Would you?

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>>88427479
it'll take more than the yeast in her buns to get a rise out of me.

>>88427479

She's no Lola Bunny.

>>88427479
I would not.

>>88427479

No. The vertical mouth creeps me out.

>>88427479
She's a used bun. I don't take anyone's sloppy seconds.

>>88427479
No

What's with the shape of this bun? Why does it have eyes? What the fuck are those? Are... are those lips? What the fuck, why are they sideways? And I don't eat anything with limbs still attached, that's why I tear the chicken legs off a rotisserie chicken before I eat it, they're all spindly and get fucking everywhere while I'm trying to eat.

Would not in this incarnation of my life.

Would? I have!

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>>88427510
Did you make that up because if you did you're fucking clever

>It Ain't Sausage Party! An XXX Parody
When a group of sentient edibles are bought from the supermarket, they find that they are not to be eaten but to be used in a fetish porn movie.

Obviously, the main characters include cucumbers.

>>88428537
Do you pick up and eat the chicken like a fuckin' burger? How would the leg get everywhere?

>>88428643
>cucumbers.
Bonus points if you can parody Veggie Tales at the same time.

>>88428722
Having grown up among deviants, a young asparagus and carrot have their own dedicated scene in which they are expelled with force from an anal cavity.

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>>88427479
DAYUM THAT BUN SURE LOOKS FUN!
>Shoves meat member into man-made bread based rap
>starts thrusting with all the negro blood that courses through my finely ebony tinted elegant skin
>I hear a little white womyn voice
Uh uh uh uhuh uh
>this is for all the crimes I never did, at least that's what me mam went jivving on about in the news
>feel my slippery snake building up watermelon seeds
>bun starts to tear
>jizz all over while I dab, record a vine of me saying "Fucking White People", checking my ratchet THICC thread on /blm/, eat some kfc, cuck a nu-male white boi, and kill a racist while screaming "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD STAR"
>hand ruined hot dog bun to my friend, OP
>xe licks qir lips in preparation to eat a superior man's seed laced on a white womyn
>oier devours the now mangled bun

>>88427479
My anaconda don't want none unless you a bun, hun.

>>88427479
Not going to lie, after I finished watching that movie I legit thought about fapping with a bun wrapped around my dick..

>>88428447
Do vaginas also creep you out?