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How come no one suspects Clark Kent is Superman? He literally

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How come no one suspects Clark Kent is Superman? He literally has the shittiest disguise out of all superheroes. (Suit and glasses)
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>>88600854
Because no one assumes he spends his free time pretending to be someone else.
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Charles Grodin looks exactly like Steve Martin but nobody thinks they're secretly the same person.
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>>88600854
>Clark Kent
>Superman
Sureeeeee, and Bruce Wayne is Green Lantern.
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>>88601163

Bruce Wayne is not a blond.
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>>88600854
What
>>88600910
Said.
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>>88600910
They did until Byrne changed it in Man of Steel.
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>>88600854
He virbates his face when around cameras.
He slouches over to make himself look shorter and fatter when he's Clark but stands up straight to look tall and muscular as Superman.
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1. Everyone thinks superman is just superman all the time, not in disguise as someone else

2. in good comics clark kent acts like a bumbling dumbass, his posture and mannerism make people think it's impossible for him to be superman, even if they have similar features
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>>88600854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIaF0QKtY0c
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They know but nobody is going to call him out because Superman is real strong and you don't want to piss him off or he will snap your neck
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>>88600854
Kent? That nerdy reporter? Get real.
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>>88602949
I'm so fucking happy snyder killed the disguise aspect of these characters. If there's one outdated thing that just doesn't work anymore, it's disguises.
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>>88602660
Exactly what I was going to link
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>>88600854
You literally answered your own question, dumbass.
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>>88602969
?
Snyder still left the disguise aspect
No one besides Lane, Ma Kent and Bruce Wayne knows Superman=Clark Kent
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>>88602215
This. There's some sketches the artist of ASSM did that made sense convincing people that Clark and Supes are different. Clark slouches a bit, and it makes his muscles look more shlubby than anything. Combine that with glasses and mussed up hair and it's enough to convince anyone not paying attention.
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>>88603123

Lex. Probably Mercy (albeit she's dead, Jim). Diana. Alfred. At minimum KGBeast but potentially his horde of minions/thugs. Pete Ross and most of Smallville, particularly given the events of MoS.

Plus which they killed off Clark in such a way that there won't be any future Daily Planet/Clark Kent type scenes, at most a Lois/DP.
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>>88603123
He killed off clark for good, and bruce is running around recruiting everyone as bruce. You also left out lex and everyone lex knows or speaks to. Secret identities are not a thing in this universe.
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