Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #65 Storytime

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TL;DR summary there comic!

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PEPPERONI'S HERE NOW, GALS AND PALS!
FOREVER!
<3

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Haha! ANTICS!

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So kawaii.

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Oh good, I guess she didn't die on impalement.

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>Woody not being gay for Mikey

This isn't like my fanfiction at all.

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HAHA PTSD!

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MUTANIMALS!
<3
LESBIAN LION WAIFU!
<3

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This issue continues to not be gay, despite my strongly worded letters to the editor.

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And that's the issue, gals and pals!

I hope you enjoyed mutated teenaged ninja turtles doing silly things for Christmas despite it's forced heteronormativity.

And hey, Pepperoni's here now forever, so that's a gift that will just keep on giving!

So until next time, stay outrageous!

>>88416862
Issue 64 and Universe 05 were not storytimed. Bravo.

>>88416966
It makes sense Raph is a belt buckle dude

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>>88417089

When did Raph get that little dinosaur?

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>>88417089
I'm sorry, it was low hanging fruit.

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>>88417857
They met initially in Turtles in Time and then he brought her home at the end of Bebop and Rocksteady destroy everything.

>>88417857
Bebop and Rocksteady Mini.

>>88417123
>raph is a huge Wolverine fan
>mikey is a weeaboo

>>88417857
When they went through time. If I remember right, the first time he found it and named it but had to leave it. The second time they went back in time they brought it with them.

>>88417801
We need this joke to make it into a cartoon.

Thanks for the storytime

Merry Mutant Christmas

>>88417615
So buy them you lazy fuck.

Also, Universe is kinda boring, not missing much.

>>88418162
Universe is very good you faggot.

>>88417165
>And hey, Pepperoni's here now forever, so that's a gift that will just keep on giving!
>triggered
Wish this thing will finish like Klunk but not hit by a car but by a fucking spaceship!

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>>88418725
And there they are!
Anon, YOU are the reason I'm storytiming this issue!

IT WAS ALL FOR YOU!

>>88418787
You're welcome. Thanks for storytiming.

Outrageous bump.

>>88417056
When did Ray get glasses?

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>>88420557
He used goggles before. I guess they were prescription.

>>88417056
>>88417073
>>88417089
Sally is cute. CUTE!

>Leo is humiliated in this issue
Being a Leo fan is suffering...

>>88421695
How? Because of the coats? Hardly.

>>88417123
>>88417940
I feel Leo comes off as a bigger weeaboo, really.
Reincarnation from Japanese kids, aside.

>>88417015
PEPPERONI IS CUTE

>>88417073
Did...Mondo just get high off of looking at too many colors?

>>88417098
Goddamit Donnie

>>88423819
You don't?

Sonia someone going to story time BTAS/TMNTAdventures #2?

>>88425048
Boco storytimed the first issue if I remember well.

>>88417002
>Grouchy, miserable nerd has a hot girlfriend now
Why.

>>88417038
There's something ridiculously adorable about Slash bearing a candy basket.

>>88417056
Outrageous, you realise Sally's the worst Mutanimal, right?
Like, I can appreciate a furry lesbian, but she just... doesn't do anything.

>>88425404
She's his ex-wife and not exactly nice herself. She divorced him over his refusal to sell out and then realized she was lonely.

>>88425458
She crashed a helicopter into the side of a building and beat robots to death with a snapped off propeller blade.

Ray is worst pony. Objectively.

>>88416862

>>88426310
>Ray is worst pony. Objectively.
Ray is a cute ray, making him good.

>>88427648
He is Applejack without the hat.

>>88417098
Oh Donnie

Great art.

>>88417123
>>88417139

Cute.

>>88427918
He is like no pony!

>>88417026
When is the last time Angel appeared out of the armor?

>>88417139
is there any hope for this family to get back together?

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>>88416924
I don't understand, what's wrong with Pepper?

This was a sweet issue. Made me feel good.

>>88425458
to be fair, neither does Ray.

I think we just need to wait for the next big mission.

I guess Hob isn't with them since he is dealing with Leatherhead at this moment.

>>88417615
issue 64 was storytimed though. Granted, it was during a TMNT thread, not in it's own topic.

and I didn't think Universe 5 came out yet.

>>88418787
How long until Raph starts chasing off Triceratons trying to get fresh with Pepperoni?

>>88431317

5 is out next week.

>>88416966
>>88417066

Motherfuckin' Casey stole the chips

>>88431210
Hob isn't with them because he would never want to party with the Turtles.

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>>88431210
>>88425458
Let me settle this with an unbiased comparison between the two.

Ray Fillet
Name: A pun on a fish sandwich, wow, real clever.

Mutated From: A stingray, the same kind of fish responsible for the murder of animal lover and philanthropist Steve Irwin, a crime for which Ray does NOT have an alibi.

Abilities: Kinda big and knows how to pull a trigger.

Notable accomplishments: Fired a big gun a few times, missed mostly.

Fashion: TactiCOOL armor or dresses like your creepy middle school teacher who got in trouble for being "close" to another student.

Sexuality: Quoted to have said "I don't like labels, I love people, ya know. But if I had to call myself something, then I'm a polyamorous asexual panromantic."

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>>88433825
Sally Pride

Name: A tribute to famous astronaut and American Hero Sally Ride. Also a statement on her commitment to her team, her Pride AND a show of her JUSTIFIED confidence in her abilities.

Mutated From: A lioness, a fierce and noble hunter. Also notable for being one half of a griffon, the most powerful and elegant of mythological creatures.

Abilities: Trained in the operation of all vehicles which, in combination with her lighting reflexes, makes her the best pilot/driver you can find.

Notable Accomplishments: When her team was pinned down and all hope lost, she crashed a helicopter into the building and engaged the enemy with a broke propeller blade, assuring their survival at great personal risk!

Fashion: A humble and timeless jean jacket, stylish, but not attention seeking.

Sexuality: Lesbian, which I need to tell /u/ is the most PURE of sexulaities AND has the lowest risk of STD transmission.

I'm not caught up. What's the current deal with Alopex? I last remember a cliffhanger featuring her and Kitsune.

>>88434048
That is still her current deal. She's MIA and Ralph is gonna go looking for her eventually.

>>88431144
Nothing. She is perfect and I'm simply saying how happy I am to have her as a permanent fixture of the team now.

>>88431317
04 was not

Bump for a great issue.

>>88416862
you are the fucking worst
fucking faggot

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>>88437990
And a merry Christmas to you!

>>88416924
>My little pony

Which one bought it?

>>88418162
>>88418684

Universe would be great if it weren't $5 an issue. No, that back-up isn't worth it.

>>88421930

Leonardo is literally a coat rack.

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>>88438986
Do you even have to ask?

Holy fuck.... this is modern TMNT?
This is the comic everyone prattles on about being the best version of the turtles?
Seriously, if you enjoy this shit, you are what is wrong with tmnt fandom.
I'd rather have pancreatic cancer than read another page of Cowabunga Pizza Turtles stupidity.

>>88440225

But the art is great tho.

>>88440251
Great? It's generic comic art and layouts.
Nothing screams greatness to me, in fact, it all kind of looks bland and boring.

>>88440225
So are you a Mirage only fan then?

>>88440225
It's a Christmas special chief, it's meant to be a light issue that followed an arc in which the family has been basically broken due to the violent actions of Splinter. Take it down a notch.

Holiday Bump

>>88440225
What exactly did you not like?

>>88440225
This issue is not representative of the current tmnt comics. It's just a fun stand alone issue for christmas. Previous issues were dark with Splinter slowy turned to the dark side.

>>88440342
Art is not great, it's very good. You just have shit taste or angry because your mum forgot to bring you your orange juice this morning in your basement.

>>88440988
I am. Mirage is the only TMNT for me.

>>88442688
I'm not angry. I'm just dumbfounded as to why people think this is good. I guess when you grow up with Pizza Turtles, that becomes the baseline for your fandom. I grew up reading Mirage, so all of this just looks like a crappier potpourri of everything TMNT over the last 30 years.

>>88416862

>>88416862
You are the worst fucking namefag I've ever met

>>88449151
Hey.
Sophie is a beacon of joy and enthusiasm in this cesspit of a site.

>>88449246
>>>/tumblr/
You should stay there if you didn't like here.