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I'll give you Mason
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>>88547592
BURGER KINGS CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE 10 FOR A DOLLAR.
FOR 20 BUCKS, YOU GET 200 CHICKEN NUGGETS
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>>88547592
I`ll kill the Russian ambassador for you, my lord.
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I'll bring you the head of Silas Crumblegeist.
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>>88548016
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>>88548162
TIME TO EAT SOME SOULS
>>88548115
This guy might be alright-
>BK not McDs
NOPE
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>>88548115
Two Whoppers© with small fries for $10 is clearly the better deal!
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>>88547592
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Here's the deal.
You keep the lantern lit and your family's souls will live on inside it.
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I'll only kill you slowly if you don't eat my soul.
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Absolute Control over 99 cubic meters of spacetime
In exchange for 99 billion souls.
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>>88548484
>not lighting your own lantern
PLEB
>>88548512
NO ONE WINS
>>88548520
WHAT WOULD ANYONE DO WITH 99 BILLION SOULS?
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>>88548999
Avoid crippling lonliness.
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>>88548321
>>BK not McDs
Wow, I thought an all-knowing inter-dimensional alien wouldn't have taste that's COMPLETELY SHIT
THE DEAL IS TO ENJOY THINGS THAT AREN'T OBJECTIVELY AWFUL
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>>88548999
Eat.
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>YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANY MORE DAD, I'M A CAPSLOCK DEMON THAT EATS SOULS
Bravo Alex!
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>>88549141
>No homework, no police, and no petty rules linking heat and light.
Literally just make it an escalation rather than a child.
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>>88547592
I can hand you over millions of neets and neckbeards with a phrase that will get them to worship and obey you. You just need to give me immunity but also time powers like the big baby.
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>>88547592
I'll take that infinite power and my own galaxy you offered stan in exchange I'll sacrifice a certain young boy for you to possess. I'll also have my galaxy worship you as their god, and make human sacrifices for your enjoyment.
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>>88549184
that requires writing skill though
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>>88547592
I'll give ya five bucks for the top hat.
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>>88548148
Wow these memes are coming out fast arent they?
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>>88547592
You can have all the planet, or what's in the mystery box.
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>>88547592
The Dread Dormammu offers you his entire Dark Dimension if youtell me why children love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.Should you fail you shall become subservient to the Dread Lord's mighty will, and I, the Dread Dormammu, shall show you how one conquers a dimension.
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>>88549220
>Neets and neck beards
HOW ABOUT NO
>>88549231
BUT I ALREADY OFFERED STANLEE
>>88549532
HOW ABOUT A SMALL LOAN IF A MILLION DOLLARS?
>>88549873
I'VE COME TO BARGAIN
ALSO BECAUSE KIDS ARE PATHETIC LOSERS
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How about I give you tree fiddy
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ROCK
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>>88550018
So you cannot answer me sprite!? By the rules of our bargain you must now bow TO THE DREAD LORD DORMAMMU!
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>>88547592
Give me your power or I'll shoot your uncle
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>OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL
>Soul
Yeah... We're gonna have a problem here.
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