happy couple, right? then why is he shooting at her?
>>88547679
He's American.
>>88547679
She's obviously into some kinky shit. Violence is the only way she can ever get off. Wondy a freak.
She said that his dick is weird that it lacked the pincers Superbro had.
>>88547763
This is Year One, before meeting Superman. Get your dick jokes consistent with canon, dammit.
>>88547716
american here. confirming this, it's a tradition here.
if you go out with a woman and really like her, you open fire on her at the end of your first date. The weapon you use shows how much you like her. for example:
.22 popgun -- you're ok
12-gauge shotgun -- I wanna put babies in you
.50 cal machinegun -- let's go to Vegas and get married
if you actually hit her and she dies, then she was inferior breeding stock. wounds are acceptable.
>>88547679
The idea that their idea of fun is Steve shooting Diana so she can deflect bullets is hilarious
>you will never have this much fun on a date ;_;
look at him shooting at her, they're having the time of their lives
>bullets
Meh. Deflecting shotgun shells would be a real challenge.
>>88548365
I know, right? I missed the storytime so I wanted to see some anon's reactions.
I'm more upset that the tank has its lights on the bottom. Who the fuck designed this, the Adeptus Mechanicus?
>>88549233
Don't knock it bro. 10 000 years of service is proof of the strength of the design.
>>88548248
So that confirms the Pulse nightclub terrorist was actually gay
>>88549371
>5.56 - lmao fag
>7.62 - for real manly men
>5.45 - even more lmao, but no one will be laughing after you puncture their concealment and vests
I thought he was black now.
>>88549471
That was only in Earth One
>>88547679
Because she left the toilet seat up again.