This is Hank Hill.

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>>88627811
This is Bill Dauterive

>>88628010
>>88627811
What happens when they hang out?

>>88627811
Are you even trying?
Sage

>>88628132
Bill, more or less, tells Hank he's gonna hang himself.
Hank sips his beer and asks, "What kind of rope are you gonna use?"

>>88628132
Time speeds up and a distant guitar is heard

>>88627811
Doesn't he sell something?

and something accessories?

>>88627811
>>88628010
I always imagined these two as the alternate version if Tenacious D never got into music

>>88628156

>"That's a good, strong rope ya got there, Bill. What kind of knot were you thinkin' of usin' for the noose?"
>"I-I hadn't really thought about it, I was just gonna tie it like a shoelace."
>"Well your overhand knot is okay for shoes, but if you really want strength your best bet is either a sheepshank knot or a trucker's hitch. That way it'll stay nice and sturdy!"

>>88627811
fuck dude it sure is

>>88628313
>88628313
read this in their voices