Things aren't beautiful because they are big, Wanda.

>>88472266
>translation
He has a small penis.

I would watch a movie where the Avengers just fuck around the compound doing normal things.

>>88472363
A live action version of a Bendis comic?

>>88472363
And yet everyone hates Bendis's run

>>88472288
And Pym isn't going to tell him how to shift his particles that way.

>>88472363
>I would watch a movie where the Avengers just fuck
FTFY

>>88472363
>I want a movie that is just nonstop quips!
Stop.

>>88472363
I agree. The fact that they have powers is interesting enough, we don't need constant CGI fests, they frankly get a bit boring.

>>88473135
>Quips
No
>Seinfeld Avengers
Yes

>>88473135
You never enjoyed Seinfeld? Scrubs? 30th Rock? Friends?

>>88475927

Which Avenger is Kramer?
Better yet - which is George?

>>88478633
Vision is Kramer. Walks into the house whenever he wants, nobody is quite on his wavelength.
George is either Hawkeye or Tony, because they're both manlets without superpowers.

>>88472288
>Can manifest a cape out of nowhere
>Can't grow a bigger dick

Does he need to see Thor's first?

>>88472363
Someone put forth the idea of Before Sunrise but with Wanda and Vision.

>>88478675
but who is newman?

>>88479005
Thanos.

>>88479005
Hulk maybe?
I dunno, Cap doesn't have any people he hates that the others get along with really.

>>88478675
George got with a lot of women so he would probably be Tony

>>88478675
>Vision is Kramer.
HE'S A HYDRA LOOK HE'S A HYDRA FIFTY YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU UPSIDE-DOWN WITH A FUCKING FORK UP YOUR ASS!

>>88478720
> Thor unzips pants.

"Thank you, Mr. Odinson."

>>88472266
For you.

>>88479053

Jerry got twice as many women as George.

>>88479159
George got more women then he by rights should have.
Honestly, him and Jerry were mostly pretty even, and Jerry was famous.

>>88472266
> Mantis touches Vision
> Her eyes go even more anime
> "He wants to bang the Witch all night long."

>>88472266
"Wanda...I recommend shortening your skirt by 15.5 centimetres."

>>88479130
>Mens room in Avengers Tower
>Thor pissing
>Vision uses the urinal next to him because he doesn't understand personal space
>Goes in for the sneak peek
>Does the cape thing, but with his dick

Who put coffee grounds in the fucking sink!?

>>88472266
>Things are beautiful when they grow

>>88478633
>Vision phases into the room
>*audience cheers*

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>>88479462
Later...

>>88479464
>Tony keeps complaining because Steve can't cook breakfast omelettes because they're always out of paprika
>"I'm tellin' ya Steve, I don't understand why you just let that Vision guy waltz in here and help himself to your spices!"
>"Well it's not like I could stop him Tony,"
>"Why not? Just take back your key!"
>"He can phase threw walls!"

>That bottle episode where everyone tried to solve the mystery of who stole Banner's marked lunch before he got home

Honestly, Tony is the only one I can imagine clapping his hands and saying "Giddyup!"

Am I the only one who thought of Black Widow doing the Elaine dance?

>>88472363
People keep saying this about super hero teams and Teen Titans Go is the perfect example of why I don't want this.

>>88479367
>Vision uses the urinal next to him
truly, ai is a threat to all that is good in the world

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>>88479415

>>88479848
TTG isn't bad because it's about them dicking around, it's bad because it's aggressively unfunny and the characterization sucks.

>>88472266
Wanda, if you combined us you would almost get a normal person.

>>88472266
Wanda, I have folded your panties neatly in order of colour and tone, and put them tidily in your drawer.

I did enquire with Ms. Romanoff, but she seemed mystified by the wearing of undergarments.

>>88472266
>t. Manlets

>>88480139
Wanda, I have always wondered why you wear a mammary support device when Ms. Romanoff chooses to go without. Is it a matter of comfort? Is it because yours are significantly larger?

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>>88479509
Wanda, I found this picture of your brother folded up in your underwear draw, underneath your mechanical phallus. Wouldn't framed on the mantle be a more traditional place for it?

>>88481045
Wanda, why does one of your pleasure tools have "Steve" written on it in Sokovian? Does it have any connection to Captain Rogers?

>>88480167
It appears even though Mr. Lang can shrink down, Mr. Stark still is smaller.

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Guys, Vision might have been "born" yesterday, but he has total access to the entirety of the internets at unimaginable speeds and processing power.

Also, before he was born, he was in charge of Stark's house, including the cameras.

He's a lot of things, but naive isn't one of them.

I came to this thread for Baneposting where is the Baneposting

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>>88481190
>but he has total access to the entirety of the internets at unimaginable speeds
Could someone hack him?

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>>88481190
He's flirting, he's playing innocent, to be both endearing and intimate, while also being extremely forward and sexual.