Extended Trailer for "Boss Baby"

>>88476672
Interesting. I had 0% chance to watch this in the past but now seems decent to good.

>>88476797
It's awwwwright

mooooooooooooooooods

Still looks pretty dumb. Baby is actually kind of cute in some shots tho.
>implying puppies are more popular than kittens
wrong, as far as the internet is concerned

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>>88476797
I came lookin' for booty.

>>88476672
>that pic
Definitely a Dreamworks movie.

>>88476672
at 0:56 the dad sounds like he is talking into a tin can

>>88476672
I remember when "normal things except a baby" was a parody shortcut for "movies so stupid they couldn't happen in real life"

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>>88477246

Looks like the thread quickly hit bottom.

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>>88476672
Pic related turned me off from clicking the link altogether. This is just bottom of the barrel.

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>>88476672
PFFFFFFFFFFT

>>88476672
>Alec

Nope.

This thread never had a chance

>>88477455
CARLOS!

>>88476672
so, is it too early to say that Stacy is kinda hot?

Well it looks like the FBI raid is over

>that glengarry glen ross reference

its... its just so misplaced

>>88476672
>I'm doing this just to get rid of you
Ah, so they're going to end up loving each other like actual siblings and then he's gonna stay at the end

Also Stacy was adorable

>>88477811
They'll be back for >>88477774

A couple of things

1. that baby powder fart jet is a real thing
2. when you're a parent, that shit cracks you up
3. Anybody who's not, I can see why it would be cringeworthy
4. anatomically, the anus should be lower down the crack

the animation looks so low quality for today's standards

>>88476672
>>My House starts playing
I can't hear that song without thinking of that Red Letter Media joke about X-Men Apocalypse.

>>88477995
The first post you replied to was it.

>>88478036
>watching RLM
Kill yourself

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What's it say?

Stupid, dumb and terrible.
I hope Rob Snyder will be in it.

>>88476672
is the butthole in the right spot in this rendering?

In relation to my own real life butthole, that cloudy fart gas would blowing out a tad bit lower than that.

Maybe my butthole is just unique and different from most people's, but I really feel like the artists of this animated film screwed up.

>>88478125
Looks like an Octopus looking at a Torpedo wonder if it looks good in it's current spot

>>88478125
>you will never rub baby powder on Stacy's butt crack
Why even live?

>>88477995
>>88478038
>>88478085
Just that??
For a second a thought that it was that wedm that make the FBI nuke a thread in /v/ a few month ago.
>>88476672
Anyway i'm still not interested, but it went up a litter in the ranking form "It looks like shit" to "it does not offend me"

>>88476672

Dreamworks' strengths are lush, large environments and fantastical designs, and this movie doesn't show off much of that. It feels more like a small budget entry from Sony, or Illumination, or even Fox. Jokes are okay, but I don't see this as a hit or translating into merchandise.

Dreamworks is losing its identity. They should also stop mentioning Shrek, that was 15 years ago and it's pathetic.

I mean, Alec Baldwin is in it.
And the style for this film is kind of weird. Its a lot more different compared to the rest of DW animated films.

>>88478357
Trolls fills in all that you mentioned. The writing might not have been great, but the film itself was gorgeous. Everything having a cloth/felt texture made it a technical marvel.

>>88476672
Are we gonna fuck the baby?

>>88478324
Dare I ask what happened on /v/?

>>88478498
I second this.

>>88478421

You're right. On second thought, I believe Dreamworks was investigating an two-prong approach of big and smaller budgeted movies before the sale. I guess we're just seeing the fruits of it now.

With cheaper movies, Dreamworks should be more audacious in the kind of story they produce. Take a chance with more unconventional or mature fare. Everything about this screams generic family comedy.

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>>88478279

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>>88478519

thirded

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>it's another Dreamworks movie that ends in everyone dancing to a popular song

Visually looks really lazy. Not sure what it is but it looks like a movie from at least 10 years ago.

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>>88478832
I want to lay this girl down on her back, bull her shirt up, and blow raspberries on her tummy.

>>88476672
I wanna fuck Stacy

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>>88477617

>>88478324
Was it the same one in that /sp/ world cup thread awhile ago?

>>88476672
>What does /co/ think?

TRUMP: the movie

>>88478185
Sometimes the air can get trapped in the cheeks if they're tight enough and then come out in a spot higher up. Though, I think they were just trying to center it to get a more aesthetically pleasing shot without worrying too much about the mechanics.

>>88479197
At least its not more talking/singing animals.

>>88476672
It's a different premise, but the basic childrens movie plot things are going to happen
the two characters overcome some sort of ordeal and find out that despite a small hiccup near the end they would rather stay together as a family

It's tried and tired, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to watch it

>>88480436
>I have no sense of standards and don't mind encouraging garbage

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>>88480510
It's a movie about a talking baby.

>>88477666
Uh... I think you replied to the wrong post.

>>88480436
>It's tried and tired, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to watch it

why is watching it your default state that would require convincing to go away from, instead of the other away around

>>88479162

Disney did that lately and no one minded.


Anyway, is it me or filmmakers want to convince audiences to have babies?? First Storks from WAG tried to remind us how cool it is to raise a baby.
The Boss Baby plot reminds me of the story of my coworker, he raised one daughter, when his wife wanted another kid he bought her dog instead.

>>88480699
>Anyway, is it me or filmmakers want to convince audiences to have babies??
It's not uncommon for a studio to hear about what another is working on, and try to slap something similar together to try to beat them to theaters or ride the hype train. That's pretty much why Ants and A Bugs Life came out in the same year.

>>88478076
>not watching RLM
more contrarian than /tv/

>>88480699
>Disney did that lately and no one minded.

Everybody hates that shit even when they're not vocal about it

>>88481039
Shouldn't you be sucking Eric Andre's cock right about now?

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>>88482011
not bad anon. Care to make a webm of that Stacy scene? I need more cuties.

>>88476672
>Someone had to spend probably hours animating baby ass

>>88480699
Because that was not the "ending" to the movie, those were basically glorified credits. The actual ending is Flash going, "Niiiiiiiccckkk." It's no different than Big Hero 6, Tangled, or Wreck It Ralph playing known songs with punchy visuals to them while stating key members of the crew.

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>>88482011
the animation look like shit

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>>88476672
>multiple people had to write a script that incudes a close up of a butt, discuss the scene where it happens, make a model of a naked baby, painstakingly animate the said baby farting, record the sounds for the scene and edit it

I just wonder what do they feel during this. Do they feel ashamed, but keep doing their job, or have they got completely accustomed to it?

>>88482131
Thanks anon.
>that excited bounce

>>88482163
I hate to break this to you, but babies don't often wear clothes.
The two scenes in question are perfectly normal in their context, being a diaper changing scene and a putting clothes on a baby that doesn't want to wear clothes scene.

>>88482163
You are the worst kind of faggot

>>88482131
>>88482174
let's have one with just the bounce looping

>>88482163
Butts are funny. Farts are funny. This is basic comedy, autismo.

>>88482330

>Farts are funny

[citation needed]

>>88482324
Ok, but its going to be a gif instead.
Easier to get precise frames.

>>88482336
this is fine. i mean, i'm just some leech on the internet, you're doing all the actual work, do it how you want!

>>88482333
Any French media ever
Are you saying the French don't know art?

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>>88482333
(You)

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>>88482362
Ayyyyyy

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>>88482362
Oh man. Is pedochan nuking this thread jesus christ.

>>88482362
Yea we're not going to be able to have good threads about this movie if this is all it'll bring. Anyway

Sauce

>>88482333
Fun fact: The earliest recorded joke was about flatulence.

"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

[canned laughter]

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>>88482372
>>88482380
Go be fags somewhere else.

>>88482401
>I have 4chanx aren't I special?
You're not.

>>88482401
You are no fun. No fun at all mate.

>>88482413
>I have 4chanx aren't I special?
I don't though?

>>88482414
Nah, you're just a shitposter.

>>88482420
Cute. CUTE!

>>88482420
[Seizure Intensifies]

>>88482432
>I don't though?
Are you asking me?

>>88482413
>someone ruined my ebin thread hurr durr
go act like a twat in /v/ if you're desperate for screencaps

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>>88482420

>Well animated, farting CGI-baby-butt, being bounced around

This will end totally well.

>>88478498
>>88478519
>>88478883

what is there to ask?

some sick fuck posted a webm of kiddie porn and the feds nuked the thread

so is he a baby or a midget

>>88484338
a baby
apparently they're sentient
its basically Toy Story but with babies

>>88482432
Sorry anon, fun posting and shitposting are very different things. shitposting is ruining the everyones fun by being an asshole, sometimes getting a giggle yourself. Funposting is giving giggles to a bunch of people. learn the difference anon, Maybe one day you can have fun to.

>>88482163
you think that's interesting?
i am wondering what the animator felt when he animated this deleted scene from zootopia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqlaPttudUc

>>88485437
>going THIS FUCKING FAR with your racism metaphor

Thank god they had the good sense to scrap it.

>>88485681

actually they didnt, their braintrust, Pixar, facepalmed hard and told them to knock it off.
(IIRC this was like 6 month before the deadline, so they animated ALOT of that movie)

>>88482389
Fucking Germans at it again

I am so scared to watch this trailer. I have never been so uncomfortable with baby nudity.

>>88476672
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>88476672
Oh shit, it's got my boy Alec? I'm in.

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>>88482333
It's a time honored form of comedy you pleb

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>>88486486
>>88486467
>>88486455
>>88486439
>>88486418
That's treason though

>>88480548
wrong CARLOS

>>88486418
>>88486439
>>88486455
>>88486467
>>88486486

Dude, stop. This isn't funny, just japanese art 2deep4U

>>88486501
Nice reference

>>88477338
I wonder how people are going to parody this movie.

>>88477962
If changing my little sister has taught me anything is that there is no such thing as a fart with babies, only poo.

>>88486603
If we're actually supposed to take these seriously than it becomes funnier.

>>88477338
I felt the same way about Sausage Party yet here we are.

>>88477962
it's not "a thing" and is unlikely to ever hapen, how the fuck do you talk those baby's ass, retard.

>>88482182
>babies don't often wear clothes.
lolwut? They sure do in the west

>>88487063
Suddenly this mother fucker is a dry fluid on baby ass expert, fuck.
You ever change a diaper? I'm not a parent but I want to know, buddy your replying to seems to know what he's talkig about but you have some convincing to do.

>>88486439
>I fart on my cat he hissed at penis

>>88487126
you are the original retard stating "hur durr I'm a pro this is totally a thing here's a fucking CHECKLIST"
now fuck off, corporation slave. They won't come to thak you for defendig baby ass and farts

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>>88477382
....Carlos.

>>88487196
I literally just dropped into the thread with that. So, no I'm not. Also this movie looks terrible and I'm not defending it. It's going to be a bunch of shit jokes and only popular in germany and other countries where shit eating is a foot tier fetish.

I thought this was going to be a movie of a particularly short Mafia boss hiding as a baby to dodge the cops or whatever, but I guess it's just another magic talking baby thing.

>>88482011
Look at that fucking thigh gap

>>88487477
No, that movie already exists, it's called little man or something like that.

mini-trump?

>>88478125
Looks like a fat guy kicking a woman in the cootchy.

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>>88482131
>>88482420
Urge to r34 intensifies

>>88484561
Shitposting is making shitty posts, which you were doing. Stop trying to rationalize it just because somebody decided to call you out this time.

>>88490445
Fuck off, Shad

>>88478279
suspect

>Dogs vs. Cats type of story

into the trash it goes, this baby/dogs are smart is low budget movie type stuff, why the fuck are they doing this. I would prefer the idea that the baby is an alien like some people were theorizing.
Anyway, Stacy reminds me of Kimi from Rugrats.

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>>88478125

>>88481091
You want to see my genitals, that's not ok.

>>88482130
This. It's just a credits sequence that happens to have animation set to it. Not really comparable to something like, say, Hotel Transylvania.

>>88487126
>dry fluid

>>88476672
Hollywood is completely dry in the ideas department, isn't it?

>>88476672
Looks like it could be silly fun, I might watch it.

>>88476672
I kind of wanna cuddle Stacy.

>>88483084

>feds nuked the thread

if by feds you mean MODS then sure, the FEDS dont have access to 4chan to delete threads you moron. do you even know how 4 chan works kid?

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>>88482333

Fart jokes are the lowest form of comedy.

>>88490445
>Pull over the car
Does shad legitimately never leave the house?

>>88491838
Fuck off liberal the feds have access to the entire internet.

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>>88491940

well, glad you live in your own little world and believe everything you see on the internet

>>88490921
Thought that was Jimmy Neutron for a sec

>>88477617
is this Eye's Wide Shut Babies?

>>88478436

Well, it's the internet and the internet is seeing a digital baby's butt being bounced around till a fart comes out. Draw your own conclusions.

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>>88478125

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>>88476672
>Cookies are for closers

Ok that was funny

https://youtu.be/Q4PE2hSqVnk?t=43s

>BABY IS SMART LMAO

I thought this meme died with those e-trade commercials

>>88491131
Or Despicable Me. Madagascar. Shrek. Shark Tale. The Wild. Ice Age 5. Horton Hears a Who.

Megamind is probably the only film where dancing ending that transitions into credits actually works because the character dances at various points throughout the movie.

>>88482420

She is sickeningly cute.

>>88490921
That's quite good for a girl of her age.

>>88478279
>you will never snort baby powder off Stacy's butt crack
ftfy

>>88492011
>>88491940
>>88491838
>>88483084
>>88478883
>>88478519
>>88478498
Ladys, Ladys I'm sorry that i took my time, but IF you really want to know the thing is that a motherfucker made a thread in /v/ of how to make a horror game with a hand with holes as the OP pic, the threat was really normal for almost 3 hours until the guy respond to EVERYONE IN THE THREAT with a wedm which half of it was a hot girl Undressing and the other half was of a baby being hammered in his head until it exploded.
After a while of reaction images and guys asking for the source of the first half, the threat was nuked.

>>88491893
>SKY Movies
Reminder they made 2 separate movies about masturbating and tried to aim it at family audiences, but the ratings system wouldn't let them get under PG-13. They also made two online-only movies about a woman who was pregnant and her baby would fight people who tried to harass her from inside the womb by kicking around, making her vomit, and literally shit on people, and got it on a limited DVD release in the USA for the PG rating, which became a """"cult classic"""".

Reminder Blue Sky Studios is a ghost company that works with them on scripts and some special effects.

>>88476672

>The plot is actually about the baby himself

I like it a lot better now than the teaser implied it just being about the kid dealing with the baby

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>>88476672
>this film

>>88494958
you mean thread

>>88494958
>ladys
Are you like 10 or something

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This thread

>>88491893
Red Letter Media watched this on Best of the Worst and they actually thought it was fairly decent considering the premise

>>88487063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82hvPp7JiRQ

So is he a baby, or does he turn out to be Cupid or an angel or an alien?

>>88496535
He's a baby, I don't know how you people aren't understanding this from the trailer.
All the babies talk.

>>88495825
Same, I wanted the baby to just be the "bad guy."

>>88485437
Is he supposed to be a jew or something? I don't see anything wrong with the scene.

>>88476672
The fact that this exists makes me long for a nuclear war.

>>88497144
>people made a movie
>so I wish for the death of all humanity
Just kill yourself
You'll be achieving everything you long for

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>>88497713
>taking posts on 4chan literally
wew

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>>88491893

>INSIDE EVERY HERO IS A POWERFUL FORCE
>picture of child farting so hard he rockets through the sky

My fucking sides. I'm better than this.

>>88491893
If it's red smoke that's the painful diarrhea including farts. He would never be smiling.

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>>88490921

>>88491893
What about whimsical magic bubble farts.

>>88498181
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So whats it gonna be at the end?
>Older kid gets along well with the baby
>biz baby decides to stay and be the family baby
>family buys a new puppy and sets up for the sequel
Post credit scene shows the dog communicating with his superiors that he has infiltrated the family

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>>88482011
Webm in reverse.

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>>88498286
Reference to the sequel book.

>>88498286
>spoiler
yea i can see this movie being the equivalent of "dude that new baby is baaaad news" but in the end it's just a decent baby and there's no major threat about him, and at the end there's a new thing and it's like "just another non-threat WAIT WHAT???" like a lot of dumbass writers do

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>>88498358

Somehow the bouncing butt part is emphasized even more.

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>this thread

Man... a lot of people on 4chan are pedos

>>88498181
DROWN THIS CHILD, BEFORE THEY GROW UP TO INTERN AT CN

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Ok but the older brother is really cute.
I never to fill a void in my life...
but NEVER replace, of course.

>>88498358
Myfuckingsides!

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>>88482131
Is it me or does this look like an older version of boss-baby?

>>88480532
I expect a higher standard to fondly remember when the bell tolls.

>>88476672
kids/animals solve kid/animal problems as if the were adults. Wow boy this isn't recycled shit at all.