RWBY/RT General #1046: Faunus Fuggery Edition

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Well /RWBYg/?

>>88478499
>RNJR is trying to sneak up on Tyrian to knock him out
>He keeps backtailing them
>This shit is fascinating

>>88478659

Yes

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YANG AND RUBY!

>>88478666
Satan trips confirm

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Arkos!

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DON'T FUCK WITH THIS CEO

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I don't know, it's cute.

>>88478659
I'll need an upskirt shot to decide if I want it or not.

what if ruby asked you if you would go to her funeral if she died

>>88478666
>Tyrian just sits down and listens to Qrow give a lesson on the SDC
>Genuinely interested

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Best 2 Waifu's

Ignore Pyrrha idk why she's there

Is the Writefriend here yet? After he's done with the pre-commissioned ideas, I have a prompt idea:

>Ironwood has one of his meetings with Jacques
>tells Jacques that he's been too hard on his kids lately, especially Weiss
>Jacques agrees, has the idea of taking them to a sporting event or a concert or whatever kids are into these days, as an apology
>PARTICIPATION IS MANDATORY, WE WILL SPEND A WHOLESOME AFTERNOON TOGETHER, AND YOU WILL ALL LIKE IT GOD DAMN IT
>various trivial details about the afternoon go wrong, which makes Jacques REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>afternoon ends up being ruined to the degree of your choosing
>bonus points if you can write from the perspective of Jacques' terminally autistic mind

>>88478740
Would Jaune be a good waifu?

>>88478701
>Pyrrha picked vanilla flavor

Why am I not surprised. I bet the only sex position she would ever do is missionary.

>>88478694
go away ryan

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>>88478694

i want a girl from this show to talk to me
or just a girl in general

>>88478766
>jaune has some chocolate swirl in his
does that mean he takes the dirt road if the river runs red?

>>88478694
>implying that Jacques is a fighter
>implying that even if he was, he would use his fists instead of an endless army of summons while he sits smugly in the background making quips

>>88478766
>Pyrrha is incredibly boring and a quick shot in bed

>>88478766
> I bet the only sex position she would ever do is missionary.

Reverse missionary.

>>88478766
there is literally nothing wrong with vanilla ice cream

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>>88478758
They had to make Jaune a boy, because if it was a cute, clumsy blonde wannabe knight girl she would blow every other waifu out of the water.

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>>88478758
Take my word for it, he is best everything.

Hey who wants to respond to my post

>>88478839
>Everything

Not right on that but he is a good waifu

>>88478831
Vanilla is plain and boring, and represents Pyrrha. Jaune, Ren and Nora have more exotic flavors.

>>88478766
She seems to be enjoying watching Nora lewdly shove Ren's double scoop into her mouth though.

>>88478834
Yeah, a male Pyrrha dying would be less sad. Tumblr would accuse him of raping Jeanette by kissing her before going to fight Cinder.

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>>88478848

>>88478758
>that stay at home dad story
he'd be the best waifu anon

what if Jacques Schnee was a Dark Lord of the Sith?

>>88478848
At the very least, we know he'd make a lovely bride.

>>88478878
Tis treason then!

>>88478865
Everyone would hate male Weiss for turning down Jeanette.

what if weiss coughed on you

>>88478752
Man, I've been here. Unfortunately for you, I already got 'commissioned' again, and I'm fairly certain that I won't be able to do another one besides that.

>>88478891
Exactly. I love double standards like that.

>>88478887
would anything even change?

>>88478886
No wonder Tyrian is so interested.

I miss Mercury.

>>88478905
what's the 3rd?

>>88478917
I miss Roman.

>>88478787
Why the fuck does he remind me of Buzz Lightyear every time I see him?

Especially the scene that he emerges from the wreckage in and kills some robots.

>>88478917
I miss having friends and being happy

>>88478901
Depends on the situation we're talking about here. Is it 'stuck in a packed bus so she can't help it' or she walks up and just jumps her short ass up so she can cough in my face?

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>>88478887
Does it feel good?

>>88478926
but Roman's coming back

>>88478935
the latter but she immediately regrets it and apologized profusely

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>>88478965
Anon please I just started to accept his death.

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Rose Garden is endgame.

>>88478971
I'd probably call her weird and back away slowly.

what are the odds that Mom Schnee will be an even more abusive parent than Dad Schnee

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>>88478987

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>>88478988
I can't argue with dubs.... but this can.

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>>88478987
I want a Neo edit for pic related

>>88478988
But Ozpin is in Oscar, so wouldnt it be a three way?

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>>88479010

>>88479032
delet this

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>>88478988
>implying Lancaster wont fuck up Ozpin's plan so now he has to figure out a way to fuck their kid when she/he grows up

>>88479032
While Rose garden has an unlikely chance of happening, that has literally NO chance of happening.

>>88479042
That's the best part

What happened to the moon?

>>88479032
>walk into Replacement Winter's room
>see this
what do?

>>88478925
Yang is on a date with a guy (haven't decided who yet) when Ruby calls her in the middle of her first time. Ruby, due to Vale's abstinence only sex ed, is lost on what to do on her partner. (Haven't decided who.) Yang explains it to her step by step.

>>88479002
What if she follows you and tells you she loves you

>>88479085
it's Weiss with a strap-on but Ruby refuses to tell Yang to avoid even further drama

>>88479097
stop

>>88479081
Doctor Eggman shot it with the space colony ARK

>>88479081
My dick

>>88479060
He must be stopped.

>>88479085
>Vale's abstinence-only sex ed
who is the Mike "if you won't follow God's laws you'll follow Maxwell's" Pence of RWBY?

>>88479081
It was an egg

>>88479097
Ruby is probably not a lesbian. Yang on the other hand...

>>88478758
I dunno, Blake and Pyrrha have taught me that people can still find the will to look past a pretty face when the character fucks up

>>88479010
I want her to be even more abusive than Jacques verbally, emotionally, and depending on how much she's been drinking, physically.
>Weiss is forced to spend the day with her
>"Hello mother, how are you?"
>"hmm-whuzzat? Winter is that you?! by the gods, what has the military life done to you! your nearly as flat as your brother now!"
>"...Mother, its me Weiss."
>"ooooh, yes, Weiss. right, the other one."

>>88479128
Yang is bisexual.

Which VA's have improved the most since their first appearance and who is the best actor?

>>88479142
>DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW MUCH BETTER MY LIFE WOULD BE IF I NEVER HAD YOU???
>...yes...

>>88479154
Ren's. I don't know his VA's name but he sounds way better than he did in volume one. His delivery was so dead.

>>88479088
Wouldn't even know the girl and I guess I'd be shit out of luck if "leave & ignore" doesn't work since I lack any bullshit ability to escape.

>>88479097
I don't ship WR but since this isn't fluff and just weird bullshit, this wins. also that gfy tat anon rustled my jimmies Now we just need to figure out who Yang's date is.

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>>88479085
more drama with shitty kitty's funky monkey

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>>88479179

>>88479154
I'd say Barb. early volumes she was by far the worst, but at least for the emotional parts in vol 4 she's really improved.

>>88479142
>>88479176
DELETE THIS

>>88479179
is this b8

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>>88479179

>>88479196
Just some random Chad she picked up off the street.

>>88479148
She would have to be bisexual at the very least, since she's expressed attraction to men and none to women.

>>88479196
Yang/Sage

>>88478659
I preorderd my 14,430 jap dollar rube did you!?

>>88479198
>It ends with Ruby getting pregnant

>>88479154
Nigri has improved a lot.

>>88479198
hell yeah, red sun, cute stuff
stawbana, sunflowyr and knightshade. My tri cracks

>>88479196
>WR
I wouldn't have suggested the coaching idea if I'd known this would come of it.

White Rose offends me on some deep part of my soul and I dont know why. I dont care for yuri ships in general, with the only exception being Nuts and Dolts I find cute, but something about WR triggers me.

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>>88479179

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>>88479253

>>88479126
This.

>>88479196
Please dont do WR, they have more than enough

>>88479278
Which begs the question, what hatched?

>>88479199
>>88479218
>>88479219
>>88479263
Hey guys thanks for responding to my post like that it's been a rough couple of months for me I lost my job at the cracker factory and my wife doesn't talk to me anymore and today she left her laptop out on the living room floor open to a Google search for "divorce lawyers near me"and my son is fucking ugly

>>88479233
Something's not quite right here..

>>88479293
Jaune's shield, which why it is more durable than any other metal in the series.

what if Summer was a Faunus

>>88479293
Nora

>>88479273
The way Ruby's touching him makes it look like Sun is the one who's pregnant.

>>88479293
Monty never specified what hatched so M&K: the deadly alliance have to come up with something cool

>>88479311
Yeah, Everybody knows Raven would never be caught dead caring for her daughter That's why she ran away after she knocked Summer up

>>88479324
well qrow is basically half bird half booz so theres that

do you think ruby likes death grips

>>88479353
>Is it a boy? Is it a girl?
>It's severe alcoholism

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>>88479344
Pfffffffffffffttt

>>88479196
make Yang's date Junior

>>88479032
you can't post real life cosplay make out without a source, you godless heathen.

>>88479369
You mean like, how you hold your cock?

>>88479373
>Congratulations mrs Rose, its a perfect healthy scotch

>>88479081

It was used for something like this:
http://www.deathvalley.com/dvtalkarc3/messages/4001.shtml

did Tai NTR Qrow with Summer?

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>>88479327

>>88479445
It's not NTR if he's fucking everyone

>>88479445
not really NTR if Qrow didn't make a move on her.
I imagine Qrow was the Pyrrha of the team, figured with Raven and Tai together, it was just a matter of time before Summer fell for his roguish charm, but he didn't expect Raven to bail and Summer to move in with and fall in love with Taiyang.

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>>88479455

>>88479478
He started to understand after years of raising Yang and Ruby with Taiyang, but they still haven't made the commitment yet.

Why is it that people on this thread still cuck for the Faunus? I mean it's obvious they have no reason to be complaining.

>>88479478
So did Raven notice this and left in a long-con ploy to fuck with Qrow?

>>88479525
Nice b8 m8

Sup RWBYg. Just woke up and realised it's Saturday afternoon cartoons today.

Is the fighting gonna be good?

>>88479543
It's a World of Remnant.

>>88479543
no episode today. writefag is writing something else so there's that

>>88479543
Not today. Qrow is lecturing Tyrian and RNJR about the SDC, and Tyrian is more interested in that.

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>>88479543
Anon...

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Tell me /co/, how well would he do in Remanent?

>>88479543
world of Remnant always has shitty fight scenes

>>88479552
>>88479556
>>88479559
>>88479565
>>88479570

Ahh shit.

>>88479556
yeah but it's WR shit

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Make something interesting out of this /co/.

I've got 40 black cards and 90 white cards. Is that enough for a Cards Against RWBYg round?

>>88479478
I think Summer was the Pyrrha, who went through her entire school life and then some without expressing her feelings for Tai. But unlike Pyrrha fate was on her side and things eventually fell into place, and THEN she died

>>88479582
Nah, that's later. I'm writing the RWY fusion story and the sequel to Banesaw and Weiss today. Even then, Weiss won't say a fucking word in my thing, I just needed a person there because of the funnies. Yang and Ruby are the MCs.

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How and why did Knightshade get so popular? Is it just because their VA's were dating?
I know most of the popularity is because of a few really good fanfics and good authors who like it, but seriously they share no lines at all, and what do they have in common? What chemistry do they have?
I know Coeur absolutely loves the ship, since even his non-Knightshade fics end up having elements of them having scenes.

>>88479615
A really good fanfiction writer

>>88479615
Autism.

>>88479596
I want to play this. Tell me how

>>88479638
I don't actually know. I've only played other games. I haven't started one myself.

>>88479649
);

>>88479649
I'm on Cardcast, if it helps.

>>88479615
>good authors who like it
Who writes it other than Coeur?

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>>88479615
We need more happy Blake

>>88479615
I don't think it's too crazy to say that One Good Turn is what made it so popular and it's not even that popular. Just spawned a lot of people trying to imitate what Couer did.

Anyone else read the new PA chapter from Coeur?

>>88479582
why does this general go full AUTISTIC SCREECHING whenever WR is brought up?

>>88479741
Because it goes full REEEEE-mode whenever anything is brought up, haven't you learned that by now?

>>88479741
Because plenty are rightfully sick of seeing WR when there's enough WR already and way more to come

>>88479615
dark and broody x bright and bouncy is always a nice combo, and both love to read i guess
shipping needs little to strive on, and even if they never spoke to eachother, as long as they have one thing in common, that gap will be all it takes
plus, like you said, good storys, read almost all of em

>>88479741
Because it's popular. I don't care, I have no issue with it as long as no one spams it.

>>88479764
And sometimes it's as simple as them looking good together.

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Why has no one drawn Glynda in a sexy witch outfit

>>88479781
unlike sunflowyr, knightshade only has two good pics, and one is already posted, so dont expect spam

I'm gonna shill here, I've been a smut posting lurker for a while, but now people can throw prompts at me I guess
https://beaconoflust.tumblr.com/

>>88479714
Probably my favorite story from him.
I love that shit, reminds me of the Ciaphas Cain books.

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>>88479700
No thanks.

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>>88479869
Blake is for cuddling and protecting

>>88479684
Aaaaaand the website the previous games were on is down.

>>88479869
delet

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>>88479883

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>>88479804
and boy do they, but taking off my shipping goggles I realize this is one wacky ship
Jaune is a nice guy who was given bad advice, and doesnt seem to hate faunus, funny to see people always use that in storys, that or him reading xray and vav in the library
its amazing when im not looking for these two together in a story theyre the best of buds, its odd but nice

>>88479805

Because we'll never see Glynda outside the tv again.

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>>88479893
You mis-spelled using and abusing, anon...

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>>88479869
>GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE GARAGE I WILL MOVE YOUR LITTER BOX TO THE FUCKING STREET

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>>88479920
it hurts.

>>88479883
>>88479907
cute

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>White Rose happens
>but the twist?It's Ruby/Whitley
how would you react?

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>>88479953
still the funniest thing, I love it when he gets full blown pissed

>>88479981
does it involve Whitley NTRing Weiss?

>>88479981
I'd sit back and bask in the butthurt

>>88479764
>read almost all of em
Recommendations outside of Coeur?

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>>88479981

>>88479981
everyone tweet at miles

>>88479981
But that ship is Wild Rose!

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>>88479953
You mad, bro?

>>88479981
I'm good with it.

>>88480071
I want to fuck that cat's tits.

>>88479981
I'd be fine with it. The Lancaster part of me would be slighted by it at first, but would eventually come around to liking it. Tbh as long as it's a straight ship there's a high chance I'm onboard with it eventually.

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>>88480071
>Adam is the cereal bowl

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Tell me /co/, what is on his bookshelf?

>>88480129
The twilight books but the ones that were released after the movie so they have movie covers on the front

>>88480129
>it's just photos of Blake and him
>he really does miss her
>he wants her to suffer only so she can feel his embrace again
>he falls asleep thinking of her
>he keeps Yang's hand their too, just to remind him of his goal

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>>88480129
His favourite book
Him and Blake used to geek out over it all the time

>>88480017
shit, only know three on the top of my mind
'Auburn'
'the gamer girl'
'one day they'll understand'

>>88480157
This one takes the cake...

>>88480157
>whispering ejaculation technique
for fuck sakes

Trying to avoid my responsiblites. Give me the set up of an erotic greentext you want me to write...

>>88480169
Thanks. I'll give them a look.

>>88480157
>My son...Why?
>I'm sorry father

>>88480246
What's your set of standards? Your do's and dont's

>>88480268
No scat, pedo, or guro. That's just about it.

>>88480296
I agree with this guy
but only on two of those

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>>88480246
Kali and Ghira having sex for the first time

I'd like to see something with the Malachite twins. Pretty much a blank slate to work with.

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>>88480296
Arctic Monkeys smut? Bashful Weiss and a silly Sun trying to get her to have some fun with it

>>88480296
>The Malachites fuck Yang senseless
>Ruby accidentally walks in
>they don't notice
>Rubes is confused

OR

>Zwei crushes after Blake and watches her and some other guy fuck.

>>88480350
Okay. I'll write something up when I get off work.

>>88480351
neato on the ship name, and sounds nice

>>88480246
I wouldn't mind seeing Glynda and Ironwood

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>>88480351
they need more

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>>88480391
They need anything at all

>>88477208
>Amputates jaunes arms and legs
>Pulls his teeth and removes his vocal chords
>Straps him to her back to draw from
>Pyrrha can now swing cars as easily as a toothpick all day long

>>88477254
They were both in the wrong, it never should have been blown out of proportion like it was, and Burnie shouldn't have went nuclear.

>>88478162
Always wanted to learn how, tips?

>>88478552
Is it me or does burnie just not try? I hear taiyang in vol 4 and if I didn't know it was a show I'd believe I was listening to the RT podcast instead

>>88479981
If it's not Weiss then it's not White Rose.
The few times i've seen Ruby x Whitley ship named was always Red Snow(a couple of times i've found it named Poinsettia)

>>88480351
I like this, mostly becuase of how much it would piss of her dad, but I don't know how to write them together...

>>88480438
Ive heard Rose Meadow.

Cuz Whitleys name means white meadow

>>88480361
I like this, but I don't actually know what their first names are...

>>88480442
Think the straight version of Freezerburn, it's practically the same idea

>>88480333
Too boring.

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I just realized how great Sun and literally any of RWY would be.

Why did they pick shitty kitty?

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>>88480366
Oh? Neat. I'll be looking forward to it.

>>88480506
cuz faunus

>>88480451
Forgot about that, which is obviously more common than Poinsettia, no idea if it's even more common than Red Snow), but the point remain, White Rose can't happen if it's not Ruby x Weiss.

Is there a episode tomorrow or are we on a hiatus?

>>88480546
World of Remnant

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>>88480506
They failed to see the better choices

>>88480442
Weiss and sun fooling around in her room, weiss trying to keep quiet but Sun keeps messing around and making her moan and squeal

>>88480477
>too boring
I beg to differ

>>88480521
Yup. Already got a premise.

>The twins are in their dressing room getting ready for a night of dancing/bouncing for Junior
>A group of Red Ties attempt a coup against Junior for control of the club
>high impact sexual violence.jpg
>maybe a side story of the twins shaking down Tucson for protection money

>>88480157
No wonder Ruby called it filth.

>>88480741
And it's no wonder she wanted to confiscate it

Y'all crazy niggas wanna hear one hell of a good joke?

>>88480766
go for it

>>88480783
Blake's taste in men!

>>88480799
Yeah Adam is pretty ridiculous.

>>88480761
Was she hoping to get one up on Torchwick?

>>88480766
>>88480799
>dubs
>twice
I guess i can't disagree with the joke

>>88480822
>dubs again

hot damn

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>>88479569
So thats how the first faunus was created

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>>88480861
god fucking damn it

>>88480818
certainly some interesting ninja skills.

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Joke to wet your whistle?

>>88480912
You've been out-joked for the night but sure go for it

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>>88480886
another, just for you

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>>88480861
>>88480922

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>>88480922

>>88480903
>Ruby uses whispering ejaculation technique on Torchwick while remaining hidden

Eyy, writefriend, how does that sound?

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Daily infusion of Holy White Knight, enjoy it

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>>88480953
would that end with ruby pregnant

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>>88480969
>>88480953
I'm guessing someone has a pregnancy fetish but doesn't want to sully Ruby with actual intercourse?

>>88479615
Muh catgirl that angsty girls identify with and boys want to fug
Self-insert but better: The character with muscles those filthy neets will never get.

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>>88481000
>torchwick Im pregnant with your child
>roman tfw

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>>88479984
Ryan breaking his germany glass was amazing.

>>88480861
>>88480922
I'm laughing so hard im disgusted in myself

>>88481019
is there a video of that?
I would like to see

>>88480969
Obviously it would end with Roman pregnant.

He is just as confused as everyone else, but there is no way Little Red is getting out of paying child support.

Neo forces Ruby to marry Roman at umbrella-point.

>>88481015
>Roman faked being eaten by a grimm to avoid having to raise the child
>He and Neo are chilling in the Remnant version of Rio, having escaped from paternal duties

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>>88481024
>>88480939
>>88480932
>>88480886
Darn it I'm an oldfag now aren't I?
You kids stay off my lawn

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>>88481089
>>88481085

>>88481106
Im an oldfag myself, i just never browsed any of these blue boards that much outside of specific interests, even now here on /co/ i barely watch a couple of threads other than RWBY

>>88481106
That day was a good day. The one occasion time spent on /a/ really felt worth it. Pretty sure my sides reached escape velocity.

>>88480423
Hey greatcow?
>>88478162 →
Always wanted to learn how, tips?

>>88480546
>>88480555
I'll laugh so hard if instead of a hiatus we get WoR's until the 7th

>>88481052
>Off Topic: I Never Asked For This - #48
>http://achievementhunter.roosterteeth.com/episode/off-topic-the-achievement-hunter-podcast-2016-48-oia64d

>>88481318
oh ok it was one of the off topics i missed, thanks!

>>88481352
You're in for a treat. Watch that one and then ext couple if you haven't. Did you also watch heroes and halfwits in its entirety? He has a couple moments over it.

>>88480129
Three copies of Catcher in the Rye
Killing Lincoln by Bill O'Reilly
and a dog-earred copy of Infinite Jest (he hasn't actually read it, but bent half the pages to shit to convince Blake he has)

>>88480246
Momma Belladonna, testing her daughter's threshold for pain and pleasure with her world famous Bitch Fist

>>88480129
YA Adventure novels and books on sword and general fighting theory.

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>>88481463
>Adam's apartment is brightly lit and colored baby blue.
>Pop music plays lightly over two small speakers while the Remanent version of Parks and Recreation plays on a cozy sized tv.
>Motivational posters hang on the wall of his minidojo.
>Only hint of his offness is a neatly stacked pile of silk rags with red blotches.

>>88481601
>His neighbor is a nice
granny bat Faunus who thinks he's a wonderful young man.
>Helps her with her groceries. Never makes a lot of noise. Speaks politely and never curses.
>He even saved her from a purse snatcher once.
>Sure that suplex was a little bit much.
>And the kicking and the stomping and the elbows was bad to look.
>But that hoodlum would never try that again because Adam said he's going to have a talk with him.

>>88481648
>Strangely, she hasn't seen the hoodlum in question since, which is odd because she knew that he lived in the area

>>88481648
>The old woman can't see
>When on the rare occasion assassins come for him he has to violently dispatch them silently.
So would this be in the funny fight and freeze when she enters the room or the more disturbing casual conversation while cranking a forcibly gagged foes neck off.

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>>88480963
Mmm, yes, thank you anon.

>>88481928
Both scenarios have happened at least once.
>Adam, dear, I wanted to thank you for helping me find a nice urn for my husband's ashes
>It's no trouble, Martha.
>CRACK!
>Dearie me, what was that?
>Nothing.

>>88481928
>An assassin comes comes for Adam one day.
>Gets beaten pillar to post
>Adam ends up pinning him against the wall separating him and the old woman.
>Tells him not to scream because she's sleeping as he slowly works through the aura with a small knife.

>>88481988
Adam silently killing the shit out of people so not to disturb his neighbors is kind of disturbing.
.

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I miss him and his witty humour.
RIP.

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>>88482069
He just wants a quiet life. You think he still has Yang's hand?

>>88482077

To be fair he's not an RT member (or a filthy pirate like us) so he doesn't watch the episode until a week later. Between that and all the WOR's he's running behind.

>>88482087
>The Jojofags start with their shit again.

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>>88482117
>hating on jojo
>in the rwby thread

>>88482106
Episode 5 should have been up by now, though. I hope he's alright.

>Post your reaction when Weiss realizes that she should have given Jaune a shot and asks him out. And he says no.

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>>88478694

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>>88482287

>>88478729
Tell her that she's in a Texana anime and won't die until the last episode

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>>88479741
They do it with any given thing for any given reason
>pic related

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>>88479032
I need fucking sauce !!!

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>>88482287

>>88482782
You know one of those is a trap, right?

how long until m3u8 link for World of remnant

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>>88482788
>You know one of those is a trap, right?
It's even better

>>88482800
It comes out at 10AM CST like literally every episode and WoR ever

I won't be able to post the m3u8 as normal however so someone else will have to pick up the mantle

>>88482800
Is there a new newfags every week that asks the same thing?

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>>88482287
He would be honorary member of the Thot Patrol

>>88482864
Yeah, they're probably cunts from reddit and tumblr that only come here on Saturdays to get the episode link

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Do you think if they used bug spray on Tyrian it would work ?

>>88482911
If they sprayed him in the eyes? Sure.

>>88479251
>>88478659
Absolutely. I've bought worse figures for more.

>>88479032
I feel like I've seen these same people making out as other characters.

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>>88482930
That's...that's just pepper spray

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>>88482911
Sure.
My suggestion would be the fast kill/low irritant Raid
It comes in the blue cans
You'll need like six cans though

>>88482988
That changes nothing Dubsman.

>>88478834
>Female Jaun
Take all of my erections.

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this cat is a meme

>>88482878
Shit, I didn't think of that. I wonder how many of them we've converted.

>>88483413
Converted to what? Sticking around and shitposting without consequence?

Will Qrow stab a bitch today?

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>>88483477
No episode, but he is doing the WoR about the Schnee Dust Company so I expect a drunken rant that ends with him begging Winter to answer his calls

>>88483502
Followed by him banging Winter right?

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>>88483511
I'm reasonably certain that happened before we saw them. He took her number off her scroll before she woke up

>>88483528
Were they sober when it happened?

>>88483550
Of course not
Winter would never do such a thing with her wits about her, and Qrow's is never sober

>>88483572
Did Qrow call Winter Summer during sex?

>>88483582
Worse
He called her Tai

>>88483593
Did she slap him?

>>88482766
kek

I want to have a threesome with Cinder and Emerald.

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>>88483896
So you just want to watch Cinder and Emerald?

>>88483929
That would be fine, too.

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>>88481512
this scene bugged me. way too much buildup, way too much tyrian just standing there staring at them. just hit the fuckin' guy, nora.

>>88483929

God, I just want to hear Emerald go "Ah, Cinder-sama..."

I don't know why, BUT I DO.

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https://twitter.com/RoosterTeeth/status/810124317207969797

WE'RE NOT ON A HIATUS BOYS WE'RE GETTING CHAPTER 7 NEXT WEEK

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>>88484048

>>88484048
OH FUCK YES!
Best Christmas Present!
Also, the Tyrian vs Qrow fight looks to be awesome as hell

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>>88484048
Based.

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wew

http://sinccubi.tumblr.com/post/154270415820/winner-of-september-patreon-pool-for-sketch-to-be

Interactive VR (dating) sims when?
I want to ruffle Ruby's hair and get her flustered.

>>88480246
salem molesting oscar

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>>88484048
place your bets who will win ?!

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>>88484106
I want a Neo

>>88484048
World of fucking Remnant again! what is this #9?

>>88484155
I want the Malachite twins, but I'd take any of the main four since if we're being realistic that's about the scope that a dating sim would cover. Especially one as adventurous as a VR one.

>>88480246

Salem molesting Emerald begging Cinder to help her but all Cinder can do is watch since she's too weak to try to stop her

>all these extra weeks off
>the show is getting worse each episode