ALEC BALDWIN'S AN ASSHOLE!

Rob Schneider

Is this a review or a plot summary?

>>88588921
IS

>>88589004
THE BOSS

>>88588988
Do you get the reference?

You know how Grandmas are about Denzel Washington. All's they want is a black guy with a really huge dick.

I mean, come on.

>>88589019
THIS SUMMER

>>88589070
You saw Titanic?

>>88589127
I

>>88589127
BUT HE'S ABOUT TO LEARN

>>88589270
THAT NOT ALL

>>88589290
WUZ

>>88588890
So /co/ stands for "Captain Obvious" now?

>>88588890
Oooooh I want hi to urinate all over my tits

I'm all about Denzel's really huge dick. Where do I get in line for the D?

Is this the new Bee Movie?

>>88589806
Grandma, you're a disgusting fuckbag!

DERP DE DOO

I like how the teaser implied the movie as about the kid dealing with a business baby

Yet the actual trailer turns out the movie is about Business Baby

ISN'T THIS GREAT? MY WANG IS HARD AS A PROSTHETIC LEG!

Is there porn of Staci yet?

>>88589673
My dick in a blender *prrRRrRttSStRRtRs*

>inb4 Trump goes on a Twitter rant about this film, thinking it's specifically targeting him

>>88590904
he's going to tweet once about it ("shameless!" or whatever) and then the media will keep it milking for months.

>>88590937
>a grown man being triggered by a children's movie

I'm pretty sure that's worthy of milking.

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The DreamWorks raised eyebrow lives on

>>88590958
>Trump's Newest Tirade About Dreamworks' Upcoming Movie Is Another Example Of Undermining American Sovereignty

>>88591023
It's sure as fuck embarrassing.

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>>88591023
It's fine when you do it, but if the president were to do it it'd be silly.

I'd like to imagine there's some elite NSA squad who's job is to monitor the president's ships and bitch about the things he hates anonymously.

>>88588921
South Park made this guy more memorable than he did himself.

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>>88590958

>>88591838
+50 rubles

>>88590410
SpongeBob, your mother's a nice woman, but your grandma's a whore, and she sucked my wiener so hard I saw her teeth through my butthole.

>>88589213
Yeah, the one with the really big ape

>>88592138
David Hasselhoff would NOT be seen with Gumby.

MAYBE Pokey.

>>88592395
BUT NOT GUMBY.

I never liked Dreamworks but my god, they've really given up.

>>88589673
KANGZ

>>88588921
>>88589004
ALEC BALDWIN WAS THE MAN EVERY MAN WANTED TO BE, UNTIL HE BECAME....
>record skip

...A BABY?!

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>>88590511
I'm just going to say yes. Haven't seen any, haven't looked for it. But you know and I know that it exists.

>>88588890
why is it so hard for animators to give characters symmetrical facial expressions instead of these annoying, bland quirky ones

Shrek did it just fine

>>88594157
i wouldnt exactly praise the faces in shrek
most of the humans looked fucking barfworthy

>>88594413
but they were less obnoxious to look at for sure.

Dreamworks is getting so good at making meme movies now the memes precede the movies.

>>88588890
He berates and neglects his daughter. He should try to be a good, caring father like Donald Trump.

>>88595463

MANY SUCH CASES

>>88592070
How many teeth in your butt?

>>88588890
OOOUUU, oh I want him to urinate all over my TITS!

Vin Diesel once built a go-kart that ran on the hopes and dreams of orphans.

It goes fast.

>>88598030
CHRISTOPHA WAAALKEN

>>88589270
THAT THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE IN BUSINESS

IS BY CRAWLING YOUR WAY TO THE TOP

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DAMN WU AWEC BAWWIN!!!

THE BEST THING ABOUT FUCKING

>>88598319
oh shit the ladder is breaking