You may be dating aunt May, Tony, but keep your hands off my manga!

>>88432725
Does spiderman read manga? And if so, is he an /a/ elitist? I hope not, I hate elitists.

>>88432725
>>88433138
His kid is literally named Anna May Parker

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>>88433138
He strikes me more of a sci-fi type of guy. He plays WoW and Overwatch in canon if that helps in any way.

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>>88433233
man I love those things

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>>88433138
He probably reads entry level shit. Probably borrowed volumes of Naruto from the library when he was little.

>>88433156
He named her after Mary Jane's aunt though.

>>88433415
The play on words still works anon

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HEY GUYS REMEMBER THAT OLD MANGA BLEACH WHERE THE BAD GUY AIZEN IS BROUGHT DOWN BY HIS HUBRIS?

>>88432725
how is he sticking to the ceiling when his feet aren't on the ceiling

HEY GUYS! DO YOU REMEMBER THAT OLD CARTOON, DRAGON BALL Z, WHERE THEY THREW THE GLOWING BALL AT FREEZER?

>>88433551
Mad core strength.

Is this basically gonna be USM the movie?

>>88433676
Except unlike the Ultimate Universe, in here Stark is the asshole and Rogers is the nice guy

>>88433718
I would kill to see him appear in the Netflix shows. They could do USM storylines with daredevil and punisher

>>88433676
Isnt a lot of material in the MCU ripped from Ultimates?

>>88433757
Yea

Why the fuck is Ganke in it

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>>88432725
>Let's see here, 'Naruto', 'Fairy Tail', 'Attack on Titan', you casual scum I am going to get you the uncensored Ghost in the Shell and you are going to burn every image into your pubescent little brain.

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>>88433798

because they didn't want to use Harry Osborn again I bet, but Peter still needed his "bro"

>>88433551
I think he's dropping from the ceiling in that still.

>>88433798
Because fuck you Bendis

Closest I'll ever get to ultimate peter in a movie

>>88432725
i dont get it
whats the joke

>>88433458
Yeah but the fact that she's named after MJ and Peter's aunt (Anna Watson and May Parker) speaks less about Peter being a weab and more to them making use of one of the regular naming conventions, i.e. naming the offspring after older relatives.

>>88433748

Only thing is he doesn't really fit the tone of those shows.

Tom Holland is CUTE

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>>88432725
It makes sense, manga is cheaper than western shit and he's a poorfag.

>>88433551
That plaster shouldn't be able to support his weight. Every hang something heavy from a ceiling and forget to anchor it to a support beam?

>>88433551
How does he stick to anything through his costume?

>>88435221
hahah yeah he should fight naked except for the mask it would be pretty funny haha someone should message disney about it i think it would get a lot of laughs!! haha

>>88435241
See in the comics Black Widow had a costume that mimicked Spider-Man's abilities and let her crawl on walls.

>>88435261
I wasn't mocking you, I just want to see Tom Holland naked

>>88435059
I'm really surprised /co/ seems to largely ignore how cute he is. I thought you guys were gayer than this.

>>88435281
I have a huge crush on him and his (probably) boyfriend. I love the boy next door quality he has.
If there's any Tom threads I'll probably be lurking at least

>>88435281
Yeah but it's Marvel so it sucks.

>>88435059
Correct

>>88435272
Same, when the suit swooshed off in the trailer I salivated a bit.

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>>88435303
>>88435309
Mods please don't kill me

>>88435309
>spider-man's 1st gen costume is poorly made and falls off during his first battle
>tom has to fight the vulture naked and embarrassed

>>88435299
he's gay?
that makes me like him a little bit more

>>88435365
Well he did lose their first fight in the comics, didn't he?

>>88435326
>Tom
>A power bottom

You know what? I can totally see it. And I'm loving it.

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>>88435372
His 'best friend' Harrison is always with him, they travel the world together, he constantly mentions him in interviews, he even got him a job on set as his personal assistant so they would always be together. Plus, they haven't even attempted a publicity girlfriend for him. It's like an open secret. Supposedly his publicist advised against coming out because that wouldn't be good for his chances at getting roles after Spider-Man.
Also I don't like to dip into stereotypes but Tom definitely seems gay, he's even got a bit of a lisp.

>>88435401
I'm glad this is turning into a Tom thread.

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>>88432725
Do you think he knows about his SPIDEY OF MURDER counterpart?

literally spider-man irl

https://www.instagram.com/p/9texgkMdoL/

>>88435462
He's got a lot of dance and gymnastic training in real life

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>>88435462
>tfw wanna be able to do that but no money to go to one of those gyms

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>>88435570
cute
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>>88435462
>holland will never fall on you, exhausted and gasping from exercising if you know what i mean
life's just not fair

>>88435570
I'd be too afraid of snapping a leg like that guy in the olympics

>>88435596
haha yeah, I get it! You're both exercising and jumping around that you bump into each other and have a laugh! haha!

Didn't we decide that, at this point, high-school-aged Spidey WOULD read manga? It's 2016 and Peter is a nerd. He's probably a massive weeaboo. I bet he even browses /a/.

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>>88435658
We know he likes Sanrio, at least

>>88435658
But the question is: what manga does he read? One Piece?
>Hey Mr. Richards, this guy is just like you!
Dragon Ball?
>Hey Rand, how come YOU can't fly?
Generic Harem manga number 78?
>Bitches LOVE Spider-Man!

>>88435326
wew lad

I wonder what kind of memes Peter likes

>>88435741
What did he mean by this?

>>88433805
Get him SAC too.

or maybe ease him in with Arise, sure it doesn't make any sense timeline wise but its the most casual of the series.

>>88435766
Only the dankest, rarest of memes will do for Spider-Man.

Man, this actually makes too much sense. Peter gets his trollish sense of humor from browsing image boards. Wearing the mask lets him basically post as Anon IRL.

>>88435800
Tony could also buy him the colored hardcover versions of Akira, all of Mobile Suit Gundam the Origin and that nifty Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind box-set.
And then Petey can read while he's ramming aunt May.

>>88435819
>And then Petey can read while he's ramming Harry Osborne as played by Harrison Osterfield
You must've made a typo, fixed it for you

>>88435570
This is why I can't stand looking at Tom Holland, he looks like a teenage old man.

>>88435848
I don't see it
Well, maybe? I don't know.

>>88435804
I bet he shitposts on /sci/ and /g/ all day

>>88435819
why would peter be ramming his own aunt?

>>88435881
Her aunt is a single parent with a body that still requires tender loving dickings.

>>88435819
That's assuming he'd even be willing to buy that kind of shit for him. Even if Peter could ask for all we know Tony could just buy him a text book or something instead as a joke.

From what I saw in the trailer he seems to not want anything to do with him. Now whether he actually finds Pete annoying and is only putting up with him cause he's another metahuman on his side or he just does not want to get close and attached so when the kid gets seriously injured like Rhodey he won't be hurting so much himself. Who knows.

>>88435848
its just the lighting

>>88435900
Tom Holland said in a recent interview that he's a bit of a father figure, so he's definitely not annoyed about him. Probably the latter explanation is more plausible.

>>88435900
>>88435916
So it's just Tony being his asshole self.

>>88435925
Well he did give Peter a going away hug

>>88435942
What is it with Marvel and awkward hugs?

>>88435944
RDJ's contact requested as much physical contact with Tom Holland as possible

>>88435581
>girl checking out that boy butt

>>88435964
It may not be the best, but I'd want to lay my head on it.

>>88435898
Well is aunt may his biological aunt or aunt-in-law?

>>88435869
>>88435908
I've yet to see one where he doesn't look like a manbaby. I also hope he's not constantly stuttering and acting awkward as spidey.

>>88435980
Married into Peter's family. She has the last name Parker from marriage.

>>88435980
In-law, her maiden name is Reilly. So get to work, Pete.

>>88435416
awwwwwww thats cute.
well
now i like tom
if he's gay its better than if he's straight

also makes sense why he gets along so well with his female costars

maybe someone will out him

>>88436002
>>88436013
Goodbye incest boner, hello milf boner

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>>88435997
He looks like a normal 20 year old to me. The trailer also had some moments where he wasn't awkward.

>>88436020
I hope he's not outed if it messes up his career, he and (maybe, I don't know for sure) his boyfriend seem happy enough with the situation

>>88436057
i dont want it to ruin his career, but i think gay kids would benefit from having a young gay major hollywood player.

its probably way safer for him in the closet though yeah.

>>88436082
From what I've heard, he is/was okay with coming out, just his publicist and Disney strongly advised against it. Gay Spider-Man actor would probably cause controversy that Disney doesn't want.

bump
What kind of games would Peter play?

>>88436370
Chrono Trigger.

>>88436031
>YOU WILL NEVER BE IN A FIVESOME WITH THESE GUYS
>isaac's hip being grabbed sensually
WHY EVEN LIVE?

I just realized this Peter Parker was born in the 2000s. Just feels weird.

>>88436393
>All those twinks playfully teasing each other the whole night
Someone needs to add a helix studios logo to the corner

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>>88436370
SimAnt exclusively as the spider

>>88436469
Manspider arc for the third movie confirmed

>>88435570

is this really him? it looks like they cgi'd his head onto someone else's body. His head sticks out super weird.

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>>88436549
Definitely him, probably just the screenshot

>>88436095
>Gay Spider-Man actor would probably cause controversy that Disney doesn't want.
true, true.
>>88435570
>>88436549
frankly alot of shots from the trailer looked weird, actually, spider-man looked like complete CGI in every single scene.

>>88436740
A lot of it probably was CGI, hopefully it's only noticeable because it's the first trailer. I know Guardians of the Galaxy's effects looked different from the first trailer to the final film.

>>88436469
Jesus christ I don't remember that game being so morbid

>>88436749
yeah, true.
i've been hopig for a spidey film thats primarily practical effects, but i guess im never going to get that.

>>88436830
I don't think the MCU is ever going to go that route, that'd take more time and money than they'd be willing to go for.

>>88435687
>Bitches love spider-man
I miss that comic

>>88436835
but it would look SO MUCH BETTER

the few real webslinging scenes in TASM looked fucking amazing

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>>88436758
I'm sure it was somebody's fetish

>>88436843
Which scenes were those?

>>88436843
Anon, I don't think you appreciate this, but normal human beings can't really swing from cords like Spider-Man can.

I mean the tensile forces alone would rip your bones apart.

>>88436857
a few early on, and the ones surrounding the carjacker scene
https://youtu.be/zRhst4fbsX4

we talked about it alot when we saw the paparzzi shots of them filming it in LA
>>88436864
no, i'm aware of that which is why they'd have to be practical *effects*

>>88436892
Oh, those scenes did look pretty good. Maybe there's some hope for stuff like that? Sony is working with Marvel after all.

>>88433805
>GitS

Is this the
>we pretend these stories are good because they have blood and guns
thread?

>>88436926
Hellsing is the best!

>>88436919
yeah
https://youtu.be/SoiVtTSWkSQ
hopefully, but it seems like Marvel rather just CGI everything like Raimi

>>88436942
Tom mentioned that not everything was green screened and he also mentioned a few practical stunts so there's still hope, unless he was just hyping up the movie.

>>88436957
hopefully, but i doubt it
eh

this one actually has the shots of them filming the webslinging

https://youtu.be/RsgInUqQfb0

im not entirely sure how they did it...but they coul probably do the same thing in a studio on a set that replicates the tops of high rises

>>88436926
>Pleb: The Plebbening

>>88436973
>that buttshot at 1:13
Was Andrew Garfield's butt the best part of his Spider-Man?

>>88436973
I think we'll have our answer when the hype machine really starts up in a few months and behind the scenes featurettes start coming out.

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>>88436987
>pleb

Except GitS is a pleb series, basically
>fat murican neckbeard, the series

Pic related is you

>>88432725
Spider-verse film when?

>>88437030
What are the chances that this is seriously being discussed? The previous two worked with Sony, they could get them back, couldn't they? It would also be the only way to give Tobey and Andrew's Spider-Men some closure.

>>88433805
>getting ghost uncensored
GEE tony, it must be cool to be fucking rich.

viz a shit

>>88437004
probably

>>88437042
I used to question the possibility of the avengers and civil war. As the way we are now nothing is impossible.

Also Sony already planned Tobey vs Andrew in the leaked email anyway. And they can just rewrite whatever the heck they want out of established character. Maybe toss in Miles and Gwen and Silk too?

>>88437092
I hope they bring back Emma Stone as Spider-Gwen. She was one of the best parts of the Amazing Spider-Man. Had really good chemistry with Andrew Garfield, and the conflict seeing her again would bring is so interesting.

>>88437042
>>88437092
If they do bring back Toby and Andrew I hope they have them be from a number of years after their last movies. Have them be older Spider-Men that have been at it for a lot longer than Tom. Just don't have them try to play their Spider-Men just five minutes after 3/Amazing 2.

>>88437132
Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for, too. I think it would be a necessity anyway because of how old they'd be. Tobey would probably be nearing 50, which would make his Spider-Man really interesting.

>>88437143
It'd be nice if they tried to make Tobey look like MC2 Pete, just don't give him a limp. Tried to find the page where MC2 Pete and MJ talk about someone looking like Tobey but no luck.

>>88437143
>>88437132
If they're game, I'm game.

But the SM1-3 and TASM2 suit look too close to each other at a glance so Garfield is stuck with his lesser suit. Unless of course they've both moved on to different suits.

>>88437178
They probably would tweak his costume a bit since it's years after the last Spider-Man movie, so you could get your wish. Though I don't know if they'd want to change it too much for fear of making it unrecognizable.
>>88437188
Tobey and Garfield have very different body types, though. Garfield is much slimmer than Tobey, would that make a difference in viewers being able to tell?

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>>88433567
I still don't get why everyone has an issue with this line.How else would you expect a 15 year old to describe a work of fiction to a bunch of adults in their 40s and 50s?

>>88437203
Closeups no but medium and long shots maybe?

>>88437226
"Old"

>>88437226
Even if he is 15 he should kinda know just how prevalent Star Wars is in pop culture. It just seemed more like Disney going

>Hey, remember how we bought Star Wars?

>>88437226
I liked the line too, but it did kind of seem like something an adult wrote as a, "Ha! Don't you feel so old? This kid is calling Star Wars an old movie!' kind of thing. I'm the same age as Tom and a fan of Star Wars and it's just not something that sounds like what a fifteen year old would say.

>>88437236
If anything, have a lot of butt closeups just in case. People will know which one is Andrew Garfield.

>>88437236
Would they go for that for the whole movie?

>>88437203
Just have the costumes be new for the both of them. So when they're unmasked the "What the fuck" factor is enhanced.

>>88437246
>>88437249
>>88437250
My personal headcanon is that he didn't want to come off as too much of a nerd and just described it in the vaguest way possible.Besides, Star Wars may have been a big deal but that doesn't mean that everyone felt that way about it.In fact, at least Wanda, Widow and Panther seem like they wouldn't know/care about Star Wars

>>88437030
>Spider-Verse film
>Tobey and Andrew return
>More Spider-Men than just them, though some are never unmasked
>One keeps on calling out his moves, WEB BALL and all
>Another is shown reading something and jokes about how he's on "Chapter 12: Part 6" and is voiced by Daniel Barnes

>>88437320
I think they'd heavily promote them being in the movie, so I don't know how effective that would be.
>>88437323
I'll accept your headcanon, since it's possible and seems like something an awkward kid would do.
>Wanda, Widow and Panther seem like they wouldn't know/care about Star Wars
Widow definitely knows, she has movie nights with Steve to help him catch up on popular culture

>>88432725
DUDE MANGA LMAO
kill yourself

>>88437013
>it's well-known therefore it can't be good

Please, regale us unworthy casuals with tales of how Cutie Cutie Pantyshot Warriors #525253 is a fine work of art. I'm sure that will be riveting as fuck.

Stuff like GitS and CB are well known because they're excellent.

>>88435819

Tony could BUILD him a mobile suit.

Hell, Tony has probably built quite a lot of geeky shit when he's piss drunk.