/co/ characters who are literally your dad

>>88476852
I wish I had a dad like Greg. :(

Pic related.

>>88476852
He fucked your mom to death?

Most dad characters are way too emotional, colourful and zany to represent my dad. I need a long-suffering brow-beaten workaholic stoic.

>>88476968
Are you black?

>>88476985
yes

>>88480221
Tell your dad I think he's cool.

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>>88476852

>>88476968
i just got this joke

>>88476987
Im sorry for you.

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he makes things and neglected his family to do so

>>88476852
Your father took your mother's maiden name he didn't marry her?

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If any poltards are thinking of having children, do them a favor and don't.

>>88476987

If you're being edgy, then 2/10. If you're serious, you have my deepest condolences.

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Down to a tee.

>>88476891
so much this
my life would have been infinitely better living in a van down by the car wash with greg as my dad than with my mom and brother

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>>88476852
And I inherited it.

>>88483346
Which villian is that, i was thinking an old hammer, but the outfit isnt right.

>>88483704
Not actually a villain, his name really is Love Sausage, he is one of the supporting characters for The Boys.

>>88483346
That's the father I want to be
and am on the fast track to becoming

>>88483346
jesus christ that fucking bulge

>>88483346
serious question, how is that not uncomfortable as hell having your dick stuck on one side or the other as you go about your day?

>>88483329

Not without magic healing powers it wouldn't.

>>88484863
you never met my mom and brother
>mother
>every bad stereotype there is about women and mothers is in her
>brother
>literally a psychopath

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My sister and I couldn't watch King of the Hill when we were kids because the similarities to our dad were eerie. Now when we watch it, it's more funny because of the similarities.

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Imagine if Tom cruise was an electrician instead of an actor.

>>88484936

Are you me?

>>88484993
manlet dad?

The best way I could describe my parents is if a liberal Hank Hill married Linda from Bob's Burgers.