Batman & the Joker

>>88392751
opposite lunatics.

Sexy Joker is truly the best Joker. [Spoiler]Harley was right.

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>>88392751
They understand one another more deeply than they're comfortable with.

>>88392761
so, do you think it's an opposites attract thing then?

>>88392751
>>88392874
This, and the fact that Batman is directly responsible for the Joker. HHe's the one who made him, so I guess he feels obligated to steer him straight or at least take care of him.

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>>88392827

>>88392751
The only thing Batman truly loves is being Batman. He knows that with the Joker he can be Batman forever. The Joker loves playing his games and he knows with Batman it will always be interesting and no one can match him. So they both use each other for some self gratification.

>>88393101
TL;DR: It true and pure love

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It's love

>>88393206
Oh shit, didn't know the storyboard of Affleck Bats movie leaked

>>88393206
I shouldn't find this hot...

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>>88392993
>he feels obligated to steer him straight
Now there's an idea. Why doesn't Mike Pence just cure The Joker?

>>88393295
Because unlike Mikey shock therapy doesn't work on Joker.

>>88392751

Because most writers can't give villains legit reasons to be obsessed with the hero, just like they can't give the hero legit reasons to not kill the villain. The result is two people obsessed with each other for no apparent reason whatsoever other than their emotions themselves. If they have good chemistry on top of that, it might even cross into weird romantic subtext.

See Hal & Sinestro, Joker & Batman, Black Manta & Aquaman, Doom & Richards, etc.

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>>88393317
do you think batman and the joker have good chemistry, anon?

>>88392993
>He's the one who made him
is this canon?

>>88393092
I want to lick his abs while wearing a red clown nose.

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I want to see a movie with Ben Affleck Batman and Jared Leto Joker. The size difference would be hilarious.

>>88393482
kek

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>>88393376
Yes

>>88393466
Joker's origin is usually he was the red hood who felll into the ace chemical plant vat and became the joker, and the bats ussually knows and rememebrs this. I don't know if a hack writer has retconned it recently with the "multiple choice" bullshit, but that's the standard Joker origin.

>>88393569

Y-yes, hilarious.

>>88393092
>"Leave the Batman to me."

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>>88394553
the thought of a huge batman manhandling a pretty manlet joker turns me on, o-okay?!

>>88394113

T-the multiple choice bullshit was in the same comic that introduced that origin.

>>88394553
>>88394789
>>88395061
why are we suddenly all s-stuttering

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>>88393206

I swear to god, if Lego Batman doesn't make normies ship this, nothing will.

>>88395971
what happens in lego batman?

>>88396025
Go watch the trailer, anon.

>>88396079
where you talking about the movie or one of the video games? anyway I just watched the trailer of the movie and it did not have a whole lot of joker in it. but I guess the one part it did, was cute-ish.

>>88392751
hatesex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOnSO7vJCTg

>>88394789
I wanna fuck this Joker too, it's completely natural anon.

>>88395971
Normies already ship Batjokes though. Slash ships are always the most popular.

Because you read internet memes instead of actual comic books, learning about things third or even fourth or fifth-hand rather then educating yourself on the subject matter.

That's the answer to the real fine points of your question.

>>88396381
slash ships might be the most popular, but not among normies, no.

>>88394113
Batman remembers the Red Hood going into the vat but that doesn't make that Joker's real origin. It could just be something he tells Batman to fuck with him. Joker being too crazy to know his own origin is ideal and again as the first reply pointed out it's the opposite of Batman's crazy.

>>88396381
Fujos =/= casuals =/= normies.

>>88396680
Lots of normies are fujos though. You're most likely to find a female shipping two dudes than straight couples (especially disgusting straight white couples).

Dunno, but if I were Batman I'd fuck the Joker.

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>>88396740
me too

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>>88396740
Me too and I don't ship it.

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>>88396740
This.

>>88396820
I need more of this...

>>88393206
wew lad

>>88396740
>fuck
Surely you mean rape.

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>>88396740
>>88396797
>>88396820
>>88396856
would it be rough, or would bruce surprise him with gentleness

>>88396956
You can't rape the willing, anon.

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>>88397007
rough and impulsive the first time
maybe gentle and restrained the second just to spite joker

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There better be a season two

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I like where this is going

>>88397301
>>88397369
Shipping and homolust aside, I don't think The Joker actually wants to fuck Batman BUT I definitely believe he wants Batman to think that because he gets off on that.

Also, it makes him feel important.

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>>88397434
where is this going?

STOP
Batman hates the Joker, stop this heresy

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This thread is relevant to my interests.

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>>88397555
Trips of truth, but this >>88397464 applies.

It's just jokes pal.

>>88397555
Normie pls
>>>/r/eddit

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>>88397464
>>88397581
what would happen if batman acted like he was interested, simply to freak him out?

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>>88397555
Right

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>>88397672
Batman is balls and heart deep into Catwoman, as we all know, but I think that if he tried to banter on the Joker's level it'd be fucking hilarious and awkward because he just isn't the type and the Joker would out freak him out.

>>88397672
> Batman and Joker play gay chicken

Sometimes I wonder if batjokes shippers hate BatCat, Batman/Talia, Wonderbat, SuperBat or Joker/Harley more.

Ideally, a batjokes shippers would also push for Harley/Ivy, other than a swift death for Selina. But I know bajokes shippers who also like Harley/Joker.

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>>88397555
>being this delusional

>>88396605
I mean all the esgy writers who tried to reinvent the wheel after that.

Besides that, most alt universe shows, comics, games have some sort of thing referencing the joker as the red hood. How would the Joker even know about the Red Hood if he wasn't him?

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>>88397815
I like superbat and harley/joker, but not as much as batjokes

>>88397704
>they looks ready to either kiss or strangle each other with passion
Man, Azz made it. He actually wrote official Bat/Joker shipping fanfiction, the madman.

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Is it wrong that I love this Joker?

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>>88397815
>Talia

>>88393206
nice brokeback mountain trace

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>>88398016
this one too (pic related)

>>88397985
It's never wrong to love the Joker.

>>88397934
Got it. I'm no shipper but I like every dynamic the Joker has with everyone. I don't think there's anything romantic about batjokes but I do enjoy their relationship and I don't mind well done fanart. I hate "HURR DURR IT'S CANON" shippers in any fandom though.

I find it particularly funny though that we do know that he goes to whores when he escapes from Arkham.

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>>88398078
Thank god.

>>88398051
thanks anon

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>>88397968
Pretty sure Moore, Miller and Morrison did it way before him.

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>>88397985
>>88398138
did this scene turn u on, anon?

>>88398291
Nah, I'm not really a fan of Ledger's Joker.

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>>88398291
Ledger wasn't an attractive Joker to me. To think that he was 20 years younger than Leto. Fucking 20.

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>>88398346
why not? which one do you like best then?

>>88397815
>BatCat
I like their their on-again, off-again relationship.
>Batman/Talia
That hasn't been a thing since the 1972.
>Wonderbat
Much prefer her with Steve.
>SuperBat
Don't see the appeal. Superman is as straight as they come and his relationship with Lois is a part of what defines him.
>Joker/Harley
Nauseates me.
>Harley/Ivy
They have an interesting dynamic, but portraying them as anything more than friends is a mistake.

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>>88398362
I wasn't exactly attracted to him either, but I really liked him. he looked older with the make up

>>88398373
Jack Nicholson

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>>88398346
Same here

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>>88398440
>mfw like both Batjokes and Harley x Joker
>read posts like these

>>88398506
Hey, man. It's just not my thing. I hate what Harley's become and can't stand her.

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>>88398534
Oh, if you meant current Harley I hate that too.

>>88397985
This is actually what joker was going to look like at first in arkham asylum (the morrison one)

>>88398792
was he also gonna wear a beautiful dress?

>>88398792
I know, and I wish he had.

>>88392751
the joker is in love with batman and doesn't feel bad about it at all.

>>88400680
holy crèpe you just saved my thread?!

>all this shit taste in one thread
dceu batman/joker is the worst batman/joker

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>>88400776
you're whalecum

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Even in alternate universes their love is the truest.

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>>88400783
for me, it's the size kink and suicide squad joker being the prettiest joker eeveeerrrr. what do you prefer?

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>>88401000
>prettiest joker eeveeerrrr
555-come-on-now

>>88395061
The anon who said that could have been referring more to the three Joker meme

Why do you guys keep reviving this thread if nobody writes in it anyway?

>>88401000
Leto Joker is the hottest Joker bar none.

>>88395061
>T-the multiple choice bullshit was in the same comic that introduced that origin.

Nope! The Red Hood origin is from the 50's.Alan Moore was digging deep for that story. Its why you see the picture of the 50's era Batfamily in that comic, too.

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>>88403724
he needs to be the main antagonist in the next batman movie, so we have more fapping material