So did Shrek kill people? He mentions in great detail how to

>>88528968
Can confirm, Shrek killed me.

Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.

>>88528968
>He mentions in great detail how to eat humans
I don't remember this. What movie was this in?

>>88528968
>and we see him eating a bowl full of eyeballs
I assumed they were from animals.

>>88529229
First movie, opening scenes.

SOMEBODY

>>88528968
I doubt it. The description he gives is clearly just him having fun scaring them. Eyeballs could be from fish or slugs or any number of animals.

>>88529450
ONCE

>>88528968
only niggers so no one cared

>>88529719
TOLD ME

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>>88529518
Yeah pretty much this.

Memes aside it's stated he just wants to keep people away because he doesn't like the hate he recieves.

>>88529806
THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

The villagers want to kill him just because he's an ogre. That's kind of a big point of the movie.

>>88529886
I AIN'T THE SHED

>>88529450
>>88529719
>>88529806
>>88529886
>>88529902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU

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>>88529518
Who wins, Shrek Cinematic Universe or Shrek Prime?

>>88532616
Cinematic Shrek is just an ogre that wants a good relationship

Prime Shrek can shoot laser beams, spit fire, eat a fucking thunderbolt and he likes being ugly

There's just no contest. Prime Shrek is ogrepowered

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The checked themselves before they shreked themselves

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>>88532764
THIS IS WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

LOOK AT IT /CO/, LOOK AT IT YOU PIECES OF SHIT I HAD TO SAVE THIS SHIT TO MY PHONE

>>88532764
wait a minute...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h61QG4s0I3U

>>88532616
>Shrek's hot knob

What the hell?

>>88532818
Ogres.

>>88532789
Shrek if he got off his fat ogre ass and lost some weight

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>>88532818
>shrek's hot knob

>>88532789
Why does this look like Will Smith to me?

WHAT A LOAD OF *toilet flushes*

>>88528968
You see his daily routine in the start of the movie. He eats fish, rats and bugs. He has no interest in hunting or chasing down humans, even the ones that come into his swamp. He's content to just scare them away.

Speaking of the Shrek-verse...where would be the best place to find webrips of Puss In Boots season 4 when it finally becomes available?