Meanwhile, at the Daily Planet

Just pull the old Superman Robot scheme.

>>88611493
is this a thing computers think they can do now?

>>88611493
how is that Clark??? He's not even wearing glasses

that computer sucks

i get it

>>88611493
they dont even have the same haircut or wear the same clothes, and Kent is weak as water! Your computer is shit and facebook is shit.

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>>88611493

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>>88611493
these kind of thingswould get lois fired for trying to publish fake news.

No fucking wonder "fake news" is such a problem when it thinks fucking Superman is Clark Kent. What's Kent write about? Dog shows, cookie sales, and a crazed vigilante in the city across the water instead OF THE FUCKING FOOTBALL GAME YOU WERE MEANT TO COVER CLARK.

>Imagine if that was actually the whole movie though, like, Clark actually covers the game and disses the Gotham team, Bruce Wayne gets pissed and sues the Daily Planet....

Cute style. He should only do porn or hire a writer. Honestly both might be best for him.

>>88612335
Thought this was Rogue and Superman.

>>88611593
before the picture loads in facebook the box is just a text description of how many people are on the pic, if it's a close up and if they're smiling or not
of course it will pick up Clark and his stupid glasses ruse

>>88612479
he should illustrate for porn magazines

>>88611517

But in an age of super-science, isn't that one of the obvious ploys people would assume?

>>88612383
I'd listen to Clark Kent over Skip Bayless, hell, I'd listen to anyone over Skip Bayless.

>>88611493

This is an actual problem in DC. Oracle has a whole system set up that scrubs up close images of superheros that are too easy to track from the net.

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Everyone knows that Superman is really Lex Luthor.

>>88612383
Good lord, that would be amazing.