Hey /co/! Here is your christmas gift

That's probably the most accurate Pop figure ever made.

kick the baby

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thanks.

I want to kick it

>>88446909
Also the only one that doesn't look like total shit.

SWALLOW YOUR SOUL

>>88446966
Fuck I think that gave me autism.
Can I pick an ice age mamel for a fursona or does it have to be a sonic knock off?

>>88445365
>still getting Christmas gifts after you are 15

Someone is spoiled

>>88447288
I've never really met a person who didnt

>>88447322
Sounds like your entire circle of friends is spoiled

>>88447375
its more about generosity then being spoiled

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Well, that's kinda horrific.

>>88447288
>coming from a broken shitty family

>>88447288
or you are just poor and unloved

>>88447200
I don't like pops, but characters without actual eyes and with masks on, like Iron Man or Deadpool tend to look a little better.

>>88447409
>he thinks hes not severely weaker as a person in every way cause hes had that crutch his whole life

>>88447709
not really
you dont need to be rich to want to give presents

>>88447288
iam very sorry anon.

>>88447709
Poor people aren't stronger because of their lack of wealth, crime statistics prove this.

>>88445365

Why is the bit holding the upper half of the head up black? Shouldn't they have used transparent plastic?

>>88447884
You are if you can pull yourself up and make yourself rich. Only weak fools treat their background as an excuse for not making it

>>88445365
Man, Pop! figures are such a waste of plastic.

I mean, from Japan you can order not horribly deformed figures that you can pose and looks cool.

Like Boba Fett http://hlj.com/product/MEDMAFEX-16

Or a samurai Darth Vader. http://hlj.com/product/BAN996411

Sure they're more expensive but Pop!s are as decorative as a plastic cup but less practical.

>>88446955
Nooooo no kick baby

>>88448119
Pops aren't bought by anyone with aesthetic sense. They're bought by losers looking to prove their "nerd cred" by buying a bunch of ugly figurines of characters they happen to be familiar with.

>>88447200
i think the bb-8 pop figure is decent

>>88445365
>Hey /co/! Here is your christmas gift

Hey thanks! These are pretty cool.

Then you store it away without opening it and either regift it or sell it or toss it. Don't be a cunt about gifts. It's the fucking holidays.

>>88447288
>>88447375
It's not being spoiled if you also give presents

>>88448315
I don't know what you're saying. They make terrific gifts. You give one to someone and they're forced to hold on to this ugly, stupid thing. They can't get rid of it without risking offending you. Which is even better because then you can make them feel bad when you notice it's not there. It's even better when you give them one of a character they're not even interested in.

>>88446966
A modern Christmas classic.

>>88447254
Well okay then, don't know where the Sonic thing came from...

>>88446966

Gonna need a link to this video.

>>88448315

Too bad POPs are, in some cases, the only pieces of merchandise (or the only GOOD ones) for a show.

*cough*StevenUniverse*cough*

>>88448501

You have to make sure you get the right one, though. Some POPs can be expensive in the secondary market.

>>88448685
>Some POPs can be expensive in the secondary market.

For now.

>>88446966
hoah ship

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>>88447200
What is it with this modern trend of making everything chibby? Modern "retro" indie games, and a shit ton of nerdy merchandise use the goddamn chibby style. What's wrong with having a toy actually look like the character, and not some deformed "cute :333" version found on deviantart?

>Pic related, it looks more like a futuristic Spurdo

>>88448953
-"fugg :DD" echoes from the far corners of our galaxy-

>>88449002
I shouldn't laugh at that because it's terrible but I did anyway.

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>>88447288
>>88447375
>poorfags

>>88448953
It's mainly the "pop" franchise that is currently doing it, but it is a collector boom like the capsule craze of the early 2000's or the transforing toy craze of the late 90's and mid 2000's(known as 90's nostalgia part 1)

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>"I swear to god officer they were dead when I got here." >"son,a grown man doesn't fit a south park pop up their ass to commit sucide."

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>Best Kenny McCormick figurine made
>It's the Mysterion costume

Fuck.

>>88448953
To illustrate your point, my friend had to point out that was Sarge, i thought it was Master Chief, lol

>>88448953
Funko Pop isn't even an appealing form of Chibi. Those Mystery Minis Funko makes are better then this "blank faces with gigantic beady eyes" crap.

>>88451167
this. too bad funko is a shit and only sells their better stuff in blind boxes.

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>>88448685
Th-they'll make a good posable Peridot figure one of these days! It'll even have her limb enhancers and get shipped alongside Lapis! Just you wait!

>>88446955
don't kick the fucking baby

>>88450997
Got a problem with that? Mysterion is the best character in the show.

I wanted a Transformer...

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>start getting into collectable figures
>specifically don't ask for figures because I know they'll come up with Pop! stuff

Why do people hate these anyway? They seem harmless enough.

>>88453191
most toy collectors like attention to detail and articulated joints. This has neither. It just sits there. Not really a toy, its more of a knickknack

>>88453293

Oh. Well, they do their job, at least. The Godzilla one I got looks nice on my shelf.

Thinking of getting the one of The Brain for my mom.

I've bought two of these things.
One was a Sharknado pop. I actually couldn't stop my hand from opening my wallet.

The other was a Nicol Bolas that I customized into a Blingeez Nicky B and gave to my brother last Christmas.

>>88447288
>Being so poor you don't get any presents at all
>Being so shit that you don't even have friends to give you presents

>>88446966
oh shit i remember this

>>88453743
What grown adults give each other presents? Your family and friends sound like a bunch of faggots.

>>88448119
>Pop!s are as decorative as a plastic cup
Shit, do you think there's money in making cups out of Funko Pop figures?

>>88453822
t. unloved and unwanted

>>88453822
Who shat coal into your stocking anon?

>>88453822

Looks like someone didn't get that Red Ryder BB Gun he wanted...

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>Come here expecting Popshit to get shit on
>some poorfag turned the thread 10x better than expected
>mfw

>>88453822
Let it all out anon

>>88448372
Can confirm, it's cute.

>>88452962
Why, he's extremely boring except for that one gag where they play on him being immortal.

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>>88447288
Anon... I don't know how to break this to you...

>>88453191
>>88453325
It's because the market is now saturated with them and they take up shelf space in stores that could be used for other, more interesting things. When they were less common they were kinda neat but now they're just beanie babies in bobble head form and the heads don't

>>88454356
*Dont even bobble that well*
I got distracted and sent before i finished.

>>88454356

You're right about the shelf space part. Ever heard of a store called 2nd & Charles? Their Funko section gets bigger every time I go in there.

>>88447288
>implying OP isn't a 15 year old

>>88453822
It's not your fault

>>88454416
Same with Walmart, Gamestop, even toy collector stores have this cancer growing.

>>88453822
Americans

>>88447288
anon, what the actual fuck?

>>88453822
I just bought my buddy some green tea and lemon gummies and left them on his warhammer work table to find as a nice surprise.

>>88454691

Awww.

That reminds me, I gotta go buy some stuff in that Christmas cheer thread tomorrow...

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>>88451167
>>88452806
Agreed. I hate the standard Pops but some of the Minis are pretty nice - too bad about the blind box shit.
I got a Mini-Dredd on eBay and really want that Mini-Rocketeer, but apparently its a very rare blind box so the prices to buy it directly are ridiculous.
I guess it also helps that these two wear masks. Some Funkos are just nightmare fuel, both Mini and Pop versions.

>>88454980

Bleh, I hate that blind box stuff. I want a little Classic Mega Man Roll, but the odds of it, plus the 7 bucks to buy just one, scares me off.

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>>88453848
Of courshe.

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>>88448501
who hurt you

>>88455628
Holy shit, I want that Rocket mug.

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>>88455072
Roll is not for hot gluing Boco.

>>88455628

Groot looks like Chibi Robo.

>>88455831
>using the who hurt you meme
STAHP

>>88453822
Literally any healthy functioning family unit.

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Some of these other ones just look off

>>88451050
That's actually Gears of War

>>88455903

I know. I'd keep her on my backpack.

Or maybe in my room with my Godzilla figures.

>>88451050
Doomguy

>>88455937
I came from a pretty normal family and I didn't start getting christmas presents til like i was 12, then when I turned 16 we didn't get presents any more.

>>88455949
Mr. Stotch is gonna be pissed when he finds out Butters licensed himself to the worst toy company in the world.

>>88456075

Butters is gonna be grounded, thats for sure.

It hurts me to buy these but my friends/family just want merchandise for their favorite characters and no one else is making it.

>>88456032
You didn't come from a normal family in terms of Christmas, then. My entire immediate family is atheist and we're still celebrating it because everyone loves presents and baked goods in the winter.

>>88447709
>Getting presents at Christmas after you're 15 is a crutch
>Not even getting a single present from your parents
It's not a matter of being "mature", everyone gives and receives presents during christmas, that's the whole point. Even if you're a total poorfag, you don't even get like a shitty 5 dollar gift? Something home-made? Literally nothing? What third world country do you live in? How do you even have a computer?

>>88448953
This is why I like amiibo. People shit on amiibo for being a cheap cash grab from Nintendo, but compare them with the other mainline figurines.

>Only ~12 dollars for a decently sized figurine
>Includes some relatively obscure characters rather than just basic stuff like Mario, Link, Pikachu, etc.
>Some of them are actually really detailed, and it's clear that they put effort into them (aside from the shitty Fire Emblem ones, but Fire Emblem is shit anyways so it fits)
>Perfectly on-model

Then compare that to Funko Pop
>Vary between $11 to upwards of $40
>Hideous proportions; as if the massive head weren't bad enough, the body is tiny and baby-like; the only time this works is like in OP where the character already had a huge head and a baby body
>Even then, the eyes are colossal, soulless voids that reach uncanny valley levels of discomfort
>Big and clunky, good luck displaying them in any reasonable space

>>88455993
No. Sarge. Like it has been since Doom I. Doesn't matter what they want to retcon it to now, it was sarge first.

>>88456463
>it was sarge first
No, it was never Sarge.
This is some really shitty bait.

>>88456651
If it was never sarge why do you consider it bait? It had to have come from somewhere. In this case the people who are old enough to remember when Doom was a newish series and WE CALLED HIM SARGE
Pick up a classic gamepro if you doubt me. He wasn't doomguy.

>>88456804
>It had to have come from somewhere.
There's literally zero reference to this name outside of his CO from the 2005 movie.
You're full of shit.

>>88456461
Amiibos are happy meal toy tier. I got a Samus one once and the paint on it was awful. They couldn't even paint her visor correctly, it was only partially filled in.

>>88456821
i remember when that movie came out and that was supposed to be a joke. Also the movie and the novels are not the same canon as the games and the newest, and doom 3 are sketchy on what canon goes where. Neither sarge nor doomguy are official names, mind you, ID was always intentinally vague. Sarge is just the older and better of the fan given nicknames.

>>88456888
>Sarge is just the older and better of the fan given nicknames.
Bullshit.
If it were a popular fan given nickname there would be more references to it online instead of absolutely zero.

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>>88456461
>living overseas
>army exchange had a 10 for $10 deal on amiibos and infinity shit
>over 100 dollars worth of shit for less than a single one costs normally

im not even going to do anything with them except display them, but damn

>>88456915
I searched earlier and found one, cant remember the terms I used. Most of the wikis are... Well fan wikis and reflect that level of professionalism... Probably all run by teenagers.
As I said fucking pick up some old gamepros or PC gamers, there should be torrents at least. Or continue to get triggered whenever an oldfag calls him sarge, I know it amuses the hell out of me.

>>88457020
>Too lazy to actually provide any proof
>Expecting me to dig through dozens of issues on the off-chance I might find something
>Unironically calling himself an "oldfag"
Fucking really?

>>88448953
That's the only one that I own. It's cheap as shit, it has some sort of marking under his visor.

>>88457094
>Triggered
>Can't use table of contents or look up what year Doom came out so triggered more
>Triggered as all fuck because I don't hide the fact I remember demo disks.
Yeah. Really. And accusing me of not doing research is just code for WAAAH I DONT WANNA. You just gotta find one issue with an article on a retro Doom game. Actually not hard.

>>88454288
I just always liked the juxtaposition of him as a character compared to how Kenny usually is. Like it's his out to being a "normal kid" also The Poor Kid is one of my fav episodes because of him

>>88447288
You're supposed to continue getting gifts, but you're expected to give gifts in return faggot

>>88448953
>Bethesda greenlit this bullshit
>but still have yet to begin making and selling pic related

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>>88457913
fug forgot pic

>>88448953
pretty sure that kind of thing would sell at any time, its just recently that they were smart enough to abuse that cute appeal

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kubros master race

>>88445365
>Funko will never make figures of DC C-listers.
>They finally do, but it's of an appearance in the comics that you don't like

I want OG Doom Patrol figs.

>>88458079
>it's even uglier than Funko
>but it's okay because it's made of bricks
If it's a set design people are unlikely to fuck around with there's no reason to build it from rearrangeable bricks and there's doubly no reason to build such hideous designs out of those bricks, especially since all the featured characters are popular enough to have actually decent figures these are presumably competing with.

>>88445365
Why didnt Nexon/Wizet ever jump on Funko's shit about stealing their character style. Pops are literally MapleStory expies.

>>88458239
But assembling them is relaxing and fun. Also you don't know, if I was rich enough I would but doubles and make power rangers style mechs out of the extras.
Also pops are way uglier, at least Kubros have somewhat of a facial expression.

>>88458079
>His parents never loved him
Sorry about your MEGA BLOK childhood bro.

>>88458407
Brcause one is an MMO and the other is a vinyl toy?
Also maple story has actual eyes, not dead holes that lead into thevoid.

>>88458446
Mega bloks used to be shit but they're getting the more bad ass IPs, lego gets the popular shit, sure but the MB stuff is better for the most part. I prefer star trek and jurrassic park to marvel and scooby doo.

>>88458239
Their Hellboy one actually looks pretty decent. Better than Funko, I'd argue. They need to get a handle on it though, it's the only good looking one.

>>88458524
There are Jurassic Park Lego.

>>88446966
>Weegee defeated every hero in hyrule
>kings kills more Heroes of Hyrule
>there is still enough heroes to make an assassination squad

This trigger my autism

>>88447288
It took into my mid 20s for my parents to stop giving me a stocking from 'Santa.'

>>88461405
Whatever, i was tossing some ips out there, it used to be mega blocks. just replace JP with Mario for fuck sakes my statement still stands

>>88448393
This.