I am the terror that flaps in the night!
>>88525883
I am the gypsy that steals your keys
>>88525883
I am the corkscrew penis that navigates the maze vagina of evil!
>>88525883
I AM THE THING THAT CRAWLS IN YOUR SKIN
I AM THE WOUNDS THAT WILL NOT HEAL
>>88525883
I AM THE COUPE THAT IS IN THE PARKING SPOT YOU THINK IS EMPTY
>>88525883
I am the cart that hits your cars side!
I AM THE WRONG NUMBER THAT CALLS YOU AT 3 AM!
I am the expiration date on the mayonnaise jar of evil!
I am the late fee of your movie rental
I am the shitpost that gets all the (you)'s!
>>88525883
he did not say that.
I am the outspokenly liberal personality on the girl you think is cute!
I am the extra 80 pounds on the girl you get along with!