"Mom, look! Phineas and Ferb built a-"
NET
>...
>>88610512
THAT I JUST FOUND
>>88610481
Why is there no good porn of candace its unfair god damnit! I love this p headed bitch.
PING AS
>>88610667
No doubt the work of the Mysterious Force.
>>88610481
Sex machine that would finally satisfy our urges
>>88610526
WHEN I SAY GO
>>88610597
glad he's keeping a sense of humor.
>>88610667
commission some?
she's kinda hard to decide how to draw in a good style but still look like herself
>>88610954
GET READY TO THROW
>>88611416
GO!
>>88611439
THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME
candace, a donkey with a paper cone on its head isnt a unicorn. at least put that shit on a goat. or yknow, ask your brothers to find you one. they already wanted to find one for isabella
>>88610481
METAL GEAR?!
>>88611616
The Shagohod?
>>88610481
mom's log cutter
>>88611616
PERRY the metal gear!?!?
>>88610667
There is.
concentration camp
I have masturbated to the SIMP music video at least once
>>88611967
what the fuck do people find sexy about butts? that's where poop comes from
now if there was a song where she was shaking her crotch around i'd love that.
https://youtu.be/iAjqhNCtvME
Reminder that we could have had something really great instead of Milo Murphy's Law.
>>88611639
cute CUTE
>>88611995
candace would make a terrible superhero. and if you recall, the dangiraffe was a villain persona
>>88611924
That is definitely not porn, not a pinup ether..
>>88612097
I never said it was. I said it exists somewhere out there.
>>88611482
UGH
>>88612076
If she could direct the energy she wastes trying to bust her brothers on busting people who actually need to be busted, all crime in Danville would disappear (provided the Mysterious Force only covers her brothers and not everyone else). You know it.
>>88612438
she's pretty incompetent about it though. energy is one thing but she's kind of all energy, no focus
>>88612121
Could hsve simply suggested Rule34
>Any hot pics of her as Control Freak?
>>88610481
"-machine that destroys people's clothes!"
>>88612519
now that would be a fantastic episode
>>88612438
Well she did end up focusing that into getting a law degree.
>>88611995
>was in that thread
>am in the screencap
Am I internet famous now?
>>88612384
Thanks, and saved.
>>88612519
Now, Perry the Platypus, I-
>ZAP!
What just happened? Wait, where did Perry the Platypus go?
Sir, I have made fresh cooki- and now I need to go remove my eyes and delete my memory!
>>88612703
oh man, I need thatto be cleaned up a bit before i save it
>>88610667
The shows art style really discourages that kind of art, imo
Candace has a great strut.
>>88612669
>candace is obsessed with a good bust because she doesn't have one herself
>>88612793
Candace will never not be the best character in the history of Western animation.
>>88612793
Give her time.
>>88612864
There is not enough art of future Candace.
Hell, there is none at all.
So, what specifically DOES Jeremy like about Candace?
>>88612924
What's not to like about Candace.
>>88612864
That was the best adult design for Candace, why didn't they stick with it?
>>88612924
red hair and determination
>>88612924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sCakhqJu-Y
>>88612941
Because there are 10 years between Act Your Age and Quantum Boogalo.
>>88612997
>>88612992
None of the Act Your Age designs were all that good though.
>>88613025
>>88612519
http://imgur.com/a/rMCyy
>>88613025
True. This >>88613043 looks... not good.
Still, I take comfort in the fact that in the end she is going to look great.
>>88613066
unf
Every single PnF thread eventually inevitably descends into endless Candaceposting.
And I fucking love it.
>>88613471
>5 fingers
0/10
>>88613471
>That hair style
Fucking adorable
"MOM, Phineas and Ferb are staring at my feet again."
>>88613471
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a pornography!
>>88613615
>Lynda doesn't mind because she briefly was a porn actress in her youth
>>88613673
That belt buckle was a souvenir from those days.
>>88611924
how haven't I seen this before?
>>88612762
>>88612782
LOOK AT THAT SUN
LOOK AT THAT SKY
>>88613801
F.
>>88613807
LOOK AT MY RED TANK TOP
IT LOOKS SO FLY
>>88612498
Context? if this one of those the parents are dead comic?
>>88613615
http://imgur.com/a/kxZEw
>>88613994
During the credits
>CHOMP!
>Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.
>Yes, on the alligator.
>>88614024
i think in this case P+F are supposed to be dead
>>88614024
Phineas and Ferb are dead, presumably as a result of one of their inventions going wrong ("don't balme yourself for what went down the other day"). Candace thinks she is talking to her brothers until she realizes they are no longer there and she is going crazy.
It's a reference to a scene from Scrubs, which has become a meme here (pic related). They guy talks to another guy until the third guy asking him "Where do you think we are?" makes him realize they are actually on the other guy's funeral.
>>88614024
Scrubs episode
Just google scrubs "Where do you think we are"
>>88613305
I wanted her snacks for sure.
>>88614287
Look at that white space in the family picture
>>88612793
>not liking tall lanky girls
get out of my sight and never come back
>>88612199
LETS TRY SOMETHING ELSE.
>>88614085
>>88613807
>>88612670
Kek
>>88612670
"How am I supposed to go on my date with Jeremy if I'm butt naked?!"
>>88614534
NOW WATCH AND LEARN.
>>88614625
Did Candace ever take up ballet?
>>88614729
Everything in my closet is gone too!
Well, at least you don't have to figure out what to wear.
Not helping, Stace.
>>88615053
I don't think we ever get anything suggesting that; from the stuff we see in her room, she's probably a cheerleader though.
>>88614347
hey man I like her just the way she is
but she doesnt. she's a normalfag hardcore
So it's canon that Phineas and Ferb can get away with raping Candace everyday.
>>88615075
>we can't all be japanese and stuff
>hey I haven't had a bath with my mom since I was 13!
>>88615053
>>88615114
She does parkour.
>>88615044
HERE'S THE DEAL
>>88615270
parkour ≠ dancing
>>88615306
HE'LL SLIP AND SLIDE
>>88612670
>>88614729
>>88615075
>>88615208
Wait, if this is happening to me then... VANESSA!
Hello? Oh, hello, Da-. What? I'm walking down the street by...
>ZAP
OH COME ON!
>multiple car brakes screeching, crashing offscreen
>>88615727
>>88615727
>>88615769
Come to think of it, Candace would absolutely wreck her in a fight. Being from Earth makes her a heavy worlder and Candace is pretty strong for her size to begin with.
>>88615769
>Cause I'm the Queen of Mars, I was invisible on Earth...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3LXh-RbmJ4
>>88615793
Well she slipped into Tarzan mode pretty easily when getting lost in that jungle. She could totally do the Barsoom thing.
>>88611995
>>88615658
OVER A BANANA PEEL
>there never was amaid cafe episode
>>88611995
Milo Murphy's Law is great.This idea is just better.
>>88616381
>OVER
>>88615692
Honestly, who spends their entire life savings on fig leaves? My mother told me no-
>ZAP
Fig leaf?
Just hand me a box.
>>88616848
god damn you i was using those sides
>>88610667
Well, we do have this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaFdUkf8Hik
>>88612499
>mary_lee_walsh.jpg
>>88616848
I know what we're going to do to-
>ZAP
Well, that was weird.
EEEEEEEEE!
Hey, guys. Thought I heard a nerd screamin'.
Why didn't your clothes disappear?
They're Tuff Brand clothes; nothin' fazes 'em.
May I borrow some of them, please?
Naw, you ain't union.
>>88612364
>>88612384
btw, Splooge posted >>88603367 a couple hours ago.
>>88617531
second to last line was ferb, right
>>88617531
>What'cha wearrrin?
>>88617966
Well if were talking about improvised clothes I guess Candade and Stacy are wearing door mats. Vanessa is wearing a garbage bag which to her annoyance isnt black. Any other suggestions
>>88617531
Hey Phineas, whatcha doi-
>ZAP!
>>88617531
What are you watching, Dear?
Snifferton are playing Worcestershire. You know, watching football on the telly really takes me back to the first time I ever took in a game in person. Well, almost.
>ZAP
Ah, now, it's exactly the same.
This reminds me of the first time I went to the Tristie Awards.
>>88617690
Of course it had to be that show
>>88618842
>>88617966
>>88617531
>>88616848
>>88615692
>>88615208
>>88615075
all of these have been perfect
>>88610667
>why is there no good porn of a 10 year old
>>88618289
The fireside girls are wearing entirely new clothes they stitched themselves, within seconds.
>>88619098
>10 year old
???
>>88611639
I just wish 2D Candace was a little more built compared to regular Candace
>>88611995
that would be pretty neat, and I agree about that Dangiraffe redesign being excellent
>>88612364
>>88612384
Splooge is a most excellent artist, just wish he had an actual site somewhere, I'd love to commission him sometime
>>88612800
it's amazing how just changing her hairstyle makes Candace at least 50% cuter
>>88612384
need to add Vanessa.
>>88612941
>that neck
my sides!
>>88610481
Christmas Tree??
Let's get some hot chocolate!
>>88610597
Being Candace is suffering.
>>88610736
Thank you very much, Mysterious Force!
>>88611639
I really hate to say this, but does anyone else get the feeling we're stuck with the worst Candace?
>>88612197
AI CARUMBA!!
This I like!
Vanessa x Candace?
>>88619807
threesome is better
>>88612937
Psychosis.
Uncontrollable urge to bust brothers.
>>88612452
>>88613126
Even different shoes make her look at least 50% cuter!
>>88615270
Where did she parkour ...
>>88619098
She is 15.
>>88611995
I was hoping to see the return of Dangiraffe in the Marvel special.
>>88619098
I do loathe to tell you this, my good Anon, but Candace is 15 years of age.
She does look preteen, though.
Perhaps that's what Jeremy likes about her?
>>88619333
Katie still isn't wearing any socks.Neither is Gretchen
>>88616381
>OVER
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>88611843
No, PARRY the Metal Gear!
>>88618338
Ferb, could you give us a minute?
>>88612892
Best future Candace is Labcoat Candace.
>>88620003
is it Phineas or Isabella saying that?
>>88620076
seriously, need more fanart of her.
Can we agree that Candace is still better one?
>>88616402
So... how did she return to human form?
>>88620299
>>88610481
concentration camp which will oversee the implementation of the final solution
>>88619992
FUCK THE VR MİSSİONS!
I'm sorry, bad memories.
>>88620089
Probaly Isabella
>>88618415
I don't remember anymore. Why did she turn emo again?
>>88619384
What episode was that?
>>88619905
Very tall preteen.
>>88610481
Giant dildo?
>>88620350
This is a gag from Gravity Falls. Not an actual P&F episode.
>>88620342
She wrong interprets a "teen identity" test.
>>88620352
True that
I wasn't taking part of the threads when this show was airing. Only watched it later on Netflix.
Was there any kind of backlash, for those who shipped Candace with somebody else than Jeremy?
>>88620510
not really
that said phineas/Isabella fans acted obnixiously to Ferb/Isabella
>>88620316
Candace is the best girl ever.
>>88620316
Titty and booty mean nothing in the long term, anon. People stay for personalities.
>>88620526
*First quote meant for >>88620299
>>88620510
With whom else?
>>88620534
Vanessa or Stacy
>>88620003
S-sure, take all the time you need.
>>88620197
Is there any Future Candace fanart at all? I've never seen any.
>>88620510
Aside Jeremy, she normally is shipped only with girls like Stacy and Vanessa and all like this.
>>88616534
Roadtrip, not exactly the same but Candace was amazing there
>>88620572
i found just one, but is not safe.
>>88620576/
actually who else there to ship her with
>>88620316
>>88620299
Candace is still perfection
>>88620540
No, I think it's all amicably bisexual ship-merging.
>>88620589
If it's the one I think it is, it's shit.
>>88620553
>*blink**blink*
>moonwalks away
ftfy
>there will never new p&f or another show as amazing as p&f
>>88620666
Who?
>>88620665
Milo Murphy is just as fun
>>88620591
Vanessa's ex-boyfriend?
>>88620678
it's fine but it's not nearly as fun.
>>88620685
I might look into that. Is Kiss Cartoon still down?
This thread needs more Doof.
>>88620699
Streaming online is for plebs. Ask around for megas.
>>88620703
I wonder did he ended up with Charlene at the end
>>88620703
>Nothing at all, nothing at all
>>88620724
It didn't work out between the two and he is very happy with the alimony money. No reason they get back together. Beside, he has been seeking to date other women. he has moved on.
>>88620754
Im still surprised they actually depicted a divorced couple in a cartoon and not only did they not present any drama of "oh man, these guys divorced, we gotta try and get them back together, they will be so happy together, I know it!" but they also had the woman paying alimony money. Also they were actually quite friendly with each other. Three rarities for media to display about divorce.
>>88610597
I have been on /mlp/ to long my mind jumped right to the horse
>>88620302
Presumably Phineas and Ferb found a cure after they glued her back together.
>>88620823
>they also had the woman paying alimony money
They needed an explanation for how Doof afforded all his crazy schemes. She's apparently loaded to the degree that the alimony can regularly dominate markets in the tri-state area.
>>88618842
Meanwhile in Swamp city
"you know you two seem to be taking the fact that our clothes disappeared well"
"Zack this isn't the first Milo or anyone near him has been in danger of a public indecency charge"
"Personally I think of streaking as a form of exercise."
>>88610481
GIANT POLKA-DOTTED PENIS!
>>88612012
Too flat.
>>88610481
WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
I think the "Mysterious Force" was just Milo walking being the fence.
>>88621259
That's stupid. The Mysterious Force is aimed directly against Candace, not just anyone around Milo wherever he is.
>>88620510
Well they made it clear that Candace's feelings where returned early on.
>>88620703
It'll be years till we get a cartoon character as funny as him again.
>>88620743
Diogee go home
>>88620823
I remember when the Flynn family being a blended family and Phineas and Ferb being stepbrothers was considered a new shocking thing.
>>88621405
I always got that idea that Linda Choose artifical insemination as she wanted kids but didn't find the right guy.
>>88620682
Yeah but he's almost an non-entity
I guess Monty but really i prefer him with Vanessa (yeah i know act your age but I sitll thought Seth green and Olivia Olsen had some chemistry)
>>88621761
Isn't he a little to old for Candace.
Also Albert. Irvings brother.
>>88621790
How old is he, actually?
>>88621871
17-19
Not that older but still near the creepy line
>>88621790
>>88621790
Better with her cousin Eliza.
>>88621790
You might consider Bufford too.
>>88622078
Eh again his too young and secondly I think Candace has standards also he has that french fireside girl
>>88621935
yeah but I was thinking hetro ships (moving the goal posts I know)
>>88621935
meanwhile in London
"i wonder what my cousins in ameria are doing at the moment"
>ZAP!
"Honestly I don't get why I've been hit I've only been in one episode"
>>88622122
>Eh again his too young
isn't he a year older than the other kids. Technically, Ferb and Vanessa have a wider age gap.
>>88622168
>, Ferb and Vanessa have a wider age gap.
Fair enough. but to be honest I didn't like the fact that those two got togeather. espically since they made Monty likable.
>>88612742
Where...where did Ducky Momo go?
>>88622246
>>88617531
Look at me and you're dead.Only Phineas can look.
>>88622168
>>88622215
I always wanted Ferb and Gretchen to get together.
Surely I'm not the only one.
Or am I?
>>88622324
"EXTRA! EXTRA!"
"READ ALL ABOUT IT!"
"FIRESIDE GIRLS LEADER REVEALS ALL TO CRUSH!!"
>>88622292
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
>>88622324
honestly i never saw it. they never really interacted the only thing that was there was the whole they happen to be the second in command of each gender with in the group of friends.
>>88610481
waifu
Phineas and Ferb is like the only show where I didn't care about shipping. It's just a formula-run fun comedy with practically no drama. The two "main" pairings were there more to serve as plot basis and/or comic relief than to actually engage you emotionally. And the whole thing is just too unrealistic both plot-wise and artstyle-wise to do any self-inserting or waifuing, which are both often major factors in shipping.
>>88622638
For more proof of this read any Phineas and Ferb fanfiction.
>>88622246
He's really a secret agent sent to observe Candace's mental health.
>>88622655
Are you telling me that fanfiction of P&F are not overrun by shipping drama? I refuse to believe such a thing is possible.
>>88622497
>we're not related are we?
>>88622356
Meant to reply to >>88622316
>>88622683
No I was trying to say that it's full of that shit.
That and Perry talking fuck that.
>>88622246
>>88610667
The background characters are better.
>>88622772
「DUCKY MOMO IS MY FRIEND」
>>88622772
Is this Jojo reference?
>>88622316
Some things are worth dying for.
>>88622772
>>88622803
>>88622826
Is there an image of jojofied Candace to supplement this image?
>>88622772
Rejected SemiPerfect Cell design.
>>88622826
What isn't a Jojo reference, at this point?
>>88622780
They have even less; it's practically nonexistent.
Phineas and Ferb actually has relatively little rule 34 artwork for how long and popular it was; there are shows that haven't been out half as long and with even wonkier art that dwarf it in that regard.
>>88623094
I never implied there was more art, just that their character designs are definitely more sexualized.
>>88616597
It's pretty mediocre to be quite
>>88616597
None of MML characters come close to Candace and Doofenschmirtz
>>88623407
Would anybody have thought those two characters would turn out to be so lovable when the show first started though?
>>88616381
ITS ON YOU RUINED IT!
>>88623423
I was a fan of both from the very first episode, and they only got better as the series went on.
>>88623569
But the platypus should never have a girlfriend.
>>88623669
But his roar makes all girls swoon
>>88620299
No contest.
Melissa has miles of abuse to get through before she's even close.
>>88623784
>that monkey
>>88622139
okay just one more
>ZAP!
Steven what are you doing here? where's Perry?
>>88623569
What episode was that?
>>88624187
Doofapus
>>88623569
Holy shit, that's Candace in the drawing
>>88623784
You sick fuck
>>88624286
Doof is a man of fine taste.
>>88622477
Buford just looks away
>>88620634
Good Lord, my sides
>>88623635
M-Mu-
>Isabella aged up
Muh retracted
>>88624349
Just saying that Candace has earned her place.
I mean, we haven't seen Melissa in a swimsuit even once yet, how likely is it that we'll ever see her in a feral jungle/cavegirl outfit? Let alone three different ones.
>>88619426
yeah hair-horns are not flattering. who does she think she is, girl-Fry?
>>88620699
i prefer toonova or watchcartoononline anyway
>>88621405
uhh no.. the new and unusual part was how they made no mention of it past the first episode and never made any kind of big deal about it at all
>>88621889
hey thanks you're the reason I've never been able to get a date
i feel sorry for carl. all those times monogram was randomly mentioning candace and he's like A TEENAGE GIRL? :D
Why are neurotic girls so appealing
>>88625870
What did he mean by this?
>>88621889
and he is already a little creepy.
>>88625888
pillow-hurling dexterity of course
>>88625870
>>88625888
Wondering the same, here.
>>88610481
a fifth season
>>88625888pretty huge dick
>>88620845
That's Cadence, not Candace. Subtle difference.
>>88626264
90% of mentions of either of them, on /co/ at least, are spelled 'cadance' which isnt anything
>>88620630
kek
>>88625681
my main issue is how much forehead it exposes, makes it look like a bad wig
>>88619912
SCANDALOUS
>>88619825
You left out Jenny..
>>88620076
Remember, time Candace died for our sins.
>>88620316
There is a better version of this on deviantart
Phineas and Ferb was never good.
>>88623873
The eye ruins it for me.
>>88622122
Stacy's the only true ship for Candace.
>>88620703
Card carrying villains who treat their job as more of a hobby are the best.
>>88627954
i wish there was a term for 'not shipping but want them to platonically fool around'
>>88628016
But it's true, it got old and stale fast with the singing in every episode, plus the kids the show is named after were the most boring characters on the show itself, and the Phineas + Isabella got really annoying
>>88628043
Weak bait, anon.
It's okay to dislike something. But when I see a thread about a show which I thought wasn't good, I just ignore it and move along. Why wouldn't I? Coming into that thread and saying how said show is shit would do neither me nor the people in that thread any good. The only reason you'd waste time on something like this is when you have nothing better to do than to bait people.
>>88628170
>w-weak bait
>attracted (You)
>>88628190
At least now you're admitting it's bait.
>>88628291
>SEETHING
>>88623784
how did the survived all this?
>>88628369
It's a cartoon
>>88628369
She's a tough girl.
>>88628369
she's been through several transmogrifying inventions that only got her back to normal by seeming chance. she's probably still part liquid
>Candace is still 40ft tall.
Can we all agree that this show was the best thing to come from Disney Channel's cartoons?
Hell, it might be one of the best cartoons the come out the mid 2000s
>>88628487
Technically everyone is.
>>88611683
Don't you dare
>>88628400
Delete!
>>88623784
I told you, being Candace is suffering.
>>88628526
it's up there.
best current thing on disney is Two More Eggs
Surprising lack of Vanessa ITT
>>88628706
>>88625552
Have we even seen Melissa barefoot?
>>88628731
>>88628731
unlike candace, this did not do her any favors
>>88628745
I think they all were when they stayed up late to watch the dr. zone marathon
I find your lack of Stacy...disturbing.
>>88628830
>>88628843
>wearing shoes on a bed or couch
What the actual fuck?
>>88628877
She's a rebel
>>88628706
Well we've already made her clothes disappear
Also candace vs vanessa whos the better character
>>88628526
Did you forget Tron: Uprising?
>>88628919
>Also candace vs vanessa whos the better character
Candace is more fun because of her freak-outs
Vanessa might be a better character because of her relationship with father development.
>>88628919
Candace is the better character but Vanessa ismuh waifu
>>88614256
>It's a reference to a scene from Scrubs, which has become a meme here (pic related). They guy talks to another guy until the third guy asking him "Where do you think we are?" makes him realize they are actually on the other guy's funeral.
>been coming here since 2005
>only now found out the source of the image via lurking because didn't want to be a faggot and use knowyourmeme
>>88628877
>>88628906
Nessy's a rebel, I think Stacy just relishes rebelling against being jappyknees once in a while.
but she has mentioned cleaning her entire room with her feet before
>>88628924
>C'mon Dad, can't you build me some kind of -inator to give me more...
><hissing air intake>
>talent?
>>88629004KYM has honestly been a pretty valuable source of information for me. While obviously it'd be cancer to spend any time as part of their community, as a resource it's not bad
>>88628973
I'd agree with this. Candace is more one-dimensional but absolutely hilarious entertaining, Vanessa has more depth and development.
>>88612113
>Modern Sonic Gameplay
>>88629041
it runs like an absolute butt though
>>88628981
>the black heart of pain and gentle sadness
sounds edgy
>>88629071
what depth and development does vanessa have?
>>88629114
>>88629041Fuck you, we're a great community.
>>88628706
I really wish Vanessa showed up in the cavepeople episode just so we could hear Olivia Olson continually grunting.
>>88629959
She's a great singer but I kinda doubt her actual acting ability when she's playing anything other than olivia olsen. her various animal roars and stuff as marceline when she transforms into a bat monster or whatever were... unconvincing.
>>88623669
>>88610481
"BEHNBLAAAAAADE!"
>>88629279
Your site is one of the reasons 4chan gets so many cancerous newfags nowadays
>>88631259
>nowadays
I bet you also think summer brings a higher number of schoolkids here too.
>>88610667
>being sexually into cartoons
>>88630284
YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES
>>88618842
Agent P! Why are you out of uniform!
>ZAP
Great googly moogly, I'M out of uniform!
Do you want some coconut shells, Sir?
It disturbs me how fast you can whip those out, Carl.
>>88619098
>moralfaggin on /co/
don't get too judgmental there in your diaper and fur suit chief.
>>88632926
>Wait, why didn't they disappear?
>well technically they're fruit hulls, sir
>>88626424
The horse's name is stylized as Cadance rather than proper spelling on the original word
>>88632926
Hello, Tjinder residence, Baljeet speaking.
>ZAP
Could you speak up? I'm not wearing pants.
>>88633102
You mean cadence? Cause that's an actual thing.
>>88610481
why didn't she just snap a picture?
>>88633354
She tried that multiple times and it never worked out.
>>88633102
not only is that not true (it's explicitly short for 'Cadenza') it wouldn't be stylized. it's just a typo that made it into a ton of marketing and by that point hasbro was just like 'we only sell shitty unarticulated toys, we're sorry we tried telling a good story and it made us popular with men'
>>88610663
I voted for you, Kevin.
>>88615224
Heh. The little dinosaurs make me laugh.
Well, this has been a relaxing thread.
>Cheers
>>88634037
CANDACE THREAD! CANDACE THREAD!
>don't call it that, it's just an intimate Phineas and Ferb thread!
>>88634168
given the context, it'd be more like
>Candace General!
>It's not a general, it's an intimate thread-together!
>>88620634
>or raping a monkey in the shower
So just an ordinary prison day?
>>88629023
>No, no. More
>*Ba-boom*
>You want to have a self-destruct feature?
>No!-And why do you put those in everything you build?
>>88635047
I like that it's actually funnier the way you misunderstood me
man i'm old.
>>88635076
Misunderstood what?
Mom, Phineas and Ferb made me!
>>88635148
it was meant to be vanessa saying talent.
it's an old sailormoon fandom joke
>>88635766
>I've got some stretch marks that say otherwise
>>88635787
I got the Sailor Moon reference, but the question mark at the end made it seem like Doof was saying that.
>>88635831
hm.. you're right actually. The problem is I set up the first part as a question too (can't you) so it was just agreeing with it.
>>88612452
Is...is her ass YELLING at her?
>>88636341
possibly making some kind of stretching noise as the fabric nears its limits
or the squirrel is making noise?
I never watched the show because I'm not a child anymore but Candace seems cute.
>>88612892
That lipstick is horrible
>>88616424
>>88636804
dude, if you 'don't watch cartoons because they're for kids' you're in for a treat. this show, more than almost any other, is intelligent enough to hold what I'm sure are your very mature tastes.
>>88636856
>someone saved the gif I made
feels good man
wait a minute, this isn't the gif I made.. it's better! and a smaller size! damn you!
>>88620823
P&F was always good about portraying facets like this very well. It's part of what made the show endearing.
>>88620929
Didn't she get rich because she patented one of his devices that he wrote of as not being suitable for evil?
>>88637618
I know he gets money for one of his inventions that someone else used for eye care, but that he didn't intend for that way.. but that he still gets money for because he owns the patent.. something like that.
>Mooooom! Phineas and Ferb built a stripclub and are making me the star dancer!!
>>88631475
>3dpd
>>88610481
fleshlight production plant, and they're using the local girls as models!
>>88639064
>>88637865
>P&F told her that she'd be center stage on the pole dance
>Candace is actually being the pole
>>88639210
>Making fun of anorexia
>>88639210
>the main act is when Isabella climbs onto Candaces shoulders and spins around on her neck
>>88639233
Nah, she's not anorexic
Just flat as a board, tall as a pole and neck for days
>"So why am I the pole, Phineas? I thought you can get everything!"
>"Well the strip club pole supplier didn't even let us in!"
>"Turns out we're actually too young for that"
>>88639269
>Fireside girls help out so they can earn their "On The Pole" badge
>>88639274
I actually read that in their voices. Even Ferb.
>>88610481
bow and arrow that make weird ghosts apoear!
>>88610481
fully operational deep-space battle station with enough firepower to destroy an entire planet
>>88637865
And Stacy help her.
http://elfranco.deviantart.com/art/Candace-Stancy-pole-dance-562568458
>Mooooom! Phineas and Ferb are hanging out with a bunch of little delinquents!
>>88640241
Death Stars are small time.
>>88634310
> underrated post
>>88612519
that exists it's a comic called Barefoot through the City
>>88640241
>>88641144
You'd think Doof designed it, since it has a self-destruct button.
>>88619883
and doesn't exist
>>88641852
indeed was Doof in the Star Wars special.
>>88641926
do you exist?
Whoa, this thread is still chugging along.
>>88642052
How can we be real if the world ain't real?
>>88611995
>>88642066
What am I looking at?
>>88642722
I don't know any of the other characters. What's the context? Goofy villains club?
>>88642792
It's Stilt-Man, Doctor Doom, Brick Frog, and Irving Forbush. Not sure who the other guy is.
Doom apparently wanted to start an evil group and these are the people he got.
STOLE FROM MY MOM'S PURSE
>>88612797
>>88643248
Literally who?
Anyone got Megalink for Milo?
>>88643599
Background character that was popular with the staff apparently.
>>88643644
mega:#F!bQh2VZja!SlREiFvWj50kSfiOOv6PDw
>>88643744
>mega:#F!bQh2VZja!SlREiFvWj50kSfiOOv6PDw
Is it weird if I enjoyed dolphin pron?
>>88643819
>doesn't know how to use mega links
>>88643844
>why are you implying?
>>88642723
Stacy's grand mum, but it's nice to know she's still going to be cute in her old age
>>88642874
Well Candace shoulden't be there.
disney owns the film rights.