Meanwhile in ancient greece /co/

all those new sculptures from persia are a far superior artform to our native vases

Whos zeus going to fuck in the next issue

>>88462923
Fucking slavery justice warriors, always telling me to check my citizen privilege.

Remember, if you are white in color then you are a smelly goat-fornicating barbarian from the north and must be culled like the vermin you are. Romans are also cucks.

Also, Illiad a best story.

>common citizens still see hades as a bad guy
The propaganda from the gods seem to be working
Hades is unjustly portraid. The man just wants to rule the underworld. A task that must be done to preserve the path of the fallen. Unlike zeus and his many escapades
HADES WAS RIGHT

>>88462923

Gay jokes about /fit/ which is is full of people saying mental and spiritual heath together with physical balance and flexibility is the ideal, and that they don't really admire the physiques and beauty of other men.

>>88463012
Cry more, you laid on your back at Corinth and waited for Roman dick.

>>88462948
himself.

He took the insults too literally.

Athens>Sparta

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Hey heathens, look what I found.

Fucking Bendiskles fucking up every epos he writes... Heroes vs Demi-Gods is a fucking assassination of beloved characters. I bet that ass actually prefers to have intercourse with women rather than boys!

>>88463086
>posting Roman writings
Those barbarians just stopped being democracy. To Hades with them.

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>>88463012

What did you say about me you little catamite, etc...

>>88463065
Corinth>Athens=Sparta=barbarians=feces

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>>88463116

Persian here: Tell me, how much gold do you need me to pay you to go to war with your neighbors, who I will be supporting financially 2 years from now until you've bled each other white you fractious brain dead insolent scum?

>>88463116
Syracuse>mule droppings>worms that eat those droppings>droppings of the worms that eat droppings>Corinth>Athens>the rest of the city states>Rome

>>88463177
POO

Hey fellow citizens, I just got back from watching the latest mythshit play, Oedipus Rex, and well, lets just say that I hope Sophocles gets smitten by a thunderbolt before he continues to sully more classic myths with his grimdark bullshit.

First of all, to answer the question that was on everyone's minds: the play does NOT include the Sphinx, even though all the trailers said she would be there. Ok, whatever, I'm not a fur-catamite so it didn't bother me too much (though I'm sure the perverts over at the cult of Bacchus will be heartbroken.) Still, I can't help but think that this was just plain lazy on Sophocles' part. Aeschylus utilized special effects very well at the end of Agamemnon (which I thought was the strongest part of the House of Atreus trilogy,) when the goddess Athena was lowered onto the stage in a crescent moon using a sophisticated machine consisting of a rope and a wheel. Why can't Sophocles get with the program? I mean, come ON it's 429 BC, stop using Bronze age technology!

There was basically no action. And I know the story isn't an action story, but they didn't even show Oedipus killing his dad, the play takes place AFTER the murder and just focuses on Oedipus crying and wailing about how horrible he is. They didn't even show him gouge out his eyes. It happened offstage! It didn't help that the Sophocles fanboys kept interrupting the play with their applause and stupid in-jokes. Those fat losers will watch anything.

I know Aristotle was raving about how this is gonna be an instant classic, but frankly I don't think anybody is gonna remember it in a few years.

>>88463340
Perfect.

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>>88463086
probably posted with shit too.

>>88463204

Yes, that's how much the gold it takes to get the average greek to slaughter his countrymen is worth to the great king, king of kings, the king of Persia, the king of countries, the son of Hystaspes, the grandson of Arsames, the Achaemenid. I am king of Persia, Elam, Babylonia, Assyria, Arabia, Egypt, the countries by the Sea, Lydia, Ionia, Media, Armenia, Cappadocia, Parthia, Drangiana, Aria, Chorasmia, Bactria, Sogdia, Gandhara, Scythia, Sattagydia, Arachosia, and Maka; twenty-three lands in all. And I asked you a question.

>>88462923
So everybody wants to fuck little boys? No change at all.

>>88463603
Is it true that you guys use giant ants to mine gold? Herodotus swears on his life that he saw it, but that guy is an idiot.

>>88462923

* loud, distant fart *

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Original god do not steal

>BEHOLD, A MAN

alright everyone who has been raped by zeus raise your hands

>>88462923
Who wants to fuck young boys?

Wait...

>>88463914
*raises paw*

>>88463914
*raises wing*

Any of you tried traveling to Themyscira, and lived? Got any stories?

If i took you out of that cave, would you die?

>>88463086
>I made bread
What did he mean by this? A lot of these are top quality. I remember when I first saw them.

>>88463477
It was the SAME GUY, every time.

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why is he so perfect

>>88463914
*raises claw*

>>88462923
Achilles v. Odysseus was poetry-kino. Deniers of Homer just didn't get it.

>>88463694

Oh don't get me fucking STARTED on Herodotus. 5.2 million soldiers and support total? Fucking hack.

Some people in the far east sift anthills in alluvial plains as an kind of crude assay for gold in the river wash. We generally prefer using men. The only way I would mine with ants is if I had myrmidons.

>>88463914
*raises hooves*

>Greek Pantheon the original line-up
>Roman Pantheon the legacy characters

kek

>>88463914
*raises wing*

>>88463914
*raises tentacle*

>>88463835
>Serapis.

>>88463914
*raises child*

>>88464906

this fucking meme again

the Roman pantheon was original and cool before these fucking Hellaboos started their syncretism shit and made them carbon copies of the Greek ones

doesn't matter, cult of the ancestors is the best religion.

>>88465229
underrated

Man, fuck the Gods.

We're down here toiling ourselves to the bone, while they sit all high and mighty up on their little mountain.

Someone should knock them down a peg.

>>88465368
No way I'll climb that bitch. That's big mountain.

>>88465257

Yeah, everything I've seen about Rome indicates that, like most great empires, they mostly worshiped themselves; whatever their religious rituals said.

>>88465368
Bocous, silence thy plebian tounge!

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Is that Athens? I don't think it actually looked like that.

>>88465579

Aye, my liege...

>implying The Illiad is canon
Homer is a fucking hack.

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>>88465229
Lost hard

>>88462923
Hades/Persephone is best pairing! Monogamy can be beautiful, guys!

Yo have you guys heard about Zeno's Paradox? MINDFUCK

>>88463012
>illiad
>good
I bet you thought that bullshit Medusa arc was good too

>*shits in the theater*

>>88465784

Whoa whoa whoa, man! We have a separate auditorium for that!

The amount of Athena r34 is quite disturbing

>>88463914
*raises mandable*

>>88465784
>anonimus defecated well here.

>>88464109
It would be extremely painful

>>88465368
If you find someone who can take a bolt from Mr lightning Mc rape face, I'll join you on the March up

>>88465860
Would it really give shock to a man when the mass populous consists of degenerate minds? If I were to be honest with you, I feel surprised we do not have more pictures

>>88465941

What about that guy from Sparta?

Kartoos or something? Heard he's pretty tough.

>>88466024

Sparta is a backward shithole and they can't defeat the literal gay army of Thebes let alone the father of all gods.

>>88466039
>Literal gay army

Found the heterosexual pleb guys.

>>88466097

>he has non-platonic love

degenerate

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Why hello there, Glau/co/n, I couldn't help but notice this thread. Tell me, what do you think "excellence" in comics and cartoons is?

>>88463065
>the Big 2 dumping "free" crates of their pottery into shops so they can cite better sales numbers

Who superior Corinthian style here?

>>88466024
Bokobos don't you have a gorgon names Moreganos to lust after?

>>88466219

Pray, no! Even I have my limits!

>>88465229
Why do we allow women to gather in this public place. Is this Safomblr?

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>>88466297
Bokobos we know you lust after the gorgon. We all do. After all who could resist her emerald locks and perfectly sculpted curves?

>>88466123
Sounds more like an Aristotle question tbqhfam.

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>baka gaijins still reading greekshit

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>>88466666

>>88466666
what is this and where do I find it

>>88466779
Filename, anon. Gods return and start fucking everything up. Written by Hickman, published by Avatar so you know how gory it'll be.

>>88466352

It's not a gorgon, fool. ''Tis a succubus.

Although she is certainly turning part of me to stone...

>>88466861
Shut THYSELF UP Bokobos.

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Does /co/ have something like this?

>>88465775
The Medusa arc was mostly good what I couldn´t stand are those Sapphotic lovers saying that being rape is not the fault of the woman, why can´t they understand the concept of Eros.

>>88466921

Aye, my liege...

>Every mythshit writer has a transformation fetish
Truly this is a godless age

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>>88467044

>implying TF isn't a literal god tier fetish

>>88466352
Man, I'll never get over how shitty Darkstalkers designs are. Ass wings and head wings. Fucking stupid.

>>88465775
Medusa literally DID NOTHING WRONG.

>>88463111
Macedons fucked Persians hence their "exotic" (meaning shit) features.

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>>88467177
At least it was different as opposed to western succubi with their fuckhuge ugly horns and nasty ass hairy goat legs.

>>88467708
>Hasn't played The Witcher.

>>88467130
what did you do to megara zeus

why are you always with the turning cute women into animals shit you faggot

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>>88467708

>>88468061
Ayy lmao.
Nice.

>>88465168
I like you.

>>88467826
>he doesn't appreciate contoured animal women
philistines are truly the devil's worship.

>>88468296
this is why the titans tried to drown you zeus

you would never settle for monstergirls like the rest of us, always had to throw on your gay-ass snouts and shit

>>88463042
>Hades
>WANTING to rule the underworld
He just got handed a shit job. He wants to control it because that's part of the job, but he doesn't necessarily want anything to do with it. It's like those guys who have to watch everyone's shitty kids at the temples of the gods while their parents pray

>>88462940
>>>/π/

>>88468344
are you trying to imply you see fault in penetrating men's behinds with that gay commentary? I'll have you know I screwed many a attractive lad with mere effort. perhaps I should handle your ass a proper whopping too, so that you may finally learn to appreciate all forms of love with little regard.

today I will write on the tavern wall, anon N° 88468296 is bald and defecates everywhere.

>>88468388

He wanted the gems under the earth, minerals are also part of his domain. guy was rolling in dosh

>>88465368
Kratos please

FUCKING ROMANS

GET OFF MY ESPLANADE

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>88463914
*Raises stump*

>>88463042
>>88468388

>Hades gets shit on constantly
>when he just looks after the place were literally everyone goes when they die (even gods)
>No one says a THING about that faggot Thanatos

You kidnap and brainwash ONE goddess of havest's daughter and help some stupid harp playing asshat lose his wife forever because he just can't keep looking forward for like ten minutes, and you never hear the end of it

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Time traveler from 1 A.D.
Ask me anything.

>>88468644
fucking numale

>>88468644

Did Mark Anthony win?

>>88468644

What the flying fuck is A.D.? That some kind of Persian slang or something?

>>88468939
Some hippy jew started a meme and our emporer made it state religion so we changed our dating system around him.
>>88468830
Yes?

>>88462923
>The Iliad started when a maiden ruined everything
>In the Odyssey Odisseus wins Circe's sorcery and lays with her
Has Homer ingested the purpura panacea, /co/?

>>88469186

>1AD
>Mentioning Constantine
>Not even aware of the second triumvirate and the actual first emperor

Shit anon get it together

>>88463914
raises testicle.

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Golden Age still best

>>88463086
>go hang yourself
reminder that we're literally spouting the exact same insults now as did the Romans 2000 years ago, word for word

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Time Traveller from 2000 years after the rise of Persia here. Just want to assure my Hellens that after tussling with barbarians to the west we're still running a very Greek nation and can lay claim to much of what Persia once held. BRB, managing a seige.

Carthage must be destroyed.

>>88469519
Also BC/AD didn't exist until at least Justinian, probably the biggest Latinfag to live in Greece

At least I can rest easy knowing Greece WILL NEVER be a nation deep in debt and taken over by Persians.

>>88469945

Yes Cato, we heard you the first 50 sessions

>>88469945
>>>/pol/eis

>jobbing out the Nemean Lion AND Hydra that badly
Fucking Zeus, pushing this Heracles kid will never work

χτύπημα

>>88469854

>tfw you're a Roman deep inside but you don't get to see gladiatorial combat