Gender ambiguity

>>88620081
Female and Male

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hey /co/, Instead of humoring this faggot and giving him what he wants, here's an actual question I don't see much thought given to.

Why don't more people respect the long and storied tradition of beans on toast?

The combination of crisp bread and soft, perfectly heated beans is a near-orgasmic experience, yet many - nay - most people I encounter don't know about it at all.

What gives?

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>>88620123
Because preparing food at home is a dying art. As is art, for that matter.

>>88620123
sounds fucking disgusting desu

>>88620123
Because the people you encounter are obviously riff raff. Why you are encountering riff raff is beyond me.

>>88620123
>carbs

>>88620123
That looks good

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>>88620123
I love dipping french bread in different kinds of soups including bean and bacon ya happy?

>>88620123
You're fucking disgusting, I bet you're a vegetarian too.

>>88620123
I don't like beans

>>88620123
Heinz Beans is the best, but shit with American Shit-Sugar Beans.

But from the UK, so fuck me.

>>88620123
...anon, I think I'll have to try that the next time I actually have some toast.

Thanks, /ck/!

>>88620123
Only SUcucks like degenerative garbage like that.

>>88620123
I prefer Heinz cream of tomato soup and a nice crisp baugette piece tbqh

>>88620081
There is no boy in that picture
Sure Steven may be called a boy and may sound like a boy but everything about him is written as a girl

>>88620123
Why would you put beans on toast in the first place? Surely the obvious method is to eat beans WITH toast, and reserve things which actually stick to toast to be placed on it.

>>88620081

There both girls since steven is just his mom shaped shifted into a little jewish boy to experience earth from birth to adult hood.

Its part of the lore go look it up. Steven is not a boy. Sure she can shape shift nuts and penis but if it aint shooting sperm loads it aint a real penis.

just saying.

ALSO WHY EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW IF NOT FOR PERIDOT?????????? WTF??????

>>88620123
How would the beans not soak down the toast and dissolve the whole thing. It would disintegrate in you hand before you took the first bite.

>>88620459
>There both girls since steven is just his mom shaped shifted into a little jewish boy to experience earth from birth to adult hood.
>Its part of the lore go look it up.
It's not. It's outright stated that it's not a shapeshift.

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>>88620459
>ALSO WHY EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW IF NOT FOR PERIDOT?????????? WTF??????
I watch it for Lapis.

>>88620081
The irony about sjw is that they are the one obsessing about the sexuality of your look. this is why they want men in drag to cut their cock, or short haired women to fuck other women.
It's the kindergarten logic, where a wrestler with a ponytail is called a woman

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>>88620459
>misunderstanding the lore this badly

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>>88620081
>>88620459

Any relationship between steve, a girl shape shifted into a boy and another girl on the show is just another excuse to slip a lezbian relationship pass the tv mods.

i am not complaining. I FUCKING LOVE LESBIANS. But be warned its a gateway to sword fighters, and no one wants to see 2 dudes hook up in a cartoon, thats just gross

but im fine with lesbian relationships all day everyday in cartoons, movies, tv shows, whatever. its all good

i dont care how this shit show ends just as long as peridot comes out on top and gets more screen time i will never be able to fully shit talk this show and will air and end on a good note as far as im concerned tbqh famz

>>88620123
That looks like someone puked on some bread. This is the least sexy thing I've ever seen. I'm barely even masturbating right now.

>>88620493
Ok anon, but...
Do you like toast with beans?

(captcha: Estelle)

>>88620493
Talking about beans on toast tho. Not SJWs.

We put Jelly on toast.

We put beans on toast.

But how about jelly beans on toast?

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>>88620488

LAPIS IS SHIT! I CANT STAND HER! She is not sexy at all she is just a depressed lifeless lump of shit with psd, pts? ptsd? i dont know what its called but she fucking sucks!

i was hoping lapis would kick out my waifu so she would move back in with steven ad the crystal gems but sadly it hasn't happened yet :(

>>88620474
Steven is just Rose having an extended RP session. Look into your heart, you know it to be true

>>88620524
>jelly beans on toast
Brilliant.

>>88620535
It has been proven false in the show. That the gem disruptor don't work on him alone is proof that you are wrong.

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>>88620474
>>88620497

no, its you people that dont understand. Do you even watch the show and creator interviews and brows every other steven universe general thread that gets posted here?

you fucks need to rewatch the show or some shit i dont know

but steven is without a doubt his mom shape shifted

steven even out right says this himself in the show a few times to a few characters.

the first time in a car ride with lars and the other cool kids he literally says "i think im my own mom"

sour cream: "WOW STEVEN. THATS DEEP".

and the black pizza girl in the back is like "and i thought i had arent issues."

or some shit do you even watch the fucking show you shit heads??????

>>88620535
this guy gets it!

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>>88620548

steven/rose is a pink diamond, not a gem, diamonds are ranked above gems

gems serve beneath the diamonds....

just saying....

dumb anon

>>88620573

"and i thought i had parent* issues."

>>88620474
It's another boring old Jesus allusion
God turned into Jesus so he could die for our sons, he was born out of a miracle birth too

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>>88620123
here, I fix it for you.

>>88620123
Get out, Bean Boy

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>>88620499
>and no one wants to see 2 dudes hook up in a cartoon

>>88620548
It partially worked, but because she's fused with sperm the disruptor didn't quite understand what she was made out of. But because sperm doesn't have any consciousness to add to a fusion it's still essentially just Rose playing pretend.

>>88620573
>but steven is without a doubt his mom shape shifted
Except
-Garnet has stated he is something completely new
-He is immune to the Gem disruptor
-Bismuth actually say Steven is not Rose before poofing
-IT's outright said in 3 gams and a baby that he is not a shapeshift.

>steven even out right says this himself in the show a few times to a few characters.
No, he doesn't.

>the first time in a car ride with lars and the other cool kids he literally says "i think im my own mom"
Wrong, the actual quote is:
>And then I found out that the Gems are alien rebels, and there are other Gems out there that want us dead because they think we're traitors. And they tried to take me hostage because they think I'm my mom. And maybe I kinda am?
It's Jasper who think he is Rose. All steven do is claim that MAYBE and KINDA

And it's far outweighed by what I listed before.

Learn to pay attention.

>>88620626
>It partially worked, but because she's fused with sperm
AHAH! So you admit Steven isn't Rose just shape shifting as Steven.

aLso, Garnet confirmed he isn't a fusion.

>another Steven Universe thread.
Awaiting SU purge.

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>>88620597
>>88620628
holy shit please stop, this is a thread about beans

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so progressive they hired a pedophile to write and draw fagbait cartoons

thanks (((CN)))

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>>88620611

oh shit i forgot about that. theres a bunch of gay dudes in anime, but anime has done everything and everything including hardcore and illegal pornography.

cartoons have only done lesbians so far on tv with ruby and saphire which make up garnet in steven universe thanks to rebecca sugar fearlessly breaking no grounds

but lets all hope it stops at lezbians for cartons. just saying.

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>>88620643
It's a thread about chili.

>>88620641
The gems don't know what the fuck he is. Their opinions are meaningless

>>88620654

>thanks to rebecca sugar fearlessly breaking new* grounds

fucking broken keyboard... i know what i typed...

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>>88620656
I'm fine either way. It's been WAY too long since I've had decent handmade chili. I really need to get off my ass and make a bunch this week

>>88620628
>-Garnet has stated he is something completely new
Yeah, a gem with a body made of sperm
>-He is immune to the Gem disruptor
Because he's made of sperm and not "hard light"
>-Bismuth actually say Steven is not Rose before poofing
Bismuth is insane
>-IT's outright said in 3 gams and a baby that he is not a shapeshift.
Said by gems completely ignorant of what Rose did
>It's Jasper who think he is Rose. All steven do is claim that MAYBE and KINDA
Jasper isn't fooled by Rose's sick fetish play. Steven feeds the gems' confusion by acting uncertain and letting them bumble into their own conclusions.

>>88620714
>Yeah, a gem with a body made of sperm
>Because he's made of sperm and not "hard light"
So, not just shapeshifting RP or calssic Gem fusion. Fusion who is normally impossible with humans, remember?
>Bismuth is insane
Bu it was asid in a moment of clarity
>Said by gems completely ignorant of what Rose did
>Jasper isn't fooled by Rose's sick fetish play.
Jasper know even less than the Gem about hte situation. If the CG's opinion don't matter, Jasper's one count even less.

>>88620123
Beans are pretty shit from cans

But otherwise, I don't really care about beans on toast. I'd much prefer baked beans on spaghetti.

I'm a simple man. My favorite beans are black beans. Chili is the best combo of meat and beanage though, don't even get me started on if rice is added to the mix.

>>88620740
Gems didn't even know they could fuse with other kinds of gems till Garnet. Peridot didn't realize she had magnet powers her whole goddamn life. Rose animates plants for no explained reason. Gems are fucking retarded and have no idea how they work. Rose is running around in a meat-puppet body, but she's still just Rose pretending to be people to satisfy her human fetish

>>88620493

Stop being upset when people are LGBT and we'll stop making it obvious

>>88620812
>Gems are fucking retarded and have no idea how they work.
I have always get this feeling that the Diamond Authority force the gem into a line of conduct so thay never relize their true potential.

I have the feeling that the way Gems behave on earth is much more natural for them that what the Homeworld try to impose on them. It doesn't take long for those free to realize a lot of those rules are BS.

>>88620812
>Rose is running around in a meat-puppet body, but she's still just Rose pretending to be people to satisfy her human fetish
I think Steven is his own individual.

>>88620854
Maybe as much as any fusion is, so not really

>>88620867
>Maybe as much as any fusion is, so not really
Except Garnet IS her own individual.

>>88620611

Actually yes, the executives censored their relationship as much as possible.

Japan is a nation of hypocrites, where you can show little girls get raped but not to ADULT men loving each other

>>88620890
>you can show little girls get raped but not to ADULT men loving each other
Why would two gay men be interested in watching a little girl get raped anyway? Also, how does Japan do to specifically censor that to just male gay couple?

>>88620878
Except how she falls apart whenever her two contributors have a tiff, how she constantly reminds us she's a fusion ever since it was revealed, how any character centric episodes involving her inevitably lead to exploring how ruby and sapphire are feeling/have felt, how she has no real character beyond being made of lesbian rock love.

>>88620081
whats going on in /co/? Ever since SU got announced a return theres been plenty of SU threads both positive and negative.
Cant we just make sug? loud house did it.

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>>88620890
>Japan is a nation of hypocrites, where you can show little girls get raped but not to ADULT men loving each other

boco no pico came close, but those arent adults i guess lol

>>88620611
He was literally an angel

>>88620890
Yuuri on Ice though.

>>88620924
>Except how she falls apart whenever her two contributors have a tiff,
It has to be big. And steven doesn't fall appart when hehas contradiction.
>how she constantly reminds us she's a fusion ever since it was revealed,
It just comes out as often as any other plot detail. It's called back when it's natural to be called back.

>how any character centric episodes involving her inevitably lead to exploring how ruby and sapphire are feeling/have felt
Friendship didn't involve Ruby and Sapphire.
>t, how she has no real character beyond being made of lesbian rock love.
Just because this get repeated a lot on the internet doesn't make it true. She has plenty of character moments that people just ignore.

>>88620994
>And steven doesn't fall appart when hehas contradiction.
Because he's fused with sperm. It has no consciousness to conflict. Rose is piloting a meat puppet. Or a semen puppet I guess

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>>88620459
>>88620497
>>88620499
>>88620573
>>88620587

>>88621018
>. Rose is piloting a meat puppet.
Steven has no recollection of Rose.

>>88621034
Because it would spoil the RP.

You have to understand, Rose is a very disturbed individual that will go to any length to satisfy her mad fixation on the human experience. If she has to pretend to be a babbling, diaper shitting infant with no recollection of her previous form well then that's how it's gonna be.

>>88621091
i always knew Rose was a sicko but not like this

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>>88621111
Quads confirm, Rose is psycho

>>88621091
Nice headcanon.

>>88620942

Boku no Pico apparently was designed to appeal to STRAIGHT men, though.

Don't ask me how that works.

>>88620993

They had to cover that kiss with his arm, bro

>>88621239
>They had to cover that kiss with his arm, bro
But it's still there and present on Japanese television everywhere. The story of men falling in love with each other is a current popular show.

>>88620460
Shit bread country confirmed.

>>88621267
Also Hard Gay. The character is a joke, but still they have a dude in assless chaps fag it up all over daytime TV.

>>88620499
lesbians are shit though. Traps are a best.

>>88620081
This isn't really ambiguity, it's more like blatant lying.

So...crossdressing thread?

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>>88620123

>>88620081
Female and Male.

>>88620123
This is too British for my blood.

>>88622547
Maybe, not sure

>>88620123
British breakfast is best breakfast.

It's the best culinary gift they've given to the world.

>>88620137
>talks about art
>while posting su
oh the ironing

>>88620081

Jem!Steven a cute.

>>88622547
If you want to, here's a couple:

Phineas: http://orig07.deviantart.net/117d/f/2011/144/d/1/sketch___it__s_a_trap_by_catula-d3h580l.jpg

Gumball and Dipper: http://orig14.deviantart.net/4a48/f/2012/279/0/4/what_are_you_doing_with_yourself__by_petit_squeak-d5h0wu7.png

>>88620123
>not having sausage chopped up and cook it with the beans
absoloutely disgraceful

>>88620942
I ironically liked boco no pico.

Reverse traps > traps

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>>88623839

>>88623867
Yes.

>>88620123
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMAl8uTAVM4/

>>88620459
Steven is Italian American, so the most logical thing would be for him to be catholic, right?

>>88620587
rose is a common soldier you dip

>>88620123
>Literally being a beaner

You leave good toast alone you savage.

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>>88621621
I wish I could hate you into nonexistence

>>88623597
>Phineas
Is there any art of Jeremy crossdressing?

>>88623839
Tomboys are hot as fuck.

>>88620123
What are the health benefits??

>>88624171
Too bad they either grow out of it or become SJW dykes.

>>88624217
You don't know shit.

>>88624242
>Implying

>>88620890
There's literally an entire sub-industry based entirely on homosexual men that is enormous in Japan you fucking imbecile

>>88624382
In manga mostly. It's not as developed in animes, at least for gay male.

>>88623123
Which isn't saying much.

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>>88620081
>which one is the girl?
The high pitch voiced, effeminate one that loves cutesy things.
Wait a minute that's both of them. Steven hasn't been written as a boy since the first season he has only been an increasingly flaming fruit.

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>>88623954

shes a pink diamond you fucking filthy casual retard!

>>88623928
Rose destroyed Judaism in its infancy many thousands of years ago.
>>88625432
She's Pink Diamond's personal Quartz bodyguard.

>>88620123
People just don't kwon about beans, they dont repect them, those savages.

>>88620112
first post best post

>>88620502
kek

>>88620123
Is there butter between the toast and beans?
Thats too much grease

>>88620123

A common mistake is to use Bush's sweetened beans instead of searching on the shelf for an other variety with <50% the amount of sugar

>>88624909
Hi, tranny. I don't know how to tell you this, but a boy is just someone with a penis and a girl is jsut someone with a vagina. Stop attaching that level of significance to fashion and interests.

>>88620459
That doesn't seem like a comfortable way to eat beans or toast.