heh

...

oh.

...

OH!

>>88505885
Bromance.

>>88505885
>Whale tail

Hot

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>>88506400

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Obligatory.

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>>88506558

>>88506558
So did the writers never actually read any Greek Mythology?

>>88506529
How do you think Wolverine would react to alternate him being Herc's buttboy?

>>88506624
I mean if writers these days have no problem turning Thor into a girl I guess completely retconning complete IRL cultures and mythologies should be no issue right?

>>88506637
>at least everything will go back to the right size

>>88506651
I mean shit, at least the Thor thing was just in universe dumb. This just makes no sense. If anything Zeus would say "why did you just give her attention instead of jumping straight to the fucking. Preferably as a waterfowl with some sort of corkscrew dick"

>>88506624
There's a push to change history books to be more inclusive. That includes main caeser into a Trans woman and other major historical people into minorities and women

>>88506624
Marvel Herc hates his dad. Inadvertently pointing out that he's acting like Zeus would be the best way to stop him from doing something.

>>88506624
Anon noprized it as Hercules thought Zeus would approve because who gives a fuck what they want? and Herc wanted to be better than his dad.

>>88505885
>pint of beer
>cocktail

>>88506891
That's the joke/

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>>88506721
>caeser
no, Nero was a tranny. keep up.

>>88506891
think about it, anon

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>>88506637

>>88506996
>Is that the time...
I will always kek

>>88506936
Is it... penis?

>>88506819
>>88506759
Wait, did that actually happen in the original?

>>88507239
Cock and tail. Tail is commonly used to refer to ass. He's talking about Dick/buttstuff.

>>88505885
Hercules is such a perfect husbando.

>>88506651
I mean. It's an alternative universe, so anything goes.

>>88506819
>>88506759
Okay, fair enough, but then why would he be talking up the fact that he's the son of Zeus?

>>88507511
I assumed he meant mixing two things. Like having a cocktail of boys and girls.

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>>88506928
>>caeser
>no, Nero was a tranny. keep up.
Nero wasn't Trans.
that was Elegabalus.

>>88508698
How would you describe Caligula?
Turbo gay?

>>88508842
A fucking madman.
Didn't he have his buttboys castrated?

>>88506637
they implied herc was the "girl" in the relationship, thats one of the reasons zeus was pissed

not because he was gay, but because he was fucking a mortal

>>88508842
Caligula was full on crazy balls.
not as much as Commodus mind you but probably a close 2nd.

Elegabalus was actually wearing make up and calling himself a queen though.

>>88506721
you are lying

you must be

>>88508895
That was Nero.

>>88508842
Caligula raped his 3 sisters and preyed on pretty much all women of rank in Rome. I don't think we could (or should) really attribute any definition of normal human sexuality to him, but if we do then "gay" doesn't really cover it.

>>88508974
also remember in Rome it wasn't gay unless you were the one being fucked.

>>88508974
>normal human sexuality
>gay
psyops detected
I jest

>>88508340
Dude, you didn't deny your Father in Ancient Greece. Even if you were ashamed of him, hated him.

It's a different culture.

But yes, the point there is that 2099 Captain America doesn't know enough about Greek Mythology to know what Zeus was like, or that Hercules is ashamed of him, which makes it ironic, but fitting.

50/50 chance the author did this on purpose or by accident.

>>88508928
He is.

i dont get it

>>88509422
Herc says that both he and Wolverine share a love of women and the occasional cocktail. They're drinking beer. Herc is literally winking at the reader.

It ain't exactly subtle.

>>88508367
Herc is an Ancient Greek anon.

>>88509422
in a different timeline Herc and Wolverine are a couple

>>88509454
Yes. That's the point.

>>88509325
It was PAD, so most likely intentional.

>>88509460
>in a different timeline Herc and Wolverine are a couple
Alternate dimension. But that's not what this is referencing. The OP is from Wolverine/Hercules: Myths, Monsters & Mutants (from 2010) and X-Treme X-Men was published in 2012/2013.

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>>88506928
Nero Best Saber.

Though Attila is working her way up.

>>88509563
>Atilla the Hun is now a semen demon
does TYPE-MOON know no limits?
sexy Diogenes when?

>>88509460
>>88509438
I knew Herc was bi, but I didn't realize Logan liked dick too

>>88506651
>I guess completely retconning complete IRL cultures and mythologies should be no issue right?
Laufey was Loki's mother. Odin was Loki's blood-brother, not his father. Thor was a bearded redhead. This is hardly anything new.

>>88509521
huh, my bad. I thought the couple a tad older than that, 2009

>>88509667
If anything, it's the insistence on mythological accuracy that's strangling myth-inspired characters these days.

>>88505885

So they've fucked.

>>88506624
It was Pak, of course he knew. Herc didn't bother correcting her because he didn't want to admit how bad Greek gods could get.

>>88506996
what`s the first word co/?

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>>88505885

>>88511317
>And then Hercules was raped

>>88511317
to be fair, I wouldn't sleep with Alexander, either.

>>88509651
Joking around aside I don't think mainline Logan is particularly into dick. Some people fit into closets and he's not one of them.
Would Herc be a plausible drunken hard gay exception? Sure, and they'd still respect each other in the morning.

>>88511317
Exactly, Herc is a top. Herc and Alexander the Great were both erastai so it was never going to work out.

>>88506996
WHAT WAS THE WORD?

>>88506637
Herc has his leg up, he is clearly the bottom

>>88511905
He's crouching.

>>88511959
To give the runt easy access

>>88506598
>>88506558
medium sized kek

>>88511303
>>88511703
Hot?

No idea.

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>>88512473
CORRECT!

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>>88512542

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>>88512568
He seems intrigued by Herc's alleged sexual prowess.

>>88512542
Oh shit, I got it! What do I win?

>>88512625
The secrets of the Elven Tickler

>>88511268
That's not Pak

>>88512542
What a disgusting objectification of women.

>>88512568
>Thor's face

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>>88511385
>Would Herc be a plausible drunken hard gay exception? Sure, and they'd still respect each other in the morning.
What was the saying? Something like "three beer queer" I think.

>>88511959
His other leg is clearly stretched. Face it, Herc is a bottom for the CANADIAN COCK

>>88506996
Ya'll know this was just them getting back at the editors because they weren't allowed to put Invisible Woman in the group and so put Northstar there, right?

>>88513129
>Catholic demon
>Manlet brute
Muh dick!

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>>88506558
>>88506598

>>88514077
>Herc's fucked both Namora and Sue Storm
Could he cuck Namor any harder?

>>88508842
a powerful jerk who pissed off the senate.
Don't make enemies with people who write history.

>>88516001
>Sue Storm
Just because someone is blonde, that doesn't mean they're Sue Storm.

>>88516051
You know, just because he was on the wrong side of history doesn't mean he wasn't also a mad raving lunatic.

>>88516001
It's marvel.
At some point everybody will eventually cuck everybody else. Then bendis will make the super special snowflake OC 'The Black Cuck'

>>88508842
Was he the guy that made his horse a senator or something?

>>88516177
Yes.

>>88512542

This may be my lack of Marvel knowledge showing, but why the hell is Green Arrow hanging out there with Wolverine in the last panel?

>>88516364
Fandral the Dashing of the Warriors Three

He's an Asgardian Errol Flynn

>>88516377

Ooooh okay, I think I saw him in Avengers EMH with Vorstagg and Sif but he didn't quite look the same. Thanks

I don't think anyone who is on the X-Men can claim themselves as entirely "straight"

>>88509626
>sexy Diogenes when?
Who knows. At least there's a sort of sexy Archimedes.