Is there something he can't do?

Fuck Batman.

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>>88471009

>>88470980
Good live action movies

>>88471881
Superman: The Movie and Superman II were good, you fuck.

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>>88471009

>>88470980
work 24/7, 365 days continuously with no rest, sleep and most importantly, human contact.. He still needs normal human interaction to prevent him going insane with power.

>>88470980
Sell comics
Get good games
Appeal to anyone with a brain

Be in a good movie made by Snyder.

He can't let us down.

>>88470980
Have a decent movie

>>88470980
Lose

>>88470980
Go back to Krypton

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>>88471907
The fug?

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>>88474466
Kek

>>88470980
Have a halfway decent video game.

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>>88470980
save everyone

>>88473319
>>88473765
>>88474466
>>88476754
>Maybe it will be funny the next 100 times...

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>>88476791
Based

>>88476867
>batman
>bottom
Now that is gay.

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>>88476867

>>88470980
Stand to fly.

>>88471881
>what man of steel

>>88476903
Oh he's a power bottom

>>88470980
See why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

>>88470980
Rape Joker

>>88470980

Save everyone.

>>88470980
Be a good written character.

>>88470980
See why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

>>88477055
Hyper-marketed garbage that some people desperately want to consider good.

>>88476903
>>88477206

Batfam's super power: best bottoms in Gotham

He didn't save his parents from that drunk driver.

microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it

>>88470980
Play basketball

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>>88482313

A fifth dimensional, fully empowered being caused an accident that couldn't be prevented by a high school student at his prom, you mean?

>>88470980
Cure cancer.
Stop all crime.
End all corruption.
And most importantly to him; save everyone. He can't save everyone, ever.
And he can HEAR when they call him for help and he has to make a choice to which he gets to and helps first. It's simply not possible for him to save everyone.
There's an issue where it's revealed that he actually GETS letters sent to Superman, and many are thank you notes from people he's saved, but he also keeps and organizes the ones that ask why he wasn't there to save a loved one.