Star-Lord #1 storytime

>>88592958
Dreamworks face

>>88592963
This

File: Star-Lord (2016-) 001-008.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

>>88578282

Can someone explain to me what Peter's narrative gets out of tying him back to Earth, or even having him have Earth-related adventures in general? I mean despite the fact that it's his home plane, his very origin is centrally about him leaving Earth and going off to explore the universe. As a result, he has fuck-all for narrative formula there, not much in terms of supporting cast, and barely any way to tie the adventures he has there into his larger themes.

>>88592958
HAHA TIME FOR UNFUNNY AND BARA

>>88592986
>>88592998
We want the beefcake audience.

File: Star-Lord (2016-) 001-014.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>>88593061
B.M.B

>>88592976
>With her initiative to save people through what experts had called 'predictive justice' overwhelmingly supported by the public.
It's been said before but it bears saying again: fuck Marvel civilians.

>>88592986
I didn't think I was gay, but this sudden boner has me asking questions

>>88593152
Hey, Brand's right there anon.

Unfortunately, she wants to fuck Captain Marvel.

>>88593061
It's called a fish out of water story. Live with it.

There's plenty of shit to bitch about regarding this, but the setup is not one of them.

>>88592958
That is the gayest, and I mean literally dick-in-ass homosexual, cover I have ever seen.

File: Star-Lord (2016-) 001-022.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

The end

>>88592998
>Everybody who could loan the GotG a ship is intentionally not doing so because they hate them so much

Only way this shit makes sense

>>88593095
Is Old Man Logan coming onto Star-Lord?

>>88593214
so next issue is the marvel citizens are nuts and nuts for supporting captain facist?

>>88593143
>It's been said before but it bears saying again: fuck Marvel civilians.

Reminder they were overly cheering in Norman Osborn during Dark Reign. And of course 65+ years of being cunts. I think I rather be hated by Marvel civilians. Might mean I'm doing something right.

>>88593179
Peter's frosted tips has my peter's tip frosted. Sorry, not sorry.

>>88593185
Fish out of water stories work best when the "fish" is significantly different from the society they find themselves in. Pete's been an Earth man in a space world for decades, so with putting him back on earth, you're limited to insignificant stuff that different, like his space gun. It's pretty boring.

>>88593126
Wolve fuckin' rine.

>>88593142
>>88593103
I'm fully ok with this.

>>88593307
key word being decades

>>88593220
Isn't Carol like overload supreme commander for space and has governments at her beck and call? I'm having a hard time trying to imagine that she can't provide them a spaceship. Hulk lent Nova Sam a spaceship as if he was loaning him a bike. So it really shouldn't be this hard to get off earth in a halfway decent ship and then just upgrade somewhere else.

>>88593078
Hellooooo new waifu

>>88593087
Carol really let herself go

>>88593349
Right, but that's publication decades, not in-universe decades. Even with the most recent retelling, he goes to space as a young man. And the time he has spent in space, what does it really amount to here?

Why did he break up with Kitty?

>>88593192
Probably because the artist is an actual gay homosexual who likes penises.

>>88593463
Let's look at this another way.

Has he ever spent significant time dwelling on his time on earth or actually revisted earth for any significant length of time?

Is he more comfortable in space or on earth?

>>88592962
Oh man I hope this leads to him getting Ship back.

>>88593142
this is fine

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in the Marvel Universe anymore. I thought Logan was dead, why is he alive and old? When did Kitty get back to Earth? What happened to the GotG? I feel like I need to go back and read like five different previous books just to know what's going on.

>>88593352
She loaned Human Torch a spaceship so he could go visit Thing.

>>88592958
>another Star-Lord volume
i get why they do it with Carol but why even bother with this nigga?

>>88593620
>I thought Logan was dead, why is he alive and old?
its old man logan. he got stuck here post secret wars

>>88593543
Clearly more comfortable in Space, but not for lack of understanding Earth customs or culture. He just didn't LIKE his life on Earth and he left. It's not a story about a foreign individual exploring a culture he has to humorously or otherwise find out the customs of. It's a story about a guy who left one culture being forced awkwardly and against his will back into it. And so far, it's been as unenjoyable as a story as it is for Peter, because there's so little to tell a story about.

>>88593095
>this whole page

Fucking kek

I'm glad Zdarsky remembers that Quill hates Earth and doesn't think highly of Earth heroes

This was not nearly as bad as I was expecting

>>88593641
Small parts of the movie crowd will still read it, and when the next movie comes out, it'll see a massive surge.

>>88593307
Look man I want Pete back in space too, honestly I still think his classic stories are the best because he's just bumming around space, trying to learn more about the universe he loves and himself while finding trouble and saving lives in the process. That's my Star-Lord, that's the reason I love him right there.

That said, Zdarsky is not responsible for this setting, Bendis is. And I think Zdarsky is handling it pretty well so far, he certainly seems to get Quill's character better than Bendis or Humphries. I just hope he gets back to space ASAP once Bendis' grounded thing is over.

Also for a comedy writer this book is much less comedic than either Howard or Legendary Star-Lord.

File: x-men-astonishing-hots.jpg (89KB, 300x515px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 300x515px

Unrelated

I am pretty sure Abigail Brand hasnt used her superpower in years. She may have used them only in Whedon's run.
She can turn her hands on fire like a blowtorch. I wish she used them at least once here or in the Carol book.
she is a half alien half mutant furry, she fucked beast because her father was an alien as hairy as him. And the Siege Secret Wars tie in by Gillens with her as main character was one of the best books of Marvel in the last 5 years.

>>88593661
Literally the entire god damn point of fish out of water stories is to make the character be put in uncomfortable situations.

As I said in the first place, don't bitch about the setup.

If you have a problem with the content or the pacing or whatever, fine, but the setup is in and of itself fine.

And I laughed at him getting arrested due to no street cred. When was the last time that happened to anyone?

>>88593799
I agree with
>he certainly seems to get Quill's character better than Bendis or Humphries
but because of
>Zdarsky is not responsible for this setting, Bendis is
It doesn't really feel like Zdarsky knows quite what to do with it.

>>88593807
>And the Siege Secret Wars tie in by Gillens with her as main character was one of the best books of Marvel in the last 5 years.

I guess I should have read it.

>>88593842
>Literally the entire god damn point of fish out of water stories is to make the character be put in uncomfortable situations.
Really? Because most of the ones I've seen, Thor, Splash, Avatar even, one of the keys to the genre is less about how uncomfortable they are in the setting, that's part of it, but more about how unfamiliar the world is to them, and the character learning about a world that's not their own. I don't think we have the same idea of what a fish out of water story is, and don't really feel that it excuses this book's threadbare premise.
Also, why do you type like a tumblr user? Each sentence doesn't need its own paragraph.

>>88593856
It's far from my ideal Star-Lord book but so far it's not horrible either. After the last few years that's frankly enough to get my attention, sad as it is. I'm willing to see where he's going with it.

Either way we both obviously love Pete so let's keep our fingers crossed that it's back to space after Bendis is gone.

what have they done to him

>>88593214
Enjoyed it much more than I thought I would. Thanks.

>>88593087
>will uke for money

Ukemi aka "uke" is basically the japanese equivalent of a "bottom", looks like this guy's taking it up the ass

>>88593807
Pretty sure she used it once in the SWORD miniseries (which was hilarious).

>>88593980
Pete's a good character, and it's a travesty what Bendis and Humphries did to him, but so far, nothing here's a travesty, so I'll keep an eye on it at least.

>>88593985
They turned him into gaybait, which is an inspired decision that I'm totally OK with.

>>88593985

Not "them." Bendis. Everything that has happened to Quill (and by extension the whole team and Cosmic as a whole) since Marvel Now first happened is directly Bendis' fault.

>>88593997
Same, I don't dig the concept but the writing is already so much better than Humphries and Bendis it's not even funny.

>Peter having no friends that aren't the guardians
>doesn't know art but is drawn to starry night
>constantly complaining about earth
>making fun of earth heroes for always fighting

This was surprisingly entertianing for a story that basically cuts against the very concept of the character.

>>88594067
Humphries is the one that pushed Peter with Kitty and wrote books that were pretty much just about shipping them.

>>88594182
thank god he leaked civil war II and went to dc

>>88594067

Dogfucker is who pushed him and Kitty getting engaged, surprisingly enough. You'd think Bendis would have done it considering she's his Jew-girl waifu.

>>88593665
It's nice he's putting an emphasis on the element gun.
And beefcake.
Stupid sexy Star Lord

>>88594623
The element gun is such an awesome weapon. It's never been explored to its fullest potential as a tool either. It provides Quill with so many unique opportunities to manipulate the environment with his clever knack for improvising.

File: 1479758688291.jpg (83KB, 905x395px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 905x395px

>>88594288

>>88593006
This Howard the Duck and Guardians shit makes me cringe so hard. God damn, fuck James Gunn for adding in that meme slice.

>>88593078
>It's Star-Lord, but a black chick
Pass.
We just had that in Star Wars.

>>88596719
Pretty decent isuse otherwise though. Surprised.

>>88596719
>>88596736
you know what makes me cringe? attention whores on an anonymous imageboard

>>88593214
I wonder when Peter is going to find out that Rich is back

>>88596806
>"Hey Rich--"
>[Howard the Dusk phones Peter]
>"What do you mean the kablors are attacking the Badoon embassy on Earth!?"
>[Kitty Pryde phones Peter]
>"What do you mean 6 million Earthlings died by the hands of an evil Chitauri?"
>...
>"Sorry Dick, I gotta run!"

>>88593179
>Unfortunately, she wants to fuck Captain Marvel.
What the fuck is Marvel doing to Brand

>>88593205
A Wolverine teamup and "You're under arrest" in the first issue is not a good sign for this book.

>>88593214
Which Anka costume is your favorite? The one with the slimming vertical lines, or the one with the slimming vertical lines?

>>88592986
>>88592998
If Brand thinks that these guys are a menace, shouldn't that be all the more reason to loan them a spaceship in order to get them out of her hair?
The fact that the GotG are stuck on Earth because their spaceship blew up is already a pretty dubious premise, stuff like this only calls attention to it.

>>88592998
>A planet I haven't lived on in years
Good to see they changed the dialogue from the preview, where he said "a planet I haven't lived on since I was a kid", which is a movie-only thing.

>>88596906
Judging by this issue, turning her into green Spider-Woman

>>88597733
Bendis thinks they are 'lovable scams', but I'm pretty sure Bendis's favorite movie is Dumb & Dumber

File: Spider-Woman%202.2[1].jpg (83KB, 550x850px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 550x850px

>>88597751
ironic because in-universe Spider-Woman's costume was meant to be green but she defied orders and made it red instead

>>88594012
Cute bait, but uke is short for ukulele, the most annoying of hipster nerd instruments.

>>88592963
That's called a smirk. If he was grinning at the camera and showing his teeth, it'd be Dreamworks face.

>>88593046
>Look, Old Man-
>"Logan" is just fine
Truly, he was Marvel Now!'s Guardians of the Galaxy's Star-Lord: Grounded(TM)

>>88594013
Was Gillen the one writer who did Brand the most justice? S.W.O.R.D. was a great read

>>88593799
Zdarsky is only responsible for acknowledging Humphries' shit, not even Bendis did that.

But if he can do something decent out of it more power to him I guess.

>>88596719
Shut the fuck up, Rooney. You're worse than Boco.

>>88593357
Do yourself a favor, don't read about her in the Humphries Star-Lord comic because you might hate her.

>>88594623
Hopefully his reunion with Rich happens in this comic especially since Anka likes Rich and he would amp up the gay.

>>88596840
>Rich
>Dick
>Not Richie
>Implying Peter would let a pissy duck and naggy jewess get in the way of him seeing his long thought dead bro that he cried for.

>>88593143

Yeah, you know, I think I've come around to the idea that Marvel wants us to see Carol's side as being in the wrong here. Marvel civilians are always on the wrong side of history. If they're in support of this then I think that actually is Marvel's way as positioning Carol as the heel in this narrative.

So I'm kind of out of the loop on all this, but why doesn't Peter just hang out with the other Guardians? They're all stuck on Earth together, right? So what, do they all just hate him all of a sudden or something?

>>88598994
Even Beast was tolerable in SWORD

>>88596840
100% accurate

>>88597745
Wait, did an editor actually step in and correct something. In a Marvel comic?
Whoa.

>>88593037
>image inducer
mutant pride amirite. No reason to hide etc. For fuck's sake, Kitty.

>>88592962
>A team of renegades who protect the whole galaxy from threats
>the whole galaxy

>>88593006
M O V I E S Y N E R G Y
Seriously, Gotg has got to be the worst example of this

>>88593205
>Peter Quill, "You're under arrest!"(TM)
What did they mean by this?

>wonder woman looks hot
>nah not allowed
>star lord looks hot
>this is fine

i hate to scream fuck sjws but what is the difference here

>>88594067
>>88594182
>>88594499
Bendis also followed through with it in his own series. The Trial of Jean Grey was basically him shipping the two of them.
He only got mad with Humphries because he stole "his" idea.

>>88593464
Because Bendis no longer writes him

>>88599921
>wonder woman looks hot
>nah not allowed
Firstly, different company. Secondly, what the shit are you talking about?

>>88593193
>Captain @#%@$^

Actually that was a name of a hero but Cap quickly stopped that.

>>88593006
Lel @ Howard's reaction.
I'm getting kinda worried, I'm enjoying more and more of the contemporary capestuff /co/mrades are storytiming recently...

Well fuck me, I actually enjoyed this.

The beefcake probably helps too. Glad to see Marvel finally put Anka on a book where he can draw what he's good at instead of having him on female led books.

Did the rest of the Guardians ditch Peter?

>>88594499
That's the thing though, Bendis wouldn't want her marrying Peter because:
>no longer able to use her once he's off of GotG because she becomes basically a permanent GotG character
>can't ship her with whatever character he's currently writing
>Peter isn't Bendis' self-insert

>>88600965
It's almost like contemporary cape comics are actually pretty decent more often than not (I mean, outside of the handful of obviously trash titles that you should avoid at all costs) and all the doom and gloom shitposting is just that. Shitposting.

>>88601153
Yeah. Everyone went their own ways at the end of CWII, hence the main issue of getting off planet being less "I don't have a ship" and more "I can't leave without my team/friends, and they all fucked off to who knows where."

The "Grounded" mega-arc is basically a series of one-shots, each about an individual member of the Guardians (which will take for-fucking-ever thanks to Bendis bloating the cast, not that the Guardians' weren't already bloated as fuck in DnA's run). Then once everyone has gotten their solo one-shot, they'll meet back up for Annihilation II (Annihilus & the Brood vs. Earth) then that'll be it for Bendis' run.

Star-Lord and Rocket being the two who got ongoings and therefore will get to appear more than literally once for the duration of Grounded. Gamora got an ongoing too, but it's not set during Grounded so she at least gets to be in space.

>>88601432
>Annihilation II
Fuck you.

>>88593037
>Element gun
Ok so he has it when the series relaunched and had the awful armor costume then he doesn't have it when they went with the movie look and now he has it again?

>>88599815
At least they forced Pete to get rid of that awful costume Bendis tried to assosiate with him,

>>88601527
It's happening, anon. Literally the only hope for it not getting called Annihilation II is that Marvel Editorial realises how awful CWII was and don't want to risk the same thing happening again at Bendis' pen.

>>88601576
He never lost the Element Gun, they just redesigned it from the one McNiven made to a pair of guns identical to the ones he used in the movie.

>>88597807
Aren't they though? I mean the original team was mostly prisoners and morally dubious antiheroes like Drax and Gamora. I think Bendis harps on it too much (and of course he's a terrible writer regardless) but I also think people forget that they really weren't far off from being a ragtag band of well-intentioned troublemakers from the get-go. They clash with the law on Knowhere pretty frequently and get into bar fights. Sometimes they save the day but just as often they wind up making things worse, and their appearance is usually followed by shooting. And then there's the fact that to convince their selfish asses to join up in the first place (because no one else would) Quill and Mantis had to resort to basically brainraping them into saying okay.

Yet they're presented as very lovable and charming through and through in spite of their character flaws. And isn't that why we loved them in the first place?

>>88601527
>Ignoring the fact that there was already a second Annihilation
Yup. Definitely see Bendis doing this.

>>88605108
But anon Annihilation: Conquest is a subtitle so that technically means the Annihilation II trademark has yet to be used :^)

>>88593103
Gay guy draws what he likes. It's ok. Good even.

>>88593037
>Transonic actually getting a mention
Huh

>>88601527
Shit dude I don't want it but rumors point to it and Bendis said he was doing a cosmic event as his last hurra.

Lets hope he ignores Rich tho.

What are they gonna do when actors change and they have to explain dudes looking different because of movie synergy

>>88603265
True although writers after them like presenting them as characters who still revert to their old ways or in the case of Peter and Rocket as thieves which they never were, at least to my knowledge.

The worst is when they don't want to help people without monetary motives and they need one of them tonconvince the group.

Peter made the GotG to guard the universe not to go around his spaceship and get into trouble, why call yourselves Guardians of the Galaxy then? They're shitting on Vance's group.

I always disliked that one shot story in the Guardians of Infinity were Kitty has to convince Peter and Rocket to help a ship that sent for an SOS while Peter and Rocket keep telling her to ignore it because they're scares, made me want the pre Bendis Peter and Rocket to come back and slap them.

>>88607103
It makes me laugh that Bendis says he wants to do a cosmic event and our first thought is that he'll just redo an event someone else already did.
Because doing something original is just so fucking alien to the bald little goblin, and I love that everyone sees that now.

>>88607071

the way to make Transonic great is to let her aerodynamic shapeshifting turn her into a flying vessel everybody can use.
like she becomes their plane.

>>88607268
I just chalk that up to flanderization of the MCU versions by lacking writers who didn't read the comics or pay attention to the movie. I hated that backup too but I have to admit the Brood joke really got me.

>>88592958
what a nice drawings

>>88607288
That's been evident since USM

>>88593108
>All those bottles
>Are you an alcoholic
>Nah
heh

>>88593154
Are they Felicia's thugs?

>>88593193
>White guy getting his gun taken away

>>88593037
That carry isn't exactly concealed.

>>88593143
>friendly reminder that is canonically stated that the marvel civilians are a bunch of ungrateful cunts.

>>88592958
I am not gay, but I really like how fags draw men.

>>88611214
Same. They have an attention to detail in the musculature that I appreciate. Straight guys tend to just handle muscles by slapping muscles ontop of muscles ontop of muscles and the whole thing just looks like shit. Gay guys are big on that "cut" look that I find more aesthetically pleasing.

>>88611384
yeah, there are some obvious pages but these here got some really nice touch
>>88593142
>>88593154

same thing about unworthy thor

File: thor.jpg (545KB, 1008x900px) Image search: [Google]

545KB, 1008x900px

>>88611384
What are some other examples of gay artists drawing men well? Only other one I can think about is Dauterman with Thor, really like how he's drawn.

>>88607419
>Brood joke
I don't read BendisGuardians. Are we talking about a reference to Blow Up Kitty's Uterus?

>>88611214
I think you might be gay.

>>88593037
I didnt know Kitty was engaged at some point to Carol Danvers. Am I missing too many things by not reading her comic, /co/?

>>88592958
No but seriously, this art makes Starlord look too much like Carol.

>>88598836
Dreamworks face includes a smirk or grin with a raised eyebrow. Fuck your other rules.

>>88611803
Or is it the other way? Carol looks too much like Star-Lord, she need to be more feminine.

>>88600965
>>88601385
OR, both of you are part of the problem.

>>88611826
So, a smirk then?

>>88606604
>gay guy can draw what he likes
>straight guys are limited to... well no women anymore
Thanks Marlel.

>>88611869
>Waaah, stop enjoying comics! Everything is awful because I say so!
Don't be a faggot your whole life.

>>88611937
There is no shortage of hot babes in comics

>>88593703
>when the next movie comes out, it'll see a massive surge.
No it won't.

I've never liked the element gun. it's a silly cosmic fossil from a bygone era.

>but think of all the possibilities

fuck off. 99% of the things in marvel cosmic will viciously murder you if you don't put them down immediately. whirlwind farting on it and making a rock wall to deal with the murderous fucking foes is faggotry that needs to be kept in avatar.

>>88611955
I enjoy good comics.

>>88611962
Scantily clad Marvel babes in the current year? Show me them. And don't cheat by posting fanart.

>>88612079
You lack imagination. I don't think Cosmic is for you.

>>88612272
you like whirlwind pushing canon fodder so they don't get booboos and whats basically a glorified stun gun feature, you are a homo.


thank god movie star lord still knows when to blow a massive plasma induced hole into people.

>>88612522
First off, you're an idiot for not realizing that the element gun is more than capable of murdering aliens. Second, you're an idiot for not realizing that its potential as a tool extends beyond just shooting at aliens, whether lethal or non-lethal. Third, you're an idiot for thinking the only thing that the most important thing in Cosmic is how many aliens you can kill.

Basically, stick to Punisher. Or play Halo or something I guess.

>>88612626
>First off, you're an idiot for not realizing that the element gun is more than capable of murdering aliens.


it's capable but also redundant. anything air and rock can do hot plasma and bullets can do much better.

>Second, you're an idiot for not realizing that its potential as a tool extends beyond just shooting at aliens


which is what? another redundant transportation tool in a world of jet packs, instant teleportation and ftl mini ships? or maybe they can use it a nice little story where the guardians solve planet wide hunger?

>thinking the only thing that the most important thing in Cosmic is how many aliens you can kill.


that's always been the case as much as you want to paint it as edgy chum. killing lots of enemies helps you accomplish your goals by stopping your foes from accomplishing there's, as they are no corpses and can't do shit. cosmic marvel is painted in the blood of trillions of lives from both good and bad sides.

>stick to Punisher.

nah, I'll just watch the 2nd guardians movie, and see cute little babby groot show more nuts than the lame pgfication that is current star lord. you get it? tree/nuts

File: 48_17.jpg (816KB, 1000x1537px) Image search: [Google]

816KB, 1000x1537px

>>88612135
Behold, the new Death redesign. Wherein she went from a woman covered head to toe in a robe with the hood up to a top tier skank.

>>88612889
It literally can shoot hot plasma. Rocks can function as a bullets. Or maybe Quill is stuck on a hostile alien world where it's better to have a multi-use tool that can both kill aliens and manipulate his environment rather than a simple gun that can only kill stuff. Again, you lack imagination.

And while yes, Cosmic stakes often mean Cosmic body counts if you think putting down aliens is the be-all/end-all you really are stupid. Read a comic older than 10 years for ffs. "Lame PG-ification?" He used the element gun in the classic stories where killing was frequently a topic of exploration.

I hope you enjoy the movie I guess but please stay away from my comics. I recommend you check out Halo or 40K as they sound like much more your speed. Abnett even wrote some 40K.

>>88593220
Seems irrational. Just give them something capable of getting them off the planet under the conditions that they use it and never darken our doorstep again.

>>88613098
>Rocks can function as a bullets.

I'd rather have actual bullets


>Or maybe Quill is stuck on a hostile alien world where it's better to have a multi-use tool that can both kill aliens and manipulate his environment rather than a simple gun that can only kill stuff.

yawn.

>if you think putting down aliens is the be-all/end-all you really are stupid.

the end all is usually saving lives and planets which usually involves killing scores of mook cannon fodder belonging to the entity trying to do the opposite of that. whether they are kree, skrulls, badoon, annihilation wave etc
>He used the element gun in the classic stories where killing was frequently a topic of exploration.

these aren't those stories and this isn't the same peter.

>please stay away from my comics


most people do.
>hur hur halo

I find taking away an element (you get it?) that's a part of a character, in this case his non haste to take lives to save them to be lame

I find adding doofy ways to incapacitate killer enemies so they don't get hurt to be silly

when you try to ape the wild west in space but without the killing that usually went on in the wild west you're just left with funny colored people just holding their dicks in their hand.

but feel free to enjoy you pgfiction of a cosmic hero that hasn't done anything heroically cosmic in years

>>88613695
Whatever man, I can't help that you won't think outside the box for something as absurd as cape comics.

>>88593178
Oh yeah, ELEMENT GUN!

File: little_girl_death_.png (1MB, 1161x754px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1161x754px

>>88613049
They trying for an Endless Death thing? I preferred Marvel Death as The Little Girl.

>>88612079
>I've never liked the element gun. it's a silly cosmic fossil from a bygone era.

No, it' an extremely cool idea

> is faggotry that needs to be kept in avatar.


It's more of a Star Trek thing than an Avatar thing. In a setting where death is trivially-easy, you have to find a solution that requires brains and humanity. Saving, not murdering. Make it a better place, a home to life, not a charnel house.

>>88612889
>or maybe they can use it a nice little story where the guardians solve planet wide hunger?

Huh -- it's almost like you've read some classic Star-Lord stories.

File: little_girl_death_png.png (1MB, 1322x759px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1322x759px

>>88614748
So adorable.

>>88592958

I like how this artist always protrays New York like some big theme park for metrosexuals.

>>88615036
>you have to find a solution that requires brains and humanity. Saving, not murdering. Make it a better place, a home to life, not a charnel house


fag

>>88615136
... is it not?

>>88615089
Agreed

>>88615798
kek

>>88615780
Come back to 4chan when you turn 18.

I still prefer the old 70s Star-Lord.

>>88593154
>you up for this kid?

I miss when Peter was the older, experienced space adventurer giving advice to guys like Richard Ryder

>>88619497

Origin was wonky, tho. All that murder and Master of the Sun stuff.

Goodbye anons, see you January 10 vacation time

>>88619908
<3

>>88619941
This

>>88620265

No, Anon, I won't meet you for gay sex.

>>88619525
Well to be fair, it IS Old Man Logan calling him kid, and he has to be like 150 years old at this point

>>88619578
The murder is ambiguous given the following issues' focus on killing and not killing. Even Peter himself says something to this effect.

At any rate I don't think wonky is the word for it, Englehart knew what he was doing setting up a story of enlightenment. It's a good origin.

>>88619497
Well, yeah, but we're never getting that again. In a post-GotG movie context, this is pretty good. Meme-Lord is a given now. That's his new characterization and there's no going back, so at least we're getting decent Meme-Lord.

>>88622419
What qualifies as "Meme-Lord" exactly? I still can't figure it out. If it's the humor then DnA is to blame because they were the first ones to write him as a quipster.

>>88622789
I miss the tired veteran sarcastic ass giffen wrote him as