Simpsons

>use too much internet
>find this idea kinda cute

>>88561463
Huh, that actually sounds like a happy end for both of them.

This happened?! Or is it a nohomers.com shitpost?

>not canon future episodes.
>throw away gags.

>>88561500
Comes across kinda weird though hooking up with the brother of your childhood crush

>>88561658
No, in the episode where Bart meets a rich kid who's a doppelganger of him, they both briefly meet an adult who looks like both of them who showed them a pic of his wife, who looks like Rule 63 Milhouse.

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>>88561822
This.

>>88561903
>>88561463
Cute

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>>88561538

>>88561463
Can MilHERse be a meme?

>>88561463
That actually seems better for the both of them

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>>88561463
Quit acting like they didn't do this shit in the older seasons too

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>>88561903
HAVE NO FEARS
WE'VE GOT STORIES FOR YEARS!

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>>88561463
>You end up marrying the friend who you used to neglect and abuse but was aways on your side

I feel weird in my heart and in my pants

>>88561463
That's cute

>>88561463
>>88561793
This is giving me an erection. He can't get with lisa so he has a sex change and settles for Bart.

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>>88562639
fug

>>88562639
HAS BART EVER OWNED A BEAR OR

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>>88561463
>there's a very real posibility of my life going the same way

>>88565901
Are you the sex changed milhouse or the bart

>>88565901
>tfw best friend is married to a great woman and has two adorable kids
>tfw am alone and haven't had a relationship in over a decade
It's a good thing my misery will die with me

>>88566248
Maybe you can have sex with his kids.

>>88566248
Maybe your misery will live on as ghost and rape your friend's waifu.

>>88566248
Maybe you should just marry your hand already.

>>88566248
Or maybe you can have sex with him.

>>88562639
>Fairly OddParents family tree.jpg

>>88561793
Maybe he "crushed" on Lisa because she was the closest thing to Bart he wouldn't get gaybashed for liking?

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>>88566099
The bart, we got wasted a year ago and he confessed loving me in secret for years. We had a very awkward but very good fug and we've been unofficially a couple since then.

He's expressed wanting to become a woman for me, he's taller and alphaier than me.

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>>88561463
>Milspouse

>>88562065
wait your turn

>>88565837
I'm still waiting for robot Marge

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>>88570049
WHY CANT I BE YOU

>>88570049
Thats a really big decision for him. Ask him if its something he really wants to do or if he is just doing it for you.

If he actually changes something like that for you, you gotta keep that.

>>88570236
It's half amazing, half terrible.

>>88570241
He's just being funny when he says it, he's used to being and he carries himself like the big tough macho alpha dude but when we're behind closed doors he allows himself to be the loving, obedient, feminine, sub bottom. He could kick my ass and manhandle me any time but he wants me to be the man, his man. This is all very confussing and very very gay.

>>88570505
Best of luck to you Anon, This sounds like a really weird T.V. show that I would watch.

>>88562639
Fixed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnmosJN61uc

>>88561463
>>88561903
>>88561538
>>88561768
What if the older guy is the Bart we watched during the 90's and the Bart in this episode is just a kid who grew up in the 00's?

>>88572102
So the original Millhouse was played by a girl?

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>>88570183

>>88572166
Either that or he really did switch genders to be with Bart.

Wait, when did Milhouse start crushing on Lisa, anyway?

>>88565837
HOW 'BOUT A CRAZY WEDDING
WHERE SOMETHING HAPPENS AND DOO DOO DO DOO DOO

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>>88561463
>implying you wouldn't wan to fug a Van Houten

>>88572250
st-stories for... for years

>>88561463

what the fuck is this

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Would you /co/?

>>88561463
that is probably the best realistic outcome for Millhouse

Well, Bart is kinda gay... That is canon.

>>88561463
We still have a chance, guys!

>>88561822
Oh well. I guess not haha.

>>88572102
>>88572166
>>88572278
Wait did something meta happen what are you talking about original?

>>88561822
>>88561903
I don't remember this one, what's it called?

>>88574694
In the episode where >>88561903 and >>88561463
happened we never know what that adult's name is, all we know is he looks like Bart and married an unnamed woman who looks like Milhouse. And we know that we keep seeing Bart as an 8-year-old even though he met celebrities in the 90's and the 00's.

We also know that Shelbyville has doppelgangers of Springfield characters and locations, and that in the real world there's multiple Springfields, so couldn't there be like multiple Springfields just like the Simpsons? What if the Bart from some seasons was one person and the Bart from some other seasons was another younger Bart?

>>88575406
Probably one of the more tame Springfield theories, I like it.

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>That time when Bart got his 15 year old girlfriend pregnant

>>88575959
This whole episode was disturbing.

>>88562065
More like MILFhouse

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>>88575959
what the fuck

what happened?

>>88572869
no

the only passable female on the show was bart's first gf

>>88576190
It's not as bad as the one where he learns voodoo magic and gets a horse pregnant.

>>88576210
Hot.

t. canadian

>>88576190
he didn't

she was 16 and already pregnant, he'd been given a full driver's license by Mayor Quimby as a reward, and drove over to whatever town it was she lived in when he was trying to get away from Homer, who was using Bart as a taxi service

it's a fun little episode and nowhere near as bad as anon would have you believe, even if it's not must-see tv

see also: that episode where Bart's temp teacher got pregnant and Bart thought he had voodoo powers, quickly realized he didn't, and set up a scam for local couples trying to get pregnant anyway, until Fat Tony came along and tried to get Bart and Homer to get Fat Tony's racehorse to mate with a "borrowed" prize-winner

which by the way has a great musical number in the last act, and some solid 10 jokes about beer

see also: the episode where Bart actually gets an older girlfriend, Shana, (later revealed as the daughter of Supernintentochalmers), because she's trying to make Jimbo (her ex) jealous

Bart sees boobs, anon lost his shit for some reason even though Bart's been hitting on older women since Bart the Lover (S03E16)

>>88576233
>it's a fun little episode and nowhere near as bad as anon would have you believe
Yeah it was pretty ok and Darcy is hot. Also the Lisa subplot is pretty funny.

>>88576291
is that the Hitachi one? love that

Also Natalie Portman did a decent job of voicing the character.

"You're pregnant? How can you be religious if you're pregnant!?"

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Why is Lisa too good for Milhouse but Bart isn't?
FUCK OFF

>>88570049
dude, you take that and never let go

>>88561903
this means Marge cheated

>>88579127
nah

it just means the whole town is really inbred, as has always been canon

>>88572535
it was a joke back then!
it was...a...joke....

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Can female Millhouse be a meme?

>>88570505
your friend reminds me of myself oh shit...

>>88579786
So long as she changes her name.

>>88576742
I don't get it