BIG

>>88603788
I will never forgive JRJR for depriving me of what could have a been a solo shot of Johns and Morrison doing the WF pose.

>>88604163
also he;s a shit artist

>>88604286
It's implicit at this point.

>>88604286
Having Klaus Janson as inker doesn't help.

>>88604286
Only when he's phoning it in. . . though, he's been phoning it in for over a decade now.

>>88603788
Next Morrison book when?

Bought Klaus and the Witch of Winter yesterday and it was good but man I really want another monthly by Morrison.

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>>88603788
>six men and only one person of color? outrageous! our legion of fuckery will deride you every step of the way.

>>88604425
>that token black dude
>that headscarf
>those 2 guts in the middle
>the 2 flaming faggots hugging each other on the right

fucking cringed so hard

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>>88604425

>>88604425
W-was /pol/ right once again?

>>88604425
Why does Bendis look like he's wearing a Halloween costume version of office clothes?

>>88604557
/pol/ relies on the Texas Sharpshooter fallacy to be right about anything. They make enough predictions and claims that some of them are bound to be correct, and then sweep the others under the rug.

>>88604425
There are 3 POC. An Asian, a Hispanic and a Muslim.

>>88604425
The black guy does not look happy to be there at all.

>>88604648
and a magical scotsman.

>>88603788

MARVEL IS FUCKED

>>88604648
bendis pls.

>>88604425

DC has Christopher Priest though

>>88604425
Take off the fucking tie.

>>88603788
Where is the DChads copy pasta?

>>88604557
About what exactly?

>>88604735
He's an uncle tom though. Not even working on a black character. Distasteful.

>>88604590
Untucked dress shirts always look wrong, but if he tucked it in everyone wold be able to see the contours of his fat belly.

>>88604425
>Coates' face
every fucking time

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>Woman: So what do you do?
>Mann Brother: I work for DC Comics.
>Woman: *Panties become instantly wet.*
Fucking DChads. How can one company be so based?

>>88604425
Who's the most styling? /fa/ggots help.

>>88604791
Oh like he's fooling anyone now.

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>>88604782
Really? Because I heard he´s quite a bad mother--

>>88604521
>>88604803

>>88604799
Clay legit looks like a jock that pumps bitches full of cum and dumps them.

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>>88604664
yeh

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>>88604799
Dunno, but they manage

>>88604425
Cucks.
>>88603788
Chads.

>>88604664
That's because Coates has a day job. This is just side work he was probably thinking he could do without any significant obligations like getting dragged into a brainstorm retreat.

>>88604664
It got worse when he went to the Comic Con panel on Black Panther.

>>88604664
Because it was the same day Bendis said he was killing War Machine.

>>88604808
Shut your mouth.

DC should try being less of a white bio club,l. Marvel is actually hiring black people
>Coates
>Stelfreeze
>Walker
>Bendis
>Greene
>Coipel
>Roxanne Gay

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>>88604840
>DC has a minimum sexiness requirement
Fucking DChads.

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>>88604974
>cougar

>>88604460
One of flaming faggots jumped the ship.
Who's he hugging, though?

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>>88604974
Yeah, they do

>>88604974
Joelle Jones is gorgeous. She's been getting up there in age but she still looks good. Her 8-10 years ago was a 11/10.

>>88604808
Shit, no wonder he wrote Black Panther.

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>>88604286
I think his art on The Last Crusade was legit good, and that was pretty recent. If he didn't stick up with his "the quicker the art process, the quicker you get paid" excuse and gave more time to make his art look better, I think he would end up being an all-around better artist.

>>88604963
In addition to Priest, DC also has Semper and soon they'll have Grievoux and Ryan Benjamin.

>>88605018
I think JRJR is fine. Like Miller, I just think modern inking and coloring methods don't do him justice.

>>88605051
And of course my guy, Kolins gets no mention.

>>88604963
>Bendis
A subtle joke post, but a good one.

>>88605016
I wonder if he wrote Power Man too?

>>88605102
He did.

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>>88604557
/pol/ is always right desu

>>88605130
Downloading. Thanks.

>>88604425
Reminder that Dogfucker's shiteating grin was taken right before he signed with DC, and that he might've been the one to leak the CW2 spoilers

>>88605155
Not his best work tbqh

>>88604425
Wish someone could draw them as Marvel characters fighting the DC guys as DC characters.

>>88605198
Bendis as Power Man of course.

>>88605183
But it is funny for the novelty of Misty Knight cucking Danny with a guy named Tryone.

>>88605183
Meh, 1970s Marvel is always entertaining.

>>88604425
who is the guy in between Benis and the Hijab? He could really benefit from a session with the DChads

>>88605177
How much weight in muscle do you think he's gain since joining DC?

>>88605268
Axel Alonso. Marvel's Editor-in-Chief and former Vertigo's Editor. He is responsible to edit the classic titles that made Vertigo so good, yet, he completely dun goofed right after he stepped on Marvel's soil.

>>88605361
What did he edit over at Vertigo? Also, if his method of editing is "just do whatever you want" then it's clear why those Vertigo titles were good and his marvel comics aren't.

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>>88605391
The "do what you want" approach actually worked pretty well during Jemas-era Marvel. My biggest criticism of that era is that Jemas was pretty dumb when it came to hating cosmic stories and anything that couldn't be envisioned as a movie, but "don't be epic all the time" was pretty good advice that they've since ignored entirely.

>>88605391
>Other Vertigo titles he edited until 1999 included Garth Ennis' Preacher, Black Orchid, Kid Eternity, Hellblazer, Unknown Soldier, 100 Bullets and Human Target.
Probably things that were best left alone to writers.

>>88605445
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he just let Ennis, Milligan and Azzarello do their own thing and they produced gems. Over at Marvel he's working with hacks.

>>88604974
>minimum sexiness requirement

>tfw I will never write for DC no matter how good my stories are

>>88605135
York would never support the shitheap that is /pol/, this picture triggers me

>>88606652
They have ugly fat guys too. Williamson, Seeley, Finch...

>>88606664
"The Jews did it." It's in the coffee. And the coffee never lies, right Zach?

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>>88604974

>>88606825
Maybe they've got charisma.

>>88606917
Nah.

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>>88606825
>Finch
>fat
Nigga what? See dem moves!

>>88606664
I just love how middle eastern he looks there

>>88606858
>JOÃ<<LLE
lol

>>88606940
How does Vader stay alive outside the suit, and why is he going by David Finch now?

Someone post the Humphries Marvel/DC comparison

>>88606981
Fucking Disney.

>>88606997
Dude, Finch looks like he got in a fight with fire and got his ass kicked.

>>88606940
He legit looks like a villain.

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>>88606981
>>88607036
He still got a nicer looking wife than most. Truly a DChad.

>>88607075
That just means he has an enormous cock or a great personality, because looks are by far his dump stat.

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>>88606982

>>88607115
Jesus Christ. Always gets me.

>>88603788
>All these DChads
>Joelle Jones
>Mann twins
>Emmy Luppachino
>Nicola Scott
>Bilquis Evely
>Hope Larson

Why does DC get all the sexy in the bussiness /co/? Is it mandatory gym membership?

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for you

>>88604691
I mean, go back not too far and he probably would've been burned at the stake.

>>88604808
>Did someone call for the baddest Cape Writer in town?

>>88605303
Dunno, but he's lost the fro and he looks a lot better for it.

>>88607115
>DC will never Rebirth your life and career.
I'll see you guys later. Going to the gym. Geuss I'll just have to do this myself.

>>88607187
>gym membership?
Desirable.

>>88606940
I hate his art, but he seems like an entertaining guy.

>>88604974
And she's an incredible artist to boot.

From yesterday's thread on DeLiz and Dillon

>Didio furiously fucking her from behind
>"So, you want more women in comics, do ya? DO YA?"
>Geoff Johns is getting his dick sucked while eating cereal out of the box
>Johns blasts her face with a thick cumshot and the laughs uncontrollably while half chewed cereal gets stuck on her face
>from the corner Snyder's eyebrow lifts
>He approaches but can't reach her mouth with his dick
>Didio still pumping away
>Looking for a chair, Snyder runs into Brother Capullo
>Capullo grabs Snyder by the scruff of his shirt, De Liz by the back of her head and starts face fucking her with his hobbit
>Snyder cums deep inside her throat
>Didio drops his load inside her pussy
>Cappullo starts face fucking her and cums deep down her throat
>She looks back to see Humphries fucking her ruined pussy with his little pecker
>He pulls out and cums in her hair
>King is fucking her now while staring off into the distance and smiling
>Lobdell puts his dick in her mouth and starts monologuing
>30 minutes later and Lobdell is still monologuing
>They push him away as Ivan Reis and Jason Fabok spitroast her and high five ever 90 seconds
>Dillon has been in the corner all this time jacking off and crying
>Mahnke punches a door through the wall and enters the room
>skull fucks De Liz and gives Dillon a friendly smack over the shoulder which ends up dislocating it

>>88607187
>>Bilquis Evely
>>Hope Larson
They're not pretty. Evely's art is pretty though.

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>>88607330
>>30 minutes later and Lobdell is still monologuing

>>88607243
he can easily hatch a quick escape into the multiverse. name another creator with this skillset.

>>88607373
>mistaking Lobdell with Nicieza

>>88607477
Possibly Steranko, considering he's disappeared from this plane of existence.
Or was that Ditko? Shit.

>>88607518
Ditko. Steranko was doing variants for Spencer's Captain Steve.

>>88607604
>Drumpf supporter drawing Captain Hydra
Makes sense.

>>88603788
This should be the new "Thug Life" image.
Snyder has such a puncheable face, meh writer tho.

>>88607803
Benis pls

>>88604163
This

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>>88603788
>zack snyder doing camera curls
>here's you chance to tell him his movies suck
>"1001, 1002, 1003... oh hey, anon, you said you wanted to tell me something... 1004, 1005..."

>>88605437
The funniest thing is that this page came before AXIS, Secrets Wars, Spider-verse and ANAD Thor.

>>88609299
>Your movies are garbage. I wish WB never approached you about directing Man of Steel.

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>>88609399
>the next day Zack Snyder was sued for assault, potentially bankrupting he and his wife of their assets removing them from their positions within the management of the DCEU

>>88609479
>*dreamed while

>>88609692
>backpedaling
Like clockwork.

>>88610022
>backpedaling
Where did I do that?

>>88607745
He was whatever about Captain Hydra until later he started shit talking about it, guess he read it.

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>>88606940

>>88603788
GUYS

>Walk into bar
>Hear various screeches and what can only be described as Complex Multiverse Creation
>"Nice Deadpool shirt nerd!" Johns yells, spitting Captain Crunch and Frankenberry onto your shoes
>Try to maintain composure, but Romita sneaks up behind you and yanks your Mighty Thor boxers up as high as they can go, tearing the fabric
>While you try to remove Mjollnir from betwixt your cheeks, Snyder and Lee are Double penetrating your feminist blogger friend
>The entire time Grant is just staring at you, doodling in his notebook
>As you try to leave the bar, he hands you his sketchpad, the contents of which are graphic sketches of you being raped by gay men in 52 different universes
Fucking DChads

my favorite pasta

>>88604762
where's the one with them cucking Dillon?

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Someone called for me?

>>88607480
Your right Lobdell would just cover her in text boxes explaining what he did to her 10 minutes ago.