WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
>>88426654
I think you're crazy.
>>88426689
I WANT A SECOND OPINION
HE CAN TALK
HE CAN TALK
HE CAN TALK
>musicals based on tons of films
>still no Planet of the Apes based musical
surely someone can do this
>>88426748
You're also lazy
CAN I PLAY THE PIANO ANYMORE?
>>88426882
Of course you can!
>>88426654
I hate every ape, that I see! From Chimpan-a to Chimpan-zee!
>>88426928
WELL I COULDN'T BEFORE
>>88426842
I want to fuck it, what's wrong with me?
>>88427811
I think you're crazy.
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius!
Woaaaahhhh Dr Zaius!
>>88427842
but but lips, boobs, curves, thicc...
>>88427972
You're also lazy.
>>88427955
I HATE EVERY APE I SEE.
FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEE.
OH YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF ME!
>>88428332
>>88428332
OH MY GOD, I WAS WRONG!
IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG.
>>88428345
>Spaceballs?!
>Oh shit, there goes the planet
>>88428358
YOU FINALLY MADE A MONKEY
>>88428501yes we finally made a monkey!
This play has everything...
Gay? I wish! If I were gay, there'd be no problem.
No, what I have is a romantic abnormality one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.
>>88426654
>This was never turned into an actual play