After seeing this amazing movie, I have to say, Moses > Jesus

>>88603713
have this movie ever got someone com /co/ to go to church or something?

>>88603713
>Moses > Jesus
Heresy.

>>88603831
OP here, I'm an atheist but I've always been fascinated by religion. The mythology behind it all is something I respect.

I don't think I'd go to church.

>>88603713
also Old Dreamworks > Current Dreamworks

any other obvious statements we can make?

>>88603897
God is a colossal dick.

>>88603978
He's more of an asshole in The Ten Commandments.

>>88604437
How can he possibly do worse than killing innocent babies?

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POST

BEST in your opinion

SONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri4PcmWOS0Q

>>88604457
>do worse than saving countless lifeforms from the psuedo-hell that is Earth

>>88604457

>Seti has all the Hebrew children killed
>God has all the Egyptian children killed

Justice, nigga

I BRING THE SWARM

>>88604480

Don't make me choose, m8, they're all so great

>>88603713

>Moses > Jesus

Congratulations, you are now a Jew!

>watch this
Wtf I love jews now

>>88604437
Exodus Gods and Kings had the worst God imo

But Jesus was real.

>>88605190
Shalom!

>>88603894
Hell's yeah.
Christian mythology is low tier not that it's bad, but it just can't hold a candle to Hinduism and Buddhism.

>>88605282
Not as real as Muhammad.

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>you will never hear another duet by Martin Short and Steve Martin
The world is unjust

>>88605190
Jesus was a Jew too.

>>88605578

Jesus was white

>>88605597
kek

>>88605597
A middle eastern Hebrew. Not black and certainly not white.

>>88605645
Prove it.

>>88605645

>not black
True
>not white
False

He's obviously white, m8. You think the savior of the earth was brown? kek

>>88605660
>>88605689
You first shitlords.
Paintings based on a Popes son certainly don't provide us with shit.
Also who cares why should it matter the colour of the fictional son of gods skin is anyway?
If he's the fucking son of god he's the son of god.

>>88605578
>Give away your worldly possessions
>Jew

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>>88605463
Christian Mythology's a rabbit hole that's taken me into into demonology, angelology, kabbalism, enochian magic,and into supremely occult shit like the Keys of Solomon. I can't imagine how Hinduism and Buddhism could be more interesting than Christianity.

>>88607478
Hinduism is basically Dragon ball Z on drugs.

>>88607478
It's like Berserk almost.

>>88603713
He's a more interesting protag but I still prefer Jesus for comedy.

>>88607543
I've always seen Hinduism as literally superhero worship. It's like capeshit mythology but as a religion, totally bonkers.

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This was such a beautiful film

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>>88609085
Joseph best Hebrew.

>>88604480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv3h57S3Rhw

>>88609480

didnt make enough money though.

>God gets the villain song
I'll never get over how cool that is.

10/10 soundtrack.

>>88603713
Jesus = God

God > Moses

∴ Jesus > Moses

>>88610609
>Budget - $70 million
>Box office - $218.6 million

ALL THROUGH THE LAND OF EGYPT

I SEND A PESTILENCE AND PLAGUE INTO YOUR HOUSE, INTO YOUR BED
INTO YOUR STREAMS, INTO YOUR STREETS, INTO YOUR DRINK, INTO YOUR BREAD
UPON YOUR CATTLE, UPON YOUR SHEEP, UPON YOUR OXEN IN YOUR FIELD
INTO YOUR DREAMS, INTO YOUR SLEEP, UNTIL YOU BREAK, UNTIL YOU YIELD!

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>>88603713
I wonder who could be behind this op...

>>88610923
>Jesus = God

Wew lad, what are you trying to say?

>>88610923
>Jesus = God

Wew lad, what are you trying to say?

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>>88603713
>Moses > Jesus
Listen to
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNnZsx9BprY
and
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZD9b-NRfN8
And realise how fucking wrong you were.

>>88604480

I can't choose, they're all good.

>>88609956
The movie isnt as good as Prince of Egypt, but it's still one of my favorites. It's awesome how Joseph goes from slave to becoming prime minister of egypt.