Bow down to the King of the Seven Seas

Nice shop /x/, but if Bigfoots are real why there's no corpse?

>>88423414

Looks like Godzilla without any charisma

>>88423414
Momoa confuses my straight dick.

>>88423414
Nah. What's he gonna do if I don't?

>>88423414
DC's version of Hemsworth, and just about as much charisma and acting ability.

>>88423414
Suggest posting this on /v/ and claim it's from Death Stranding

>>88423689
Momoa is a caricature of le epic manly reddit faggotry. Literally a walking meme.

>>88423830
You from the future?

>>88423414
Aquaman went from looking regal to a caveman

>>88423689
your dick looks plenty crooked to me senpai

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There's only one King of the Seas. And he's OUTRAGEOUS!

>>88423414
meme character. Why does this version feel like even more of a farce than Superfriends?

>>88423414
>Bow down
I would rather kneel. No homo.

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>>88423414
FUCK OFF

>>88423860
No, I just had to watch conan, that stupid werewolf movie, and everything else he's done to know that he can't act. Stupid.

does aquaman fuck fish or what

>>88423885
>Aquaman went from looking regal to a caveman

sad. I think that without the beard he would look very good, the caveman beard is killing the sexy mood.
Also this angry face is awful

>>88423929
>No, I just had to watch conan, that stupid werewolf movie, and everything else he's done to know that he can't act. Stupid.

I bet you were liking his pretty face.

Mamoa needs to hit the gym harder.

>>88424050
I bet you were liking this pretty dick.

>>88424050
>>88424063
Now now, don't fight over me.

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>>88424057
Agreed, not DChad enough.

I just can't seem to get into huge guys

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>>88423414

>>88423414
Why are there only seven?y

>>88424144
>I just can't seem to get into huge guys
Maybe if you worked out and cleaned yourself up, they'd notice you more.

>>88424090
>literal Hank Hill ass

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>all these jealous fat mousefuckers

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>>88423414
Grunt and Glare!

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>>88423830
Momoa is a legit big guy, Hemsworth looks like a fuckboy irl.

Chris brother is bulkier than him when Hemsworth is out of the juice

>>88424090
>Clark takes a warm bath with Lois
>Bruce takes a cold shower alone

Is there no limit to the kino?

>>88424258
Haha there's no way this is real. And people make fun of Gal for looking weak.

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>>88424248
I thought Superman was the DCEU's Hulk.

>>88424299
It's OK when Marvel does it, anon.

>>88424269
>/co/ starts to admit BvS was better than they wanted to
Neat.

>>88424299
No, her rubber suit with empty tit-holsters have fixed everything.
She's great now.

>>88424248

he was more attractive as khal drogo

Nice ripped bod desu

why does't Aquaman talk to fish anymore?

>>88424203
has a big dick. so it is ok
>>88424299
>Haha there's no way this is real. And people make fun of Gal for looking weak.

He bulk up for movies, while gadot is always thin

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>>88424360
He's better the less of his actual face you can see.
They are clearly moving in the right direction with Cave-Aquaman.

>>88424321
He is. With just as many lines.

>>88424343
>Implying there isn't just 3 of you circlejerking

>>88424396
>He bulk up for movies
Yeah, with CGI.

>>88424321
>>88424402
Stay mad, fans of a dead franchise.

>>88424299

Guys often train and put on muscle for roles. It's harder for women to put on/lose muscle, and a woman with muscle has more issues being considered "conventionally attractive" in Hollywood so they don't bother with it.

>>88424415
>and one of you crying

>>88424445
Her main job is being a super model, which means her body is literally her bread and butter. She can't fuck with it as much as an actual actor or actress can.

>>88423414
>blond, all american, comes from a small fishing villiage.
>replaced by a 7 foot fucking Samoan covered in tattoos.

>WW a tall, athletic, buff greek warrior woman
>replaced by some skinny yoga instructor from israel

>Superman is now some bald guy

>fucking batman is now matt damons ex-girlfriend

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OVER THERE AT DC?!?!?!?


At least we dont have to pay for it

>>88423414
>Mera is white
>OMR is white
>Aquaman isn't
>interracial couple

It's ok when DC does it

>inb4 the meme excuse that they are from atlantis thus not white

>>88424415
This.

>>88424460
On safe space DCEU threads there is barely 40 people, and most of them mock you guys.

>>88424493
>>88424540
>mouseketeering intensifies

>>88424540
The MCU doesn't even have "safe space threads" so it looks like it has a total of 0 fans. Congrats.

>>88423537
>Looks like Godzilla without any charisma
topkek

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>>88424481
>Her main job is being a super model,

Her main job is to appear in Buff Man-venture movies, to keep the whole thing from being overtly gay.

Who does she have a major modeling contract with?

>>88424500
>It's ok when DC does it
It really is. Based DC.

>>88424647
Are you new here?

>>88424417
>Yeah, with CGI.
You can't be serious.

>>88424493
if they didn't mix it up a little bit you would have the same generic character base

>>88424258
>>88424299

http://people.com/human-interest/chris-hemsworth-talks-losing-weight-for-in-the-heart-of-the-sea-movie/

Idiots.

>>88424493
>all American, comes from a small fishing village
Stopped reading there.

>>88424821
Are you? Movies get threads for a week and then fade into nothing. DC movies get threads for months on end and still have fans talking about it.

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>>88424877
shiiit

>>88423977
no

dolphins and whales are mammals\

>>88424910
Fucking kek.

/co/ just talk about what they hate and what causes shitpost, not what they like. This is know as "Hellboy effect".

You are a newfag that probably think that /co/ likes Champions.

>>88425076
Nice try but this only applies to things that are over rather than things that are ongoing/haven't finished yet. Sure there's not going to be a Donner Superman thread very often because there's not going to be anymore Donner movies. But there's definitely going to be DC Rebirth threads or cartoon threads or (lo and behold) movie threads for things that haven't finished yet. How do you explain that?

>>88425210
Korra ended but is still talked about.

>>88425076
he isnt wong though, the only mcu film to even have close to the same amount of discussion was CW and that was mostly team cap or iron man stuff.

I mean you get plenty of threads shitting on dceu stuff but more that talk positively about it

>>88425282
Hence it applies. That's what I'm saying. /co/ usually talks only about bad stuff (eg Korra) unless it's 1) ongoing and 2) good. There are exceptions of course.

>>88424269
>cold shower
>clearly steam in the scene

>>88425359
>I mean you get plenty of threads shitting on dceu stuff but more that talk positively about it


Judging by the fact that the entire threads are the same 3 people circlejacking, posting the same pico, and discussing with people who say that Snyder is shit, I desagree.

>>88424877
>>88424927
>people like Chris Hemsworth and Christian Bale go through drastic body changes to fit into their movies
>Gal Gadot barely gains 20 pounds over a year and a half

>>88425570
y'know its hard to have a conversation with someone who refuses to not act like a retard.

>>88425570
Nice conspiracy theory you got there. Same one Hillary used too. I'm sure it's just "the same 3 Trump supporters" right?

>>88425719
I'm a Trump supporter, stop trying to associate him with this shit.

He at least won.

>>88424927
Even in that picture where he's lost a lot of weight and has makeup to make him look as bad as possible, you can tell he's still fuckin big. He's pulling his shoulders in and back as far as he can to make himself look small, but you can see he's still got a ton of mass there. Pecs, obliques, traps, delts, triceps, all still big and defined. He's just not hooge like when's in Thor-mode.

>>88425768
Yeah, just like Snyder will win with JL. The comparison is 100% apt. Media, critics, and "general audiences" are bashing it while the silent majority actually likes it. When JL comes out you'll see.

>>88425791
>while the silent majority actually likes it. When JL comes out you'll see.

It won't get Iron Man or Avenger numbers. Screemcap this.

>>88423414
Go away Roman Reigns, this isn't /asp/.

He's hot as fuck, but he still can't act for shit.

I hope he interacts a lot with Gal Gadot, that should be hilarious.

>>88425719
>>88425672

The snyderfag on the other thread confirmed that he does most of them.

FUN FACT: Aquaman chases the Lovecraft monster back to its home universe to kill it. When Aquaman returns his hair has turned blonde

>>88424493
Fuck you nigger. Batffleck is the living image of Bruce from the animated series.

He IS Bruce Wayne.

You are right with Gadot, Clark could use a wig if needed.