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gwenpool holiday special - merry mix-up

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4 covers special edition
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Somthing tells me this will be less endearing then DC'S holiday issue
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>>88415082
Oh god, another artist made Gwenpool cute!
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>>88415106
>miles is included
of course it will be
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>>88415147
>Parka Gwenpool

Yes.
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gee, i wonder how miles is going to win
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pleasebegoodpleasebegoodpleasebegood
don't ruin gwenpool so early
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>>88415189
>the girl in the 2nd panel
THICC
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>>88415203
>>88415198
>WHY DON'T YOU VENOM BLAST THE WHOLE WORLD MILES?
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>>88415173
>The secular holiday sign
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>>88415173
...Ned Flanders?
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>>88415198
>>88415203
At least in this case it's a joke story.
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>>88415212
8 year old Miles confirmed ommicidal
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>>88415229
>I STILL INSIST IT IS YOU WHO IS THE TOOL!

Thanos, never change.
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>>88415229

Oh, hey there T-Rex.
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>>88415228
Clearly as he would make a passive aggressive sign like that.

Also MAUD!!
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That one was pretty funny, actually. It helps that North didn't go full North and it was clearly out of continuity, I guess?
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Nah
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>>88415287
A Christmas Carol! Woo!
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>>88415297
>Ronnie in hotpants

Oh, yes, this is very good.
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>>88415287
Didn't the Warbird costume have pants?
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>>88415321
Fing Fang Foom is the Spirit of Pantsgiving

Genius, and mother fucking obvious in hindsight
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>>88415274
>Hello! Good news: I'm technically in the story now!!
I laughed
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hot
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>>88415403

This entire issue makes me happy.
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>>88415434

I did not see this satire coming and it's the greatest thing ever.
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>>88415403
>Ronnie in hot pants
>Ronnie summons Fin Fang Foom
>Punisher fights Fin Fang Foom
>Punisher in hot pants
fucking 11/10
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>Detected possible malicious code in image file
really hiroshima? thats just hitler
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>>88415457
PC Evil. Oh this is delicious.
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>>88415508
holy shit
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>>88415478

Shark Trebuchet.
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>>88415414
AND NOW WE SHALL BOMB ALL CHINESE RESTAURANTS
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>>88415508
Where were you when Gwenpool officially had the best Holiday special issue of the year?
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>>88415351
The Binary one did. The Warbird one was just her original Ms Marvel one with the stomach filled in.
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>>88415434
This is especially funny because this issue itself is called HOLIDAY Special instead of Christmas Special.
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>>88415434
>The War on Hydra
Magnifique.
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>>88415355
>crying Fin
:(
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>>88415508
>>88415520
This is clearly non-canon, so I'm going to ignore the fact that in 616 the Red Skull didn't found Hydra and did not even join it until just this year (unless you count that time he took over the Las Vegas branch in the 70s).
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>>88415590
>"NO MORE SANTA"

This is almost too much.
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>>88415566
THICC
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>>88415457
What are Hydra Social Media accounts like?
I assume they would mostly target disenfranchised conservatives.
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>>88415609
It's a side effect of No More Santa. History is altered such that Red Skull founds Hydra.
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>>88415599
>Gwenpool wanting to talk with her parents

Well, that all but confirms she's not unwilling to talk with her parents Even though they wouldn't remember her
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>>88415114
>"Last Christmas" with fish
wut
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>>88415632
Awww Zubat, and kid Eleven even went with the nose bleed. Or that may have just been out of fright.
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>>88415508
this is fantastic
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>>88415478
Goddamnit kekking so much
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>>88415549
>No Viper as Ghost of Hydra Present
>No Steve Rogers as Ghost of Hydra yet to come
Wasted opportunity
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>>88415155
>Terrax with a giant cane instead of the axe
But seriously fuck off Ryan North with your ebin alt-texts, this isn't a webcomic
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>>88415123
>>88415138

So is it a reference to his daughter being killed by Taskmaster?
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>>88415691

I want to see more of princess Deadpool
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>>88415556
In this very thread, reading and laughing my ass off.
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>>88415716
And the tradition of everyone drawing her better than her current comic continues.
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>>88415691
>Deadpool meets Memepool fans
Fucking amazing.
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>>88415478
If you miss him so much maybe you shouldn't have imprisoned his clone inside of a Cosmic Cube.
Isn't there still another Hitler clone running around somewhere?
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and that's all
good to know i was wrong about this comic
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>>88415716
>sexual assault
How did Marvel okay that page?
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>>88415240
poor Starfox
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>>88415123
For a second there I thought Dadroc was leaving because he felt bad about Gwen having a real dad that wasn't Batroc.
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Well.

This was a thing.
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>>88415508
>>88415478
What the fuck
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>>88415756
It's kind of odd that this is the (second) weakest story in this whole book (after Miles').
Anyway, thanks for posting. Fun read.
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You know what, I dd enjoy this thing ut I do hope they dont over-saturate GP too much in the futre.
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>>88416197
I doubt they will, so far she's only had this and her previous holiday special, her debut backups, and three issues in Rocket and Groot But we don't talk about that piece of shit

Otherwise she's staying pretty well in her own comic.

And at first I thought it was breaking continuity that the rest of her team accepted she was another world but then I realized Batroc only gives her shit about her claims that they're all fictional, there's no reason to assume she's not an alien or anything. Then I realized none of it was canon at all.
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>>88415274
So this story proves that the problem with Brown Recluse is Bendis? Filler alt writer did interesting story.
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>>88415173
>Ned Flanders
Neat!
>Maude Flanders
Sad
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>>88415043
Seriously tired to see miles everywhere.
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>>88415274

Aw man, all this cool stuff goes away at the end.
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>>88416340
DAS RAYCEST
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>>88415789
His daughter is dead.
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>>88415403
This story should have had more chicks in hot pants.
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>>88416504
>wanting chicks in hot pants
>in [current year]
Check your privilege, shitlord fuckboy.
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>>88415050
>Die Hard reference
That's the variant I want.
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>>88415716
>Leather Boy
Nice.
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>>88416479
oh yeah, isn't their get killed by Taskmaster in Deadpool
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>>88416504
Marvel's main target audience is 14-25 year old women. Of course it'll be mostly hunky dudes.
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>>88415457
I feel like this is commentary on ISIS recruiting through social media.
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>>88416504
I agree, anon. I agree. But it would TRIGGER their target audience, so they can't risk it.
See ya when the cultural pendulum swings the other way
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>>88415578
OH SHIT!
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>>88415640
Dat Ben Reilly action figure.
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>>88415043
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>>88415114
>>88415138

Shit, the drawer made her too cute, i'm dying.
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>>88416479
>>88416549
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>>88416842
>batroc's daughter lived and died for a one page gag

This actually makes him a great buddy for gwen

Does she know?
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>>88415704
>Squirrel Girl with 80's Jem hair and stylings
I think I'd like that a lot.
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>>88415229
Now that's a call back.
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>>88415189
>and people say Miles doesn't joke

How is Miles not just Black Peter Parker again?
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>>88415082
>Not Lifebringer Galactus
What?
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>>88417223
he is not rich, a genius and doesnt have 2 clones that are better than him
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>>88415043
100% inflated sales, this is how a bomb in comic book form looks like.
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>>88417319
>and doesnt have 2 clones that are better than him

He doesn't have ANYONE who is better than him. He one shotted fuckin' Blackheart.
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>>88415114
terrible artwork, is this another webcomic artist?
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>>88415556


Too bad that sales are below the basement.
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>>88415114
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>>88417462

>How to Draw Manga
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>>88417462
>Simba's face
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>>88417462

> Not Sure If Want
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>>88417462
>QUALITY
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>>88416842
who is the other girl?
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>>88417462
hah, another uh-wut.jpg
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>>88415632
I like how Pokemon is cannon in 616.
This is just a reminder how Disney has pokemon too.
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>>88415043

Is this the only Holiday Special coming from Marvel?

Do they hate Christmas?
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>>88417581

The first Tarantula's daughter.
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>Gwenpool story is easily the worst in the book
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>>88415229

Gwenpool makes Squirrel-Girl references.

Now I know why I hate this book.
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>>88415732
>the real leather boy
I never thought we would see him again. Honestly, he would have been a good main villain for SG's book.
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>>88415274
everyone does need some regular socks from time to time. Galactus is so wise
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>>88417710
>>Gwenpool story
>Most of the book is focused on other characters
>Gwenpool Holiday Special.
>Marvel is shipping this book for FREE to stores because nobody wants it.

>YFW people avoided this book because they thought it was a Gwenpool book
>YFW Deadpool's Holiday Chimichangas special would have sold like hotcakes thanks to the movie.
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>>88417462

Is that Willy Wonka with Bubblegum hair? Lady looks like a dude
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>>88417713
Because you've had a humor bypass and only want brooding male superheroes with angst and mommy issues?
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>>88415384
whats this " little egg" thing? did she raise him?
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>>88415425
> fuck yourself

hail hydra to you too
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>>88418003
You forgot "white", anon. Passive-aggressive implications of casual racism are always an important argument
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>>88415457
>>88415478
ohhh you classy fucks.
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>>88415619
i know rite?
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>>88418179

He als forgot to add that the other anon hasn't read the book and or doesn't get it.
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>>88415508
> whats the science here?!
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>>88417881
>Deadpool's Holiday Chimichangas special would have sold like hotcakes thanks to the movie.

Marvel is run by idiots, they think that replacing one of his most popular characters with a watered down female version is gonna do the trick.
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>>88417462
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>>88415632
> that nose bleed

just like my hentai
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>>88418514

Its meant to be the girl from Stranger Things
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>>88417881
this shit
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>>88415508
>story is about PC evil
>fucking Hitler of Christmas Past shows up

this is the toppest of keks I've had this year. my sides
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>>88417881
Even Red Skull Holiday Special would sell better than Gwenpool.
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>>88418680
it meant to be too much blood rushing to her head after seeing deadpools junk
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>>88415403
this is the dumbest shit ever and I love it
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>>88415608

Batroc is a pretty cool guy
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>>88415608
let us take a moment and remember how sex Terrible Eye is
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>>88419118
Are all Sarahs messed up?
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Hello new reaction pic
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I enjoyed this comic but I won't be buying it because I know Marvel shipped 100k of them for free to pad numbers.
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>>88415746

>Only read GLA for the first time yesterday
>Today Leather Boy makes an appearance

I can't even
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>>88419215
thatll show them
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>>88415155
Go away Wolverine, you're in too many comics as is.
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>>88415457
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>>88415508
This is the best thing out of this comic
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>>88416777
That's not Ben, anon.
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>>88415632
>that girl at the right
She wants it
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>>88415478

>Days like this, I wish Hitler was still alive. He always knew how to cheer me up. God, I miss that guy every day.

This comic is WILD.
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>>88418050
What I got out of it is that they at least dated or at the least she got to meet Fing Fang Fenis.
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>>88419909
she seems to be one of those cosmic characters with her hand in everyones cookie jar
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>>88415171
NO PANTS
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>>88415520
Man, RedSkull is a trooper, I am impressed at him carrying the Pope on that twisted ankle.
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>>88418816

Now that is something that I would buy and having the whole thing being about the worst marvel villians
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>>88418867

No, its mean't to be Eleven from Stranger Things, she had nose bleeding when she used her powers
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>>88420452
its meant to turn me on and it worked
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>>88419215
Is this true? That's fucking embarrasing
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>>88419215
Support your LCS, anon. It's not their fault they've been given a shit ton of overstock.
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>>88415549

I can only imagine how the pitch or whatever went for this.

>So, what's your Christmas story about?
>The Red Skull is visited by the ghost of Hitler, who teaches him the true meaning of terrorism.
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>>88420525
Someone was on some damn good drugs for that.
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>>88416303
Gwen could've told you that.
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>>88417713
This isn't Gwenpool. It's written by Ryan North, the person who writes USG. It shouldn't be a surprise that he'd reference his own comic.
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>>88415061
LCS put this cover in my pull. I actually didn't mind, somehow Henderson managed to draw something good for once. It's a Pantsgiving miracle.
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>>88417640
This is the HOLIDAY special. The Christmas special is the Power Man & Iron Fist: Sweet Christmas Special.
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Reminder that Santa is a mutant that is probablu dying thanks to the Inhumans
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>>88415123
It's no good pretending not to be cute, TTE.
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>>88421562
>This isn't Gwenpool

The cover says otherwise.

And still, is canon that Gwenpool enjoys SJW comics
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>>88422469

Good, I can't wait for the newer, betterer, INHUMAN santa claus.
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Is there a way to know how bad the sales were for this special?
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>>88422617
Trask admitted he was wrong before he died.
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>>88415457
>Hail Hippogriff
Marvel turning on its own.
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>>88422640

Yes, by checking www dot numbersfrommyass dot com

Quick, check now and post a thread about "DC beating Marlel"! Quick! BEFORE SOMEONE FROM /V/ BEATS YOU TO IT, YOU'VE GOT NO TIME, MAN!
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>>88422658

And then he committed suicide after being brought back and told that he was regarded as the greatest of the anti-mutant "prophets" or something.
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>>88422640
Wait about two months, and half Diamond's shipping numbers.
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well i'll be goddamned, this was actually decent.

i can't believe this but i think i'm gonna have to start reading squirrel girl now.
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>>88422699
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>>88422699

The people reporting the inflated sales are retailers that would love to sell every single book and have no reason to lie about Gwenpool.

Like when they make a point to mention how bad a book is doing, they always go for Mosaic or Great Lake Avengers, Gwenpool is just casually thrown there.

Face it tiger, Gwenpool sucks.
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>>88423520

Newsflash dude, shitty books always sell better than good books. Batman and Spider-Man haven't been good in a decade. Omega Men sold like crap.

Seriously though, this whole "sales figure e-peen" contest needs to stop. You know how destructive it is. It's bad enough its all they talk about on /v/ (I literally just left a thread where they were squabbling about a 90% drop in FFXV sales IN JAPAN as though it was some sort of "proof" about the games quality). Don't let it become all that people talk about on /co/.
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>>88423796
That's because the only argument Tumblr people who defend these shitty books use, is "lol how are they bad they sell a lot". Look at any argument about FemThor for proof
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>>88424028
Which doesn't establish the quality of a product. Ultimately, the best way to determine is to find people with similar tastes and she if they liked it.
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>>88423796
>Batman and Spider-Man haven't been good in a decade

I mean, you like Gwenpool, arguing with you about taste to begin with is waste of time, but fuck off dude, Morrison and Snyder have done wonders with Batman during the last decade, Spider-has been pretty solid, is never a boring book.
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>>88423796
>Seriously though, this whole "sales figure e-peen" contest needs to stop.

I don't care about who sales the most, I just want to see all these new shitty Marvel books to fail really hard so they can perhaps fucking wake up and start working on how to make good stories again.
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>>88415043

>mfw I just walked by a couple of my LCSs half an hour ago and had no idea the holiday special was out yet
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>>88424291
The supermajority of people there now are not the same who made the ones you liked
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>>88415539
Oh Hitler, you're always best when you're yelling.
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>>88424250
>Snyder have done wonders with Batman
>Spider-has been pretty solid
I didn't know taste this shit existed.
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>>88423170
>i think i'm gonna have to start reading squirrel girl now
The only part of the comic written by Ryan North (USG's writer) was the Miles segment, and that was the worst of the issue.
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>>88422613
As in it's not the Gwenpool book. How bad is your reading comprehension?
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>>88425330

Its A gwenpool book, that's the point, this book being a failure will reflect on the regular book
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This is just a reminder that Gwenpool is actually stacked
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#9 was originally listed s coming out today. Apparently its next week now http://marvel.com/comics/issue/59003/gwenpool_2016_9
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>>88426583
Not realy
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>>88415043
hahhahahaha The dc special is far better
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>>88427635

Did the DC special have Hitler's ghost of Christmas Past?

No? It just had some tired old "Flash bad guys rob a bank" story? Oh, okay.
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>>88427635
>>88428320

It's Christmas time, can't we all just get along for once? I enjoyed them both.
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Thanks for the fun storytime
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Never read a single issue of Gwenpool, and I don't think my Local-Book-Store as any trades.

I saw her fine fat ass over on /v/, where can I download her series so far?
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>>88428494
Have to disappoint you anon, there isn't much fat ass in the comic itself. Covers always lie, /v/friend.
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>>88415691
qt princess deadpool
>>88415704
qt squirrel girl too
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>>88428494
>>88428629
But she's got a great ass regardless
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>>88428651
That's not even that good
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>>88428651
nah
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>>88419118
She looks like she pokes
if you know what I mean
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>>88428651
>>88428629
Y'all mutha fuckas got a Mega or what?
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>>88428651
>calling that an ass
I present to you, a superior Gwen with a superior ass
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>>88428725
https://www.mediafire.com/?jo3rqo9d238b4
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Gwenpool and Miles were a detriment to the book, what a fucking shocker
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>>88428764
Thanks, but I'm having trouble with issue 3 and 6.
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>title character has the worst segment
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>>88428764
Do you read 000 first? I know in the Nu52 it fell around after issue 13 but worked like a prequel.
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>>88415114
Night of Skrulls sounds legit awesome.
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>>88415198
>or boyfriend if I have made a not-unproblematic assumption there
I know it's a joke book, but come the fuck on.
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>>88415691
Candle Jack? Is that really C
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>>88429190

I know, right? I'd celebrate that shit. Also a hilariously dark commentary on our society. Just keep whackin' until you find the traitor/spy!
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>>88417387
Yes. A webcomic she posts exclusively on Tumblr. I feel so bad for Hastings getting stuck with garbage artists like her or the one from the Miles issues.
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>>88415756
I forgot to read Rogue's line with a Southern accent until I saw the mispellings.
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>>88417881
>would have sold like hotcakes thanks to the movie

when has that ever happened with any character
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>>88428748
>booty quality competition
>bootleg comics made by Mexicans

Really not even trying to be racist here, but that's just not a fair competition.
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>>88433369
>that's just not a fair competition
Exactly. No way Pancakepool could ever hope to compete with dat ass
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>>88433285
>when has that ever happened with any character

It happened with all the characters with movies this year
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>>88415123
>random Miles hate
Got your bandwagon checklist down, OP?
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>>88433724
No it didnt
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>>88433285
Well Deadpool is an actual draw in the comics too, unlike Gwenpool, so it's not a flawed assumption regardless
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>>88415539
Waiiiit a minute... why does a ghost need a wallet?
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>>88435499
Where else would he keep his ghost money? Use a ghost money-clip like a fucking asshole?
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>>88415093
>Editor: Darren Shan
N...No, really?
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war on pantsgiving was my favorite

anyone who says the gwenpool story was the worst must have blocked the miles story from their mind
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>>88436303
Miles story was great and Galactus agrees
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Dadroc left me with strong feels.
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>>88416842
They were probably bi.
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Am I the only one who thought it was boring and cringe?

I mean, the only part that was kinda interesting was the Miles part, and that's probably just because I like Spider-Man in general. The Red Skull part was chuckleworthy, but a bit too edgy. The rest was just meh. The pants story felt like a bland excuse to draw men in shorts. The Gwen parts were utterly boring, most likely because Gwen has the personality of a wooden plank.

If that's what people like in comics, I'm utterly confused.
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>>88437666
P.S.: The art was pretty good though
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>>88419118
>Implying she isn't sexy with mask on.
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>>88437666
It looks like you've got a bad case of shit taste, son.

I'm afraid there's nothing we can do.
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>>88415608
Gwen gave up another chance to be reunited with her parents to spare Batroc another night of grief.
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>>88415212
>all to eager
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>>88415478
Someone cut that hitler panel out, it's god-tier reaction image
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>>88415590

>Sweet christmas!

Okay, I've been laughing throughout this issue, but that line had me actually doubling over with laughter. Well-played.
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>>88415659

Genuinely surprised editorial let the artist get away with using the movie Colossus uniform here.
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>>88438295
>>88415478
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>>88415293
>That one was pretty funny, actually. It helps that North didn't go full North and it was clearly out of continuity, I guess?
It's exactly the same as every other issue of USG that he writes. It probably is actually a Squirrel Girl story that just got re-tooled for use in this special. (Gwen wasn't even in the story)
Even the jokes makes callback to his run. >>88417125

These guys in the last panel >>88415203 are basically OG Squeeg's "conquests" list, only they swapped out DOOM for SKULL. (for reasons.)

This shit was shoe-horned in. Just like Deadpool >>88415615
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>>88438359
Comics are for losers, bruh. No one reads em.
Especially editors.
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>>88438589
DP's part was definitely shoehorned in.

How much is the whole issue? 7 bucks?
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>>88417462
>let's go with the moon-over-june-look
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>>88415093
>>88415155
I don't like how Marvel keeps rubberbanding Miles' age, but the artist on this story really knocked it out. I'll be keeping an eye out for this Nathan Stockman guy. (hope the colorist is better next time.)
>>
>>88415457
>>88415478
This shit is priceless.
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>>88438702
>snowbunny booty
Stop that, Gwen is pure
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>>88415093
>Oscar Bazaldua
>>88415287
>>88415297
>>88415311
>>88415321
>>88415334
>>88415341
>>88415355
>>88415369
>>88415384
>>88415403
What have they done to you, Oscar?!
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>>88438702
Style reminds me of LiefeldianAbomination
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>>88437666
Hello again Satan,

It was good. The problem is it's a Gwenpool Holiday Special and Gwenpool was the very least interesting thing about it.

>The pants story felt like a bland excuse to draw men in shorts.
Gotta cater to the ripe money-flush demographic of homos and fujos because Marvel/Disney is perpetually stuck in 2008 chasing the Tokyopop market.
Be that as it may, The Pantsgiving gag was forced but the Fin Fang Foom payoff made it funny -- or at least it would have been funny, if Ryan North's HEY LOOK I'M WEBCOMICS SUPERSTAR RYAN NORTH Miles Morales story didn't shit all over the punchline reveal.

Seriously, fuck that guy forever. Stay on your containment title, you dinosaur meme spewing hack.

>The Red Skull part was chuckleworthy, but a bit too edgy.
Nick Kocher is an SNL/College Humor writer.
His bit reads like it's straight outta a Venture Brothers episode. I'm okay with it even if it's tonally dissonant with the rest of the book. The rest of the book is milksop pandering. Even the fucking Deadpool story was G rated. 'G' for Gwenpool.

>Gwen has the personality of a wooden plank.
Gwen has the personality of a cardboard standee with the hole cut out at the face because that's what she is.
The boys wanna be her. The girls wanna be her.
This is what Marvel is selling.

goddammit Satan, literally everyone draws Squirrel Girl better than her artist. Why do you permit that book to continue to exist??
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>>88415508
>Have you seen zee Christmas Carol?
>It's zat. I'm doink exactly zat.
This is some good shit right here.
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>>88438835
This is what Pantsgiving should've really looked like
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>>88439002
>Gotta cater to the ripe money-flush demographic of homos and fujos because Marvel/Disney is perpetually stuck in 2008 chasing the Tokyopop market.
Implying any self-respecting homos read this trash
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>>88438858
>Style reminds me of LiefeldianAbomination
I love that guy.
This is nothing like that guy.
he draws a webcomic, btw. http://miss-melee.com/ it's breddy gud, maybe?

Nah, this is definitely more of a Stuart Immonen influenced style. But with that Sergio Aragones type bumpy anatomy to it... It's a fantastic old-school Marvel humor book style. I'm really digging it the more I look at it.
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>>88416504
>>88416550
>>88437666
>>88439002
Would it really kill them to put more female hotties in hot pants alongside the male hotties?

It's sad when Deadpool's story features more shapely lady thighs than a story about hot pants.
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>>88439194
>Would it really kill them to put more female hotties in hot pants alongside the male hotties?
yes.
female sex appeal, to the people making decisions at Marvel Comics, is to them what a bucket of water is to the Wicked Witch of the West.

I mean, LOOK at the guy they called in to DRAW the Pantsgiving story, fercrissakes.
>>88439055
>>88438835
and then go back and look at the finished work.

This guy was clearly pulled from the same artist pool they pulled Manara from. Marvel is throwing money at erotic artists, but no one has the balls to publish the work they do? The work they are famous for??

What a fucking waste.
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>>88439146
Thanks for the link
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>>88439300
>>88439055
Yeah, erotic undertones aside, Bazaldua has a very unique and dynamic drawing style. Here >>88415287 he just looks housestyled as fuck. Sad.
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>>88415240
ok im new to this so why the fuck is galactus a good guy? Is this a comedy AU?
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>>88439562
It's explained at the end
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>>88437708
Aye, thought so. But from what she's said so far she doesn't want to meet them again anyway?
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>>88417462
Fucking hell
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>>88415297

Oh my goodness.
>>
>>88415691
>>88430731
Where? I don't see Candle Jack anywhere in
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>>88415478

>a convenient new 7-in-1 Red Skull reaction image!
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>>88415205
Gwenpool is shit from issue 1, anon.
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>>88440951
> being this upset over yet another good series
>>
>>88440951

You keep saying it and it keeps being a lie.
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>>88440951
this
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>>88441045
You misspelled "truth", anon

Gwenpool a shit
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>>88441156

> saves Christmas by herself
> shit

You suck, anon
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>>88441156
>>88440951
>Gwenpool a shit
It's not great. It's not bad.
It's cute.
>>
Wow, Marvel made an enjoyable book.
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>>88415508

It's a Christmas Miracle.
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>>88419118

Upbeat goths are the best.
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>>88415508
>>88415599
>>88415608
So that means Gwen got to talk to her parents off panel before Santa reset Christmas. Figures they wouldn't show a major part of her character development on a gag special issue, but kind of blue balling us by introducing the concept of seeing her family, implying she gets to see them, but shows us nothing... and all for a Hitler joke.
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>>88441706
What I got from it was that she didn't, actually.

Because being Gwenpool must always be suffering.
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>>88416504
>This story should have had more chicks in hot pants.
what are you, gay?
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>>88441706
I think that's just regular ghost Hitler showing up for ghosty reasons unconnected to the Solstice Reunion.
>>
>>88441860
Yes. Marvel should stop being homophobic and give us moar cute lady butts
>>
>>88415061
>>88415043

Which of these covers should I bother keeping? I have both but i'm giving one to a friend.
>>
>>88440951
>>88441156
Squirrelfag, quit being such a retarded beaner and go back to building that wall.
>>
>>88441561

Can you post a link to it?
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>>88442022
Keep pining for your BLACKED waifu, Gwencuck
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>>88415050
>t b h
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>>88442113
Still better than your sand-filled mexi-cunt.
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>>88442182
are all Gwenpool fans /pol/ posters too?

When in doubt, shit on Mexico
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>>88442012
neither, the book is shit.

On the other hand, marvel is inflating the sales of this books so much that even Dobson would blush, so they probably need that every person that wants this books to buy 3 copies
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>>88442283
Judging by their love of interracial cuckoldry, yes, they're all /pol/acks
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>>88415043
>>88415050
>>88415205
>>88415061
Looking at these she seems like a dead pool wannabe to me
>>
>>88438359
who knows, maybe that's the joke
"hey dude, let's make movieverse colossus stomps dog shit!"
then again, this is deadpool, he probably doesn't need a dog to pull off that prank.
>>
>>88442382
That's what she is
>>
>>88442382
Basically, Marvel editorial wanted to make a Deadpool but female and more "quirky" and "random" to appeal to Tumblr and waifufags
>>
>>88442382
>>88442382

She is a watered down Deadpool, taking all the cool elements from Deadpool but making them tumblr safe
>>
>>88442440
and with less association with Fox
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>>88442473
Oh god. You're not thinking what I'm thinking?
>>
>DC has an average holiday special
>Marvel has a good holiday special
>DC Shitposters pile into the Marvel thread

Like fucking clockwork. It reeks of insecurity. At this point I know to check out the Marvel books where DC fans are complaining the loudest.
>>
>>88442473

based on a popular cover.

Gwenpool is a thing because of likes, so it stands to reason that her stories read like millenial cellphone garbage
>>
>>88442512
Notice that people are mostly shitting on Gwenpool and her segment in this book and they were actually ok with the rest
>>
>>88442456
This.

Leftist hipster normies want to relate to someone "cool" and "badass", but also not offensive and a not a fucking white male. Since they can't conceive a single cool and badass character by themselves, they just take the existing cool and badass characters and tweak them. Hence: Thor, Wolverine, Gwenpool.
>>
>>88442512

Sorry, posted a link to this thread in the DC Holiday Special, because cute or something
>>
>>88442512
I haven't even read the DC special, nor do I want to.

Doesn't make this one less shit tho.
>>
>>88442512
>DC Holiday Special thread
>131 unique posters
>Marvel Holiday Special thread
>91 unique posters

>i-it's totally DCfags invading our thread, and not the other way round, i swear!
>>
>>88442568

You'll notice the DC thread is just full of dick-suckers talking about how "comfy" it is and how "DC SAVED CHRISTMAS!"

It's like a goddamn reddit thread over there.
>>
>>88442628

Maybe is because the book was actually good?

Even without bitching about Gwenpool, a lot of this felt really weak and '' le epic'' meme writting.

Specially that hot pants shit
>>
>>88442373
>>88442283
Squirrelfag, you aren't fooling anybody. Go back to your taco-stand.
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So what was this thing about a 100% of the sales for this book being inflated?
>>
>>88441706
>>88441781
>>88441872

Yeah Hitler showing up was seemingly unrelated, since her dialogue with Santa makes it obvious that the Christmas ghosts hadn't shown up yet.

Besides, Gwen's contemplation of the possibility of speaking with her parents indicated trepidation, at best. I don't think she really wanted to. And alternatively, there's >>88437708's take on it.
>>
>>88442723

>asks a question that's already been asked multiple times
>unique poster count doesn't go up

the shitposting is real.
>>
>>88442628
DC's book was decent.
This one was full of cringeworthy webcomic-level "jokes" and memes
>>
>>88442806

didn't you find extra uber epic win the one with the hot pants???

Why is that a fucking thing Marvel????
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>>88442182
>Still better than your sand-filled mexi-cunt.

I think that this image describes the quality of the DC Holiday special vs the Gwenpool holiday Special
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>>88443294
Because they want to appeal to Tumblr fujoshis who will eagerly gobble up anything featuring male sexual objectification. In case someone says something, objectification isn't a problem, male or female, the problem is that there's not much else to the story.
>>
>>88443294
>no respect for Fing Fang Foom being the spirit of the Holiday.
>>
>>88443426
To be fair, DC's special was just slightly better overall. It wasn't great, but it was decent.

But yeah, at a time when "thicc" is a phenomenon and everyone talks about the beauty in natural curves, Marvel's female population is surprisingly uniformly skinny and flat.
>>
>>88434686
>Bandwagon.

No, Miles is shit, it's not even a matter of opinion at this point. He's been so consistently bad and boring across the board with everyone who has ever written him that it's objective at this point.
>>
>>88443510
Except the DC special was one of the single greatest holiday specials from any publisher or even any MEDIUM of all time. Take your Marlel shilling back to tumblr where you belong, shill.
>>
>>88443657
>with everyone who has ever written
So Bendis and... Bendis?
>>
>>88443754
Bendis?
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>>88443754
>Ignoring all his fucking shit ton of guest appearances

>Ignoring the teams he was on.

>Ignoring the events he has been involved in.

Yeah, no, fuck off with that noise. Only one writer at Marvel has any idea what to do with Miles and that's the lady who did Ms. Marvel, and even then he was written wildly out of character to the point where it might as well have been someone else. Other than that, it shows how much of a shitty character he is when he's in other shit.
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>>88443426

Yeah, the DC special sure was full of "quality" all right.
>>
>>88443982
>not appreciating a callback to the weird Marston days
>>
>>88443426
If you're gonna cherry-pick, at least pick a picture from the actual issue.
>>
>>88444069

Look at those faces and that hand, anon. Christ, you'll jump all over Marvel having those faces, and did so in this very thread, but not a peep when DC does it.
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>>88415061
Literally the best thing EH has ever drawn

This is not a compliment.
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>>88415082
>Fin Fang Foom
>His

TRIGGERED, THAT IS A GIANT TOPLESS DRAGON LADY WITH PURPLE SHORTS AND NO SECOND DRAGON WITHIN THEM
>>
s'cuse me...
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>>88444102
>>88443426
>>
>>88444279

I'd like to see a goth-style diana, to be honest.
>>
>>88444330
There we go.
>>
>>88444208
I personally never posted anything about Marvel's art. Both Marvel and DC have some art fuckups here and there, it's not a revelation
>>
>>88444357
>>
>>88444279
>>88444208
Still miles better than... this >>88444248
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>>88442727
>>88441872
>introduce concept of friends and family coming back for one day
>Red Skull's friend Hitler comes back for one day
>propose that it has nothing to do with the concept they established mere pages earlier
Deadpool's story was about Halloween. The stories were obviously not chronological.

Gwen saw her parents.
>>
>>88444423

Yeaaah, that's the stuff.
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>>88444248
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>>88444450
Is she sending nudes to Sam Wilson?
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>>88444450

No, the way it seemed to follow was Santa was saying "Hey, are you sure you want to change everything back to the way it was? This might be your only shot at seeing your parents again." and she decided to turn everything back to normal and help him deliver presents on the restored Christmas holiday.
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>>88444449
you chose a bad example, anon. that particular panel almost has a bit of Egoraptor charm to it... y'kno, back when he used to draw things.
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>>88444524
Read again. They made a point of Santa saying he could simply wait until the solstice to turn everthing back. Red Skull saw his friend Hitler so that's what happened. After the solstice Santa put everything right.
>>
>>88444591
Oh, I thought you meant that the face resembles Egoraptor's
>>
>>88442131

someone edit the page so it reads desu
>>
Gwenpool should just go away for good
>>
>>88446304
In 50 years, people are going to forget Spider-Man or Deadpool, but everyone will still know and love Gwenpool
>>
>>88446446
In 50 years, this anon will still be posting this meme/macro, long after everyone has forgotten who Wacko even is.

He'll still be posting, every day, on 40chan, his liver-spotted fingers trembling with palsy upon the keyboard, muttering to himself about 'fucking hastings'.

Screencap this.
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>>88446597
I had to look wakko up, actually
>>
>>88446619
See? I've already forgotten how to spell his name properly, only twenty-five years or so after the show premiered.

REMEMBER ME. FORGET HIM. GO AWAY.
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>>88443792
>wildly out of character
Miles trolling Kamala is nothing new. Heck his internet presence got her riled up. She doesn't get pissed off like with Sam and the two are on good terms but still.
>>
>>88415043
gwenpool is cancer
>>
>>88446446
for your sake I hope you dumb waifufags don't actually believe this
>>
>>88442512
>this butthurt
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Gwenpool should just go away >>88446658
>>88446619
>>
>>88446304
>>88446658
>>88449807

You guys are cute.
>>
>>88449077
Gwenpool is cancer. Spiderman is aids. Batman is dementia. Iron Man is syphilis. What else?
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>>88446304

I just went to my LCS to buy this issue just because of this thread, so eat me.
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>>88415590
>"No More Santa"
I fucking lost
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