What was his endgame?

To fuck Gruzzlebeard.

>>88489834
Ruling Cuba.

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>>88489834

>santa
>satna
>satan

>>88490038
Same letters

>>88489834
>Run over old woman
>Gives her amnesia
>Doesn't immediately alert her family in the house she visibly just left
>Takes her to North Pole for indefinite period of time.
>Leaves note on the ground, expecting her family to find it at some point.
Is he worst Santa?

>>88490174
There are even worse ones than him, like for example Robot Santa from Futurama. But I have trouble thinking of a worse Santa who was still intended to be a sympathetic and non-villainous character.

>>88490174
he probably wanted to bone her.

>>88490174
He's the dumbest Santa, just listen to his voice.

>>88490174
>>Leaves note on the ground, expecting her family to find it at some point.
I agree with all but this, that was mostly just a misunderstanding but the rest didnt make sense. He said the North Pole had the best medical care but even at supersonic sleigh speeds it would be way easier to leave her at the door and knock or send her to the nearest hospital.

He litterally kidnaps an old woman and holds her for ransom

He's a dirty, jewish, old-lady-kidnapping schmuck.

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>>88490174
I think he saw Grandma under his reindeer, called up the Mrs. Claus, and said that he just found a third party to uh, spice up the bedroom.

I don't blame him either. Look at her, she got the figure of a 25-year-old.