Honestly it was better than I expected. Bland and predictable

>>88583365

but it was no zootopia, blandest movie of the year.

>>88583365
This was like the budget DVD knockoff version of Zootopia, but with shitty pop songs. Not even worth complaining about since it will be completely forgotten in a couple of months.

Meh/10.

>>88583466
>>88583570
>That feel when /zootg/fags are becoming undertale and horse show fags

>>88583654

no way, we're far superior than some fans of cartoons for little girls or indie vidya

>>88584051
fuck off, you're just furries, the lowest scum of them all

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>>88584093

furries approved by Disney!

>>88583570
>any movie with anthros is now a Zootopia knockoff


Wew lad.

>>88584419

what a time to be alive!

>>88583466
Nope
>>88584464

>>88584754

touche, at least this thing had songs.

>>88584093
>Whut is an brony?
Hey faggot, you been living under a rock for the last decade and a bit?
What's worse, jerking off to a fuzzy human shape with a tail and an anmal face, or jerking off to a literal horse with down syndrome?
Fuck off back to 2004 and give yourself a pat on the taint for being a SA forum goon because lierally nobody else cares.

>>88585138
..what are you talking about?

>>88585138
>caring that much to give such a long reply
calm the fuck down autist

>>88585727
Shit you were in diapers for, I guess. Hating furries was only cool when Something Awful was cool, but then everyone realized they're just a jerkoff club for people who can't admit when they have autism.

>>88585735
That took me like less than a minute to type on a tablet and then edit because I have spell check turned off.
>Less than a minute.
So no, I won't calm down because I don't need to.

I don't think 4chan knows what the autistic spectrum really is.

>>88585903
They don't, just like cuckolding.
They think autism means any sort of socially akward and anybody who ever gets cheated on is a cuck.

Fascinating.

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>>88583466
No, it was no Zootopia

>>88585858
>super triggered furfag
topkek mate, yiff in hell

Sanec fen 1946487 here zewtopia is a cancer ripoff of sanic our lord and savior

>>88586893

at least try to be bielevable.

>>88583365
It's the laziest type of movie structure WHEN YOU MAKE ORIGINAL SONGS

Since this only has premade songs, this goes beyond lazy and into "This should've been a direct-to-dvd road trip movie" territory.

Zootopia was okay. It wasn't that funny, the plot was basic, and the narrative was really clumsy. I'd give it a 2/5. The technical aspects and animation were the strength of the movie, but I really wasn't that impressed by those, either.

>>88587349

/co/ lapped it up because it had disney quality stamp on it.

>>88586525
The reason I was so butthurt was low blood sugar.
I'm actually not a furfag, I just hate brony fetishists. Really anyone who's sexually atracted to quadrapeds or children has something seriously wrong with them. Like fucking with a mascot costume and whacking off to pictures of goofy is bad but people like pink retarded horses?
I did date a furfag for a while, she didn't have a mascot suit though. I don't know how I would have felt if she did and wanted to incorporate it in the bed. I dunno, there's more appealing fetishes to me, if the porn is well drawn and actually hot sure, but I can take it or leave it.

Is it still in theatres? I want to see it.

>>88586158

I like you.

Agreed. I have no negative judgment against those who enjoyed the movie. Zootopia is overrated in my opinion, and bashing other talking animal cartoon movies because "muh Zootopia" is close minded.

>>88587418
Please shut the fuck up, you god damn weirdo.

>>88587418
Fuck off barneyfag.

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>>88587920

>>88587418
you may need to actually end your life now dude. I'm dead on serious.

>>88584419
I mean it could be. It's Illumination entertainment, aka the people who phone it in to make the blandest, safest kids movies possible. Their resume is basically "Minions" I'm not saying it's automatically riding zootopia's coattails but it definitely looks and feels like it was made start to finish between Zootopia's announcement and now.

>>88588965
>le bait retort
oh no, I'm using the ability to reply to an user in an anonymous imageboard to post a nine word sentence.

surely he's having a laugh, deary me.

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>>88589069
I am.

>>88586525
don't you have some feet and morbidly obese women to jerk off to, /co/?

>>88589207
please reformat your anger in a comprehensive manner

>>88589244
>>88589207
>Hate-jerking to morbidly obese women's feet?

>>88589055
Be fair, they've done more than just Minions.

They did lots of other shit films too.

Bizarro Quentin Tarantino? Who let you out?

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>>88589055
>>88589356

Like, remember this asshole?

Anyone else sorta attracted to that mom pig? Especially that small bit where we see her shadow stripping in the final performance. It was hot. Plus those dance moves where she was a total porkyqt.

Am I... am I a furry now?

>>88589468
>Am I... am I a furry now?
Aren't pigs very close to humans in biology? Anyway the answer is yes.

The only pig that makes me hot to trot is Professor Pyg. Google that shit. He's Grant Morrison's Batman OC.

>>88589550
>thinking I don't know professor pyg
I'm insulted mayn

My sincerest apologies.

>>88589422

I only remember that character because of all the tumblr-related autism surrounding him. The movie was pretty bland.

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>>88589550
Who...
Who the fuck doesn't know about Professor Pyg?
On /co/ of all places?

Anyone feel like Johnny's arc was missing a few beats or a few scenes. It seemed like he was gonna be the mainish character, but Rosetta and Meena had better arcs than him.

The bit where they've got kyary pamyu pamyu to prove they're actually cool, actually kinda worked.

>>88583365
Better than Zootopia by far.

>>88585138
Bronies are a subset of furry and are thus included. Good job, you just made yourself look worse.

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>>88589948

Ash>Fem Mouse (Judith I think>Red Panda Girls>Meena>Rosita>Twerk Rabbits

Also that ending sequel hook.

I only like Professor Pyg when written by Grant Morrison. I feel DC neutered Professor Pyg after Morrison left. Grant Morrison doesn't know when to apply self restraint when writing mainstream comics.

I want to fuck Mike's Girlfriend.

where are people watching this?

So why aren't we posting pictures of the pig MILF?

>>88590334
Probably at movie theaters, but that's just a wild guess.

>>88583466
>HAS to mention Zootopia
You're as shit as /mlp/

>>88583365
What songs did those cute red pandas sing?

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OH MY GOD. LOOK AT HER BUTT!

>>88592081
>kids movie
>sing a song in which one of the lyrics is Nicky letting a guy fuck her cause he sold cocaine

>>88590307
Surprised no one has gotten a screen cap of her,

>>88592081
I've watched this to try and see if there was any subtle difference between the two rabbits' animations.

There's none, absolutely none. Every movement is identical. Even the ear and cloth bobbing.

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>>88583365
I've seen a few movies lately at a cinemark cinema and have had to endure a torturous cinemark tie-in promotional short of this movie with the characters ice-skating and singing pop/christmas songs, random fucking glowing rainbow squids swim around under the ice (resembling christmas lights I guess) which completely threw me off the first time I saw it, and at the very end, for no reason at all the ice-skating germanistani pig guy surprise-stripped down to a speedo and did a burt reynolds lounge landing on the ice.

The entire theatre around me audibly gasped and groaned.

Anyone else seen this or witnessed a similar audience reaction?

>>88589154
Kate is a shit character who happens to be the worst part of the current Detective Comics. Get a better image.

>>88589787
Most modern batfags who never did any of the side missions in the Arkham games.

>>88593650
This was so cringey. I was with my gf watching Moana, most of the theater laughed.

>>88583365
you're just a closet furry aren't you?

>>88594032
Now that's just cherry picking. Spoiler is being way the fuck worse with her entitled cunt-raging all over theplace. I hope bruce kicks her in the damn box. Katemigt not be doing much of anything but she's not the worst.

>>88595379
At least Spoiler has a reason for being a cunt, Kate has taken up the majority of the series so far so batman and her dad can tell her how special she is for almost making it through basic army training. Basil and Cass are literally the only reasons to be following that book, but oh, guess what? We're getting another Batwoman arc after Victim Syndicate, I'm going to be dropping the title off my pull list during that and picking it back up for League of Shadows, but the worst part about the upcoming batwoman arc is that it's a prelude to her own upcoming solo, as if she hasn't taken up enough screen time already.

>>88589468
>spoiler tags
I feel like there's no reason to bother this time. 90% of the movie has already been revealed via advertising, at this point trying to keep that last little 10% a surprise feels pointless.

>>88595538
Well good news for ya is if she has her own book she'll hopefully take up less time in Detective Comics

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>>88592525
Cartoons have been singing popular black culture songs about women screwing cocaine dealers since before your parents were born.

>>88595846
Ha, no, she's still going to be Team Leader of the tec team, and I'm almost positive they are going to bring in Harper Row as a new addition of the team.

>>88593650
>random fucking glowing rainbow squids

I think the glowing squids are featured in a scene in the movie that takes place in a fancy restaurant full of aquarium tanks. There's clips of that scene in some of the trailers and you can see the squids in the background. I guess the filmmakers just think they look cool and probably couldn't resist shoving them into the christmas themed short.

>>88595891
I have a feeling when Tim comes back he'll take over. That's wishful thinking, though. I don't hate Batwoman, but I do feel like she's taking up some space in Justice League Gotham or whatever they will finally settle on.

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I just returned from watching it and there's a lot I'd say about it, but right now the biggest thing in my mind was THIS scene.

Now you'd think being a family comedy, it'd be either played for some laughs or at least have some comedy threw in, just like the flood scene in Cats Don't Dance. But no.

The whole scene was played seriously. No jokes or gags. The characters were really struggling for their lives here. You could feel they were in real, genuine danger of dying. Not even after it was over they lightened the mood with a joke of any kind. You were just glad they had just barely survived and no one was badly hurt.

The movie overall wasn't that spectacular, but man did I truly appreciate them parts of the movie serious enough without shoving in unneeeded comedy. It was a nice surprise, particularely in this one scene.

>>88590288
Cutie.

>>88585858
>shut up loser
>n-no, t-this only took me less than a minute
Not only are you a furry but you're also an insecure furry. Fucking hell.

>>88583365
>Bland and predictable
>7.5/10.

Why would you rate a forgettable, mediocre movie so high when you have little to praise it on?

I want a GOOD movie review. One that discusses the structure and content of the movie without taking the pretentious critic crutch of comparing it to some other movie or adding nonrelevant fluff like other stuff the director has done in the past or whatever.

It doesn't seem like much to ask but critics never do it.

>>88597210
Shut up loser.

>>88583570
>forgotten in a couple of months

I don't know about that. /co/ has been talking about it nonstop ever since it was first announced. i'm predicting a lot more waifufaggotry

it's weird that a film can be seen as remarkable BECAUSE of it's sheer mediocrity

>>88596703
I haven't seen it but I saw the thumbnail and I thought EXACTLY Cats Don't Dance.

>>88597608
Nobody has been talking about it since it was announced. It started getting talked about three days ago.

>>88597700
I've been seeing threads talking about it for over a year now. Since last year when we were having all those "get ready for the year of furry" threads with those lists of all the anthro movies we knew we'd be getting this year like this and Zootopia. Everyone brought up Sing as the blatant cashgrab everyone expected to suck. And we've been getting waifu threads of people talking about how they want to fuck the pig since the first advertisement.

>movie uses pop songs
>not as the soundtrack, but as songs the characters sing in the movie
This is jarring to me. When its music being played over a scene its one thing but the characters are singing these songs.

So does that mean there's a Bunny Nicki Minaj in this universe?

>>88590013

I thought we, as a society, had long agreed to never acknowledge that monstrosity of a movie ever again.

YOU BROKE THE RULE. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

>>88597921
because some people want to fuck a porcupine

>>88597828

and zootopia blew everyone's mind(billion dollars worldwide!) such rich, detailed world, bielevable characters and universal message, everything after that movie will suck in comparision

>>88591165
They're not listed anywhere so good luck finding out

>>88583365
We all know where this ends cringy sanicxash fanfics

6/10 only because I didn't know eggsy had singing chops

Buster/Ash is my new OTP.

>>88595688
Yeah, you have a point. But I wasn't sure so I thought I'd might as well be courteous to those who want to go unspoilt.

Was kinda weird how the koala was talking about following your dreams, but then booted the giraffe because he was too tall despite being a pretty good singer and making it in initially.
Also how he was encouraging the elephant to participate even though as far as he knew at that point she could've been a terrible singer.
Still I like his interactions with the slacker sheep and Nana.

>>88583365
I want the porcupine chick to sit on my face while her ex BF pleasures me orally.

This was a fun movie looking forward to the obvious sequel that is going to come out of this

>>88601411
>You wash, I dry!

No lie, I thought that was legitimately heartwarming.

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>>88593169
You rang?

>>88607130
I thought Ash was going to be best girl but she ended up being a bit cuter. But through it all it kind of begs the question, What does she see in him?

>>88607165
>He's pretty much just a dick version of Frank Sinatra, but he's nice to her though. She probably thinks he's kinda charming.

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>>88607165
But yes can confirm Ash is best Waifu.

>>88592081
More like look at her buns amirite?

>>88583365
The under-12 crowd should like it.