/co/, it's Santa. I need you to save Christmas!
Again?
>>88655774
Boco I swear to God if you don't save Christmas I'm going to have the elves hold you down and stick a lump of coal up your ass every day of the holiday.
>>88655830
Okay okay. If KISS can do it, how hard can it be?
>>88655744
Well, okay. But I need to borrow Krampus. I can't do this shit alone.
>>88655744
are you a sith? you wear red
>>88655744
I can't because I'M VEGAN!
>>88655830
I thought Boco did that already on his own volition
>>88655744
We're off! Yes we're off!
Off to save Christmas!
>>88655744
christmas is haram
Get outta here fake Santa, the real Santa is black
>>88655920
>monkey sfx
>>88655744
Too late. Save YOURSELF!
>>88655744
Well okay Santa, but we don't have a toy workshop. I hope kids like crudely drawn pornography and image macros.
Hey guys, why is it that a near-immortal human being who can withstand frigid temperatures and can visit every single house around the world in a single night always needs help saving Christmas?
>>88655744
Lets do it
>>88655744
Why are you asking a bunch of men and women-children to help you save Christmas?
>>88657490
What, you think normal, well-adjusted adults are capable of handling the existence of Santa Claus?
You have my sword
Seriously, merry Christmas /co/. Hope you have a great holiday and get all kinds of stuff.
I love you guys.
>>88657826
.............. wrong board..............