>Be me
>Working at UPS yesterday
>had nothing today after finishing loading truck
>fat Boss gives me task
>Excited.jpg
>I had to pull a cart full of boxes
>cart is connected to other carts like train
>have childhood flashback to thomas the tank engine
>Happy happy joy joy memory
>Scream out "NOW I FEEL LIKE A REALLY USEFUL ENGINE"
>Do my task
>Make puffing sounds like Gordon and charge
>Boss says this was the Best Job I did
Thomas helped me in life. Any Other toons Help you in Adulthood?
>>88444808
Wut
>>88444808
>>88445589
Thomas brings me joy
>>88444808
And then you woke up and were Ringo Starr.
>>88448127
Who was Ringo starr again? I forgot
Top diddley op fucking tip top kek. Are you autistic lad?
>>88444808
That was the most autistic thing I've read in a long time.
>>88444808Telephone sex in front of his wife.
>>88449298
>>88449039
But thomas motivated me at work. Hell he motivated me to live. That's why I keep my old thomas toys in a closet in the basement
>>88448127
Oh yeah Ringo starr the narrator, I thought you meant grave starr for a second
This is so fucking stupid, yet I'm still laughing. I think I'm the stupid one here
>>88450770
>I thought you meant grave starr
He's a famous musician, you autistic retard.
>>88450164I also kept all my Thomas toys. They are 3 bins worth of them and I still play with them occasionally. They're cool, don't judge.
>>88453042
Wow, same here. I still have all my Take-Along/Take-n-Plays and I still play with them sometimes, too.
>>88453042
I intend on passing on my trains to my son's
>>88451076
Yeah I know