>about to sit down and watch some cartoons after a long, busy

>>88572727
Hold your breath for as long as you possibly can, even if you hiccup in the middle of it, always works for me. 10 sevonds isn't nearly long enough.

>>88572727
Jack off with the mos affective porn your degenerate mind can think off. Not a quikie but a orchestrate long fap

>>88572727
Take as long and slow a drink of water as you possibly can. You don't have to hold your nose; you just have to keep sipping continuously until the glass is empty. Works every time for me.

>>88572727
BOO!

Call tech support!

Rub your tummy.

>>88572727
Reach into your throat, and pull on your Uvula. Works every time.

>>88574896
>hello yes this is """"Microsoft"""" tech support what you need help with?
>ok go to this help site that gives me access to control your computer so I can """help""" you sir, yes? Good ok...
>(syskeys in front of you) pay me the fuck off?

you are a faggot

>>88572727
Drink from the opposite side of the glass, Anon.

>>88576290
fricking savage

Stand on your head and spin in three circles while drinking water and singing the Star Spangled Banner