>elves >don't even have pointed ears

I'd still fuck it.

>>88423968
first post.

>>88423937
>>88423968
Elves only exist for rape and being slaughtered.

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>>88423937
>elves
>not baking delicious cookies

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If y'all are such elf experts why don't you post a REAL elf?

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>>88424147
You're right. I should.

>elves
>not evil devil-worshipers to steal the souls of human children to maintain eternal youth

Tripfag on v ruined elf on the shelf for me desu

>>88424427
t. Stormcloak

>>88423968
>>88424053
>These memes again
*Yawn*

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>>88424484
>yes, yes, fight for you homeland nord

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>>88424664

>>88424451
what the fuck does elf on the shelf have to with /v/

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>>88423937
Kinda like that bullshit show Mia and Me...the main characters are CLEARLY pixies (fairies have butterfly wings, pixies have dragonfly wings), and they call themselves "elves".

>>88426614
this is autistic, but yeah I hate that too

>>88424451
It wasn't ruined for you the minute you learned of its existence?

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>>88426614
The fuck are you on about? Mythological lore concerning fairies/elves has varied from source to source since the words' earliest origins.

>>88428168
This tbqh. It's like I'm on /tg/ in this thread. Wanna have an argument about dragon classifications?