>"Good one Squidward, WOO!"*freezes in midair*
>"Not on your life, sport..."
>*falls*
From the same episode:
>None of you wetheads could last a minute on my turf. Dry land!
>Do we have to wear pickle jars?
>>88638164
pic related.
>>88638164
I don't know many obscure/underrated ones but one of my favorites involved plankton getting caught trying to steal a krabby patty while disguised as a magician.
>"You win this time krabs"
>"SHIAA KAAZEEEK"
>claps hands creating a spark and puff of smoke
>planktons still there after the smoke leaves and gets booed off screen
>>88638236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTkiOmKb_Z8
>>88638265
that's the actual shape on an angel tho
Can't find a gif or video of it, but when Squidward is taking a bath with a rubber duck and Spongebob's paper airplane flies in, pretends to shoot the duck, then flies out. The duck then proceeds to sink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6yUgwnbTOA
>"I'm a sponge, I can filter feed."
ATTENTION ZOO PATRONS: CLAMU THE GIANT OYSTER IS ON AN EMOTIONAL RAMPAGE. PLEASE SCREAM AND RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES.
*everyone screams and runs around in circles*
This made me give a chuckle even though it's from the later seasons.
>>88638515
I never got this joke.
>>88638822
Toulouse Lautrec, French artist. Made this.
>>88638822
When they're moving Squidward, he says,
"Too hot. Too cold. Toulouse Lautrec."
Lautrec being a French painter.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_de_Toulouse-Lautrec
>How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn't it? I know!
>>88638859
>>88638866
What a weird reference.
>>88638928
First 3 seasons of Spongebob had no right to be as smart as it was
>>88638928
This was back when Spongebob really made you think.
GOLD TEAM RULES
>>88638265
how is it supposed to snow under the sea
>>88639006
By not noticing that it can't work
I only recently got the joke with sandy's halloween costume and squidward not getting it
>>88639006
They have a beach with water under the sea too. Explain that shit
>>88639058
the beach was described as goo
>>88638582
From the same one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdMzoMj_4ZY
>>88638515
>>88638859
That's fucking great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKbtznMX0wY
>>88639058
This actually happens irl.
https://youtu.be/fnkHRtpTztc
>>88639058
nice reference and funny
>>88639006
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marine_snow
>>88639149
the thumbnail looks like a chalk outline of Patti Mayonnaise surrounded by a puddle of blood
>>88639067
Only in the first seasons, in the more recent seasons it's actual water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avJndtJFN0M
>>88639149
Wow, is this an optical illusion?
>>88639239
I use this one regularly
This entire thing was so out of left field, I actually thought I misread it the first time I saw it pop up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SOnsCZvFbk
>>88639307
holy shit pantera did the music for that bit?
it completely flew over my head.
>>88639058
there's water at the bottom of the ocean!
>>88639239
>I'm gonna show my best friend Squidward to EVERYONE in town, wearing a salmon suit?
>You're gonna be wearing a salmon suit?
>That's a good one, Squidward!
That whole episode was brilliant
>>88639307
I miss Dime
>>88638606THANKS FOR COMING!
>>88639072
>tmw years later you get the 11 joke
>>88639515Grammatically speaking, that sentence would be saying that he would show Squiward to all the people in the town that are wearing a salmon suit.
>>88640076
what's the joke?
>>88640136
episode length ?
>>88640136
length of the episode
>>88640136
Length of episode.
>>88640180
>>88640185
>>88640200
AT LEAST TRULY I SEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDuVApacL7Q
>"And we now return to Championship Boxing!"
To be fair, this entire episode is gold.
>>88639006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGEmnVX9TNc
Your question is answered in this clip.
>>88638932
>F-35 Program.jpg
>>88639032
Is this loss?
>>88641382
Game?
>>88638164
Have fun inside.
>Hey..punk
Still makes me laugh
>People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
>CORRECT
>>88639460
underrated
>and all that running is good for your buns and thighs, right?
>Yeah, buns und thighs
>Thank PBBTH you PBBTH!
>You're welcome!
Rock Bottom is a severely underrated episode.
>>88642380
This is the best joke in the show's history and you can't disagree.
GARY! THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST!
IT'S GONNA EXPLODE IN 3 SECONDS UNLESS YOU TAKE A BATH!!!
...please...
>>88640229
I giggle every time.
>You're like a steamed vegetable only smarter
>>88643017
HOLY SHIT
THAT'S THE SAME HAT FROM THE CAMPING EPISODE
>The way you drove the boat while lying on the ground was kinda cool
this fish, pretty much whenever they show up.
>>88638164
>"Buena esa, Calamardo!"
>"No en esta vida, viejo,,,"
>*cae*
>>88639003
Every Halo match
>We saved the rec centre!
>>88641763
No Man's Sky I believe.
>>88640229
I think that's the best written episode
>>88639006
It's explained in he first snow episode that a iceberg stops on top of Bikini Bottom
>>88639460
>same as it ever was
>>88646328
Good joke.
>>88639515
I really love all of Mr. Krabs' lines in that one
>Trying to kill Old Mr. Krabs over a little new-age management
>Not to self, watch out for Squidward
Also not that episode but I lose it every time at
>When I die, you stay away from my funeral
>>88640229
>Where is it?!
>Here I am!
>Squidward's father... never hugged him... isn't that sad?
>Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself DURING HIS BREAK!
>Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.
>SPONGEBOB YOU NEED TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE!
*Beep Beep*
>I SAID ASSERTIVE NOT INSERTIVE!
>>88643596
Wtf I love SpongeBob now
>Breathe on yer own time.
>I'll give you something that'll really knock your socks off
>Between you and me, I'm not wearing socks!
>>88639112
>"Maybe we didn't sing it right..."
>>88639125
>>88639130
>Most of the comments are about Goo Lagoon.
Nice.
>>88643108
OH SHI-
>We'll have to go through the...PERFUME DEPARTMENT
>We did it Patrick! We saved the city!
>Jist think about all the destruction that would've happened if we didnt tell everyobe about the monster!
>about the what?
>>88648083
>ManOfSteel.jpg
>I'm Sorry but your kind is not allowed here
What did he mean by this?
>>88648083
>Spec Ops The Line
>>88641618
No, this is Patrick.
>>88640136
standard American half-hour shows are about 22 minutes
Spongebob usually has two stories per show, so each one is 11 minutes
>I anything can't do right since because pickles.
>>88638164
The whole Alaskan Bull Worm episode being a reference to 9/11
>>88640091
it can be any of the three, that's the beauty of English
>>88638164
is this a yugioh reference?
>>88638932
I use this all the time
>>88642380
Fun Fact: Tom Kenny put on red face and recorded this in the Nickelodeon studios bathroom
not even kidding
>>88647708
https://youtu.be/6vhBsxs23Gg
>>88638193
Is wetheads a slur?
>>88647777
thanks to /d/ I completely forgot what the original joke was, and will always remember the alternate
>I'M A REALISTIC FISH HEAD...
Always got me for some reason.
>>88648083
>Sonic Adventure 1
>why are you mad?
>I can't see my forehead
HA!
>>88641763
Osiris: New Dawn.
>>88648083
>EDF
>>88639518
We all do, Anon. We all do.
>>88649025
KEK
>>88638164
>IT LOOKS LIKE AN ORDINARY PENNY
>BECAUSE IT IS AN ORDINARY PENNY!
>>88641763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqSLwrhuu2Y
Get ready to cringe.
>Patrick, I don't know how to say this, but our friend Squidward is... *sniff* pushing up daisies!
>Oh good, I thought he was dead!
>>88652207
Those first two had some horrible acting going on. But thanks for the title.
>>88639307
Reminder that the guys who make spongebob have good taste in music
>Pantera
>Ween
>>88638515
>>88638822
I didn't get it either until I saw a Toulouse Lautrec exhibit at a gallery and it clicked
>>88652758
Also the music in the Thug Tug was done by Motorhead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLSU_f1W1Ds
>>88640229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzIcjVyBdUM
Always gets me
>>88652758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLTj3cugwjE
Spongebob had such god-tier production music
>The robots have taken over the world!
>*silence*
>Our world!
>*Everyone panics*
>>88652819
And yet all I remember is that stupid dance music from the episode with the blue jellyfish.
>>88638977
That was a hell of a long time ago
>>88639125
Huh.
I knew that was familiar...
>>88649225
as much as spags is
>>88649269
THUNDAH
>"Spongebob, I have a confession to make..."
>"*gasps* You're bald!?!"
>>88639072
Fuck the people who make shit like this.
The fact you used asterisks while also using the meme arrow shows you're not quite fitting in yet. Leave and come back another time.
>>88643090
kek
>>88643108
>Once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's COUSIN
Mfw I can't se my forehead
>>88655043
That used to freak me out as a kid.
>>88639307
I never realized this was Pantera. The Spongebob crew had god tier taste.
The newest episodes are bretty gud.
>I'M AN INTROVERT!
>gets a standing ovation
>>88638977
They even used to be able to sneak in the occasional marine biology factoid that stuck with you since it was usually part of a joke.
>>88639184
Your therapist must have a field day with Rorschach tests
>>88643108
Most people, self included, who rag on the new episodes claim the old ones never did callbacks to previous episodes but this one is incredible and right under our noses
>>88642086
Was Bill Faggerbake's delivery more nuanced back then? His soft delivery of this line makes it so much better.
These days he just shouts everything in his dumb voice. Or am I just a nostalgic piece of shit? Or both?
>>88647380
Did not get this as a kid
>>88649255
WHY THE FUCK DID THEY REPLACE HIM WITH PERCH PERKINS??
>>88655839
How many shows just regurgitate shit they heard on tumblr for cred these days?
I swear that bit on Scream Queens where the jock catcals a girl and they call him out on it and he says it's 'just a compliment' was lifted staight from some tumblr discourse
The episode where Spongebob had to write an essay, they cut out a gag where he's pining over getting his license and it cuts to a drag race car crash.
>>88641618
holy shit kek
>>88656428
people have been excusing catcalling like that for a long time and I'm sure some people still do
>>88656649
And I agree but just the way it was written and how everyone lauded them for it as if it was this brilliant new criticism on catcalling
>>88656625
I'm pretty sure they added that back in
>>88656717
People usually "laud" stuff like that just for featuring it because it happens IRL but the media just doesn't cover it
It's not that it was original, it's that it was depicted as a bad thing on TV and people stood up to it
I'm sure people think that's good because then other people will feel better about standing up to things
>>88641382
>May his passing cleanse this world
>>88656759
You know, you are totally right. I personally had a problem with the writing of that specific scene but ultimately it's message was on point and beating up harassers isn't a bad thing for people to see.
>>88638164
>Patrick: I got it. Let's get naked!
>SpongeBob: No, lets save that for when we're selling real estate.
>>88649225
It's slang for a pcp addict
I think it's the guys scream that does it for me.
>Sandy will never give you a footjob
>>88656390
I JUST REALIZED HES NOT IN NEWER EPISODES
SPONGEBOB WRITERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>88657216
>Sandy will never let you tie her down and force feed her
>>88657290
He was in a very recent episode, MermaidPants.
>>88657509
But why bring on introduce another anchor at all?
Most shows and, by extension, cartoons use news hosts to deliver exposition.
Realistic fish head made each time he showed up funny just by being a realistic fish head.
I hate Perch Perkins.
>>88656940
>>88656759
I keep forgetting that these kinds of people are still on /co/.
>the episode where Spongebob and Patrick had to shit talk Texas to get Sandy to go to the Krusty Krab
>"ITT: Underrated Spongebob Jokes"
>everyone posts the most well-known ones
>>88639112
>Pantera cameos on Spongebob episode
nice
I'M ALREADY HALF WAY THERE
HALF WAY THERE
HALF WAY THERE
HALF WAY THERE
>I NEED 4PLY 4PLY 4PLY
>This one here is the "Loop knot"
>Also known as the "Poop, loop"
>Pooop
>>88656343
It was softer because Patrick hadn't become flanderized yet
>That's not my wallet
>Show them your house
>No, not your Blouse, your house
>>88657653
what's wrong with you?
>Squidward smellsGood
>>88638515
>>88638822
I grew up hanging out at my rich great aunts house where she had a fuckload of his original prints so think I was the only 7 year old to ever get the joke at the time.
>It's all old and dried out, like that man right there.
>What army? WHAT ARMY!? TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU KRABS!
>You planted grass?
When Patrick had on the the yellow underwear when he had the fight with Spongebob. It's such a silly joke but it gets me every time.
>If you think i'll let go for a little, EDUCATION TELEVISION? OOOH NOOO
>>88648083
>democrats in Detroit.jog
>>88654134
RAIN
>>88658804
AND LIGHTNING
>>88658826
DANGER
>Aw come on kid you asked me that already, now quit wasting my time
>Hey, you cant talk to my son that way, who do you think you are?
>Im plankton you old hag, and your son smells like Boogers
>Hey, you can't talk to my wife that way, what do you think this is?
>I think it's time for you to lose some weight fatty, that's what it is.
>Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that, someone oughta put you in a mental hospital
>Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma
>Your probably right
>>88658849
WATER RISING
>>88639035
elaborate! you vile fiend
>>88658897
CLAMOR
>>88658921
Not him, but as I remember it, Sandy paints her face so that her head looks like a goldfish, and with her helmet on she looks like a goldfish in a round fishbowl. Squidward asks what she is supposed to be and she explains that she's a fish in a bowl, and he doesn't get it because he's never seen a goldfish bowl before, because, he already lives in the ocean.
>>88658973
SIRENS WAILING
>>88647471
>Excuse me sir you're sitting on my body, which is also my face
>>88658723
The funniest part was the closing line where he says they were white when he first got them.
>>88656367
Pantyhose. That weird leggings that women use for business... and hentai.
>Wow, a magic shop! Are you a magician? One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing...anyway, and then he told us, If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true
>Plankton! It's you!
>Yes, and after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that...that just wasn't fair! Here.
>>88659011
ITS SUCH ABAAB
>>88658867
>smells like Boogers
Boogers have a smell?
>>88652758
Lux Interior of the Cramps was the vocalist of a band called the Bird Brains during a Patchy the Pirate segment.
The dude from the Dwarves is the one singing "Do the Sponge"
>>88639076
this is permanently part of my vocabulary when playing games.
>>88657971
>tfw the episode's even funnier cause I grew up in Texas.
>Looks like your goin to the brig Mr Krabs!
>Patrick yer fired.
>But I dont even work here...
>You want a job, startin now?
>Would I ever!
>Well yer fired!
>aww...
>NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD
>>88659614
>Keeping Austin weird
Hey we have those bumper stickersin Portland
>>88659707
Apparently Austin had it first, I was surprised to learn.
>>88649236
What joke
>>88638164
that dumb "my leg!" clip.
they actually show the guy in a later episode.
now I have a habit of saying that line when something slams or someone drops something/bumps into me.
>>88658373
sit back and watch me be "knotty"
>>88653939
You filthy spago
>>88659947
Knowing /d/PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>88659707
>>88659753
They're sister cities and share a lot of marketing and do cross promotions for tourism.
>>88659614
Kolaches are a fucking gift from heaven tbqh
>>88660013
>perfume farts
Fuck now I want to see it
>>88643127
true
>>88657216
why live family
shes so beautiful
>>88657992
No, well known and highly used ones would be more along the lines of "No this is Patrick" and "Are you finished with those errands?"
This is for the underrated, less quoted ones, which these have been.
>>88656725
I can confirm this isn't the case, it just skips straight to "I can feel those juices pumping now!"
>>88656343
It was, thete's a video up on YouTube of the cast doing a live reading of "Help Wanted", and many of the deliveries just aren't nearly the same.
>>88639006
the snow is within the dome, the dome is it's own ecosystem
>>88652758
Mollusk was apparently a big inspiration for Spongebob. Its why they used Ocean Man on the movie soundtrack.
I know Tom Kennney says spongebob's voice was inspired by him making fun of a disgruntled midget, but i cant help but hear spongebob on the first track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGrI34a_fM
>>88658867
>Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma
or some reason that one sounds extraordinarily cruel
I love it.
>>88661124
I think Patrick's proper comeback should be that Marx envisioned socialism as being a global system where there were no countries. It wasn't until Stalin that we got socialism in a single state.
>>88661124
I saw this before but with Fascism.
>>88643017
>yfw he wears it later in the sea bear episode
>>88659614
>>88660176
>did you notice something familiar about this map?
>you mean like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper
ITT: witty jokes to admire, not to laugh at.
>>88657574
Because they wanted a little variety? Apparently he first appeared in Ripped Pants
"Plankton was very specific"
"Plankton?"
"Yea, for some reason he wanted me ro step on you!"
>>88661124
this is my favorite version
"Magic Conch Shell, will I get married?"
"Maybe someday."
>>88652863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHBHHEoJ_WA
But the music was good.
>>88663563
Holy shit
This is fucking groovy
>Okay Patrick, it's out!
>>88653939
I miss Matt
>>88662406
>>88661124
/r/ing more of these
>>88658290
>WHEN I CRY
>>88654796
>Well maybe it is stupid, but is also dumb.
>>88652758
Don't forget Tiny Tim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCtQmwJ1WAY
>>88638164
One watermelon fresh from the manure field
The coral blue lipstick joke went over my head
>>88666637
>Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player. You pretentious little insignificant artist. Your snivelly creations are worth less than a protozoan's waste.
>>88639032
I had a dream that I discovered the secret to self propelled flight and shared it with the world. Cars and all other forms of transportation became nearly obsolete. Then I thought to myself, "This doesn't make sense." and immediately fell. From then on I just looked up as everyone else could fly but me.
>>88666915
The problem is you stopped believing
The message is to believe everything you see, hear, and read, otherwise you will never fit in with the rest of society!oh god i'm so alone
>>88642116
That whole episode was GOAT
>panics at the sight of krabby patties
>pic related and Spongebob opening a restroom stall and yells
>you need to see a professional. Wrestler?
>The Spongebob Movie takes place in 2031
FUCKING WHAT?!
>>88652792
>mfw I prefer this over the original "you'd better run"
RIP Lenny you magnificent bastard
>>88638164
This scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw89WzC2gEU
Spongebob was an ass in the episode. Still hilarious
>>88660013
>>88660388
actually it's them having to escape through the fart thread, complete with pictures, and having a new fetish at the end