Star vs the forces of evil is a good cartoon.
>>88618132
No u
>>88618132
you got the name wrong, I'm pretty sure the show is called
Star vs the forces of shipping
>>88618157
It's not at all against shipping, though
hell, Star was shipping Jarco, the most superior of ships, until Bon Bon.
>>88618132
Use the catalog, fuck face.
>>88618233
The other thread wasn't under star
"Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"
>>88618302
Generals are not allowed if the show isn't currently airing new episodes.
Starfags break this rule by just having a vague star thread and it turns to the Shit posting of a normal general.
Mods already shut down one thread tonight, so we'll be seeing Star going to /trash/ in a little while.
>>88618283
It takes less than ten fucking seconds to scan the catalog.
>>88618328
>generals aren't allowed when no new episodes
But didn't AT and SU still get generals during their hiatus?
>>88618353
They get shut down pretty fast.
>>88618353
Mods don't care about AT, their fans are harmless, you hardly notice they're there. Same with RS
>>88618388
>>88618405
Huh, I guess I just them posted faster than they are deleted.
>>88618330
Oh boy... Eh that's kinda a lot of seconds man. Idk
>>88618328
They shut down threads that doesn't have a topic like this one.
I don't know why but cucked Star gives me the hot.
>>88618699
>Getting diamonds by seeing a qt3.14 getting cucked
I'm sorry anon, but you need to seek medical attention.
Jarco is best ship.
Have this.
https://vid.me/YsjD
>>88619450
>Star's fw Jarco becomes fully canon
POST CUTE STARS
>>88619521
>>88618443
It has a topic, the topic is Star vs. being a good cartoon or not.
>>88619552
>star accidentally gets magically transformed into her old form permanently
>bad arthritis and dementia
>marco and jackie have to take her in to look after her
>because of her dementia star sometimes thinks her and marco were lovers
>jackie says "no, no star, you're marco's grandma"
>easier to explain that way
>they try to make her comfortable for her last fading moments, giving her soft food that she can swallow without her dentures
>before her consciousness slips away she wails "he was supposed to be miiiiine!"
>jackie pats her head as she fades into oblivion, "there there, grannie. go into the light."
A̗̣͙̫̲̝̟͔̦̺̮̼m̥̤͙̮̬̥ ͙̬̺̱̲͕̮̗̗͎̘I͙̙̳̰̙̤͓̗̬͖͎̻̞̬̪̮̲̱̲ ̘̞̮͇͎͈͉͓̩̩̭̞̠̫̘̦̭̬p͍͓̮̜͖͖̳͇̳ͅr̩̞͖̘̮̲͖̯e̼͓̫͔̺̲̱͚t̩͈̙̲̘̰͈̹̭̮̤ṱ̻͔̥͙ͅy͓̺̘̖̦ ̦̟̺͎̟̬̟̣̳̥̻̱̦̣͚̝͇͇̳e̯̠̙͇͎̫̞͔͉̤̝̮̻n͚̯̪̤̣̮̬̺̹̣̖͉̳̮͖̗ͅo̻̗̣̘̙̩͕͇͍̹̤͚̳ͅu̘̪̲̝͚͖̟̩̜̟̩̣̭̰̦ͅg̻͔͇̯̩̺̻̤̫͓̬͍͓̥̥͇ͅh͉͖̪͚̞̪̠̗͓̞̗̥̳̳̥̲̥̲̘ ̼̲͎͕f̘̟͔͚o̮̮̥̤͓ṟ͖̖͎͙͖̭̰͕ ̱̲̖̦̪͓͉̬͔̞̞̳̩̙̞̞͈̫y̝̜̺̠̹̘͇̜̺̜̘̻͓̫̙o̬̞͖͉̗͕̘͖̪̭̺̜ͅu̘̻̹̩̻̫ ̘͇͎̥̘̮̖̯̞͕͈̺͚̟̻͉̼y̩͔̤͈̦̟ͅe̙̰̫̟̜̟̰t͖̥͇̗̞̞̱,͎͎͍͚̝̜͕̩̣͓̪̻ ̟̯̦͔͕̖̯͓̬ͅM͈͖̥̲͍̣̘͖͔̥̦̻͍̘͓̩a̹̮̤͎̜̳̪̯͈̟̳͈̖̭͕̜r̭̜͈͇͖͕̺̬̫̗̼͙̥ͅͅc̗͔͚̬̲͈͈̖͚̲͖̦̖̪ͅo̠͕̱͍̣̞̝̫̲͓̯̻̰͔̩͓̼?̜̪̜̜̪͕͓̦̼̳͎̭̺̹̥̣̠͔
Benis :DD
I want this meme to end
>>88620491
It has never started in my imagination friend.
This is a good ship, also I'm back
>>88620491
It'll end when Star stops being a cuck
Fresh OC
>>88621135
Jackie is actually Moon attempting to correct her mistake. Breeding with River produces retards like Star. Marco has the qualities necessary to produce a proper princess.
>>88621085
>no January release
>Feb or March
I cant handle such suffering for so long
>>88621164
>Marco has the qualities necessary to produce a proper princess
But he IS a proper princess...
Starcos still on suicide watch.
STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!CUTE AND PERFECT!
bump from Marconnie for this thread
>>88619283
mermaid
What is Star fantasizing about, not!/sveg/?
Why is there pretty much no art of this cutie?
>>88622796
Fatties are unwanted and unloved
Manna when?
>>88623008
Never, Marco hates Janna.
>>88620491
This is what happens when a show goes on hiatus, people begin clinging onto something to make it through. 4chan recieves a influx of KEK STAR memes, Tumblr has a million new headcanons such as,Trans Marco, Time Travel AU, MoonFee Star/Lizard star, and that one guy pretending to be the blood moon, /r/Svtfoe just seems to be shitposting memes, and Fanfiction.net has basically come to a stop.
All these will return from whence they came after the hiatus, only to rear its head stronger then ever when the show ends and people are pissed that the ending wasen't the one they wanted.
>>88623291
Ironghast got a new tumblr though, so thats niceironghast-reforged.tumblr.com
>>88623291
Wait, Does 4chan now turn C-UCK into KEK
>>88623321
cool
>>88622309
You know, probably about Marcohaving a good time with Jackie.
She will then proceed to masturbate furiously and then burst into tears.
>>88622879
¿TU QUÉ AMIGO?
would you bully star?
>tfw a cartoon designed by girls on the intention of empowering them instead awakens cuckquean fantasies in little girls
>>88624305
kys
>>88624305
never
Because this thread is going no where, Try posting art you haven't seen in threads for a while or angst with someone besides Star.Bonus points: Make up shitty names for the art
>>88624416
Tomco: Lost time
>>88622309
She was thinking about Oskar in that shot
>>88624305
Is that even a question?
>>88618132
Naw I can't get into it. It's on the edge of almost being a good cartoon, there's just too much autistic "randomness" (fuck that unicorn head) and the story is bland
Either go full SU/Gravity Falls and focus on a good story or just focus on adventures like early AT. The show is a weird mix of the too and I can't be bothered to care that much
no one have the comic issue 3 deep trouble?
scans?
>>88624578
I don't get it, it's the cartoon I like the most right now.
The humor doesn't always work, but when it does I really enjoy it.
The plot proceeds kinda slowly, but I never feel like it's being dragged. Also, I like the care given to stealth continuity details.
Instead I find SU utterly boring, and AT went downhill since late s5/early season 6.
Gravity Falls' humor generally got worse with season two (right when the episodes became more plot-heavy), so I wouldn't like something like that to happen.
>>88624852
Best way to describe Star is mediocre. The show has its moments but also has falls flat consistently, but not enough to make it a bad show. It's just kinda disappointing at worse and mediocre at best
>>88624893
Yeah but it has sexy 13 year olds which automatically makes it good
>>88624893
I still don't agree (I'd say it's a very good show), but I guess it could be as usual a matter of personal preference.
>>88624893
It's a bad show. Good animation (i.e. good budget), but the jokes are bad and the story is just "safe" tried and true cliches that have been proven to work before.
A bland show with a little bit of magic and "safe" sex appeal for little kids that takes place in highschool and appeals to what adults think are their sensibilities. In other words, it's your average Disney channel drivel.
The only reason people are really into it are the waifus.
>>88624893
For season 1 I would agree.
>>88624893
Better than gravity falls at least
>>88624893
Yeah. In the first season it seemed to have potential, and had its moments, but the second season pissed that away.
>>88624578
star dont try to Pretend to have a great story like su/GF or go to fuck nowhere and just BAIT with false plot changes.
>>88625295
>implying Ludo in the Wild wasn't KINO
>>88625015
season 2 have only like 2 episodes on school, seems that the school plot in season 1 was just a forced executive thing.
the show creator never want to creat a school show.
>>88625344
One episode doesn't make it worth watching. Even if they can occasionally pull out something good its too few and far between to make it worthwhile. A show needs to have at least some consistency.
People here say the show is worth watching for waifus and shipping. Well I don't do waifus and I'm not a shipper. So why would I want to watch?
Star Butterfly is a cute
>>88625412
>implying every episode with Ludo hasn't been gold
>>88625015
Is it bait or you just don't believe in the existence of different tastes?
Because you know, I don't watch this show for the waifu/husbando bullshit. However I do like some of the characters. Is that what you meant?
Secondly, it's almost impossible not to stumble in any chiche of some sort, independently from the thing you're watching/reading/whatever: mankind has been writing for millenia. But even ignoring this obvious point for a second, my opinion is that this specific show succeeds to 'break' or to avoid cliches better than the most part of other cartoons.
The other points seemed just too vague or subjective to me. I felt like you've tried to make up a castle of cards just to blow on it right after that.
>>88618132
I just want a Janna for me.
Dear Santa please grand me this wish!
Is it better than Tumblr Universe?
>>88622796
She's a german
noone loves germans
even as a german i don't like her
>>88625015
star has a lot of cynical jokes here and there, they must slip past you because you're simple, also it's had actual gore on screen, plus the art is really good sometimes, also I love how they can keep dialogue scenes going without having BG music
>>88626156
I think it's better under almost every aspect, but the most part of people would probably laugh at this statement.
>>88626162
I don't dislike Germans. I've been in Berlin for a week two years ago and people seemed cool. There were a lot of stoners in the east part, though.
>>88626135
I met a Janna.
But she constantly hits on and flirts with her own 'Marco,' though unlike the actual Marco he doesn't get annoyed, but instead blushes and laughs and looks uncomfortable, which just makes her do it even more.
I've been trying to hit on her, with limited success. Honestly, it hurts more when it's right in front of you but out of reach.
I just want Marco and Jackie to have a cute and happy relationship without some fucking moon destiny bullshit or rabid Starco fans, who believe that their ship is set in stone and must happen or the show is ruined.
>>88626432
At least you met her...
>>88626522
Jarco is a false god. Accept the truth and repent or be branded a sinner
>>88622309
Being reduced to nothing more than a common cuckquean, forced to listen at the door to Jackie squealing with pleasure as she is roughly ravished by Marco, while all Star can do is schlick furiously.
>>88625412
>Not being interested in relationships, one of the central elements of being human
How about you stop blaming shows for your autistic social retardation? If you are too shit a person to place value on relationships or romance that is sad and I hope you get help for your disability, but don't blame a show for not conforming to your illnesses.
>>88624435
>white liquid in her eyes
did she just film a scene for pink eye surprise?
>>88623321
>now
It has been doing that for months, dumbass. Just like with t.b.h and f.a.m.
Daily reminder that not shipping Manna is the same as worshipping hitler!
>Don't be that guy
>>88626393
Tumblr Universe fans would be like
HOW DARE YOU LIKE KIDDY STAR MORE THAN DEEP LORE UNIVERSE.
Steven Universe is definitely overrated.
>>88623321
capitalized, yes.
testing: JACKIE A THICC, STAR A CUCC
>>88618132
Who is on the other end of that broom?
STAR IS COOL AS A CUCC UMBER
>>88624305
No, but I would sexually exploit her naivete, and emotionally manipulate her wherever possible.
>>88626650
If Jarco is a false god, then Starco is the devil.
I want Star to try sneaking into Marco's room to see his dick, only to discover Janna already there and about to put it in her mouth.
>>88626741
Not being interested in shipping and waifus in children's cartoon doesn't make you socially retarded fool. If anything a lot of people would say that if you're no longer a kid but still watch kids' shows for that stuff then there's something wrong with you.
>>88626972
I want Star to rape Marco while Jackie watches
>>88625420
AND PERFECT
>>88627073
>Not being interested in shipping and waifus in children's cartoon doesn't make you socially retarded fool.
Being specifically put off of a show because it deals with relationships is certainly a bad sign. Why would someone be so averse to relationships that they would refuse to watch a fictional show simply because it dealt with them? Troubling.
>If anything a lot of people would say that if you're no longer a kid but still watch kids' shows for that stuff then there's something wrong with you.
Sure but that applies to both of us, since we're both here.
>>88625226
[angry shipping noises]
>>88624317
>implying that wasn't based nefcy's intent all along
>>88626805
>implying worshiping the savior of the human race is a bad thing
>>88627344
It means that best girl will win in the end
>>88627300
I didn't say that I don't like the show because it has that stuff. I said that there doesn't seem to be anything else to like about the show, and people say the the shipping and waifus are their one and only reason for watching. I don't mind if a show has some of that in it, but if that's all it has going for it then I have no reason to watch.
>>88627344
I love nefcy so much
her art is soo awesome
i just want to be like her
srsly there is no way my art could improve
>>88627513
The shows only saving grace is the cure peotagpnists and side kicks and the shipping between them. Take that away and this show is trash. They can't tell a ducking joke to save their lives
>>88627344
>mfw started the janna is a gypsy meme
>>88627775
Steven Universe is so funny haha
>>88627770
I thought the first season was decent when it had a mix of action, fantasy, and absurd comedy (e.g. School Spirit). The second season greatly toned down the action and fantasy and even the absurdity, and focuses on more mundane and low key stuff. And shipping.
>>88627344
>>88627938
It's what Daron really wanted to begin with.
>>88627985
>nefcy will defend this
>>88627998
I mentioned before about wondering if that has to do with the creator being a woman. I know Steven Universe's creator is also a woman and her show also toned down the action and fantasy and absurdity in favor of relationships and slice of life stuff.
>>88627513
>>88625412
I dunno, I like it for the character relations (not in a shipping sense, just I like the characters and how they interact) and the lore/worldbuilding.
I mean, if you don't like that shit either then yeah, you won't like it, but don't say everyone who's into the show likes it because of shipping and waifus. I'd say the majority of people who regularly post in Star threads like it for more reasons than that; it's pretty rare for someone to regularly post in this kind of thread and say "LOL I only like it for waifus," and those who genuinely do often don't watch the show anyway, just look at porn or whatever.
As someone who's been watching since the beginning I hate the recent reputation of it being SHIPPING: THE SHOW and that fans only exist because of that.
>>88628631
Yeah the characters have really good chemistry that's enjoyable to watch. The lore/worldbuilding has been nice I just hope we start to get more and more of it.
>>88618132
Its honestly a shit cartoon with a shit plot with shit characters. Its one of those cartoons that isn't funny and relies heavily on a " will they wont they" romantic sub-plot.
>>88629060
Thats funny I dont remember raising a fucking retard.
>>88626083
> anonymous poster has different taste than myself
> anonymous poster therefore must not believe in the existence of different tastes
No, buddy, it's not bait. I've watched quite a few episodes, and I've concluded that the show is terrible. If you like it, fine. You do you. But I've wasted enough time trying to get into SvsFOE, and as far as I can see there is nothing there to recommend it aside from good animation and fuckable characters. I mean it's got those, I'll give it that. But that's not enough for me to watch it.
And don't tell me that everything has cliches in it. There is such thing as having too many cliches, and this is a show that sufferes from that problem. It feels calculated
>>88626383
I didn't see any cynicism in the episodes I saw, at least none that wasn't immediately resolved. But even then cynicism =/= good. Gore doesn't make something "good" or "adult" either. And as to the dialogue, maybe later on the writing can't be predicted word-for-word, but from what I've seen it's pretty bad.
>>88622043
Too bad it's not canon, though.
Threads like these are why I wanted /trash/
>>88626135
Why the hell would you want that
>>88624188
>>88626522
>>88627344
>>88618211
>>88618699
Kek CONSISTENTLY favors Jarco and cucked Star. It isn't even close. Starcofags and opponents of cuckposting are meddling with the will of the divine.
>>88629832
Why did /pol/ give it a name? It had more power before they named it.
I don't know if it's a great cartoon but I'm in love with Star Butterfly TELL EVERYONE
>>88629500
Because she iscute
>>88618132
i like the artstyle but after gf it failed to catch me.
>>88626162
race traitor
Anyone thirsty?
>>88630468
>german
>a race
>>88630497
psshh nothing personnel kid
teleports 360 wlks away
>>88626972
>>88627073
Cool it kiddos
>>88629879
Well if we are going to pray to it we need something to call it
Its also fucking hilarious that now its considered a hate symbol of the "Etho-Nationalist Alt-Right"
>>88629060
As someone who recently watched DVD and web rips of the show for a second time i can tell you that some episodes are really tough to get through
Episodes like
>Match Maker
>The Other Exchange Student
>Pixtopia
>Lobster Claws
>Fortoune Cookies
>The Banagic Incident
>Star on Wheels (Fucking trash)
>Fetch (Less trashy but still trash
>Star vs. Echo Creek (Cringe trash)
Were all pretty hard to get through on a second watch.
The show has some pretty bad stock plots, some pretty normal good plots, and some pretty above average episodes (My New Wand, Into the Wild, Is Mystery, Into the Wand, Storm the Castle & Bon Bon).
The biggest problems are that
>A. The show has a really rocky and slow start first season
>B. It is inconstant as fuck
For every time im annoyed at star's high pitched and poorly mixed voice I kek pretty hard at a clever joke. For every time I cringe at a toilet joke or one that falls hard on its face there is a smart moment or joke that makes me wonder why it was only on Disney XD.
I just want Star to have a good day and make me laugh, not cringe.
(And yes i resized the gif so you can use it on 4chan)
>>88618132
From the picture, it looks like she's sweeping like this.
>>88631317
She is.
>>88631352
But is she?
>>88627078
I want to seeJackieto rapeStarwhileMarcowatches
>>88629205
> anonymous poster therefore must not believe in the existence of different tastes
I assumed that because you started with "It's a bad show", it really looks like you're trying to claim you're being objective.
>[the clichés part]
Who knows? As I've said, I notice in this show less clichés than I usually do in cartoons. That alone obviously doesn't exclude their presence, but even if there are some they don't really trouble me.
Let's take the aforementioned highschool ambientation as example.
Ignoring the fact that school isn't such a recurrent theme, let's analize a typical cliché: the rich popular bitch.
Here Star is NOT the girl that gets all kinds of abuses by her, until by the end of the episode she takes her little revenge/learns not to let mean people get under her skin.
She just keeps being kind and upbeat with anyone, earning everyone's affection. And despite how much "the bitch" hates her, Star doesn't even realize it in her naiveté and keep doing what she wants without any problem. And still, this kind of interaction happens like one time in the whole series instead of the "once every two episodes" to wich some cartoons are accustomed.
There are also other situations with familiar structures that nevertheless are played out in a different way than usual.
Also, I don't think a show should be considered good or not because of clichés: by this reasoning if someone used a lot of fresh, brilliant ideas in a shitty work, now those are ruined forever, since you can't reuse them in a better way.
So I think execution is the most important thing, and I like the execution here, even if you don't; similarly you say the show has shitty humor, but I like it, etc.
To conclude: it's of course ok for you not to like this show, I just think some of your judgements are actually subjective, since some of the aspects you consider bad are instead liked by me, thus making the matter by definition not objective.
Also I don't get the "safe sex appeal" part.
>These are some bomb-ass nachos, Marco.
>>88631492
Well said anon
But how do you feel about the stock plots and shitty episodes? Do they not bring the show down to an average rating?
>>88618132
I hated that scene.
I get that a large premise of the show are the cultural and social disparities that comes with being an inter-dimensional princess living in a middle-class American household, but not know how to hold a broom shows that Star is either intellectually challenged and outright stupid or has some kind of mental disorder that doesn't allow her to think clearly.
Reasons like this is why I'm a Jarcofag.
>>88618132
I agree.
Because no one is safe from the Diaz... not even the Diaz.
>>88631481
I want to seeMarcolicking onStars chipswhileJannaeats herGuacamole-Bowlout beforeJackieshows up to show them all her longsandwich.
How can I improve this?
Merry Christmas everyone!
>>88630758
No you don't, it simply is
It existed before you knew about it will continue to exist forever and there is nothing you can do to change that, naming it only constrains its power to what you are aware of
It was beyond you and now it is chained
>>88631767
Lib right is because of the beard and the hipster face, right
>>88631719
>all this guac talk
>>88631767
Use different characters for each quadrant.
>>88631556
From my point of view the shitty episode are not enough to have a significative impact on my general opinion.
This might be bacause I'm easily satisfied? Still that wouldn't explain why I like it more that most part of the other shows.
Maybe the writers are able to nail the most of the time precisely what I unconsciously like to see. I really don't know.
>>88631681
>>88631912
You're a mess!
Weird and adorable!
>>88620491
DELET
>>88632158
fucking gay araragi
i just watched the second movie
>>88631767
Make ludo the top left, maybe on top of the pillows in his chair
>>88631640
>taking a small little gag as a serious judge of character.
Well then. I guess you're missing out.
>>88620491
>>88632158
>>88632280
Janna laying the heat, this style when?
>>88632401
This is a seriously underappreciated side perspective of star. It really highlights how much of a QTpie she is.
>>88632438
Like seriously holy shit is this cute. So huggable.
Post more cute god damn it.
>>88618132
>>88631250
Sums it up.
The Mina episode is probably best to sum up everything right and wrong with every SoL episode in this series. Most jokes involving Mina and Star are cringe trash. Most jokes involving Marco and the side characters are comedy gold. It is inconsistent and I wouldn't really follow it if the lore-focused episodes are just as mixed.
Fortunately it isn't because the lore looks fucking fantastic and worth following. The history between the Mewnians and the monsters is very interesting and so far looks very well-planned. The action scenes, even in the unstable first season is fast, fun and great to watch and their absence is definitely what made the first half of season 2 feel empty. Most of the characters interact well enough, too. At least to the point that most of the time, whenever Star and Marco are separated, the episode fails.
The villains are the best part of the show. Ludo's transformation from a generic shitty evil leader to actually threatening is fantastic. Toffee was great and is dearly missed.
It's got a reputation for catering to shippers which I think is a bit unfair because it has a lot more to it, but it does hold some truth. With the whole blood moon thing, it looks pretty fucking obvious that Starco is endgame but now we have to go through what seems to be the classic teenage romance drama love triangle shit before getting to the juicy bits with the whole story and war between monsters and mewnians. We don't know how that's going to end, yet, so I'm not gonna hold it against the show, yet.
Decent, 6-7/10 show. Would've been a great show if it can sort out the flaws with it's SoL episodes (lolsorandom plot going nowhere with some shit lolsorandom jokes sprinkled with some really good ones).
I'd say it's probably just behind GF, and Wander, maybe Gumball, AT & RS at it's prime in terms of quality but ahead of WBB, Clarence. Miles ahead of other currently running DXD shows, Milo, PZero, P&P, etc.
>>88620491
>shitpost literally every single thread since the show began that your ship is the only good one
>get mad whem you get btfo
Sorry fag but get some thicker skin because Jackie isn't going anywhere.
>Lurk this general for a while
>Decide to watch the show
>nothing but lolsorandum humor
>story is basically nonexistent
>animation is so bad that you can see the outlines of characters' eyes through their hair
Why do you watch this crap?
>>88632623
Cause its fun.
>>88632623
>animation is so bad that you can see the outlines of characters' eyes through their hair
That's a deliberate stylistic thing, done in some anime for one example. If it was a mistake they'd be inconsistent about it. Also hair isn't a solid block.
It was done even in the creator's first drawings of Star from almost 10 years ago.
>>88632623
>story is basically nonexistent
yet
>>88632702
So cute and young.
I like her cucked and heartbroken better
Everybody knows this is the best shot of Star
>>88632702
>The animation is bad on purpose
What a shitty excuse
>>88632822
>I'm so mad i could do a expression dance
>STAR DON'T
>Too late
>>88632840
Seeing eyebrows through hair doesn't mean the animation is bad. If that's all you can point to you're really grasping at straws.
>>88632840
Just saying. You don't have to like it but they're always consistent with it and it's done with characters besides Star; it's just most obvious on her because of the size of her eyes and the color of her hair.
I'd say it'd be objectively shitty animation if the bangs were meant to be solid yellow but for whatever reason they weren't completely filled in during random scenes. As it is now it's just an apparently questionable design choice.
>>88632516
I was actually surprised at how much i enjoyed the monster focused episodes; the quality of the side characters in them is actually pretty commendable.
>S1: 6/10
>S2: Tbd but probably close to a 7/10
If S2 can keep the quality of the one offs like Gift of the Card and other pretty good fillers than my rating will be far more generous.
Also, i want to it moved to Disney so the raitngs can pick up and we could possibly get more content fan wise - I think a larger fan base would be generally positive for all parties, except the borderline pointless Disney XD (from a consumer pov).
>>88633082
Being on DisneyXD lets them be a very different type of show than they would be on the main Disney channel.
>>88633128
>XD
kys
>>88632623
I cant believe that bait worked
You disappoint me /sveg/
>>88633082
I would give it an 8 overall
>>88632516
>Lore is fucking fantastic
>Mewnies are sparkly magical humans and star is royalty BUT OH NO THERE'S PEASANTS AND THEY'RE POOR AND STAR IS SHELTERED
>Monsters are bad and hurt people BUT THEY'RE MISUNDERSTOOD AND AND THE MEWNIANS ARE KIND OF BULLIES TO THEM
Being more than the absolute bare minimum one dimension is not "good lore" unless you watch nothing but garbage. It's not good. Don't kid yourself into thinking the mewnie lore is 'deep' because it has one extra point of nuance compared to a barbie film. Where the fuck did you get your standards?
I can't believe Glossaryk is fucking dead
>>88633281
i can't believe Janna stole Marcos virginity and got away with it
>>88633305
Can't steal what's given freely
>>88629205
Can you list the cliches, please? Because only a hand-full come to mind, and they're barely a problem.
>>88633281
I can't believe Jeffrey Tambor threatened Daron Nefcy over it!
>>88633322
checked
>>88633332
>Jeffery Tambor
Well I'll be damned
Star vs has some VA cred with Tambor and Tudyk
>>88618132
Redpill me on this shit. I keep seeing pictures of this bitch and I don't know what's what. What is this show about.
>>88633128
I just think its an overall shame that Disney boxed themselves in creativity wise. Their most popular channel is a shitstain of family friendly cringcoms.
I seriously think that parants would complain if a cartoon of a girl wearing demon horns with magical powers that are sometimes pretty freaky came on after Boy Meets World or some shit
I swear the Big Bang Theory is better than 99.95% of the OC content on the Disney Channel
>>88633430
It's about a magical girl from another dimension, who lives with a mexican karate kid, because her parents sent her to earth to be treated like a normal human being. Also this board is crazy about shipping.
>>88633495
>Also the internet is crazy about shipping
FTFY
>>88633332
[citation needed]
>>88633430
Magical girl from another dimension is sent to Earth to learn to master her destructive powers and protect her heirloom wand from falling into the hands of the monster army that's seeking it. She lives on Earth with the family of a boy her age, and, since her magical powers aren't a secret, he comes along on her adventures and helps her fight off monsters and so on.
Mostly comedy and slice of life, but with continuity and lasting character/plot development.
>>88633495
>>88633547
You guys forgot the main drawKEKQUEEN
>>88633430
Its an occasionally clever/ most of the time funny cartoon about Star Butterfly a reckless princess from another dimension. She is sent to earth by her parents so she can train with the family heirloom; a magical wand. At earth she lives with Marco diez karate boy and they get into all sorts of shit.
There is actual character/ plot development and most mistakes are fixed in later episodes or S2. (The main villain for example goes through major changes)
Animation is consistently good, writing quality is not. The first season can be a pain to get through for multiple reasons
>A. The voice of star is not fully realized and can be downright earape at times (though she sometimes does get some of the best lines)
>B. The "LOL SORANDOM XDD" humor in the first half is downright trash, good thing it goes away.
Honestly i'm over critical on the show, its a good time.
If you want to torrent then its on 1337x.to
If you want to stream first season is on Hulu with no ads (like all children's shows on Hulu)
You can also stream on Kisscartoon.me (Beware: cancerous ads)
Ill give you the mega in the next post
Also there is pretty good wifu material and the shipping element is fucking strong
>>88633218
Sorry man, I just wanted some (You)s
Plus you are really easy to bait
>>88633648
Mega: Star vs the Forces of Evil
>S1 High Quality:
S01https://mega.nz/#F!LJdnGZ5K!6e6Me_NyakO0Ul3jFcZnUw
>S2 High Quality
S02E01https://mega.nz/#F!LcFDUBSL!3stvdlbIEPhOM6F95BTy0A
S02E02https://mega.nz/#F!qVtXyAKQ!ecEPyGM867oGMRDEBIa_VA
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S02E04https://mega.nz/#F!sxxFgSyC!XAtJ4-HoDz3EBQ6JQBJlxQ
S02E05https://mega.nz/#F!EkJjmbSK!HFRXqoTP7nMX5RSG33BQyQ
S02E06https://mega.nz/#F!Qtg20SpI!RC52OuWLZERPw5H3GI5XnQ
S02E07https://mega.nz/#F!gsIWSZRI!MiYBXYWxftIX6mh4hI6sXg
S02E08https://mega.nz/#F!Esx0yRbT!XCbPOZzXWnvDfOYjQ9O3RQ
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S02E12 https://mega.nz/#F!98IRnAhC!_XZNTK7OibXIBwwLg4tgVg
S02E13 https://mega.nz/#F!MggWERDa!JAaK7Zeq7Ir8JTZGrzPoPg
S02E14 https://mega.nz/#F!50J3HYxY!dcNcdMiI9VMvajlMOSvvFw
>>88624578
>yfw Pony Head actually ended becoming a pretty good friend to Marco
>dat teasing she did when she discovered that Marco wanted da Jackie
>yfw Daron got rid of the weaker elements of the cartoon namely: those two guys and much of the school shenanigans
>>88633272
>forgetting the Butterfly family history, toffee's plans, future of Marco's arm
Not our fault you just look at the show through memes.
>>88633793
ya the show improved massively in season 2, another really big thing to note is the lack of a joke villain
Ludo was such a joke in season 1 it was stupid, like it was never threatening or interesting when he showed up
Now Ludo is fucking God tier villain, it really helps since things can get serious when they need to
>>88633547
Daron also has strong control over the show so it's not like the case with Adventure Time, where a bunch of people try to wrest control of the story from the each other because the creator left. Also, no overt political agenda, and the only one I can think of is Janna's fight the patriarchy schtick during the Sleepover as a joke.
Star's random humor is stayed by Marco's straight man, and now that Star got cucked, we should see less and less of that probably. Now it is only the magical world we need to worry about the humor, considering even the monsters, the comedic villains from last season, are getting serious.
Also,Star on Wheels was great, especially the foreshadowing that Star can still fucking use her mewberty wings
>>88621194
Kek that filename
what if star invited you to be a guest on her podcast
>>88633936
Are you twelve. All three of those things are very basic story tropes, they're not "insane lore" or indicators that the story is good. I love Star and the whole show, but you can't pretend that a large portion of the show's humor (and entire episodes) isn't garbage, or that the lore is even exceptionally good for a show.
>MC's long royal line is full of heroes, one of them is !!EVIL!! and involved in the plot, and her mother turns out to be !!NOT LAME!!
>The endboss villain doesn't mess around, manipulates anyone (even the main antagonist, oh my gosh) to achieve his goals, and is playing the fabled LONG GAME
>A one-off antagonist for an episode is hinted to have a lasting effect on one of the main characters, and he might !!RETURN IN ANOTHER EPISODE!!
I'm not saying these are terrible, but they're barely above the lowest common denominator in terms of story devices. You really need to broaden your horizons if you think Star Vs. is a standout performance, even compared to other cartoons.
>>88633793
those two guys had some funny moments.
>>88634409
For you
>>88632516
>The Mina episode is probably best to sum up everything right and wrong with every SoL episode in this series. Most jokes involving Mina and Star are cringe trash.
Isn't that the point of that episode though? Like the whole thing is basically just taking the piss out of Sailor Moon, i.e. "What if Usagi were a washed-out celebrity has-been magical girl?" It's not the funniest joke imaginable, but it's entertaining in its own right.
HO KAY
>>88634039
Star on Wheels is pretty much exactly what I wish the SoL episodes would be like all the time. An episode that doesn't strictly need to be watched for the main plot, but that has good continuity, a new take on the main characters and development of secondary characters, and expansion of the setting while still handling the pacing and comedy well.
I'm surprised at some of the hate it gets in these threads, sometimes seen as one of the worst. I'd like more episodes to take cues from it.
>>88634389
>her mother turns out to be !!NOT LAME!!
I thought the point was more Toffee having history with the family than anything about Moon herself.
I mean, not that that's a mindblowing development either (though honestly I don't think anyone's claiming the plots in this show, or any other really, have never been done before), but I don't recall Star ever thinking of her mother herself as lame or uncool or whatever. The main conflict in that area seemed to be Star stressed out by the pressure Moon put on her than anything.
What makes Marco the most desirable guy in all dimensions?
>>88634671
comic link?
pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxa0CphoIQo
Post cute!
>>88622309
DyingSensually
>>88624305
Yes. But without leaving marks or bruises and no kicks or punches
>>88634671
What is this face meant to convey?
>>88635421
>imminent cucking detected
>>88618132
That is true
>>88635467
This is deep love
>>88634671
He's modeled after an anime MC
>>88626818
As a huge SU fan, it is definitely quite overrated. I stick with it for the worldbuilding and characters, which is all quite interesting, but so many people act like it is the pinnacle of cartoons and that's just not true.
It's just a good show. I wish people would quit acting like it's perfect.
god I am in love with star butterfly
>>88635722
Me too.
Why do I have to live in this reality...
>>88635741
>>88635722
I wish it had more Sailor Moon references, but yes it is a good cartoon.
>>88635722
>>88635741
=(
>>88635722
she captured my heart
what do?
>>88635946
The human being made love only to suffer.
Anyone have that image where star walks into marco's house, only to find marco dead and bleeding?
>>88633305
But Jackie already took that
>>88622043
Is she kidnapping him?
>>88626654
Star will have the last laugh eventually
what if star was pregnant with your baby
>>88636504
Impossible. I would never lower my standards so much to have sex with THAT.
>>88636504
I'd kick her in the baby maker
>>88620491
I was really hoping it was gonna be the neptune shower scene from spongebob
Any third issue scans? Links please!
>>88619283
>Nobody likes you
>Everyone left you
>They're all out without you
>havin' fun
Looks like Star is an American Idiot
>>88634911
Image source?
pls
>>88618157
>Marco can be shipped with pretty much anybody
Best boy
>>88637020
Marco should also take Oskar so Star is pretty much robbed of every teen she loves
>>88632623
Yeah same, everyone keep saying it gets better in season 2 but I'm not seeing it yet and I just watched episode 5 this morning.
>>88632623
>>88637769
Keep watching till the last episode and keep lurking these threads until you develop a cuckqueaning fetish, then rewatch it and you'll be much more into it.
Yo Star's VA's silly and bombastic performance has given me a big ol' vocal crush and I always feel so sad that the girls I know irl are always so reserved and not interested in making silly voices.
>>88637769
I enjoyed even the "bad" episodes like red belt and star vs echo creek, even though a lot of the plot is pretty dumb, there are just enough DAWW moments to make it worthwhile
except starstruck, that is a dumpster fire
Well I marathoned the entire show during finals week (no regrets) and I really enjoyed it. It's a light hearted show that doesn't takes itself too seriously but can still hold its own. A few episodes were mediocre sure but most of the episodes were quite funny and enjoyable. Certain moments truly caught me off guard and made me belly laugh and that's hard to find from most cartoons I've seen. And the plot is surprisingly solid. What is Toffees plan? What kind of dark secrets will Star discover? What will Ludo achieve with Star's book? And as others have stated, I also really enjoy the continuity they use throughout the show. Small things that change here and there end up being permanent. And lastly, I enjoy the emotional aspect. I liked the end of season one. The sadness we felt when star recited the whispering spell, the suspense when we realized Toffee was winning. The emotional tension we get with Star at the end of the last episode. I like the chemistry between Star and Marco, and I'll admit, I'm a Starco supporter, but I still enjoy the character development we got between Marco and Jackie.
In the end, I just think it's a nice comfy show that I enjoy rather thoroughly.
>88638350
Well said Anon.
>>88638350
My favorite moment maybe in the whole series is the interaction between Star and the laser puppies getting in her way. I forget which episode it was, but they came between her and something she needed and it was a very authentic (and I guess unnecessary) "Sorry, babies" as she pushed them away. I dunno why but that totally warmed my heart. Gave dimension to the puppies' presence in the house and not just that they're a plot device/gag.
I think that the show has a lot of little stuff like that that kind of rewards viewers. It feels like the writers have an appreciation for the continuity they built.
>>88637506
>Marco can sail with anyone
>Star has the face that can launch a thousand ships away from her
Marco is aTaco Nigger
>>88638747
Marco is so above Star's league that it's not even funny.
>>88638566
That's from My New Wand
>>88634671
>even in the comic Star is getting cucked.
>>88634389
No, but you seem to act like one.
>>88636504
>preggo jailbait sex
>>88638946
SO CYOOOOTTTTT
Can we take a moment to acknowledge best queen?
>>88639612
>literal queen of spades
The cuck symbolism never fucking ends with Nefcy does it?
>>88639765
>>88639612
BIG
MONSTER
COCK
>>88639999
Quints confirm. How can Mewnian """""men""""" even compete?
>>88640015
*quads
>>88640015
Please don't do this
Why is she so fucking excited?
>>88639765
How does spades symbolize cuck...?
>>88640364
A spade is a derogatory term for blacks.
>>88640355
Alien from another dimension lands on earth
Alien on wrong planet
Alien doesn't grasp social cues or customs
Story originally about girl who imagined she was an alien with magical powers
>tfw Star is autismo
>mfw its adorable
I'm doing a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouhbazwMSKc&feature=youtu.be
PLEASE any scans?
>>88641175
not...bad. I do like how you repeat the queer and the sexy thing in the end, nice touch.
It says 'intro' in there, though, so is it going to be like this YTP-style of audio manipulation for the entire series?
>>88641218
not for the entire series, just one or two episodes.
>>88641231
Oh, okay. Good luck.
>>88641237
since I usually do things based off of the recommendations of others, what episodes would you like to see edited?
Obtaining eps aren't that hard for me, nor is really taking the time to do it.
I'm just a little new to the "Editing" Youtube Poops. Last time I touched YTP was when Spa-dinner was the hip thing to do.
>>88641437
The Mewberty episode might be good.
>>88641452
HAHA!
I made it Starco instead.
Still depressing and sad.
DEPRESSING AND SAD!
>>88641452
>>88641711
finally, memes I'm fine with not getting
>>88623291
every single thing you mentioned existed well before the hiatus
>>88641900
Exclusive shitposts
>>88641936
Fuck you and your clever post
part of me really think that jarco will be the end game, and the only starco deal is more about growing up and learning Differences between love and passion, like ``you can love very much someone and still be just friends
>>88641900
You must be invited to our exclusive club about that children's baby cartoon on the Disney xd channel.
>>88633739
wont let me do a few episodes without then telling me I need membership? way around this?
>>88642171
At least it's not a literal preschool show.
We fuckin Y7
>>88642168
I too would think that if the series develops Jackie more as a character and their relationship is more fleshed out. They still have so much time for that.
oh and also if marco had at all actual romantic feelings towards star
>>88642425
yeah
get a membership
:)
>>88642429
I just want Jarco to last because Starco seems to obvious. The moment it was shown Star would be living with Marco I thought the show would eventually get them together, if they just stay friends I think it will subvert a lot of expectations.
We need more Tammy
>>88642555
Trips confirm
>>88642425
jut pay 1 month and download, is very cheap
>>88633648
There is a way to get around kisscartoon's anti AdBlock, you just have to run a script with Tampermonkie. I've noticed that trying to access the site with a VPN and the script running will redirect me to a "banned" screen. I have not found a way around this except to visit the site without a VPN.
>>88642595
>>88642619
Tammy is best AU
I think we all need to take a minute to visualize the scope of as asshurt that will be produced if Nefcy decided to scrap Starco and move on with Jarco as permanent canon. Images of WW1 trenches full of charred corpses come to mind when I think of those future threads. Mods quickly moving in to administer damage control like a frantic newly grad surgeon stopping the massive bleeding from a bomb victim. The cuck memes will explode and become a permanent /co/ staple in ever thread from that day forward.
Good lord it would be absolute chaos
>>88642750
oh god are there lots of fanart for MoringMark's AU
imagine if they make that canon for an episode
>>88642769
The ship wars will reach terminal velocity and kill us all.
I'm up to the episode before 'frenemies' and... with a lot of the episodes that aren't fully plot related, it feels like the lead writer guy told the storyboarders about one important thing that was supposed to happen in the episode and left the rest up to them, and instead of building an episode around that thing, they just have random and/or boring bullshit they think is funny happen for eight minutes, and then the 'thing' arbitrarily happens at the end so they can say they put it in there.
Examples:
Mina tries to conquer the the park
A dog from a dimension of sapient dogs tries to steal Star's wand so she can magic away her problems
Skullnick learns about the history of 'her people'
Like these would all be perfectly reasonable episode premises if the storyboarders had actually made episodes about them, but instead they shoved the idea into a small corner so they could have as much room as possible for their own terrible idea of humor
>>88642429
the best thing here is thatr jackie i not that ```stupid girlfriend`` how complain with:
``you must choose between me or her``
she help the heroes, she fight that rat army,
i expecting jackie figthing ludo with maco at ome point in the season finale.
>tfw i'll never kidnap Marco off the street and force him to become my shota boy toy who I rape and suck off every single night when I get home from work
>>88618132
Hey pal, did you just blow in from stupid town?
>>88642541
>subverting expectations is always good
the disappointment would be of epic proportions
>>88642750
Starcucks don't fuck around
>>88642881
It probably has more to do wtih the team needing to hit an 11 minute run time than a lack of direction, though i do agree that the episodes that reive plenty of proper direction keep this shit to a minimum.
My New Wand is only 11min and is absolutely full of plot and good jokes - its pretty apparent it received allot of attention
>>88642917
What is wrong with you
>>88643059
NO
I want Marco to rape me!
>>88642917
>tfw princess Marco will never sit on my face
oh we are in the "sexualize the fuck out of marco" phase of /sveg/ threads.
>>88643112
Star haters pls g/o/
>>88643177
>>88643244
>>88643226
I want Star to get run over by an overworked UPS truck driver and have her internal organs smeared all over the street.
>>88642750
Star going back to her kingdom for making real changes and Marco being comfortable with his mundane life would be the most organic ending.
>>88642912
>jackie figthing ludo with maco
Everybody was kung-fu skating
Those wheels as fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But she fought with expert grinding
>>88643112
I want Jackie to die slow and painfully
>>88643261
>tfw Star kidnaps Marco
>>88638874
Got that one backwards.
>>88633272
>anime reaction image
>>88643112
>>88643264
Bug is for hug not brutal torture/ murder
>>88643298
Star with short hair would be cute
I'm just afraid people will start shipping her with Janna then, because I am bigot-level against lesbians in my cartoons.
>>88643267
i dont get, why people keep thinking that after return to her kingdom star ouldnever talk to marco again.?
theres SO many to fix this, give marco some dimensional scissors, a magical mirror (she is a RICH PRINCESS, she have a Treasure chest!).
noting stop star to spend some vacations on earth, or just return to have some fun on free time, she do this all the time with ponyhead before come to earth.
ths show make clear that jump thought dimensions is a very common thing for the royals.
THERES NO FUCK REASON for all this, marco and star will never see each other again BULLSHIT
>>88643319
How long would it take her to brainwash Marco into loving her?
>>88643288
Jackie can kick Star's ass.
>>88642881
>it feels like the lead writer guy told the storyboarders about one important thing that was supposed to happen in the episode and left the rest up to them, and instead of building an episode around that thing, they just have random and/or boring bullshit they think is funny happen for eight minutes, and then the 'thing' arbitrarily happens at the end so they can say they put it in there.
I'm pretty sure this is exactly how the process goes. The story for each episode is usually made by someone who had nothing to do with the storyboarding. It's only rarely that one of the boarders is also responsible for coming up with the original idea.
>>88643349
No, bug is for fug
i want star to have a nice day
>>88643390
>Fighting monsters since at a very young age
>Beaten up by a normal human
Not happening bud
>>88643349
Star is EXCLUSIVELY for painful gut wrenching torture.
Also she's a pest
>>88643404
I want Star to fall off her bicycle and break her leg in 3 places
>>88643382
Well if glosserick taught her a brainwash spell almost instantly, then the bug would have her king until the end of time!
>>88643440
You and I both know she could kick Jackie's ass
>>88643424
FALSE
A
L
S
E
Marco, an ordinary earth boy, can and has beaten the monsters that Star has delt with. Star isn't anymore stronger than the average human. Jackie is a sporty chick that gets daily exercise while Star is a noodly armed child.
It's clear that Jackie would demolish Star
>>88643525
Star is weak and pathetic
>>88643424
>Fighting monsters since at a very young age
With a magic phallus.
I mean wand.
That she chews on.
No wait, I mean penis.
>>88643465
I want to help her move some furniture around.
>>88643578
That she had a craving for penises that can only be quenched by a certain hispanic boy's lower extremity since young age while fighting people doesn't mean she's not a strong person
>>88643534
Marco is a red belt, possibly black belt since he seems to be almost self-taught since his sensei is shit. He's also sometimes been shown to be overpowered when the monsters gang up on him, whereas Star can usually handle them more easily.
Star looks skinny and ordinary but has at times been shown to have superhuman strength, as have other Mewmans. Jackie is athletic but Star is literally an inhuman magical girl.
>>88643578
We've been shown multiple times that Star fought monsters as an infant before she possessed her wand at the age of 14
>>88643059
I would rather Marco have a secret double life where the implanted princess brainwashing from St. Olga's has imparted a desire to please men in the bedroom. In order to sate these urges, he dresses up and tries to pick up men to pound his ass and fill his stomach with their seed.
>>88643534
We haven't been shown much about how Jackie fights, but in Bon Bon we see she uses her skateboard as defense. If Marco can chop that in half, I'm sure Star can do much worse
>>88643609
Trust me m8. Jackie can kick Star's ass EASILY.
>>88643667
Ah yes, because the strict teaching of St. Olga of course had a 'harlotry' in its curriculum
>>88643670
Wtf look at her head
Mpppfff
>>88643703
Really BITCH!?!
Then why don't you call out your WHORE so we can settle this shit ONCE. AND. FOR. ALL!!!!
I'm going to kick her ass!!!
>>88643703
Gross, she doesn't have wings!
>>88643703
If anything Jackie will be pulverized after Star's done with her. Possibly worse
>>88643783
Why is that entire episode so well-animated, goddamn
>>88643703
Yes because a 5'4 100lbs girl could kick the shit out a trained monster killer with superhuman strength devastating magical powers
>Come at me jackie
>>88643703
nigga if anything jackie won't do shit without some wings on her back
>>88643817
I bet Marco sometimes has arousing nightmares where Star and Jackie fights.
can Jackie defeat the evil Blood Moon
>>88643776
>>88643899
She can, once she went through the Twelve Trials of Tony Hawk and earned her Super Skateboard.
Not even the Blood Moon can handle her 900
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear this song?
https://youtu.be/7wTtHEptb3M
Star starts wearing wing extensions to try and impress Marco.
I hope Star has a happy life and makes lots of friends.
>>88643378
I thought Starcucks wanted Star and Marco to spend their lives together, considering how much they cling to the Moon Blood Ball, not just a summer fling. Star and Marco are from different worlds and fantasy worlds tend to end with the lead returning to his/her routinary life. Therefore Star returns to her kingdom and Marco returns to his normal life.
>Hey Marco it's just me check'en up on my best bud uh... drop me a line when you get home, just want to check up on you, if you want to if not thats uh... thats *reluctant laugh* cool too. Bye!
oh my fucking god....
>>88644345
It reads like a cuck greentext someone would have written for this show back in like season 1 as a "this will never happen so I'm indulging myself here" scenario.
Except on the actual show.
>>88644345
Anyone else feel second hand embarrassment for star?
She is clearly attached to Marco at this point and is on the verge of fucking her friendship with both him and Jackie, her behavior at the graveyard with her calling Marco obsessively is also a bit embaressing.
>>88644402
I physically cringed but also got an erection at the same time. I can't explain this feelings
>>88644345
What the fuck did she expect or wanted to hear from him? That he fucked up his date and was at home crying?
>>88644345
what if star sent you a message like this
>>88644610
I would wonder how she got my number
>>88644610
I would be the happiest man on earth
>>88643351
It really dosen't make a difference, until the people watching start making a really big fuss.The shipping is intresting, but nothing new. I want to see what they do with the plot though.
>>88644610
Call back, and tell her to grease up, for I shall be coming for them girl-parts.
>>88644345
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!
>>88644005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blx7u7PVbZI
I once saw a tumblr post with this song and a montage of Marco, but I couldn't find it so here is the original song
>>88644610
What if she called you and told you she was going to kill herself?
>>88644786
call the police
>>88644685
>>88644821
>Not saving her
You don't deserve the purest form of love.
>>88644685
>man, Ludo kidnapping Marco would be so good right now
>>88644786
Call 911 as I went back home so I know what to do. Or the suicide hotline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRU2G-jeDZg&list
>>88644685
>that pic
So Jackie will turn out to bean evil robot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeYAxYGyIuU
>>88644786
what if she told you she was going to kill jackie
>>88645121
I'd let her
>>88645121
Who the fuck is Jackie? I think you've got the wrong number, little girl.
>>88644891
The police are better prepared to handle the problem and treat her if neccesary
>>88643806
No, Star was just wet. So were you.
>>88643783
LEGS!
>>88645097
Stop trapping me in Kim Possible nostalgia!
>watch Could It Be videos
>a commenter asks "who else wanted this to happen between Star and Marco"
>>88645313
GIVE US LEGS!
>>88645281
I AM wet for some nice animations, especially dem sparks
>>88645270
but anon she wants to talk to YOU
>>88645359
I don't want to talk to her though
>>88623321
>Does 4chan now
newfag, it's been like that for a year now
>>88645270
After a attempt like that, she would need to talk to her parents or her psychiatrist before attempting to deal with her emotions, she might hurt herself.
>>88645441
Meant to respond to >>88645359, not to>>88645270
>>88644786
>Call back, and tell her to grease up, for I shall be coming for them girl-parts.
Same answer.
>>88645419
>>88645441
>>88619283
>>88634671
no you must give us the comic leak anon. give sauce
>>88645690
You know, I normally enjoy Star's suffering, but that .gif tugs my heart strings.
>>88643298
sauc
Come on lads, it's Christmas now. Be nice to Star now, ok?
>>88643298
Short hair Star is CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!
>>88645690
>>88645924
I would make her strawberry pancakes.
>>88645924
you should always be nice to star
> Its been years since those dark days
>You haven't booped a snoot in over three years
>Sometimes you dream of it, and your former past echoes in your mind
>But you have Star now, those times are long gone
>Except you've just discovered something that chills you to the bone
>Star likes to boop things, she's a booper, a boop slut if you will
>At first you saw it as endearing, she liked to boop cute things, everyone does
>But that's when it happened
>She asked you why you never boop her
>You can't! You can't tell her why either
>Soon the questioning turns tearful
>Why? Why can't you just boop her? She may not have a snoot, but she's boopable right?
>What if you boop her? What would happen?
>What if one boop turned to five? And then turned to ten? What if you couldn't stop?
>What if that addiction consumed you again, consumed her, consumed your life you had
>You can't take that chance, not now, not ever
>You turn, leaving Star alone, crying in the snow, boopless
>"No Star. No boop. I'm sorry"
>>88645690
It's for her own good Anon, she will thank them later on in her life, without problems
>>88646046
Is this based off something?
>>88644461
>Marcos first time
s...s.. sauce?
>>88642425
Get megadownloader. Lets you bypass the download limits.
>>88645924
Or, y'know, Just be nice in general.
Moon is fucking HOT
>>88646330
only on her good days
>>88645924
Is anal fisting considered nice?
>>88639612
This seriously makes me think Star and Tom are actually related.
I mean, look to Eclipsa's monster hubby! Totally from Tom's family.
>>88643609
Marco knows karate from a set of magic tapes.
>>88645097
No, but she's actually a quite good stepmother.
>>88646540
So cute
will they snuddle?
>>88646384
No, it's against Jesus
>>88646189
"Tears of a Star' and 'Marco's First Time" are supposedly the titles of the next episode
>>88646629
So extra nice if the recipient is not a Christian.
>>88646629
Its not penetration in a Biblical sense, sex during the pagan era - early modern was basically relegated to vaginal intercourse
>>88644685
Love hurts, love scars,
love wounds and mars any heart
not tough or strong enough
to take a lot of pain,
take a lot of pain.
Love is like a cloud,
holds a lot of rain
Love hurts, uu uuu~ Love hurts
>>88646046
>>88646091
No, not based off of anything in particular. I just wrote it a few days ago thinking it'd be buried and forgotten. Instead it hit the front page of the Star VS subreddit cause SOMEBODY cross posted it there (Thanks buddy, you da man)
>>88646967
It's my favorite shot post all of all time. Real horror show my droog
>>88646790
That's fucking bullshit.
What does /co/ think of the Princess Marco fandom? How annoying are they?
>>88647071
as much as Jasper-shippers, it also has no basis whatsoever.
>>88647071
If you seen them before you know why they're annoying.
>>88647123
>Jasper
Haven't seen too many of those people.
>>88646046
>>88646967
tfw when "BOOP" is shorthand for a type of pneumonia
WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING IN THE WATER ANON
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bronchiolitis_obliterans_organizing_pneumonia
>>88647028
Thats why I said "Supposedly"
Jesus you people get triggered at the stupidest shit, just try to enjoy Christmas guys
will Star ever find love
>>88647226
Nah, fuck you, you stupid cocksucker monkey jewlover.
>>88647192
>>88647250
You need to be older to post on 4chan
>>88647315
LMAO I'm older than you tumblrina. Pls go back.
>>88647394
again you must be older to post on 4chan
>come back from school
>see this
Wat do?
do you fuckers just call best girl autistic so you can relate to her better?
>>88647241
Yes. I already love her. So there ya go.
>>88647604
Rape her, nobody will believe the gypsy
>>88647394
I'm a year older than you.faggot
>>88644345
Wait.
Does this actually happen???
I'm like 2 episode's away from Bon Bon, please tell me Star doesn't do this. This is so damn sad.
Is this why the cuck memes exploded?
>>88646967
Made me giggle like a dumb girly at this Christmas party
>that episode where Marco tried to get into a tough guy's cluba setup like this could totally work in this show's setting with the tone and style that it has.
Why does S1 look so much better than S2?
>>88647806
>Marco still ashamed of his body
>He joins the body improvement club
>>88646256
Nobody has said this yet, or at least I missed it. But...
I WANT TO KISS STAR UNDER THE MISTLETOE
DAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
WHY!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
>>88644685
>You will never date a qt sk8r grill with tiny ridiculous leprechaun legs
seriously
I see this picture get posted constantly, and nobody brings it up
>>88647771
It's better if you find out for yourself. Keep going.But yes. Word-for-word.
>>88647806
>that episode where Star and Marco destroyed the entire city trying to take care of a pet worm
>>88647794
I am honored my fellow anons. I hope I can write something that you all can enjoy again.
Here is a pretty QTpie ready to paint the town red.
>>88647823
Marco gonna get /fit/ and join all the self absorbed assholes over there
>>88647771
I wont spoil but it gets pretty bad, I felt for star but she showed how clingy she was in Bon Bon
>>88647855
because she's a woman of taste
They've got cars big as bars, they've got rivers of gold,
but the wind goes right through you, it's no place for the old
When you first took my hand on that cold Christmas Eve,
you promised me Broadway was waiting for me!
You were handsome
>>88647923
You were pretty, Queen of New York City
(BOTH): When the band finished playing, they held at the mall
Sinatra was singing
all the drunks, they were swinging
we kissed on the corner and danced through the night
>>88647938
The boys of the NYPD choir were singing "Gallway Bay"
and the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day!
NEW PAGE FROM AREA'S COMIC GUISE
>>88647956
(calming instrumental break)
YOU'RE A BUM, YOU'RE A PUNK
>>88647972
You're an old slut on junk, laying there almost dead in that drip in that bed.
>>88647990
You scumbag, you maggot! You cheap lousy faggot!
Happy Christmas your arse, I pray God it's our last.
>>88647963
http://imgur.com/ReqlXAQ
Still no penetration
>>88647771
m8 you have no idea just how sad it gets.
It gets /r9k/ bad
>>88648017
MADMAN
>>88648048
>57 missed calls
LOL
O
L
Who's the cuck now?
>>88643742
>>88643783
>>88643855
>>88643817
Jackie would kick Star's ass in the only way it matters: attracting the one they boy they both want
>>88648116
As Tom reminded Star, he's not the only one with horns.
>>88648150
Girls are so catty that way, its fucking pathetic and huge turn off
>>88648150
Not if she's dead
>>88648048
This has to be fake, there's no way Star is that fucking desperate. I mean wow
>>88648200
it's real
Star gets rekt so hard in the last episode, it's sad, impessive and delicious at the same time
i'm just gonna leave this here
just reminding you that this is canon and that this happened
you're not dreaming right now. this is real.
>>88648382
>>88648396
Why can't our Mexican just have them both?
#LetMarcoScore
>>88648382
I've never debated that it wasn't canon, merely I think Starco will be the end game. If the series finale comes and Jarco wins it, I'll buy you a beer to celebrate your victory.
>>88648524
because Marco doesn't love Star
Star can at least take solace in the fact that she hasn't gone full Janna.
>>88648601
Im sure Marco would be ok with sharing the love. The problem is that Star wants steady.
The world would be better if nobody went steady
>>88623059
like that would stop Janna.
>>88648017
Do you think we will have penetration in 2017?
>>88648601
What does love have to to with it? Marco needs to put his babies in the bug to become King Father after Moon's death
>>88648899
Double dubs confirms penetrationinto you~
>>88648017
The wait, the anticipation..... ah, so good. Thanks for the link anon.
>>88648802
Janna only appears strong because she currently has the initiative and constantly pushes forward against Marco. However, she is very sensitive and vulnerable to Marco's feelings, such that if Marco ever pushed back and launched a proper counterattack, she would be utterly destroyed.
Marco can stop Janna very easily. Janna is all offense and no defense.
>>88648524
Where can find full image ?
>>88649509
artist name is haich
look it up on Paheal
>>88623008
>>88635421
disgust/confusion at the way Glossaryck is acting
>>88647604
>be marco
>butt slapped
>she knows your locker combo
>she knows your wallet
>she smells your butt
tap dat ass marcooooo
what if when you weren't paying attention star pulled off little purple hearts from her skin and put it on you and your things and put some on your pockets
>>88647841
please tell me that's canon
star probably read in a magazine that you kiss the boy you like
>>88649754
But Janna has got no ass
>>88649775
Where would she even get those purple hearts? Is she a veteran?
>>88649985
she excretes them from her skin
>>88649775
Is this some kind of mewnian territorial behavior?
>>88650040
>the military pays star to be in heat so they can give her heat-hearts to weary wounded veterans
>>88650157
H-how do they keep her in heat?
>>88650043
No it's really disgusting for mewmans but star does it anyway because she's gross
>>88650191
T-this is l-lewd
>>88649754
Lucky bastards like Marco piss me off.
I met a Janna once and tried to hit on her, but she already had her own 'Marco' that she always hit on instead.
>>88648899
Well id say your double dubs is a good sign! Seriously tho prob next page, we have like 7 days so i think we will get it just in time
what if janna started telling people she was pregnant with Marcos baby?
>>88650503
Wouldn't be surprised
Seems like an autistic thing to do - right up her alley
>>88649548
Thank friend
>>88649263
thats why i want so much a episode with marco and janna together and marco just lose his shit with her and ask for ``what your deal?``
>>88618132
>Star broke her wand
>Lost her family spell book
>won't fucking study her spells
>even moon is disappointed in her lack of skill
Star is all around terrible
>>88648048
>>88644345
If this is real then Star is a 100% certified pathetic cuck.
I am now with Jarco.
>>88650810
Please don't say that, it's Christmas.
>>88646046
Why does this thread smell like cinnamon?
>>88650191
Making her watch morning PT.
>>88650946
iunno
why are you asking me i dont know
>>88650852
Star deserves suffering
>>88651230
naw son
>>88651234
I want to put dirty hospital needles inside Star's pillowcase
>>88650503
I suppose Marco's "sensitive information" includes his sperm count, so it could be true
>>88651359
I want to step on Jackie's skateboard.
>>88650040
so her hearts are like her.....period.....?
>>88651425
I want to crush Star's wand with a Hydrolic press
>>88651359
I want the dick cheese of a million unwashed NEETs to rain down on you.
>>88651553
Magic > Hydraulics
>>88651566
>>88651712
I want Star to get splinter on her foot that gets infected and ends up giving her septic shock, which leads to surgeons amputate her foot
>>88651712
If only.... Truth or Punishment would have survived for another episode then...
>>88651812
Jokes on you faggot, she'd get a sweet magical robot foot.
Last for Manna
>>88652019
Last for Jarco, also check me
I want to invite Star to my home for Christmas!
>>88652040
I'm for Stanna
I hope Star gets mutilated
Last for Star goes back to rule Mewni, Jackie and Marco break up, Janna moves away and everyone stays single.
Kissing Star on the lips!
I want to get Star a cat!
>>88652245
*Cataracts
I WANT TO TAKE STAR TO THE PARK AND HAVE A NICE DAY
>>88652315
Nice days are for nice girls, she did a very naughty thing to Marco and Jackie, she's getting coal for Christmas
>>88652415
But she didn't do it intentionally
Last for MERRY CHRISTMAS
Last for I hope Star spends her Christmas alone
>>88652592
No Star = shit Christmas.
Last for Star getting food poisoning on Christmas
>>88652646
NO
O
May Star have a happy life