Invincible Iron Man #2 Storytime

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>>88577983
Thanks for the Bendispeak-filled recap Riri

I'm not saying black lives are worthless, I'm just saying that black lives are worth less.

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>>88578003
>>88578005
Feel free to shitpost about the comic and Riri, but take that shit back to /pol/

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>>88578018
Wow, Bendis admits that Riri only got this far thanks to luck.

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>>88578034
>I won thos fights
You beat Animal Lady, but I sure as hell didn't see you win any fights in Civil War II. Mostly because I didn't actually see you fight at all because Bendis forgot to show it.

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>>88578054
I have a feeling this page is going to make the rounds here on /co/.

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>>88578069
>He's so damn fine
Do kids these days talk like this?

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>>88578085

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>>88578101

>>88578069
Too much Bendis. I'm out.

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>>88578121
>Both of her husbands got shot and died
Seriously?

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>>88578141
>>88578127
I honestly can't blame you.

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>>88578155
>Father died years ago
>Step-father dies
>Friend that hates cartoons dies
Did you really have to be so overkill Bendis?

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>>88578186

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>>88578200
>You can't just run away from a fight when it's not going your way
You're a terrible teacher Tony.

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>>88578218
So Tony knows that his armors are more advanced than Riri's, yet he has her fight a bunch of them at once anyway. Again, terrible teacher.

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>>88578239
Poor Stilt-Man, getting ganged up on by Spider-Man AND Iron Man is pretty overkill for a loser like him.

>>88578239
It culminates with her getting the...whatever the new suit is called. But if it ended with her having Tony's Iron Legion here, that would be pretty neat. Thanks for the storytiming btw

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>>88578257
>Flashback is set "2 years ago"
>Iron Man is wearing an armor he hasn't used since the 80s
Couldn't they have drawn the Busiek era armor or something?

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>>88578277

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>>88578299
>I won because super-computer virus
That's extremely unsatisfying, she just pressed a win-button and flied around a little while she waited for it to take effect, hardly a victory worth bragging about.
Then again, Tony's excercise was already pretty unfair.

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>>88578325
Hey look, it's those boring generic ninjas from the previous volume of Bendis' Iron Man that Bendis genuinely thinks will revitalize the Rogue's Gallery.
And what is it with Bendis and villains finding stuff out through social media? First Annihilus finds out that Thanos on Earth because somebody posted a fight between Carol and Gamora on Youtube, now this?

>>88578277
So every event/death that has happened since secret wars 1 lasted a couple of days

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>>88578353
And that's that.
This was exactly what I have come to expect from Bendis.

>>88578390
Thanks. It's still average-ish I think. Not too terrible, but then the last part does bring to question why they don't train in a more secluded place.

Also, does Riri's armor have hips now? good lord

>>88578069
>Cartoon annoy here
>like romantic comedies
But there isn't anything more annoying than romantic comedies

>>88578069
MAKE IT STOP YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI

>>88578277
The Extremis armor would fit better the sliding timescale

>>88578069
>You are a genius Riri
>The movie
Fuck, bane posting is just bendis speak.

>>88578239
I really hate to defend Bendis, but it seems obvious that AI Tony is going REALLY easy on her. And while dickish, this is the best way to train someone for combat. They're not going to forget the lessons and they're not going to make the same mistake twice, because mistakes HURT.

>>88578423
>Also, does Riri's armor have hips now? good lord
Thicc.

You know i might actually like riri at the very least she's off to a better start then miles, tony death aside, and compare to miles book this is at least average with some bad and some good moments. that mermaid page can go fuck itself though.

>>88578353
This is only slightly less nonsensical than Black Cat suddenly going after Miles because she hates Spider-Man and so is also angry at the totally new one.

>>88578069

Bendis does Bendis speak on purpose at this point right? That's not how people talk

>>88578779
>This person has a power armor like Iron Man
>That means this person will definetly go after our Science Ninjas group, because only people with power armor are a threat to us. Clearly no other superhero would ever want to fight us.

>>88578069
>The Little Mermaid!
>>I've never seen it.

>You're saying you've NEVER seen it?
>>You ARE a genius, Riri

>It's more than just a cartoon, Nat. How could you have missed it all these years?
>>I hate cartoons
>How can you hate cartoons?

>>They annoy me. I'm just more into romantic comedies

>>Speaking of which, is Stevey coming to the picnic?
>I honestly have no idea.
>>Can you find out, please?
>How?

I'm waiting for my job offer Marvel, I'm less than an hour from Manhattan

>>88578325

>program a computer virus while piloting armor

fuck off bendis

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>>88578325
Wait a second those legs

its intentional at this point, right?

>>88578069
He's got to be doing this on purpose. He's got to be

So super computer virus is Riri's Venom Blast?

I'd like to see what they'd cook up when she fights someone who doesn't use tech in their power set.

>>88579107
Here's the important question. Can her suit beat Mile's Venom Blast?

>>88578054
Stark should really invest in an armor simulator so he doesn't have to use live fire on a kid.

>>88578186
Bruce Wayne lost both parents at the same time. This is how super hero origins have been since the beginning, mate.

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>>88578257
Don't talk shit about Stilt-man.

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>>88579141
Tfw Bendis has his OC Mary Sue and husbando fight next relaunch and has too decide whose one shot finisher beats who

>>88578779
Has Felicia done a single sane thing since Superior Spider-man?

>>88578353
Too bad these losers aren't giving Doom a try, but ninja are pretty much training wheels for super heroes with powers.

Miles x RiRi when?

>>88579361
After he's had his fling with Spider-Gwen.

>>88579300
He was using an Adamantium armor and he STILL got his ass kicked.

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>>88578325
>>88579030
Wait, I take that back. Riri's suit is literally just this with a new set of shoulders/head

>>88578003
fuck this bitch

>>88579434
I'm considering it. Dem DSLs...

>>88578218
>I'm flying away... In style
>Toy Story
That's not the quote you idiot. That's not even the right context to use it.
What the fuck.

>>88579710
Tony AI is still on humbling asskicking, one-liners and references are week three material.

>>88579461
Riri superhero harem comedy book when?

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>>88578218
How'd that work out for you, Tony?

>>88578423
>why they don't train in a more secluded place.
Good point, it would have made far more sense to train in the desert or something. Or have a training session that doesn't involve a bunch of easily recognizable Iron Man armors.

>>88580258
I think the real issue is that at no point were they ever more than a few hundred feet from bystanders.

>Muh strong black female character shatters all stereotypes!
>literally steals all her super powers
>needs rich white man to teach her everything

GOOD JOB BENDIS!

>>88578277
Maybe that wasn't live footage?

>>88578085
>Do kids these days talk like this?

My sister's seventeen and talks like that, so yes.

>>88578353
Well... I didn't hate it, so good job Bendis.

>>88579141
Logically it shouldn't, since the venom blast has been shown to blow-up any tech it's used on. That's how Miles accidentally killed his uncle.

>>88578423
>It's still average-ish I think. Not too terrible
This just boggles my mind. How can you read a page like >>88578003 and >>88578069 and say "oh this is pretty alright"?

>>88577983
Alright, lets all take our headache.

>>88578155
>>88578141
You have to remember, when this was conceived there was a national conversation about BLM and gun deaths.

>>88580863
Yeah, but those were almost exclusively about shootings by cops, not black-on-black violence. In fact, a major criticism of BLM from the African-American community was the focus on officer-related shootings.

>>88578353
Who?

>>88580610
Not everyone gets triggered by bendisspeak, and
>reading recap pages
wew

>>88578003
so when does the Civil War II issue where Tony Stark dies come out?

>>88581094
Next week, for realsies this time.

>>88578186
So why isn't she operating under the name Iron Maiden and having an edgy suit like a torture device mixed with a demonic samurai?

>>88578003
>Bendis still trying to dance around the fact he made Carol kill Tony

Coward.

>>88579405
No wonder I liked her armor so much. That's one of my favorite suites.

>>88578325
>computer virus
>expecting it to work reliably in some sort of neural turing machine
REEEEEE

>>88578353
>wear a suit
>hundreds of more powerful actual superheroes running around
>hurr if it isn't tony, kill dem because they made a suit

So what logic is stopping her from going up against other exosuit wearing heroes?

>>88581429
It might just be self-replicating junk data clogging up stuff

>>88581045
Stay cucked, family.

>>88578034
why not just..not have an iron man?

>>88578186
>>Father died years ago
>>Step-father dies
>>Friend that hates cartoons dies
>Did you really have to be so overkill Bendis?
Welcome to Chicago. Best place for a Bat-Origin.

>>88578018
>32
>>88578034
>>88578054
Why is he training her to fight crime instead of just using whatever methods he has to control all those armors at once to fight crime?

>>88581478
Because Bendis couldn't think of a better excuse to make villains go after this newbie.

>>88581523
Except reading recap pages makes you a literal cuck.

>>88581579
More importantly, why doesn't AI Tony just build himself a body and just goes back to business as usual? Make a human-like body to run his company too.

>>88579881
Yeah, Tony got himself killed picking a fight with other superheroes and endangering the public with missile barrages, his brain-template AI isn't in a position to be teaching anyone.

>>88578085
I'm not sure. If they do then Bendis probably only got that correct because it was used at least 15ish years ago.

>>88578325
>>88579030
>>88579405
She's a black kira yamato.

I feel like this could be better if someone other Bendis was writing it.

>>88578542
Thatsthejoke.png

>>88581654
So she is Jesus?

>>88580944
From who? It sounded more like the major attempt at deflection was black on black violence (and riots) from when i remember it. Then people got extremely sarcastic since intraracial violence and rioting is nothing unique to anyone.

This comic was terrible.

They just put hundreds of people in New York at risk with their little air show instead of training somewhere away from the public, that makes absolutely no sense.

If anything the official super groups should have been making an appearance to haul the Kid and the armors off for disturbing the peace and public endangerment in such a blatant and over the top fashion.

Seriously, can you imagine America not reacting to 19+ unidentified objects dogfighting in its airspace? Especially after 9/11.

>>88578325
>tony doenst use linux
no one to blame but himself

>>88578186
I don't actually hate that aspect. It kind of makes the idea that she's always wanted to help people more convincing if this is something that's built up over the course of her life, rather than a Sole Trauma Incident.

>>88578121
No. Telling her to consider the effects of environmental changes and seals to her armour in the DESIGN PHASE is the best way to teach her. This is just a way of incurring massive repair costs to a poverty stricken teenager that doesn't have daddy's wallet to fall back on like you did.
>>88578218
She needs to get spider-man to teach her. He understands the importance of tactical withdrawal to create an invention that defeats the enemy or create a new plan of attack,

>>88581807
Does AI Tony have access to any money?

>>88581429
>>88578325
Tony Stark getting hacked is Bendis's DEFAULT thing to write. I don't know why anons are so worked up about it.

>>88581888
It bothers me that Riri hacking the armors into not working is treated as a victory. What's she gonna do against enemies she can't hack?

>>88579405
In universe I can forgive her since she probably saw it on Toonami(googling mecha?) or something and Bendis has no sense of time.

>>88582019
Alternatively she is just a weeb.

>>88582165
Since when does Bendis know anything about animes? I know Gundam is a classic series and all but what are the chances he'd actually know enough to make her a weeb?

>>88582204
I recall Bendis saying he liked Akira, although I think he might have been talking about the Manga.

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>>88578802
Yes.

>>88582238
he likes nigga cock too ,so?

>>88581757
>They just put hundreds of people in New York at risk with their little air show instead of training somewhere away from the public, that makes absolutely no sense.
I dunno, sounds like something Tony would do. Also 99% of her fights are going to be happening in populated areas, so learning how to fight without harming civilians is actually a really important skill to learn.

Of all the complaints to have with the issue, I don't really see this as one of them. Irresponsible, yes, but not really out of character.

>>88582238
Akira, Ghost in the Shell, and Evangeline are all normie anime at this point. That's nothing special.

>>88581429
Bendis barely understands comics and those are his job. Don't expect him to understand anything technical aside from the vague idea of what it is

>>88581617
Just get a Tony Stark LMD and control that, it's been done before.

>>88579098
>>88578802
Well, Steve Dillon was apparently doing Frankface on purpose....

>>88578018
Since when did his armors give off the kirby krackle? They've never done that before

>>88578085
They do. Kids today still say idioms and slang that was popular 10-20 years ago, sonetimes of time to be ironically hip or unironcally. "Dope" and "wack" are old as hell but some say it still to this day.

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>>88578325
>>88579030
>>88579405
Have a screencap for your detective work.

>>88581617
He is letting the situation cool down from all the bullshit of Civil War II. Finish programs he was writing, train up some of those rookie heroes so he doesn't need to do as much superhero legwork, samefag shitposting Madam Masque's facebook account, etc.

>>88578186
It'd called Chiraq for a reason

>>88578034
Again, another artist interpreting the Superior armour as being a regular hunk of metal. They did this during Time Runs Out and they're doing it now; the suit's a quasi-symbiote you hacks

>>88582238
>>88582422
I actually think it might be the artist just used as a reference and not something Bendis did himself. Heck if he was going to use a Gundam leg's I doubt Dynames(Also a fav of mine) would be the first one. One problem with Riri's armor so far is that it's been kind of a grey blob of detail with nothing to stick out, at least War Machince was two tone.

>>88579063

If the intention is to rip open my heart and take a giant steaming dump into it, sure

I hate this so fucking much. Especially since it could have worked, if anyone else - ANYONE ELSE, EVEN MATT FRACTION, GOD HELP ME - but Bendis were writing it.

Fraction is a hack, but he doesn't do Mary Sues. I hated his run, but the point is: he made me FEEL something. Bendis manages to write an Iron Man comic that makes me feel absolutely nothing. That makes me feel as if I am dead.

>>88580538
>I didn't hate it

Why not?

>>88581039

"Techno-Golem". An evil Inhuman. Her power is that she can take control of any tech she encounters and integrate it. Bendis invented her, so of course she easily defeated Iron Man and War Machine and escaped in the end.

>>88581197

Because that would make her almost interesting.

>>88582403
>I dunno, sounds like something Tony would do.

At least when he is written by one of several hack cocksuckers who got their turn at pissing over Iron Man.

>>88578018

Of course several armors are miscolored. I mean, it's only YOUR FUCKING JOB.

>>88583926
Why does he even still have it?

>>88584956

Don't you know? Tony Stark still has all the armors he ever made. Even though they have all been destroyed several times over. Sometimes deliberately.

>>88585021
He has the nano-machine armors repair the destroyed ones off-panel.

>>88577983
Why does she have this armor on the cover when she still has the Gundam suit and probably won't upgrade for another 2 or 3 issues?

>>88578018
Wait a minute Riri armor is a fucking gundam

>>88578141
More common than you think.

>>88585709
Its going to be a shame when she changes to an incredibly generic iron man armor, at least the grey gundam suit is halfway unique in comparison.

>>88578069
The little mermaid?

>>88586229
You're only now realising this? It's always been a gundam with optimus prime's head.

atleast it's not made from legos again.