Meanwhile in the Legion of Doom....
Curse those darn do-gooders!
>>88570546
Hold it right there evil doers. Sorry we crashed the party.
>>88570546
[from down the hall]
SHITTER'S CLOGGED!
>>88570546
So you don't like being called names, huh villains? Well that's too bad, frog faces. 'Cause to me you're all nothing but two-bits, no-accounts, second-rates, sewer-breath-baboons with a brains of a pigeon and the faces of an eel!
>>88570580
Holy fuck Gideon, even your images are tiny!
Everyone come join me in some maniacal laughter!
>>88570779
No, shut the fuck up you short little shit stain. You're so fucking short the last girl you had sex with got charged for child molestation. Nah, I'm just kidding, you'd never get that lucky in your life, you can't even find your dick anymore.
>>88570922
When did you become such a dick Wallcrawler? Osborn sleep with your dead girlfriend again?
You all want to see something strange and mystical?
>>88570626
You're late.
>>88570985
When did you ever become a meaningful character?
>>88570999
Is it your gross ass mangina?
>>88570546
Guys, the doors locked
Are we going to do something productive for once or is it same as always?
>>88571136
What the hell are you? The Fantastic Condom-Head?
>>88571108
Doesn't matter if you figure it out if you don't do it in time to actually affect it. Tell me Spider-Fag, when was the last time you were early to anything but your ejaculation?
>>88571139
They'll get something done the moment your balls finally drop.
>>88571165
Ill relish your demise, webhead!
>>88571139
Shut it, shovel chin
>>88571167
Why argue Adrian? Nothing matters. Nothing ever matters.Except that Spiderman is a total faggot
>>88571167
Early enough to know that you shouldn't be larping at your age. What the hell are you even wearing? A fucking tiara? God, I hope a Muslim throws you off a building.
>>88571203
The hell, you're in your underwear too? You really are a sex themed villain? What's your tragic backstory? Your drunk cousin broke into your room at the family reunion?
>>88571248
I'll tell you what matters, the fact that your girl cucked you for an out of shape loser, cancer dick. At least I can blame Goblin on the fact that I didn't know and can claim it was rape. You don't even have that.
Spiderposter is the worst.
>>88571324
Oi you the cunt in the bowla het. Can I join? Crickey. Dingo ate me baby
>>88571324
No one wants to join your gay little team. Also, what the fuck is that hairline?
>>88571358
Your mom claimed otherwise last night.
>>88571349
Non of that matters as I never really cared for either of them. Besided my dick is still big then yours.
>>88571375
What? You guys let a dingo fucker in? I don't even need to be here to stop you all, I can just let the Emus do it.
>>88571419
What? You call that baby carrot a dick?
This is the Police!
THIS IS A SURPRISESHOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1c7GkzRQQ
>>88571440
Oi mate not in front of the lady.
>>88571474
Constantine good seeing you cockney cocksucker
>>88571499
Who are YOU!?
>>88571499
Silly anon, my dick has always been public information.
>>88571569
Oh I see, you want to disappoint her yourself tonight.
>>88571651
Come on Pete. Why don't you be nice for once? You're starting to sound like JJJ.
>>88571972
Well you're starting to sound like Jackal.
>>88571996
At least I'm not a clone like you.
>yes, I would like 50 boxes of pizza delivered to the Legion of Doom
>yes I'll pay in cash
>my name? Lex Luthor
>>88572076
Tell them they want pepperoni and pineaaple
>>88572034
Oh shit nigga!
>>88572193
Actually I'm just pulling your leg.Kain is the real Peter
>>88570546
Traps are NOT GAY dammit!
Hey guys! Sorry I'm late, My invite must've got lost in the mail, but I KNEW for a fact you guys were having a meeting today.
>>88572402
NO! VILE TOILET RAT, I THOUGHT I BANISHED YOU TO THE WARP!
>>88570546
ALL I WANT IS A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!!!
>>88572475
Well it was a good thing I called to confirm. They said there was no Legion of doom Meeting in the Warp that they knew of.. I would've been stuck in some inaccessible dimension of madness. Pretty funny, huh?
>>88572645
Pants are for lesser men! Magneto only requires a jumpsuit and underwear to display the awesome might of, Magneto!
I present to the Legion this NET that I just found!
>>88572918
Bah! Magneto needs no net, only directions to the famous Baxter Building, and the 7/11!
I now call this meeting of the Darth Vader fan club to order
...
I SAID. I CALL. THIS MEETING. OF THE DARTH VADER FAN CLUB. TO. ORDER!!!!
Doom shall sing a little ditty for you all
>>88573038
THE FORCE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE INSANE MAJESTY OF CHAAOOSS
>>88571008
Bravo
Hey guys, sorry I'm late.
Seems to be a split between heroes and villains. Heads in leak Luthor's porn history; tails I'll shoot the Spider
>>88572281
>>88575602
End of the line Spider-Man. The coin wills it