Woman

>>88541639
Write a man then take away reason and accountability.

What did he mean by this?

What did he mean by this?

>>88541639
That is the Question.

I'd make sure to paint a five dimensional picture of a woman like she really is, including all those often ignored bits like her spirit leeching sexual organ (*including the teeth*), her hypnosis frankenstein radio nagging, the fact she needs gold and the screaming hearts of innocent male children slotted into her chitinous ribcage to live not food and the claws which are oh-so-cleverly concealed with painted "nails"

Y'know, tell it like it really is

>>88541745
ah hahaha what?

>>88541639
Basically, Write a good character first, and assign gender after. Worked well enough for Alien.

Write a male character, then make them female.

>>88541795
That haughty dismissive fear laughter makes me think you might be a witch/woman anon. Do not interact with me, you will not receive my semen money or mind. Take your Susan B. Anthony sex karate elsewhere.

>>88541902
All women learn Susan B. Anthony sex karate at secret feminist death camps.

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>>88541745
This anon has the right idea about the true form of women

>>88541929
So that's why they spend so much time in the bathroom. The secret entrance is behind the toilets.

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>>88541639
have her be the lead and no villain or support character ever questions or comments about it, don't let her be too overpowered or at least make the villain slightly more powerful than her at specific times throughout the story, characters of all genders have the possibility to fall in love with her yet she never shows true commitment to a specific person/gender

a female batman without anyone ever treating her like a woman and everyone around her acts normally, also no political circle jerking... just pure content with no influences from reality

You asked; I answered

>>88541981
The Bene Gesserit organization from the 'Dune' novels exists in real life. All women everywhere are in fact an invader predator species (MENTALLY) engaged in a conspiracy to turn men into a herd food slave caste.

Frank Herbert coded this in his books through his fusion religious doctrine. Religion is inherently patriarchal because only men have souls.

Wow, it's like I'm really in an old folk's home.

>>88542006
so...Korra?

>>88541639
You think Huntress makes him fuck her with the skin face on?

>>88542079
They're anons, anon. They're scared of women.
Even though threads like >>88482409 hint that /co/ is chock full of women, which would lead to the possibility that the posters of this thread are actually girls sarcastically writing sexist posts on what used to be the boys' turf.

>>88542128
The first thing to understand is your sexual organs and visual organs are the same. This is the key to everything about psychic sex war.

>>88542152
>average post on the thread is "I WANT TO DICK HOLLAND"
>girls

>>88542190
Yaoi roleplayers, obviously.

>>88541639
>having female characters
>in current year

If every single one of your characters isn't a genderqueer nonbinary otherkin transmermaid queer person then you don't deserve to live

>>88542208
No Anon. I really do want to dick Holland.

i love sexy ladys we need more of them in our cartoon and comic

>>88541666
This.

All you have to do is write someone that cares about their job and family. That's literally it. Season 1 of the Fargo TV show did it perfectly.

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>>88541666

>>88541666
FPBP

Write a good character, plus tits.

>>88541666
This is as good as it gets.

>>88541837
Salt too. The director's cut was pretty good, and the role was originally written for Tom Cruise.

>>88542006

You just want to fantasize about Batman being a stoic and unshaken hot woman.

>>88542079
Scratch that, now it feels like I'm on /r9k/.

sexual dimorphism was a mistake. If humanity was a race of hermaphrodites (like snails) we'd never have to worry about gender bullshit.

>>88541639
Be Gaiman.

>>88541999

And they can't go alone because it's pointless to train alone, you need a sparring partner or a master.

>>88543943

You think? What if people is born with only one gender? They would claim to be oppressed by all the bisexual characters around them.

>>88543943
Sexual dimorphism isn't a mistake, it's a lie. Why do you think so many mythic figures are hermaphrodites or without fixed sex? Astrally every true human is (male).

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>>88541883
>Tumblr attempts to shitpost

>>88543943
Was one of the greatest thing God gave us! Without it, we would be dull.

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I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability

>>88546477
Already done, >>88541666, and with better numbers too.

>>88541666
Satan, you shitlord.

>>88541666
I guess it's true what they say, God created man, statan created the woman

>>88542483

That could be either gender though, ya doofus.

When will "people" stop using the word "gender?

>>88550439
kys

>>88541639
you don't

>>88541639
Step 1. Create good character
Step 2. Make said character female.