Grinch Thread

-Said OP, dressed in his gaudy drag,
As he drowned in posts reading "Shut up, fag"

>>88632491
The thread is done, no need for the rest.
The first reply was truly the best.

>>88632552
Anon, you can't finish the thread so soon, we need more OC that I can eat with a spoon

I wanted to make a post using all of my wit,

But alas, I'm too tired. So fuck this shit.

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>>88632233
We live in the future, no more saying "Shut up, fag"
Take that asinine garbage back to 9gag

I sure do wish I were dead,
because of my scummy Uncle Fred.

He snuck into my bed,
And in his hands he held a butter spread.

"Little Anon don't you worry your pretty little head," and that filled me with lots of dread.

"Little Anon, my asshole is really red."
Jesus christ was this really what he had said?

"The chilli that I was fed..."
He pulled his pants and I could tell by the stains that he had bled.

"Just spread this on there like I'm a piece of bread."
His asshole looked like a warhead.

"Anon just do it, go ahead."
And then he shit all over my forehead.

>>88632233
yeah

while youre at it , come see the news
kaptainkristian talks about dr seuss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQs1-bUG1U&t=0s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz_W6BOgEXg

>>88634548
Out of all the Youtube channels I've faced
KamptainKristian is the most BASED.

>>88632573
Why do you desire to eat with a spoon you dork?
When there are other better utensils such as a fork.

>>88634466
Come on, really? That the best you got?

Make it better you dumb fucking twat.

>>88634662
No need to be mean.
Please speak more clean.
Or you'll have to face the Dean.

>>88634610
How about a sharp knife
I can use to end your life

>>88634783
The Dean?Fuck him
Can't control me I'm no sim

>>88634851
Sorry for my corny game refrence
I'm not good at rhyming in my defense

>>88634820
such a knife wont be fit
for hurting one bit
if its as sharp as your wit

>>88634904
that i can tell
your words dont rhyme well

Christmas is gay, this threads gayer. Fuck this poem and listen to slayer.

>>88635000
You've got egregious taste in music
All they do is shout, shout, shout
You're better off listening to Bob Dylan on acoustic

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The remake is coming out in 2017
Will it be good, or a shitstorm supreme?

>>88635104
Acoustic bob dylan would be a great musical choice I do agree with you there, but I also do believe slayer is very musically talented and happen to enjoy the hell out of they're music.

>>88635261
Almost Everything they've recently remade from our childhood has been an absouloute shitstorm, my hopes aren't exactly high for this one.

No Grinch thread without this link is complete.
If you haven't seen it before, you're in for a treat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz_W6BOgEXg&t=96s

>>88635261
It will be garbage by BC fans will say it's great.

Seems this thread
Is quite dead.

Before it dies
Check my 5

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There are some days I think in my head
That 4chan is just a hotbed of dread
But then I come here and stay for a while
It's threads like these that make me smile

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My waifu is Lord Dominator,
I will sexually sate her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YhgxqVBsvE

>>88635261
that doesn't rhyme you lazy ball of slime

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Not to be a grinch, but I feel you should know
Your poems are lacking in bounce and in flow
This thread and its contents are tedious prattle
For rhyming, my friends, is but half of the battle

The Serenity storyime is awfully late.
It's the one part of Christmas I anticipate.
When are we getting that sweet comic dump?
Don't tell me it's cancelled, you silly grump.

I don't know how to rhyme, not in english anyway. Your phonemes are always acting weird and I'm not even sure if there are rules to sentence length like I'm used to
Any tips?

>>88634662
Twat and got don't rhyme.

>>88640642
It depends how you pronounce twat. It can sound like twahht or twott. You know, like to-may-to, to-mah-to.

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>>88632233
Comic books are
nice-ty nice
But capes heroes
are so out of style
They are not crescent fresh
Nothing but the same crap!

>>88637844
Take it easy anon-kun is it a crime
If he didn't intend to make a rhyme?

It's another Christmas I feel miserable, I wish I could die or at least turn invisible

I can say with some certainty on this Christmas Eve Day,
That OP was totally a gay.

>>88642096
Why be invisible or miserable when you can shine and be merry?
Just have some wine and say fuck off Larry.

>>88640204
No real rules but a ryhming sentence should usually be short
Now here's a rhyme so some fag doesn't give a snappy retort

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Would you woo
an old Grinchy-poo?

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>>88642183
Wither away your snark
It weren't a clever remark
I bring a gift better then a retort
Made from the heart and not quit far
Here is your stupid report card

>>88642216
I would not woo that Grinch
She needs taken in a pinch
A Grinch is lean and mean
That Grinch should not be seen

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>>88642370
Oh how sad
No need to be mad
We all know that thiccer is better
A lean Grinch needs to be just a bit fatter

>>88634662

Shut the fuck up you american rat
Its not pronounced twot but a short a - twAt

>>88642486
A grinch that is plump
Is naught but a chump
There's no room on this ride for two
For right miserable times
(And most excellent rhymes!)
Only the thinnest will do

>>88637844
>>88642033
Seventeen and supreme sound close enough.
If you don't like it, too bad! Life's rough.

>>88642216
I'm afraid this picture is ineffectual
For the Grinch, you see, is not for sexual

>>88642657
But give a look to the Grinch and you'll see
The most interesting type of anatomy
Narrow shoulders, thin chest, not much up there
But their body then curves out at the bottom, quite pear!

You have to remember that the disguise is St Nick
And for that- why!- the Grinch must be THICC

>>88643180
Anon my dear, you forgot where you are
A den of deviants from near and from far

I'll say it right now and without a doubt:
There's nothing on earth that won't get our dicks out

From desks to tile floors to Ohio State
It doesn't take much to make us masturbate

>>88641987
It's pronounced twahht.

I would join in, but it's work, then bed.

See you all in the Lanterns thread.

>>88643397
>Tile floors, in text shaded green
Good heavens, that thread was frightfully keen

There's a concern to share here with you.
Answer me quickly: ARE YOU A JEW?

>>88632233
In America, you have TV to view.
But in Soviet Russia, TV watch you!

You guys are all gay, i denounce this hate and your sinful ways

>>88644842
A jew I am not, can you not see?
Are you the proverbial blind man or maybe a Nazi?

>>88645542
There exist no sinners here
Only /co/mrades who think themselves Shakespeare
Take your sermons and kindly disappear

We've been outdone
The thread is on page eight
I'll admit I had genuine fun
I'll miss the times we shared and hate it when we are gone

>>88632233
Did you know that to rhyme you don't need to use different words?

That's right, you can rhyme with the same words.

>>88647082

Only minds where imagination lacks
would accept being such relentless hacks
If you really have no imagination
I'd strongly consider self elimination
That's right, I'm suggesting suicide
Please do us a favour and end your ride

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>>88647082
That's some lazy shit right there. Rhymes like that are hardly fair.

Did you attend that same school for musical betterment? The one that designed the song sang by Jermaine Clement?

>I just love free FOOD, and you look like SEAFOOD

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6nCwHOTrdM

Ah yes, ah yes! A thread of rhymes.
A valuable way to spend our times.

But wouldn't you instead partake in festive joy?
With family and friends and celebrate as a little boy?

Oh but for me myself this is a quick stop.
Those friendly men have found me within my new barbershop...

Made of your home in room so dear
Your parents and cousins all gathered here.

But they take me away to my special room, delighted!
So sad that you yourself could not be invited

For you see, I've been a little
Naughty

>>88647082
Ah, look T.S. Eliot decided to assimiliate into the fray
It's time for me to puke and toss away my tray
You needn't use free verse silly pathetic lark
Nobody came here to read your nonsense nor hear you bark

>>88647082
Look at this faggot trying this hard
To trivialize the work of the bards
Try as you might you will not succeed
To have our Suessian or Christmas spirits cede
Now I bid you good christmas season
To speak with you more I have no reason

Isn't it a challenge
Trying to rhyme orange?

>>88647580
To rhyme orange is a riddle?
That troubles me not, not even a little.
For I know the secret to this riddle of the ryhme for orange,
The secret is simple, its simply door hinge.

>>88645684
Not Nazi nor blind am I, now to deny
Thine nonsence by notably definite NEIN

>>88647082
fuck you faggot, that's so hurtful to read
I hope you maggot don't spread your seed

>>88644842
>>88647666
/pol/tards get off my board REEEE
you'll get v& here, they do it for free

>>88647926
Neither am I political nor do I care
If you're this trigger you should kill la kill yourself
And become nothing like sea or the air

>>88638149
Yeah, I've been keeping an eye out for it as well.

It has usually started by now.

>>88638149
Dearest anon, you sound too myope
You haven't yet luck out of hope
Surely, the storytime shall arrive
And then, hopefully you'll feel revive

This board is a nice place congregate
Although at times it seems to only aggravate
I wish that we could all enjoy the western media we like
instead of calling each other nigger fag or kike
But alas somethings are not meant to be
But I believe /co/ is still love to you and to me
So on this penultimate day of cheer
be nice to one another even if OP is a queer
For we all love the things on this board that we see
Except Korra which is as fucking terrible as can be

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To make this thing go higher than my rump
I'll shall save this thread with a bump

Who should head the new Star Wars movie, why not beta cucks!
Tis no wonder why the movie sucks!

>>88647082
Let me guess, you thought you were cute with this shit?

Well guess what, you're not, take your post to reddit.

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>>88650581
Hey, you stole my only cat!
Say, how did you manage that?