Thoughts on this? I guess I liked Tracer being gay, but I don't

>>88567343
yeah it was nice seeing the rest of the OW heroes on christmas

>>88567343
i literally hate everything about this game except the gameplay, so i don't care at all about tracer being gay

that being said, roadhog and junkrat should've been the gay ones

>>88567401
Anon Roadhog is like twice Junkrat's age.

>>88567401
>roadhog and junkrat should've been the gay ones
Nah mate. McCree and Hanzo's where it's at.

>>88567401
In Australia they aren't called gay, they're called "poofter"

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>>88567419
that's what makes it so sexy

>>88567419

> implying that matters

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>>88567343
TF2 is better.

I don't care about Gaycer.

I care about Ana and Jack. Muh old people ship is coming in.

>>88567401
>>88567433

Clearly, it should've been Pharah and Mercy

>>88567475
tf2 comics are better because tf2 characters are actually funny and interesting, whereas OW characters seem to be deliberately written to be as boring and predictable as possible

>>88567487
Pharmercy is literally the blandest most boring ship in this godawful fandom and I hate it so much.

Also, Torb confirmed Magnum Dong? He's got a qt3.14 wife and 8 grandkids

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>>88567475
>>88567502
This moment was utterly brilliant

I wish the TF2 comic updated more often

>>88567534
Great, now I'm picturing Torbjorn as Frank Reynolds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us5MGEL5W34

>actual comic 6/10

>ass-blastery on /v/ 10/10

Overall it's a solid entertainment package

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>>88567485
>not ana x rein
why? they are so adorable

>>88567873
>/v/ gets ass blasted
That alone makes it a 9/10

>>88567343
I love how it triggered the fuck outtta /v/...also i like Widow/Tracer.
Is not Ellie being gay tier, but they are working themselves towards that meltdown.
kek

Does anyone have the panel of Tracer and her gf? I need to bother my friend who had a crush on her.

>>88568613
>I need to bother my friend who had a crush on her.
Are you Reaper?

>>88568744
He's the one who said it crushed his hopes and dreams, not me.

>>88567534
>Also, Torb confirmed Magnum Dong? He's got a qt3.14 wife and 8 grandkids
Those are actually his kids directly, not grandkids.

>>88567873
solid point,

Her being gay seems forced. It was also forced in the legend of Korra.

The only time i can remember characters being revealed as gay and it not being forced was in clarence because while it's there they draw no attention to it.

>>88569022
Well duh its forced, but at least they didn't make Hanzo or McCree gay like all the yaoi fans wanted.

>>88567401
>roadhog and junkrat should've been the gay ones
>implying they arent

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>>88567343
It was expected.

I never play Over-watch, I kind of expected she was a lesbian. My second guess will be sombra.

>>88569022
I don't see how this would be any different then if it was revealed Tracer had a boy toy on the side.

>>88569150
That would have been preferable.

>>88569022

>short-haired tomboy who wears a bomber jacket
>forced

anon, shes a textbook soft butch

>>88569209
Sombra's more likely to be bi.

i'm gonna buy a playstation fo rthe first time for this fucking game it better be the best

Why's it always gotta be lesbians though

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>>88567401
>hating Mei
>even though she's bae

>>88569268
Do you think she and McCree had a one night stand?

>>88567401
who says they arent?
>>88567475
yes TF2 is better but jesus waiting years to see one issue kills a lot of the enjoyment

>>88569305
Yes.

Unrelated but to the general thread: Junkrat and Roadhog being gay would be shit.

>>88569301
why hate mei?
>cute
>friendly
>scientist
>kind
>backstory + super gimmick is basically an anime protag or super hero
>has a robotic sidekick like an 80s cartoon
>unfailingly polite and optimistic (except to junkrat)
whats bad about her?

>>88569209
Sombra is probably robo-sexual. She can control every aspect of them you know.

>>88567475
TF2 has the benefit of not having to pretend their characters are actual people

Which is why the junkrat&roadhog comic was good

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>that panel showing Widowmaker mourning her husband
>she isn't completely gone
Somehow that makes it even sadder, fuck.

>>88569335
She's fat and looks stupid even by Overwatch standards.

>>88569301
>Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc.

At least that sounds right, both ways

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>>88569335
>friendly

Mei is fucking sinister. Her weapon is terrifying and she puts rocks in snowballs.

>>88569022
>Her being gay seems forced.
Really? When they said "One of the characters is gay" it seemed obvious it'd be her. I mean... fucking look at her.

>>88569383
You know how I know you're old and out of touch? You don't know that bae stands for 'before anyone else'

So what happens if Zarya is married to a non-effeminate man and has 2 kids in a nuclear household?

>>88569498
Then she won't be executed by the Russian government.

>>88569498
Nothing.

>>88569443
And you really should pay more attention to history lessons, even if it comes from that stupid Urban Dictionary where you young folks go for a laugh

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>>88569592
Urban dictionary? It's from a Pharrell song, you gold rank scrub.

>>88569624
> tits bigger than head

>>88569636
>perfect woman

What's the problem?

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They butchered Hanzos design imo

>>88567401
>>88567433
>>88567487
>All these people trying to force their shitty ships into it
>Instead of just accepting that gayest character is obviously Lucio

>>88569659
I honestly like how he looked here. Makes sense that he'd be wearing a jacket if he's now traveling the world.

>>88569677
>implying lucio isnt balls deep in Dva

>>88569691
Jacket looks cool as shit, it's the piercings out of nowhere I can't get past.

Bridge piercing on his nose, earring in... he just looks hipster... No fucking sideburns.

>>88569421

Seems like they really a trying to draw the tumblr crowd with this shit. Instead of having intresting characters lets just make one of gay instead of being intresting.

>>88567512
This. It's the Korrasami of overwatch.

>>88569724
>Implying he would ever fuck someone when he could be fighting for equal rights or making world renown music
>Implying D.Va would ever fuck anyone when she's too busy dicking around in a mech/dicking around on Twitch

>>88569796
they make time out of their busy schedules

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Why is there so little love for Mei? No comic, no good skins, no animated short, no anything.

>>88569741
They already HAVE the Tumblr crowd, dummy.

>>88569814
Because she's a low tier WHORE

Faggots ruin everything

>>88569276
Unless you have more friends on Ps4 I'd suggest getting it on pc for the reduced cost. It's pretty much tf2 but instead different loadouts to create gameplay diversity it's a huge cast of heroes.

>>88569837

Might as well keep them in with tracer being gay. The type of people to post about this shit aren't the type of people that actually enjoy playing video games.

Same thing happens in comics. Those people that bitch for diversity in comics don't even read any.

How the fuck does anyone even like Tracer anyway her accent is so fucking terrible it makes me want to stick knives in my ears.

>>88569741
Tumblr has already been hooked on Overwatch. They are mad about the fact that the lead writer is pushing for Genji/Mercy because the writer self inserts as Genji and has a hard on for Mercy.

>>88569887
>Might as well keep them in with tracer being gay.
You're just goalpost moving until you find something to complain about.

>>88569305
>After that one night stand, McCree realized that using condoms may have been a good idea

>>88567475
>#6 should be out before end of year. REALLY sorry for the wait, guys! Other non-comics stuff got in the way (that you'll ALSO like, I hope).

Well this fuckers have 11 days to deliver.

I can't wait until this games and it's awful community dies, but knowing Blizzard games they will milk this for a decade.

I honestly don't get how this gets people so upset. The comic itself isn't treating her being gay as a big deal. It's just another thing about her

>>88567343

No one is going to storytime it?

>>88567475
When was the last time they updated their fucking comic.

When was the last time they competently updated their fucking GAME.

It might still have a huge playerbase but 90% of them are bronies hanging out on Minecraft trade servers. They're just there out of a decade-long habit.

>>88569964

Do you really think the people that care about this kind of shit actually play overwatch?

>>88570068
It's not exactly a deep game, it's as casual friendly as it gets.

The art sucked, the animations sucked and why the fuck are they using motion books? The page where they show how everyne celebrates is completely wasted because you can't even control how you look at the pages. They give you a fucking second to look at the panels.

>>88570068
They do, they suck but they do play

>>88570068
Why not? OW is the most casual fps ever, you don't need to git gud to have a good time. The characters are cliché and quirky so it has the tumblr audience already, plus waifus so it has /vg/ on the bag as well.

>>88570009
Because her being gay is about as dull as it can get to the point where it comes across as lazy fanservice. Some were hoping they would make one of the male characters gay or someone more progressive a choice maybe.

>>88569022
Come on man, they didn't 'force' shit. They said before hand they would eventually show this and they released the comic with no fanfare and didn't draw attention to it.

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>>88567475
TF2 is funny in that abstract, SFM YouTube sort of way. The game is meh, and the comic holds zero interest for me. Overwatch is somewhat similar in gameplay, but with more characters that I personally find more enjoyable (and better graphics). Overwatch story/lore is OK, but underdeveloped, and the characters are pretty common-denominator, which makes them fun if you're not actively seeking some jrpg-tier characterization and anything less is shit

Basically, TF2 is mediocre, borderline trash, overwatch isn't much better, and both of their fans are incredibly annoying (with a healthy amount of actual autism on TF2's side).

>people giving a shit about lore in a casual competitive shooter moba

So, are we not gonna talk about how Reaper spends his days stalking happy families while Ana and Jack just sulk in a bunker?

>>88569659
>Looks fucking stupid
No they got it right.

>>88570225

Blizzard is the one pushing their lazy as fuck lore.
>game is not canon lol
Then what's the point?

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>>88569986
And then we will wait for the #7

>>88567343
She has hot lesbian sex? No complaints.

>>88569738
I don't think the things on his nose are piercings, they kind of look like those things in the corners of people eyes.

>>88570122
It being dull is the reason i dont see how it upsets people there was no fanfare to it like marvel would do it just feels like something thats there

Pharah on a date with a guy is pretty cute

>>88570227
They're probably relations of his. He is nearly as old as Ana, it's not outside of the realm of possibility that he'd have a child or grand child.

>>88570420
I've seen people talk about how that might be her father, and I don't know about you people, but the idea of Pharah being half-Canadian is hilarious to me.

>>88570227
>while Ana and Jack just sulk in a bunker?
They're soldiers, anon.

War never ends.

>>88570444
It could be his ex-wife/Brother or yeah kid with his adopted kids

>>88570420
Pharah in general is pretty cute.

>>88570282
The point of the game is to have fun.
The point of the comic/lore is to have fun.

How do people not get this? Just because you personally don't like it doesn't mean that's not the point. And call everyone else a shitter if you want, but it seems to be working since a lot of people enjoy this game.

>>88570463
adopted parents*

>>88570122
That's a weak complaint.

Her being a lesbian is no duller than her being single or gay. Her relationship status doesn't affect her character at all.

>>88570457
I think its her squadmate from her comic where she promises the guy dinner. Pharah is quite cute glad she is not a homo

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>>88570299
>Tracer
>Lez

Is she a buttfiend like she is in the fandom?

>>88570355
They announced to the public they would make a gay character and they went and did the most boring choice. Doesn't take a genius to figure out upset people wanted another choice. Blizzard should have announced her gay at the start to avoid shit like this instead of people's head canons going wild.

>>88570536
atleast it will kill all the widowtracer shit.

>>88570517
Then why are they in what appears to be Canada? If it was a dinner date, wouldn't they stay in Egypt? There's a blizzard outside the window, and hockey playing on the tv, with a Canada flag in the corner.

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So Luna Park is still around after the Ommi Crisis, good to know.

>>88569659
What is Hanzo doing here? Throwing a coaster on that cake?

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>People suggesting that Pharah might be having dinner with her father
>Canadian shit everywhere

No... it can't be...

Can it?

>>88567343
Man, we've been fapping to TracerXWidowmaker Porn since the game came out.

Why should we care abour Tracer being gay? If any, that makes the porn even better.

>>88570577
>We were on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

>>88570536
Eh, Tracer is basically the face of Overwatch in the public eye, if they'd wanted representation than there isn't really a better character to show case it.

Also if they'd announced it ahead of time I *guarantee* everyone on 4chan would be accusing it of SJW pandering.

>Torbjorn has a fuck ton of kids.
>Rein is like a grandpa to them.
I wish they would focus more on Rein and Torb's broship.
>>88570581
A half Egyptian/half Canadian is something I've never heard of before. Its so weird that it has to be true.

>>88570463
His wife's son*

>>88570730
I'm Egyptian and I have an aunt who grew up in Canada.

She works some kind of anthropologist job with the native First Worlders there, but because of her skin tone, they keep mistaking her as one of them.

So when they hear her Canadian accent they call her an "apple" because she's red on the outside but white on the inside.

Would it be more shocking if they made Mercy the lesbian and Pharah the straight girl?

>>88570843
A lesbian would not give Genji that great of an ass without some sort of ulterior motive.

>>88570843
That'd only encourage fantasies of her "converting her" or something.

Should've been Reaper or Lucio.
Gay edgelord would be great.

>>88570860
Genji is just her supportive best friend. He has no dick anyways.

>>88570864
Not if Mike "The Electric Fence" Pence has something to say about it.

>>88570890
>This purse is to DIE DIE DIE for!

>people have a problem with tracer being a lesbian
I thought being lesbian made a hot chick hotter

>>88569337
robosexual into BDSM
make all the robots bow down.
i told captcha i wasn't a robot, but i lied

>>88569659
i have no clue what is happening in this picture.
Is the cake behind glass? is it a buffet?
What is that black thing on the cake? is he putting it on or taking it off?

>>88570981
Not anymore, everything is politics now. A lesbian Tracer is an attack on heterosexuality and should be treated as such, and if you don't see it that way than consider yourself an enemy to your own kind, cuck.

>>88569677

he's a tranny chaser, like your average brazilian

>>88570730
>I wish they would focus more on Rein and Torb's broship.

It's probably kind of strained at the moment what with Rein going from OMNICS KILLED MY FELLOW CRUSADERS to Torbjorn, maybe they aren't such a bad bunch, ya?

>>88570730
I want more broships in general. Who else would have great broships?

>>88571099

back to /pol/ you go

>>88571323
When has Reinhardt approached Torbjorn with pro-omnic sentiment? Considering they killed Greidhardt and the other Rocket Knights I find it hard that Reinhardt would defend them.

>>88571423
cuck

>>88569209
>It was expected

>character never really does anything gay
>anon says "it was expected"
stop your homo lust.

>>88571482
He's seen defending them in one of the trailers.
Torb's hate for the Omnic's stem from the fact that he helped make the things and he was too late in warning everyone of the dangers.

>>88571545
Oh, but weren't those people Omnics? I thought like a vanguard class of those Omnics somehow turned the Omniums to create Bastion models to kill humans.

>>88571516
Not even memeing, but when Blizzard says that one of the characters is gay, there's only one that really shouts "I shag carpets like it's the 70's", and it ain't Ana. Zarya is also too traditional to be totally plausible, and her macho-ness comes across more as "Russia stronk," than lesbian. And finally, none of the dudes are overtly non-hetero, and Blizzard has made it clear their characters don't break much of the mold they're cast in. Tracer was the only logical choice.

>>88569022

>forced

they showed her in like 3 panels with a girlfriend. would you rather her be wearing rainbow flags and wearing an "i <3 pussy" t-shirt throughout the entire game? homosexuals are people who have lives outside of being gay.

>>88571662
I think it would have felt just as forced if the girlfriend had been a boyfriend instead

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>>88571628
What's kind of fucked is that the Omnics were pretty cool with letting the humans scrap what was left of the Bastions and would probably fear and hate the last one as much as Torbjorn would.

>>88570524
Well they made D.va a canon Doritos Gremlin, and seem to be embracing the Dad 76 memes, so yeah probably.

>>88571778
This. It would have been way too in-your-face no matter who was all over her.

>>88571855
>Well they made D.va a canon Doritos Gremlin
When was this?

>>88571902
I assume he's talking about the emote where she plays an 8-bit space shooter game inside her mech while literally eating Doritos and sippin some Dew.

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>>88570577
>>88570682
Man, I'd love more Junkrat and Roadhog stuff, but I think their backstories are a little too wretched for the tone Blizzard wants for Overwatch.

>>88571934
I guess I haven't seen that one yet.

>>88567502
I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels this way.

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Why didn't Gabe hang out with brother, /co/?

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>>88571855
>Doritos Gremlin
delet this

>>88570107
top level ow is anything but casual

>>88571955
I do like how Roadhog is actually friendlier towards Junkrat now in their in-game interactions.
But yeah, Mako's backstory is utterly depressing, as is Junkrats.

>>88570890
I should be Bastion

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Anyone else kinda unnerved by Holiday Zenyatta?

>>88567447

that special feeling when somebody else mentions your secret kink

>>88567343
She always had a gay look

>>88571640
It was never going to be any of the men. For all the support for progressiveness, lesbians are going to be more palatable to the public than gays for foreseeable future.

As for my prediction, I sort of guessed Tracer too, but I thought I was going to get a curveball. I don't know why I gave Blizzard that much credit, looking back at it.

>>88571839
Before Bastion was discovered, no Bastion unit had shown any signs of sentience. They weren't seen as anything more special then the robots at the assembly lines that build them to begin with.

>>88572151
Nut crackers are fucking horrifying in real life, so it's fitting.

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So do Pharah and her dad know that Ana is alive? Does just Pharah know? Just her dad? Do neither of them know?

>>88572479
I love how everyone on the original team except Torb are dead on the inside.

>>88572509
Mercy and reinhardt seems fine

>>88572479
Torbjorn's wife is a fuckin' bangin' Valkyrie.

Jesus, the li'l bastard must be a tripod to hook that.

>>88572546
Rein has some issues with delusional episodes and Mercy may or may not have made Reaper what he is. Everyone in OW is fucked up in some way. Everyone.

>>88567401
C'mon, why can't they be just bros? We need more bros in the media in general.

>>88572594
Torb was also a lot buffer in his youth, as well as having some bitchin' ass hair.

>>88572546
Not sure about Reinhardt

>This book is boring
>Little gremlins won't leave me alone
>Torbjorn's too busy doting over his wife to reminisce about the glory days
>my feet hurts
>I wish I was out fighting in the name of justice

>>88572584
I always knew Legolas and Gimli would get it on one day.

>SJW's complain about Tracer ass
>make her gay to shut them up

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Now we just need a human-robot relationship that forces Zarya to learn the error of her ways.

>>88572738
>Implying Zarya's isn't actually dating an Omnic in secret.

So does Tracy being gay effect gameplay? Because if not than who gives a fuck? Most of her /34/ has her scissoring with Widow Maker anyway.

>>88572753
>Implying Zarya's isn't actually an Omnic in secret.

>>88572479
https://youtu.be/sCabI3MdV9g
The first 30 seconds really capture this Christmas.

i didnt look too hard at all, but i have questions. are lucio and bastion in this comic?

>>88572822
Lucio's voiceline is "Happy Holidays!" I don't think he celebrates Christmas.

>>88569421
You guys notice how any time they make a character gay or bi they pick a pretty girl? I think they figure straight dudes like lesbian porn so they can still capture the dudebro market and also get sjw brownie points.

>>88572822
>>88572862
Lúcio seem to be having a show in London on New Years eve, according to a poster on page 7. So he might just be on tour.

>>88572865
You are a fucking retard...heres your (you)

>>88572594
Doesn't reaper blame jack for everything and not mercy?

>>88573017
His dialogue with Mercy implies he's upset at his botched healing

>>88573017
According to their in-game interactions he seems to think that she of all should know why he is what he is, though he generally blames everything on Jack.

>>88573017
He hates Jack for taking his 'rightful place' as OW head honcho, and hates mercy for her backfired resurrection attempt on him

>>88573056
>>88573074
>>88573092
I know that line you're speaking of but that always seemed to be said in jest meanwhile he sounds downright hateful towards Jack.

>>88572400
>>88572151

I really want to get it and gold weapons so I can launch my golden nuts at people

>>88573114

I don't think you'd say something like that in jest if they literally made you into a monster.

>>88573114
It's bitter sarcasm, in his actual conversation line. The "You've gotta be kidding me" line when he gets resurrected ingame is just straightup comedy though, gotta give you that.

Mercy definitely fucked up with Reaper and he hates her for it.

>>88573181
Well I guess it's fair to say he hates all of OW. I find it weird that Mercy gets confused by his appearance if she helped revive him.

>>88573114
The details haven't been filled in yet in real detail, though it seems thier major falling out might have happened right around the time OW was targeted and the hq leveled

>>88573114
There's a few different lines. When he gets ressed he can say "At least you got it right this time."

>>88573213
The "what happened to you" is more of what he's become vis a vis the remorseless killer, not the cloud of edgy nanobots.

I'm pretty sure that Mercy found him dying in the ruins of Overwatch HQ and, not really understanding the context and wanting to help a "friend", tried to resurrect him and fucked up badly.

>>88573269
I hope we get more backstory on this, to be honest.

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>>88567401
>>88567433
>>88567487
>implying

The cute robot/cyborg ship is the only one that matters.

>>88573276
Grave should say "WidowTracer".

>>88573269
>tries to do science for the good of the world
>can't stop fucking up
>yfw Mercy is Hank Pym

>>88573316
She did a pretty decent job with Genji, all things considered.

>>88573316
All the scientists in Overwatch are messed up. Mercy makes abominations, Winston is litteraly a gorilla and can go bananas at any moment, Mei is a psychopath, and Symmetra lies to herself so that she doesn't have to face the fact that she's working for an evil corporation.

>>88573300
>Implying it's dead

>>88573385
I like that about all of them. Although the le mercy is the ebil villain theory is kind of cringey.

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>>88572775
>Zarya omnic skin

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>>88572479
should at least call your parents/CO on Christmas

>>88573433
>Hey Jack, how about we get it on, for old times sake?
>Sorry Ana, I'm too busy looking at pictures of men
>Well this is a shitty Christmas

>>88573433
Jack is next homo confirmed.

>>88572865
Yeah. Making the hot girl a lesbian is always the safest option.

>>88573515
Meh. Tracer isn't really hot besides her ass.

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>>88567475
Well said. The custom servers, custom maps, having more than one weapon set, having a scoreboard, having a learning curve, the community aspect of playing with the same one hundred people and having friendly smalltalk over the all-chat-mic, everything about TF2 was better than overshit.

Gabe could end Blizzard in an instant with TF3. The fact that he lets them live is insane.

>>88567926
I fucking hope we can see some canon shit of those two, they are literally the best ship

>>88573548
>this is what Gabecucks believe

>>88572753
Stealing the only good thing from Fallout 4?

>>88573548
Are you fucking retarded?

So how are people reacting to Tracer turning out to be a lesbian?

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>>88570730
So Reinhardt in not Pharah secret father?

>>88573433
His son?

>>88573667
Surprisingly badly.

>>88569407
>puts rocks in snowballs

There is something seriously wrong with this woman.

>>88570524
I might have to check out one of those overwatch porn threads on /gif/

>>88567343
Honestly, the best thing about it is that they're trying to add another dimension to Tracer. Of the entire cast, she's the one character I've not been able to buy just down to how flat her personality was (super happy and optimistic regardless of the situation), gay or not, her being in a relationship humanizes her a bit more

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>>88573631
Great rationalization faggot

>people thinking the reveal somehow killed Widowtracer
I guarantee you, it's the opposite.

>>88573998
>rabid fanbases will just drop their game because another game comes out
And Battlefield 3 really killed the CoD franchise..

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>>88573667
some are happy and some aren't

>>88573959
I think it might be her way of dealing with the fact that if her accelerator breaks she could be lost in time and space for who knows how long, maybe even forever. Living like every day is your last might help with those thoughts.

>>88569022
>It was also forced in the legend of Korra.
LoK had 2 characters spend 4 seasons exclusively chasing dick and show no interest in women, only to reveal that they're clam-divers in the last 2 seconds of the show's finale so that the only thing people would remember about the entire shitshow was how "progressive" it was.
OW might be getting the progressive points now, but at least it revealed Tracer being gay in a completely natural, non-manipulative way and not after establishing how much she loves cock for 4 years.

>>88574024
>My favorite ship was blown down!
>Whah! Cater to my needs!
You literally can't win.

>>88573667
Well, in my country's playerbase everyone expected it to be with Widowmaker so I guess they're a tiny bit surprised.

>>88567343
>No Mei
>No D.va

Literally the only reason I care for Overwatch 0/10

>>88569350
Widowmaker's backstory almost seems out of place with how cruel and dark it is. Most of the cast has had some bad shit go down in their lives but Widow was a complete innocent who was mindraped and forced to ruin her own life and if that's not bad enough, the guys on Overwatch actually blame her for it.

>>88574077
>Widowmaker
As bi I hope, or else your fellow men are fucking retarded.

>>88569421
>Implying one of the characters being gay doesn't necessarily refer to the 'lets-mother-fucking-get-shit-done' literal fucking bull dyke booby-builder pink-haired genital-stomping feminist.

>>88574024
I'll never understand this mentality.
Why would anyone set the lives of fictional characters that they don't control as a lynchpin of their sanity?

>>88567433
Vanilla af

>>88574131
Because they're fucking retarded. To them fiction is as, if not more, important than real life. They have a shit life themselves, so instead they project their own desires on to fictional beings because they think they can control things that way. Then they get proven wrong and they throw a tantrum.

I liked it and idk how some think it's forced. OW isn't exactly a character based game and it's no different from straight characters saying hello and kissing their wife.

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>>88569741
It's a smart move on Blizzard's part, because they don't get shit from any SJWs claiming the game isn't racially diverse or gender inclusive
>inb4 Anita Sarkeesian making a video about all the big butts
Blizzard put in the big butts for all the sweaty /v/irgins because the Blizzard analytics team understands internet traffic and trends. The entire game is made for marketing dude. Kaplan's playing chess.

Never played tracer before this comic wont play her after.

>>88573667
Hilariously, a bunch of /v/ has the same opinion as Jonathan McIntosh and don't even realize it ("a bloo bloo bloo, why is the lesbian hot instead of ugly, MALE GAZE").

>>88567343
No one ever said she was gay. She could still swing both ways.

>>88574196
If The Jews want to fill my games with chicks with gigantic asses, then more power to them.

>>88574183
This. There bigger things to get peeved about this comic for. Like how they magically teleported to Gibraltar, or how Torbjorn still has his right hand, or how two blonde people managed to get ginger kids when two blondes almost always results in more blondes.

>>88570194
OW got the SWJs though...

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NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

>>88574243
Doesn't Gibraltar have a teleporter or something?

>>88574228
Fucking this. All these bigots jumping to conclusions, trying to erase bisexual representation.

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>>88573872
She went mad being alone in Antarctica and all her colleagues dying. Now she puts rocks in snowballs.

>>88574271
Not in the map, and I've never seen teleportation being mentioned outside of Vishkar.

>>88574291
I may be thinking of some other fictional Good Guy Base then.

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>>88574125
Are you talking about this one?

>>88574278
She went mad being frozen for a decade and then got a job as a weather reporter in London

>>88574243
Dude, Tracer can /control/ time. She could walk to Gibraltr and just speed up her personal foot steps.

I like to think that Reaper spends the holidays creeping up on people and pretending to be the Ghost of Christmas-Yet-To-Come

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Sometimes a family isn't a man, a woman, and a child.
Sometimes it's two lesbians, a talking gorilla, and his computer assistant

>>88567343
>the most loud an annoying character is a lesbian
How fitting

>>88574402
his mind is so far gone that he no longer comprehends human emotions, he probably follows around happy couples, feeling a dim longing for the things he may never enjoy again

>>88574427
All engaging in the most carnal acts together imaginable.

>>88574341
but what about her gf?

>Soldier at Christmas
>doesn't get a new jacket with 77 on the back
Missed opportunity

>>88574477
Princess carry

>genji and mercy write letters to each other
i find it adorable, actually

>>88567401
>except the gameplay
Why? It's just shittier Quake.

>>88574427
>and i have a good feeling about next year...

moonbase stage confirmed, everybody go home

>>88574509
>Why? It's just Quake
FTFY

>>88574243
I thought torb had greying blinding hair, it's entirely possible he had red hair or it skipped a generation

>>88567585
>Live action Overwatch comedy focusing on the adventures of Torbjorn and Reinhardt played by DeVito and Schwarzenegger respectively
Blizzard should get on that.

>>88574431
>no longer feels human emotions
>wants to destroy what's left of overwatch
>has deep hatred of 76

We'd say he's still largely human just wholly dedicated to his hate of overwatch hell he may be hunting on Christmas because his hatred runs that deep

>>88574431
He's not emotionless, he's just a huge cunt

>>88574503
>Dear Angela
>I hope this letter reached you with out trouble.
>I write to you because I have a request from you.
>I would love for you to make me a new penis.
>There all these hot Omnic girls around here, and I have no way of getting off.
>They taunt me every waking hour with their shiny chrome asses, and I can do nothing about it.
>The Master says that I should just meditate to relieve myself, but the Iris can't suck me off, now can it.
>I hope you will consider my request, and maybe enclose a few "personal" picture in your response.
>Yours truely, Genji.
>P.S. Mada mada!

>>88574573
Torb, in his normal skin, is pretty clearly blonde, and blonde is more dominant than red hair, so two blondes will almost always result in blonde kids.

>>88567343
This should've just been a singleplayer game. I bet this will be the only actual modern Overwatch story stuff we get for at least a year and the gameplay has already gotten stale.

>>88574631
Yeah so it's just a gene that is a)unusually dominant and b)skipped a generation

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>>88574623

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this is gonna need a change

>>88572479
What's the deal with Reaper, why is he staring at those people?

>>88574623
>Uhh! Oh yeah! Oh fuck yeah! This feels so good! I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna- can Omnic's get pregnant? Oh shit! I'm cumming... fuck!
>EXPERIENCE FERTILITY

>>88574693
Why was Tracer there to begin with?

>>88574623
...are there female-styled omnics? Or is Genji's libido so catastrophic that he's imagining things?

>>88574710
He's staring down his Christmas dinner

>>88574711
Fuck you! You make me laugh.

>>88574720
Well Zenyatta says that he wonders if his brothers and sisters will welcome him back when spawning in Nepal. Take that as you will.

>>88574693
>wiafuing Tracer at all
That was your first mistake

>>88574693
>implying Alex and Bonnie aren't gay

>>88573515
Tracer is like the 5th hottest girl.

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>>88574427
>I'm that gorilla dick nigga
>I make dyke pussy wet

>>88574243
This is like 60 years in the future and teleporters are literally a thing. This isn't that much of a stretch.

Also it's possible both Torb and his wife had a red haired parent. Odds are slim, but it's not outside the realm of possibility that they'd have multiple red heads.

>>88574779
This desu

Mercy>=Pharah>Young Ana> Mei > Tracer

>>88574946
no pre-blueberry widow?

>>88569301
she and d.va are the only female characters i want to fuck

a VERY bad sign

>>88574946
Wrong its

Mercy>Widowmaker>Pharah>Young Ana>Sombra>Tracer

>>88567343

The only thing more unrealistic than the healing beams, giant talking gorillas from the moon, swedish dwarves, spiritual sentient robots, cyborg ninjas with dragon powers and hard light wielding poo in loos is the fact that there's a cute, non fat, non manhating lesbian who isn't abusive towards her partner.

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>>88574623
Genji doesn't need a dick any more, it's been made redundant.

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>>88570194
4chan is for 18+ year olds

>>88574693
Tracer ain't brown mang. You bet it needs to change.

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>>88571511

>>88575142

I know, it it was slightly realistic, Tracer'd be a hijab.

>>88574024
>PharMercy is dead
Thank fucking god.
Worst ship by far.

>>88575161
but how will he bang mercy?
murder cant satisfy his need to cuddle with her

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>all the stories i've written with tracer giving british names for the penises she's bouncing on
>useless

DAMN YOU BLIZZARD

>>88567343
>I guess I liked Tracer being gay
d-did she kiss a woman?

>>88575487
Read it and find out. But yes.

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>>88575487
In stable and monogamous relationship with qt redhead

>>88575142
Are you being serious?

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>you will never sit with tracer on christmas day and drink tea as you watch her majesty's address
>instead it's some ginger slut

>>88575523
He brought Gorillas from the moon into it. Could this possibly be hyperbole?

>>88575487
She very much kissed a woman, it was great

>>88575557
I think I like the ginger more, honestly.

>>88567475
Valve keeping TF2's comedy so consistently high quality is really impressive. The TF2 team really knew how to write a good joke.

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>>88575566
>"Sorry Anon, I'll be with Lena all Christmas."
>"Maybe next year?"

>>88567401
>i literally hate everything about this game except the gameplay
>literally

Than you don't hate everything about this game, stupid.

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>>88575592
Y-you too.

>>88574024
>alienate 'cis' men by adding more lesbians to something
How fucking out of touch?

>>88575592
>>88575508
>no tattoos
>no weird hair color
>no shaved sides of head
>no facial piercings

Traditional Christian wedding in an old English church when?

>>88575604
that's not how language works retard
He literally said he didn't hate everything
he hates everything but that one things

who's the family reaper is spying on?

>>88575253
heheh

>>88574024
Fuckin teenagers. You're really making mom and dad regret buying you that game.

>>88572479
Is Widowmaker at her husband's grave?

That seems kinda odd

>>88570524
She's with a white girl, which means she's probably anti-butt.

>>88575712
Why would it be odd? She killed him. Even though they turned her into a cold blooded killing machine she still misses her husband. She loves him. But brainwashing can make you do some shitty things

>>88575741
Anon, they completely altered her on a biological level to be an emotionless smugberry. It's even in her bio,

>She was given extensive training in the covert arts, and then her physiology was altered, drastically slowing her heart, which turned her skin cold and blue and numbed her ability to experience human emotion. Amélie was gone.

>>88575741
I literally only know as much as what reading the wiki tells me, so I thought she had her emotions removed completely and only got off on successful kills

Damn, so many sad niggas on crimbus

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Tracer was best girl before this, Tracer is still best girl.

Honestly, I think Blizzard just wanted to answer the question of "If you nut in Tracer and she recalls, what happens to the spunk". My dad works at Valve and can confirm

>>88575774
>>88575775
There are some in-game voice lines that suggest she still has feelings about him. She gets defensive when Ana shittalks him.

>>88574445
>>88574864

Gorillas have tiny penises tho. Then again, compared to humans, all nonhuman apes do.

>>88574710
getting ready to drop an ult

>everyone thinking Tracer's gay

She's just a freak. If you take all the info we have from her appearances, she fucks girls, gorillas, little boys, and robots.

>>88574710
That's his grandkid.

>>88575862
Did humans evolve big dicks via selection?

>>88574864
>gorilla dick
Dude. Let me guess, you put it on the keyboard and it goes all the way from A to Z?

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>>88570581
Looks like it.

>>88575923
It's just the random mutation we got to get females to mate with us. Our big dicks are our ape equivalent of pretty peacock feathers.

>>88575862
>>88575926
Im pretty sure that was the joke referenced in the original medium.

>>88575995
So you're saying I should just wave my naked dick around to get girls?

>>88576024
Sure, if you are into monkeys and apes.

Unfortunately the nuances of human romance have moved beyond such simple methods

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Ned Kelley/Swagman Roadhog Skin when?!

>>88572672
I think he's just having one of those brief moments where he realizes how blurry the words are without his glasses and suddenly feels tired for a second or two.

>>88576024
yeah why not

>>88576102
>has the ability to force projectile to home in on him
>while this ability is active, he gains bonus armor

>>88575460
She could still be bi.

To be honest, I assumed she was bi all along. Either that or too socially stunted for sex.

Shipping is a fucking cancer.

>>88570077
But that's 40$ of their dad's money that could be spent improving their unique and individual art style or buying hella cute and progressive Adventure Time figures.

>>88576346
you cant frag people with your AT fig

Is it me or are Dykes usually portrayed as redheads in comics/vidya ?

>>88575923
Does this mean blacks are more evolved since they have bigger dicks? And asians are least evolved?

>>88570981
>I thought being lesbian made a hot chick hotter
Only when it's done for a man's titillation. If they're just getting off on each other and want nothing to do with men they're worthless.

>>88567343
why do i feel so disgusted
i'm not homophobic, but this makes me feel just as bad as the korrasami thing

>>88576361
It means they are less evolved because the selection pressure for big dicks has decreased over time.

>>88567343
>Thoughts on this?

Worked out great for Wendy at any rate; Tracer is a billion times better than Dipper.

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You know, this comic made me realize that there are currently no (barring Skins) redheaded playable characters in Overwatch.

Which is pretty neat seeing as how video games try to milk that ginger horse whenever they can.

>>88569022
>forced

How, anon?

Legend of Korra was forced because it was tacked on to the end of a storyline and then retroactively the producers said 'IT WAS THERE ALL ALONG IT'S NOT JUST SHIPPERS WISHFUL THINKING'.

This is the first time we've had reference to Tracer being in a romantic relationship. It was open ground.

Maybe you're just touchy when it comes to gay people, anon.

should blizzard have really teased a gay character and treated it like such a huge reveal? I feel like i would have liked the reveal more if they didn't make such a big deal about it,

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A toast for the ones we've loved and lost,

And a loud slurping raspberry to those that couldn't be bothered to show up.

>>88567343
And of course, they are both pretty.

I ain't never seen a pretty lesbian in real life.

>>88576531
Overwatch didn't make a big deal about, people did. The only time they mentioned gay characters was twice, and because people asked if they existed. Then we got this comic today which was unexpected surprise.

>>88567343
I'm so sick of the gay meme.

Being gay doesn't make you special or unique, it's not a big deal to come out as gay anymore and anyone who thinks otherwise is looking for attention from others and nothing else.

>>88576567
>Being gay doesn't make you special or unique

Did the comic claim anywhere that it did?

Lose the chip on your shoulder, anon, carrying anger around like that will fuck you up in the long run.

>>88569383
>This slang word is similar to an archaic word from a foreign language
>that one came before, so it's more accurate

Language is as understood, my dude, that's why it's so hard to pin down and why you gotta update the dictionary every 10 years.

>>88567343
>attractive woman being gay
Doesn't happen