tv/ leave

>>88670610
Tell me more about this image

>>88670620
Just ignore /tv/, they're more autistic than /v/ somehow.

>>88669161
They weren't in any position to anyway. It's not like Tarkin had an escort fleet come along with the Death Star that could have capitalized on a counterattack so soon. It probably took a week between news reaching Coruscant and for someone in authority to issue orders to a sector governor to muster an attack force to send to Yavin IV, a system that didn't even have an Imperial garrison and may even have been under quarantine during the Republic's time. The Rebels were probably already packing during the awards ceremony, knowing it was only going to be a matter of days before the Empire was going to show up with a flotilla of Star Destroyers and start bombarding them.

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I haven't watch Rebels since Season 1. Has it gotten better?